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Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
May 01 2007 06:13 GMT
#41
On May 01 2007 14:58 RaGe wrote:
Cpt_Iraq = Moltke btw


he's been trying to talk me into joining his HoI2 game to play Iraq during that period. I hated him for that. Does anyone have the log where we changed names because Moltke took mine in a split second where I changed my nick and not gave it back to me?
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
May 01 2007 06:14 GMT
#42
ROFL CPT OBV
mnm
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States4493 Posts
June 07 2007 08:50 GMT
#43
[17:44] Gene`: told my girlfriend
[17:44] Gene`: she kisses a girl
[17:44] Gene`: i'll kiss some guy
[17:44] Gene`: she has no problem with it
[17:44] Gene`: im looking forward.
[17:44] mnm: pics
[17:44] mnm: of u
[17:44] Gene`: .. to her kissing a girl. that is.
[17:44] mnm: kissing guy
[17:44] mnm: pls
[17:44] Carnac_: ahahah
[17:44] Gene`: np
[17:44] Gene`: im sure there will be many.
[17:44] `DeadVessel: i would have no problem kissing a guy
[17:44] vGl-CoW: kiss a really fat guy
[17:44] Gene`: negative
[17:44] `DeadVessel: as long as its not sexual
[17:44] mnm: for cow
[17:44] `DeadVessel: and hes not gay
[17:44] Gene`: the guy will have to be decent looking.
[17:44] `DeadVessel: micah would you kiss mezorz?
[17:44] mnm: gene
[17:44] mnm: kiss
[17:44] mnm: jared
[17:44] mnm: =)
[17:44] vGl-CoW: are you fat
[17:44] Gene`: negative.
[17:44] * `DeadVessel puckers up
[17:44] `DeadVessel: wtf
[17:45] `DeadVessel: no micah
[17:45] vGl-CoW: then sorry
[17:45] * `DeadVessel goes to eat some cake
[17:45] `DeadVessel: give me 2 weeks
[17:45] Gene`: it would have to be a guy even i think is a little hot
[17:45] `DeadVessel: ..
[17:45] Moltke: All right
[17:45] `DeadVessel: wow gay
[17:45] Gene`: haha :D

[17:47] vGl-CoW: MY MANTITS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN
[17:47] `DeadVessel: then we will milk in the shade
[17:47] `DeadVessel: if micah started lactating i would throw up
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brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9642 Posts
June 07 2007 08:56 GMT
#44
On May 01 2007 14:20 Pressure wrote:
[17:18] * IntoTheWow slaps dronebabo with a large cock
[17:18] IntoTheWow: nice
[17:18] * dronebabo slaps IntoTheWow around a bit with a large trout
[17:18] IntoTheWow: i forgot the "around a bit"
[17:19] dronebabo: whos cock is that


lmfao
his first question is not WHY im being hit with a cock, but more importantly, who's cock.
lmfao.
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
June 07 2007 08:58 GMT
#45
<vGl-CoW> the first and last time rpf touches a girl will be when she sinks a ten inch blade into his neck
MaZza[KIS]
Profile Joined December 2005
Australia2110 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-07 12:12:58
June 07 2007 12:12 GMT
#46
On May 01 2007 14:21 hurin wrote:
how hasn't anyone posted this one yet it's the best

---


(00:52:54) <+Moltke> Actually I am an amazingly good roommate
(00:53:05) <+Moltke> So amazing that I got kicked out in 3 months in 1st year
(00:53:41) <@vGl-CoW> it's because of your renegade ways
(00:52:42) <@Carnac_> on what grounds
(00:52:46) <@Carnac_> were you kicked out?
(00:52:51) <+Moltke> Didn't I tell you
(00:52:55) <@Carnac_> i cant recall
(00:52:56) <+Moltke> I slapped a girl
(00:52:59) <+Moltke> :S
(00:53:01) <@Carnac_> wtf
(00:53:05) <@Carnac_> why did you slap a girl
(00:53:11) <+Moltke> I warned her repeatedly
(00:53:13) <+Moltke> not to touch me
(00:53:16) <+Moltke> and she kept slapping me
(00:53:21) <@PuertoRican> walk away
(00:53:23) <@PuertoRican> idiot
(00:53:31) <@Carnac_> why did she touch you?
(00:53:32) <@PuertoRican> get a girl to beat her up
(00:53:34) <@Carnac_> or slap you
(00:53:41) <+Moltke> well on that occasion
(00:53:55) <+Moltke> it was near-dawn before halloween, and I told her to go into the kitchen and cook me some breakfast
(00:53:57) <+Moltke> and she slapped me
(00:54:01) <+Moltke> jeez
(00:54:35) <@vGl-CoW> so you knocked her lights out
(00:54:44) <+Moltke> No
(00:54:51) <+Moltke> I gave her a "love tap"
(00:54:53) <+Moltke> but she started crying
(00:55:01) <+Moltke> Must have been faking it :/
(00:55:27) <@vGl-CoW> wife beater
(00:55:40) <+Moltke> meh
(00:55:43) <+Moltke> Compared to my father
(00:55:48) <+Moltke> I am nothing
(00:56:00) <@Carnac_> hahahaha
(00:56:08) <@Carnac_> im trying to imagine
(00:56:14) <@Carnac_> moltke telling some girl
(00:56:18) <@Carnac_> "go cook for me"
(00:57:12) <+Moltke> I did not deserve physical assault for a request


