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Hmmm. My approach of PMing people that I find offensive appears not to work anymore.
I PM'd the OP of this thread
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=347727
with the message "your jokes are not funny"
and got
kill urself u stupid fuck not everyone is the same person we all r different thats why i like my joke and u have no frends haha
I'll just stick with reporting people in the future.
CONTEXT:
5.THOR IS HERE!!! a thor says while he gets pwned by a bunch of roaches then dies
24.a protoss said i need ot make this unit faster and chronoboosted the building
16.a marine was getting set up in a date with a brood lord. the marine asked the brood lord"about time your here" and the brood lord said "sorry im the longest nunit it takes for t3 because terran can get thor so quick"
The title of the thread was "Starcraft 2 jokes/pun thread"
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On June 25 2012 21:28 Praetorial wrote:Hmmm. My approach of PMing people that I find offensive appears not to work anymore. I PM'd the OP of this thread http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=347727with the message "your jokes are not funny" and got Show nested quote +
kill urself u stupid fuck not everyone is the same person we all r different thats why i like my joke and u have no frends haha
I'll just stick with reporting people in the future.
You may have no 'frends', but you have something he doesn't, friends.
+ Show Spoiler +har har har, see what I did there? + Show Spoiler +but seriously, why is he so pissed, did you send him a pic of your dick or something?
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well, his jokes were not funny but at least the PM was 
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Nope. Just "your jokes are awful"
25.a marine said to his fellow marine in a battle "cast a fireball!" and the other marine said "wrong game buddy"
31.What did the marine say to the hydralisk u mad u useless
45. You mothership is such a slut she cloaks enemy units and her vortex is a 7 radius
28.a protoss in blue "trunks " (tb) is afraid of a red protoss. why? The red protoss looks like blood!
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On June 25 2012 21:35 Praetorial wrote:Nope. Just "your jokes are awful" Show nested quote +25.a marine said to his fellow marine in a battle "cast a fireball!" and the other marine said "wrong game buddy"
Show nested quote +45. You mothership is such a slut she cloaks enemy units and her vortex is a 7 radius
LOL I can't stop fucking giggling. Everyone around me must think that I'm insane. Is this shit anti-humor? It's so unfunny there is no way anyone would think it's funny. I want to meet this guy and find out what incapacitating conditions he has.
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You can be somewhat brusque/condescending to shitty posters etc (usually justifiably ^^), but I agree 100% with you, this guy cannot possibly believe that these are could ever possibly induce laughter and amusement in anybody (unless one takes amusement in the uh craftsmanship required for such terrible, terrible jokes ;__;). Just wat.
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From his OP:
Hey all, i've been looking for a solid sc2 joke thread, but none really delivered the content i wanted, so i decided i would make my own
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=246900
I think that maybe he's just a bit weak in the head.
On June 25 2012 21:40 Aerisky wrote:
You can be somewhat brusque/condescending to shitty posters etc, but I agree 100% with you, this guy cannot possibly believe that these are could ever possibly induce laughter and amusement in anybody (unless one takes amusement in the *cough* craftsmanship required for such terrible, terrible jokes ;__;).
Me personally?
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If jokes were pizzas, I wouldn't eat whatever he's trying to deliver if I were paid to do so. fwiw I'm allergic to pizza anyway D:
No but really, that's one delivery we could do better without :S
Hm uh
You (Praetorial) can be somewhat brusque/condescending to shitty posters etc, but I agree 100% with you (Chief Monk of the Ban God), this guy (clazerxsniper) cannot possibly believe that these jokes (typo lol) could ever possibly induce laughter and amusement in anybody (unless one takes amusement in the uh craftsmanship required for such terrible, terrible jokes ;__;).
Hope that helps? fwiw I don't really hold anything against anybody (except bad posts against bad posters, statement purposefully left elastic ), that just was my first impression of you ish no offense or anything intended, not to mention we need people to put cruddy posters in their place before mods kick them into disneyland their asses 
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I laughed, but it was a sad "what the hell is going on here" kind of laugh.
a hydra tries to go to wal mart but by the time he gets there its closed
The longer you stare at it, the funnier it gets.
