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On May 30 2012 01:33 TheToast wrote:Show nested quote +On May 30 2012 01:30 GMarshal wrote:
If this turns into a religion discussion thread I will cry.
And then I will ban people, but in a sad way, not in an angry way. Bah. I plan to turn this into a thread advertising the church of GMarshal. I will be the leader, you will be our profit, and one day when we have enough members we will wage a religious war against the cult of flamewheel.
Sorry dude the hamster cult has already taken hold in this thread, so you will have a 3 way war for religious domination. GL HF
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United States6046 Posts
On May 30 2012 01:33 TheToast wrote:Show nested quote +On May 30 2012 01:30 GMarshal wrote:
If this turns into a religion discussion thread I will cry.
And then I will ban people, but in a sad way, not in an angry way. Bah. I plan to turn this into a thread advertising the church of GMarshal. I will be the leader, you will be our profit, and one day when we have enough members we will wage a religious war against the cult of flamewheel.
The Cult of Flamewheel is trying to birth a Flamewheelian Anti-Christ in the DotA2 General Discussion thread btw!
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On May 30 2012 01:39 Deleuze wrote:Show nested quote +On May 30 2012 01:33 TheToast wrote:On May 30 2012 01:30 GMarshal wrote:
If this turns into a religion discussion thread I will cry.
And then I will ban people, but in a sad way, not in an angry way. Bah. I plan to turn this into a thread advertising the church of GMarshal. I will be the leader, you will be our profit, and one day when we have enough members we will wage a religious war against the cult of flamewheel. But this was always an alter to the Ban God? But if so can I be the choir boy?
Everyone starts as an initiate, though you may move up by proving your devotion to the church through backbreaking manual farm or mining labor at our compound in texas and selling every single thing you have and donating the money to the mission of GMarshal.
Henseforth, I shall be known as the His Emminence, the Grand Executor of the Church of GMarshal. You shall further refer to GM as The Mortal Incarnate of the Great Lord of Justice and Balance.
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The ABL has now turned into Medieval England.
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On May 30 2012 01:46 Whole wrote:Show nested quote +On May 30 2012 01:33 TheToast wrote:On May 30 2012 01:30 GMarshal wrote:
If this turns into a religion discussion thread I will cry.
And then I will ban people, but in a sad way, not in an angry way. Bah. I plan to turn this into a thread advertising the church of GMarshal. I will be the leader, you will be our profit, and one day when we have enough members we will wage a religious war against the cult of flamewheel. The Cult of Flamewheel is trying to birth a Flamewheelian Anti-Christ in the DotA2 General Discussion thread btw!
The cultists of the false profit shall not blaspheme our great Church much longer! The noble deeds of our devoteed followers shall one day fund a great army with which we will smite the spammy one!
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Hmm out of the three factions, I will probably follow the Flamewheel cult. Both GMarshal and Flamewheel are from Mafia, but Flamewheel is AMERICA too, and GMarshal is not, so therefore -> Flamewheel.
And Hamsters are the spawn of Satan.
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You want proof that this is the altar of the bangods?
Can I have a two day ban please?
User was temp banned for this post.
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"There is no greater love than this, to ban oneself for the satisfaction of one's friends."
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On May 30 2012 01:33 TheToast wrote:Show nested quote +On May 30 2012 01:30 GMarshal wrote:
If this turns into a religion discussion thread I will cry.
And then I will ban people, but in a sad way, not in an angry way. Bah. I plan to turn this into a thread advertising the church of GMarshal. I will be the leader, you will be our profit, and one day when we have enough members we will wage a religious war against the cult of flamewheel.
GMarshal is your profit? Hmm interesting business you do there.
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On May 30 2012 02:11 solidbebe wrote:Show nested quote +On May 30 2012 01:33 TheToast wrote:On May 30 2012 01:30 GMarshal wrote:
If this turns into a religion discussion thread I will cry.
And then I will ban people, but in a sad way, not in an angry way. Bah. I plan to turn this into a thread advertising the church of GMarshal. I will be the leader, you will be our profit, and one day when we have enough members we will wage a religious war against the cult of flamewheel. GMarshal is your profit? Hmm interesting business you do there.
The person and ideology are really irrelevant, it really comes down to the business model. See, the key is to pull people in by using a multi tiered hierarchal system that through advancement offers prestige and sense of importance within the community while offering no real power within the organization. At least not until the person is sufficiently indoctrinated that they could be relied on to carry out orders single mindedly. You'd be surprised how easily people can be converted to a specific ideology by offering them advancement within a structured system. The key it to continually offer them such advancement, however small, so they never realize how completely powerless they really are within the system.
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On May 30 2012 02:22 TheToast wrote:Show nested quote +On May 30 2012 02:11 solidbebe wrote:On May 30 2012 01:33 TheToast wrote:On May 30 2012 01:30 GMarshal wrote:
If this turns into a religion discussion thread I will cry.