Moltke I absolutele adore your honesty. If you're reading this MUCH LOVE!!!
I really wanted a bigger opponent, like Nate Marquardt, or King Neptune, or Zeus, or Zeus and Fedor, or Fedor on Zeus's shoulders, and they can both punch but only Zeus can kick.
knyttym
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States5797 Posts
June 07 2007 13:09 GMT
#47
On April 30 2007 16:47 joohyunee wrote:
www.bash.org


oh God. That was sooo freaking funny. Th top 100 quotes made me laugh so hard.
Best site i've visited in a while.
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-08 17:25:36
June 07 2007 13:38 GMT
#48
hahaha this thread is hilarious.

IRC <3

Moltke now on my trip to Germany I had to carry 3 suitcases and 2 bags on my back
Moltke So you will imagine my annoyance having arrived in Nürnberg to find my mother had packed a book called: Social intelligence: How to influence people and make friends in my briefcase
fanta[Rn] rofl
Moltke I was so disgusted I threw it in the dustbin immediately
Moderator
rushz0rz
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Canada5300 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-07 15:35:18
June 07 2007 15:33 GMT
#49
<`DeadVessel> i wish i had a twin sister
<MYM|DayNine> are you kidding
<MYM|DayNine> nick doens't even fucking
<MYM|DayNine> go in a different room
<`DeadVessel> no because they know what im doing
<`DeadVessel> LOL
<mnm> ><
<MYM|DayNine> he just starts jacking off
<MYM|DayNine> if he feels lik eit
<MYM|DayNine> like i remember over the summer
<`DeadVessel> i gotta meet tasteless
<mnm> brotherly love
<MYM|DayNine> we set our computers up
<MYM|DayNine> like 10 feet from eachother
<MYM|DayNine> so i'm playing a game
<MYM|DayNine> and i finish
<MYM|DayNine> take off my headphones
<MYM|DayNine> turn around
<MYM|DayNine> and nick is like totally naked
<MYM|DayNine> jacking off at his computer
<MYM|DayNine> and honestly
<rushz0rz> this is going in the quote thread
<MYM|DayNine> if i interrupt him, he won't even be mad
<mnm> lol
<MYM|DayNine> i'll be like "uhh nick..."
<`DeadVessel> sean can i put that in the irc thread?
<MYM|DayNine> he'll turn around, dick in hand and genuinely ask "hey sean, how'd ur game go?"
IntoTheRainBOw fan~
Day[9]
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States7366 Posts
June 07 2007 15:38 GMT
#50
<`DeadVessel> god i can imagine tasteless
<`DeadVessel> walking in penis in hand
<`DeadVessel> naked
Whenever I encounter some little hitch, or some of my orbs get out of orbit, nothing pleases me so much as to make the crooked straight and crush down uneven places. www.day9.tv
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
June 07 2007 15:39 GMT
#51
-.-
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
June 08 2007 18:22 GMT
#52
[mnm] i wouldnt want a bf who doesnt go online
Moderator
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
June 08 2007 18:49 GMT
#53
Hahaha quality thread.
True_Spike
Profile Joined July 2004
Poland3434 Posts
June 08 2007 19:44 GMT
#54
A couple WGT admin quotes!