Or I've gone mad. Your mileage may vary.
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I think
7.what does a mother ship do when hes sick of fighting with his wife? he puts her in a vortex (Warning : this is only a temporary solution.)
that I'm going to report
19.the immortal asked the dark templar what kind of prisoners he got, and the immortal said, i got 2 HIGH templars
the PM he sent me
43.A hydralisk and a reaper walk to a bar to celebrate their new marriage, and the reaper gets home before the hydralisk gets there
despite his awesome jokes.
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On June 25 2012 21:50 ghost_403 wrote:I laughed, but it was a sad "what the hell is going on here" kind of laugh. The longer you stare at it, the funnier it gets. Or I've gone mad. Your mileage may vary.
Oh my god LOL, that's actually pretty hilarious the longer you look at it XD took me a few seconds but it's funny because almost all if not all walmarts are open 24 hours! And then you picture the hydra trekking day and night through the massive parking lot etc etc etc hehe
Ah thought you'd reported the first one, if not then by all means go ahead >:D
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On June 25 2012 21:50 ghost_403 wrote:I laughed, but it was a sad "what the hell is going on here" kind of laugh. The longer you stare at it, the funnier it gets. Or I've gone mad. Your mileage may vary.
Oh god, my sides
+ Show Spoiler +if he finds this conversation and was serious on creating these jokes we may have just crushed some kid's dream
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Holy Jesus those are hilariously bad jokes. Thank you so much for sharing them here. :-D
I'm not sure what they have to do with the Automated Ban List, but regardless, they brightened my day.
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I'm going to have to close this thread this before I break down laughing/crying in public. This is going to have to wait til I get home.
edit: pretty sure people have started noticing. FFFUUUUUUU
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Am I the only one wondering why you PM'd him saying his jokes are not funny? Kind of seems like baiting.
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On June 25 2012 22:00 Dodgin wrote:
Am I the only one wondering why you PM'd him saying his jokes are not funny? Kind of seems like baiting.
Well, I sorta wanted him to know that his jokes were awful...I wasn't trying to bait him!
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LOL It's actually impressive how not funny some of these are. It must be some kind reverse-talent.
Sums it up pretty well.
@Dodgin: Eh I guess it could be interpreted as baiting but to be fair the guy was REALLY taking himself seriously and insulting/being rude to anybody who pointed out the distinct lack of humor in his jokes. I applaud him for putting in the effort to type out 50+ of these terribad jokes though. And ye he needed to be told the unfortunate truth :X
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On June 25 2012 22:03 Aerisky wrote:LOL Show nested quote +It's actually impressive how not funny some of these are. It must be some kind reverse-talent. Sums it up pretty well. Eh I guess it's sort of baiting but to be fair the guy was REALLY taking himself seriously and insulting/being rude to anybody who pointed out the distinct lack of humor in his jokes. I applaud him for putting in the effort to type out 50+ of these terribad jokes though :X
Churn out, more like.
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On June 25 2012 21:28 Praetorial wrote:Hmmm. My approach of PMing people that I find offensive appears not to work anymore. I PM'd the OP of this thread http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=347727with the message "your jokes are not funny" and got Show nested quote +
kill urself u stupid fuck not everyone is the same person we all r different thats why i like my joke and u have no frends haha
I'll just stick with reporting people in the future. CONTEXT: Show nested quote +5.THOR IS HERE!!! a thor says while he gets pwned by a bunch of roaches then dies Show nested quote +24.a protoss said i need ot make this unit faster and chronoboosted the building Show nested quote +16.a marine was getting set up in a date with a brood lord. the marine asked the brood lord"about time your here" and the brood lord said "sorry im the longest nunit it takes for t3 because terran can get thor so quick"
The title of the thread was "Starcraft 2 jokes/pun thread"
I got a 1 or 2 week ban once for this. Careful who you PM lol.
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