And then I will ban people, but in a sad way, not in an angry way. Bah. I plan to turn this into a thread advertising the church of GMarshal. I will be the leader, you will be our profit, and one day when we have enough members we will wage a religious war against the cult of flamewheel. GMarshal is your profit? Hmm interesting business you do there. The person and ideology are really irrelevant, it really comes down to the business model. See, the key is to pull people in by using a multi tiered hierarchal system that through advancement offers prestige and sense of importance within the community while offering no real power within the organization. At least not until the person is sufficiently indoctrinated that they could be relied on to carry out orders single mindedly. You'd be surprised how easily people can be converted to a specific ideology by offering them advancement within a structured system. The key it to continually offer them such advancement, however small, so they never realize how completely powerless they really are within the system.
See, and that's why I am in the Flamewheel cult, where everyone is equal (some more than others), and where we are working towards the paradise of AMERICA.
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On May 30 2012 01:26 TheToast wrote:Show nested quote +On May 29 2012 23:38 CyDe wrote:On May 29 2012 23:32 OpticalShot wrote:On May 29 2012 23:31 solidbebe wrote:On May 29 2012 23:16 iamperfection wrote:On May 29 2012 17:02 nohbrows wrote:On May 29 2012 14:38 solidbebe wrote:On May 29 2012 11:33 Mobius_1 wrote:On May 29 2012 10:30 Praetorial wrote:
Monk gets my vote for being an awesome banling. Who isn't? M Bison was just banned by Antoine.
That account was created on 2012-05-27 18:02:04 and had 20 posts.
Reason: Previously banned user. I hate dumb people who get awesome names banned. Why can't more Polar Bear Underlings learn to use expendable names like TI900 or teedotizbackagainandagain or something? rofl when I saw that name I actually got the suspicion he was a PBU, it's really a PBU name imo. Just a question. If you get permabanned, and then come back maybe years later after learning from your mistakes and maybe growing to become a better person, will you still get banned for being a PBU? And first time posting in ABL thread! Finally worked up the courage after months of lurking.  There are a lot of pbu that are regular users. I could be one you could be one hell everyone in this thread coulde be one. They are among us. Yep, I even remember a thread about this dude that had been banned 8 years ago and had all that time lurked TL, then finally tried to remake an account. The OP was banned again, at least it seemed that way, but it was just Hotbid troll. Btw I cant figure out if jesusoursaviour is now a troll or not. Is he really that obsessed with jesus or is he just some random bored dude that doesnt have anything else to do? As far as I know he's been pretty consistent with his preachings here. I'd like to believe that he's for real and believes in what he says, but if he's an elaborate troll, he's a pretty good one. I mean, he is not totally consistent. Sometimes he does these long elaborate rants quoting scripture etc, but other times he just acts like a normal dude. The fact that everything even remotely associated with his account has to do with Jesus, besides a lot of the posts, just shows me it is someone kidding around. I mean. I hope it is, because... what the hell. Who spends that much time thinking about a historical figure. Seriously. Plus in one of his very early posts he claims his favorite movie is District 9, which would be odd for someone so religious. If you haven't seen it already, they say "fuck" like 300 times, "cunt" 3 times, and multiple people literally explode onto the camera lens. Fuckin' great movie, but I wouldn't guess someone so religious would like it. EDIT: All that being said, I am quite happy to see that ban. Taking advantage of a tragedy to preach religion is one of the things that pisses me off most in the world. So, people who believe in a higher power can't watch a movie with swearing? huh? Just because someone is religious doesn't mean they're some kind of ultra-social conservative luddite. Also, pretty sure for the fathful Jesus/Muhammad/Buddah/Moses are just a little more important than "historical figures". lol
Last I remember from surveys, the vast majority of Americans are still Christian. Most are normal. Somebody who creates a username like that and posts like that is not normal. I'd argue that somebody that preachy has to be an ultra-social conservative luddite.
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GIVE ME A ONE WEEK AND SAVE MY SOUL
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I'm totally not participating in any discussion even vaguely religious.
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Nope. Not happening. Hey, Oldboy with nal_ra, that was a great show, I think I'll go re-watch that.
Bye guys, cya later! :D
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See, I can't join any of the banning religions, because I'm a faithful devotee of my own ego.
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On May 30 2012 02:30 JingleHell wrote:
See, I can't join any of the banning religions, because I'm a faithful devotee of my own ego.
Heretic.
ONE WEEK FOR SALVATION(for me)
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Finland8094 Posts
On May 30 2012 02:28 Praetorial wrote:
GIVE ME A ONE WEEK AND SAVE MY SOUL
It's funny how you are being ignored, WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!
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On May 30 2012 02:39 Cokefreak wrote:It's funny how you are being ignored, WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!
EVEN DEAD GODS DREAM
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On May 30 2012 02:36 Praetorial wrote:Show nested quote +On May 30 2012 02:30 JingleHell wrote:
See, I can't join any of the banning religions, because I'm a faithful devotee of my own ego. Heretic. ONE WEEK FOR SALVATION(for me)
You're devotion is commendable. When you get back from your ban, I think I will make you the head of my Inquisition. Ordo... Flamewheelius.
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inquisition would mean you're actually hunting people.
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