[19:59] * QuiKSilveR has joined #WGTour
[19:59] * Q sets mode: +o QuiKSilveR
[19:59] <ThE|PrO1> any admin ?
[19:59] * QuiKSilveR has left #WGTour
----------------
<Revolve> "accidentlly"
<itzMorglum> heh
<Ilintar> hey
<Ilintar> I WAS AN ACCIDENT
<ashInsane> lol
<Ilintar> *IT
<Ilintar> ;P
<TrueSpike> haha
<TrueSpike> yes, you were
-----------------------
<Zypher> I get those double-x rated dreams sometimes
<Zypher> then I wake up and I'm like
<Revolve> "mom!"
<Revolve> "sheets"
<Revolve> "asap"
Pads
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
England3228 Posts
June 08 2007 20:04 GMT
#55
On June 08 2007 00:33 rushz0rz wrote:
<`DeadVessel> i wish i had a twin sister
<MYM|DayNine> are you kidding
<MYM|DayNine> nick doens't even fucking
<MYM|DayNine> go in a different room
<`DeadVessel> no because they know what im doing
<`DeadVessel> LOL
<mnm> ><
<MYM|DayNine> he just starts jacking off
<MYM|DayNine> if he feels lik eit
<MYM|DayNine> like i remember over the summer
<`DeadVessel> i gotta meet tasteless
<mnm> brotherly love
<MYM|DayNine> we set our computers up
<MYM|DayNine> like 10 feet from eachother
<MYM|DayNine> so i'm playing a game
<MYM|DayNine> and i finish
<MYM|DayNine> take off my headphones
<MYM|DayNine> turn around
<MYM|DayNine> and nick is like totally naked
<MYM|DayNine> jacking off at his computer
<MYM|DayNine> and honestly
<rushz0rz> this is going in the quote thread
<MYM|DayNine> if i interrupt him, he won't even be mad
<mnm> lol
<MYM|DayNine> i'll be like "uhh nick..."
<`DeadVessel> sean can i put that in the irc thread?
<MYM|DayNine> he'll turn around, dick in hand and genuinely ask "hey sean, how'd ur game go?"


BEST
QUOTE
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Q~Bert
Profile Joined June 2006
United States670 Posts
June 08 2007 20:15 GMT
#56
FUCKING AMAZING
aka: Yaj
GongKyuckTerran
Profile Joined March 2006
Croatia1096 Posts
June 08 2007 20:26 GMT
#57
ahhahahahahhaha
some sick quotes !
Ultras di Spalato, Etre et durer
Pads
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
England3228 Posts
June 08 2007 21:16 GMT
#58
I've been looking at that Bash.org website for almost 2 hours now. non stop laughter. my mum is worried. she came over and it was some wierd quote about animal masterbation. oh dear.
#1 Kwanro[saM] fan!
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-08 21:32:47
June 08 2007 21:30 GMT
#59
On May 01 2007 14:21 hurin wrote:
how hasn't anyone posted this one yet it's the best

---


(00:52:54) <+Moltke> Actually I am an amazingly good roommate
(00:53:05) <+Moltke> So amazing that I got kicked out in 3 months in 1st year
(00:53:41) <@vGl-CoW> it's because of your renegade ways
(00:52:42) <@Carnac_> on what grounds
(00:52:46) <@Carnac_> were you kicked out?
(00:52:51) <+Moltke> Didn't I tell you
(00:52:55) <@Carnac_> i cant recall
(00:52:56) <+Moltke> I slapped a girl
(00:52:59) <+Moltke> :S
(00:53:01) <@Carnac_> wtf
(00:53:05) <@Carnac_> why did you slap a girl
(00:53:11) <+Moltke> I warned her repeatedly
(00:53:13) <+Moltke> not to touch me
(00:53:16) <+Moltke> and she kept slapping me
(00:53:21) <@PuertoRican> walk away
(00:53:23) <@PuertoRican> idiot
(00:53:31) <@Carnac_> why did she touch you?
(00:53:32) <@PuertoRican> get a girl to beat her up
(00:53:34) <@Carnac_> or slap you
(00:53:41) <+Moltke> well on that occasion
(00:53:55) <+Moltke> it was near-dawn before halloween, and I told her to go into the kitchen and cook me some breakfast
(00:53:57) <+Moltke> and she slapped me
(00:54:01) <+Moltke> jeez
(00:54:35) <@vGl-CoW> so you knocked her lights out
(00:54:44) <+Moltke> No
(00:54:51) <+Moltke> I gave her a "love tap"
(00:54:53) <+Moltke> but she started crying
(00:55:01) <+Moltke> Must have been faking it :/
(00:55:27) <@vGl-CoW> wife beater
(00:55:40) <+Moltke> meh
(00:55:43) <+Moltke> Compared to my father
(00:55:48) <+Moltke> I am nothing
(00:56:00) <@Carnac_> hahahaha
(00:56:08) <@Carnac_> im trying to imagine
(00:56:14) <@Carnac_> moltke telling some girl
(00:56:18) <@Carnac_> "go cook for me"
(00:57:12) <+Moltke> I did not deserve physical assault for a request


hahahahaha

I can't believe he seriously asked that.

HAHAHAHAHA !!! :D

edit: Omfg I didn't read the jacking off brother yet, holy shit I can't breathe.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
June 08 2007 21:50 GMT
#60
Seriously this is just like 5% of the shit that goes round there, more people should be in that channel . Best place !:D
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
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