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TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
May 30 2012 20:49 GMT
#22401
So you accidentally created an erroneous report and thought to remedy it by creating another report?

I'm sure it happens all the time.
I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
May 30 2012 21:03 GMT
#22402
I got a good chuckle out of that whole thing, it was pretty obvious what happened after the second report but I couldn't reply to it before he noticed the mistake himself.
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
Promethelax
Profile Joined February 2012
Canada7089 Posts
May 30 2012 21:19 GMT
#22403
On May 31 2012 05:40 kerpal wrote:
I just did something very stupid with my report button...


So, despite it's appalling lack of actually funny content, I am a longtime subscriber to the '[sfw] random pics that make you laugh' thread... (I know, I know... it's an addiction I cannot break. If I don't check it, I can't sleep for the irrational belief that someone might actually post something that would make me chuckle ever so slightly.)
Although of course as everyone knows the funniest pic thread on TL is the 'unimpressed flash meme' thread...

The thing that really annoys me in the 'random pics' thread is when people post without a pic. There's a mod note, don't post without a pic, but people do, so I love to report them for their foolishness.
So, I check my subscribed threads and I see someone has posted in the 'random pics' thread. It's not funny. In fact, it's just a quote of a pic posted earlier with something like
Show nested quote +
that's so funny

posted. Thanks for your contribution. Reported. Return to thread, scroll up. The next guy up has also failed to post a pic of his own, but is arguing about terran's ability to use ebays as sight blockers. Report. Return to thread. What? Another? Report!
Oh wait... this is the 'unimpressed flash meme' thread... oops... What do I do now?
Well I report a fourth post with an apology, duh!

+ Show Spoiler +
I'm now looking around for a check that i'm posting this in the right thread!


And that right there is why I dread getting the report button. I know I'll want to use it because some people need to be reported (especially in the sfw pics thread, although they should also be reported for having no sense of humour...) and I drink while I TL a little too frequently. I find myself in the wrong thread all the time and I've managed to not post in it but I think I might report it.

I love that our mods are a part of the community enough to find your mistake funny instead of obnoxious.
TL Mafia. Love it. Play it. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 I find Kennigit really attractive. If anyone has a picture of him please feel free to PM it to me.
corumjhaelen
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
France6884 Posts
May 30 2012 21:50 GMT
#22404
Huhu, I thought reported misspo's post this morning, and the ban just went down apparently. Not sure what happened there, maybe just forgot to hit enter or there was some debate on the punishment oO
‎numquam se plus agere quam nihil cum ageret, numquam minus solum esse quam cum solus esset
blubbdavid
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Switzerland2412 Posts
May 30 2012 22:45 GMT
#22405
On May 31 2012 06:19 Promethelax wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 31 2012 05:40 kerpal wrote:
I just did something very stupid with my report button...


So, despite it's appalling lack of actually funny content, I am a longtime subscriber to the '[sfw] random pics that make you laugh' thread... (I know, I know... it's an addiction I cannot break. If I don't check it, I can't sleep for the irrational belief that someone might actually post something that would make me chuckle ever so slightly.)
Although of course as everyone knows the funniest pic thread on TL is the 'unimpressed flash meme' thread...

The thing that really annoys me in the 'random pics' thread is when people post without a pic. There's a mod note, don't post without a pic, but people do, so I love to report them for their foolishness.
So, I check my subscribed threads and I see someone has posted in the 'random pics' thread. It's not funny. In fact, it's just a quote of a pic posted earlier with something like
that's so funny

posted. Thanks for your contribution. Reported. Return to thread, scroll up. The next guy up has also failed to post a pic of his own, but is arguing about terran's ability to use ebays as sight blockers. Report. Return to thread. What? Another? Report!
Oh wait... this is the 'unimpressed flash meme' thread... oops... What do I do now?
Well I report a fourth post with an apology, duh!

+ Show Spoiler +
I'm now looking around for a check that i'm posting this in the right thread!


And that right there is why I dread getting the report button. I know I'll want to use it because some people need to be reported (especially in the sfw pics thread, although they should also be reported for having no sense of humour...) and I drink while I TL a little too frequently. I find myself in the wrong thread all the time and I've managed to not post in it but I think I might report it.

I love that our mods are a part of the community enough to find your mistake funny instead of obnoxious.

Be like me and write as report reason "DEATH AND DECAY" or "DESTROY". (Ok, I have stopped with this since my last ban.)
What do you desire? Money? Glory? Power? Revenge? Or something that surpasses all other? Whatever you desire - that is here. Tower of God ¦¦Nutella, drink of the Gods
McFeser
Profile Joined July 2011
United States2458 Posts
May 30 2012 22:53 GMT
#22406
On May 31 2012 06:19 Promethelax wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 31 2012 05:40 kerpal wrote:
I just did something very stupid with my report button...


So, despite it's appalling lack of actually funny content, I am a longtime subscriber to the '[sfw] random pics that make you laugh' thread... (I know, I know... it's an addiction I cannot break. If I don't check it, I can't sleep for the irrational belief that someone might actually post something that would make me chuckle ever so slightly.)
Although of course as everyone knows the funniest pic thread on TL is the 'unimpressed flash meme' thread...

The thing that really annoys me in the 'random pics' thread is when people post without a pic. There's a mod note, don't post without a pic, but people do, so I love to report them for their foolishness.
So, I check my subscribed threads and I see someone has posted in the 'random pics' thread. It's not funny. In fact, it's just a quote of a pic posted earlier with something like
that's so funny

posted. Thanks for your contribution. Reported. Return to thread, scroll up. The next guy up has also failed to post a pic of his own, but is arguing about terran's ability to use ebays as sight blockers. Report. Return to thread. What? Another? Report!
Oh wait... this is the 'unimpressed flash meme' thread... oops... What do I do now?
Well I report a fourth post with an apology, duh!

+ Show Spoiler +
I'm now looking around for a check that i'm posting this in the right thread!


And that right there is why I dread getting the report button. I know I'll want to use it because some people need to be reported (especially in the sfw pics thread, although they should also be reported for having no sense of humour...) and I drink while I TL a little too frequently. I find myself in the wrong thread all the time and I've managed to not post in it but I think I might report it.

I love that our mods are a part of the community enough to find your mistake funny instead of obnoxious.

I would probably spend an hour deciding whether or not the person that I am reporting deserves to be banned or not, only to refresh the page and see that they have already been banned.

PS I'm going to win our bet
Promethelax still hasn't changed his quote
kerpal
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United Kingdom2695 Posts
May 30 2012 23:16 GMT
#22407
On May 31 2012 06:03 heyoka wrote:
I got a good chuckle out of that whole thing, it was pretty obvious what happened after the second report but I couldn't reply to it before he noticed the mistake himself.

If you get particularly humourous reports (or misreports) feel free to share them.
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
May 30 2012 23:39 GMT
#22408
Yeah, I made a misreport the other day too ;_; feels terrible. Other than that I don't think my reports have been the worst in the world, although perhaps close.
memes are a dish best served dank
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
May 30 2012 23:43 GMT
#22409
Ouchies, Kwark laying the banhammer down on sc4k. I actually was [un]fortunate enough to witness the entire process as it unfolded for once, sort of shaking my head because some of the stuff the guy posted really was pretty silly imho. Didn't know he had a history with Kwark too. Juicy.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43350 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-31 00:54:28
May 30 2012 23:50 GMT
#22410
HamerD and KwarK, round 1.
HamerD laying down the pseudohistorical knowledge about the Federated Republic Democracy of Ancient Greece.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=69698

He edited out much of what he wrote in the face of being wholly factually wrong but fortunately some of it survived in quotes.
It can pretty much be summed up by this being part of his argument
On April 18 2008 09:38 HamerD wrote:So I don't have evidential backup, well that's never stopped me before
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43350 Posts
May 30 2012 23:51 GMT
#22411
HamerD vs the stars.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=132475#1
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43350 Posts
May 30 2012 23:53 GMT
#22412
HamerD vs the stars some more
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=85258
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43350 Posts
May 30 2012 23:55 GMT
#22413
HamerD on the ignorance of others.
On March 19 2009 22:23 HamerD wrote:
What needs to be done about it in developing societies is mass education and alleviation from the state of ignorance.

ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43350 Posts
May 30 2012 23:59 GMT
#22414
HamerD using faggot as a word to insult a child.
On March 15 2011 03:50 sc4k wrote:
Can't believe you guys are saying that this kid took it too far. Fuck that, he just picked up the little shitbag and dumped him. Faggot little child deserved a broken neck, as do all bullies.

What happened in that video can be summed up by 3 words:

badass fucking justice

User was temp banned for this post.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43350 Posts
May 31 2012 00:06 GMT
#22415
The best of HamerD
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=78751#1
+ Show Spoiler +
On July 04 2008 06:55 HamerD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2008 06:35 Jibba wrote:
Mischy, how can you possibly fuck a person like this? Does he have a 14" cock made out of diamonds or something?


Jesus christ. Man. Ok. The fact that you even used that word just...well...I have lost even more respect for you. Seriously, you want reasons? This is just for you jibba, cos both mischy and I agree you are an arrogant cunt. I would really prefer that people other than jibba don't read this, but I want to keep any argument we have public because I don't want to have to repeat myself to any douches who are like you. So be it if I'm subjected to ridicule. I know most people who would choose to insult me have worse lives than I, and accept if they are so dissatisfied with themselves that they feel the need to take it out on me:

+ Show Spoiler +

1. I'm far more talented than you'll ever be at lots of things (I have no proof but I really, deeply expect so)

2. I'm far more funny than you'll ever be (around people who aren't stupid, whooping american seals at least). I am not entirely in tune with TL humour because it is far below the usual sort of humour of my friends, and it's hard to stoop

3. I'm attractive

4. I'm definitely more intelligent, philosophical, wise, well-read, charming and intellectual than you

5. I'm an exciting, enthusiastic person; with a lot of time for any charitable cause. I'm a passionate and emotional philanthrope.

6. I'm an elitist, and refuse to accept anything but the best

7. I have an incredibly eclectic range of things I enjoy, which is stimulating for people around me. I am always busy. From sports/ gym, to philosophy and politics, to gaming, to music, to academia and esoteric exploration; I do a lot of things which means I have a lot of interesting things to talk about.

8. I take life seriously...I have a lot of emotion and passion. I care about things, and I'm very protective and loyal of and to my friends.


There really are many more reasons why michelle likes me, and I can say that with total confidence in her agreeing with what I've put. If I had to take a WILD shot in the dark jibba, I'd say you are either an air sign or an aries. Aries because they are pugnacious cunts, or an air sign because they always fail @ opening their minds. You are like my ex...oh shit I just checked yes you are a libra. Fucking typical haha! Man...you will never get anything more than the most basic bread and butter facts. Sorry, but you don't know what it's like to dream. You are another typical cynical air sign. You'll never be able to prove me wrong because you'll just respond with hostility. I really pity you, that you cannot see any further than the end of your nose.

Now when you do respond to this post, know that I won't respond in kind. Like I say, I'll busy myself with ONE direct flame. This isn't even a rude one, just a general negative assessment of your being. I don't want to discuss with you any further anything other than ron paul in this blog.


Don't quote me on this because it was all a long time ago but if I recall correctly the Mischy that agreed with him was a fictional alter ego online girlfriend. Interacting with HamerD is like being slapped around the head by the Dunning-Kruger effect over and over.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43350 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-31 00:28:54
May 31 2012 00:17 GMT
#22416
HamerD goes Ron Paul (Mischy agrees)
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=74529
In this topic he talks down to people who know more about the subject (which for him means anyone) for a few pages and then suddenly comes to the following realisation.
On July 04 2008 10:46 HamerD wrote:
Ok. I went and did some research and it turns out that um...I pretty much disagree with my previous statement. I really should research this sort of shit before I get involved.
In all honesty, Jibba, you assumed I knew more than I did


And yet despite this happening every time he voices an opinion on anything (he's actually wrong more often than if you knew absolutely nothing and just picked viewpoints at random, he's not only a moron, he's unlucky too) he continues to talk down to his intellectual betters while preaching whatever pseudoscience is allowing him to think he's better than us all today.


This topic is an example of the glory that is HamerD. In the others he simply makes an idiot out of himself by not knowing anything about his subject and still trying to argue it, in this one he opens by saying "I think this and I think the only reason everyone else doesn't agree is because they're not smart enough" and then demonstrates and admits that he knows absolutely nothing about the subject and his opinion was wrong. He does these amazing mental gymnastics where he can continue to believe that he knows more than everyone around him and that he's way smarter while at the same time recognising that he doesn't know anything about anything. From a pyschological point of view, truly remarkable, as a forum mod, get out.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
iamperfection
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States9645 Posts
May 31 2012 00:23 GMT
#22417
^ blatant post count farming
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=406168&currentpage=78#1551
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
May 31 2012 00:26 GMT
#22418
BOOM that was actually really funny to read

Quite the history he has too; wow haha ;P left me mentally giggling (ok maybe a little out loud too)
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
May 31 2012 00:36 GMT
#22419
I just kept F5'ing and reading and not posting for fear of breaking KwarK's epic combo.

Then I got taken aside by the various links and into the Incontrol "What is your favourite post" thread. That one has some gems.
Starleague Forever. RIP KT Violet~
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
May 31 2012 00:37 GMT
#22420
Hmm, I think I'll just chalk this one up to standard England vs Scotland nationalism.

Anyway what's funny about his post on Astrology is that he even gets the facts about Astrology wrong. Lol @ "Astrology isn't like religious belief". Well, I guess the billion or so Hindus for whom Astrology is part of their religion don't count. + Show Spoiler +
Though true devotees of Astrology often make a clear delineation between "western" and "eastern" astrology, it's pretty clear he did zero actual research on it


Also lol @ the random bar chart. He claims to be measuring correlation. But if I recall properly, correlation is measured by an 'r' value between 0 and 1. His bar chart goes between 0 and 14, so wtf is he measuring lol. Real proponents of Astrology must be just face palming.
I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
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