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EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22253 Posts
June 09 2007 07:25 GMT
#81
ROFL @ the Day/Tasteless quote
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
June 09 2007 08:43 GMT
#82
What? I never said that
LegendaryDreams
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada1350 Posts
June 09 2007 09:30 GMT
#83
fucking gay shit channel with nyvonne geek and fanta geek leaders talking about dating geek girls and banning me for making some jokes

absoluting low life people
call me moxie
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-09 09:33:57
June 09 2007 09:33 GMT
#84
nevermindddddd
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
June 09 2007 09:52 GMT
#85
<Nyovne> luckily Im born with a bar-stool growing from my ass
<Nyovne> so no dancing
<Nyovne> except when im like really drunk
<Nyovne> and then its kinda bad because
<Nyovne> Im swirling around
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
June 09 2007 09:57 GMT
#86
<Nyovne> causing all kinds of carnage
<Nyovne> with that barstool swooping round
<Nyovne> behind me
<Nyovne> through the crowd
<Nyovne> really nasty
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
June 09 2007 10:12 GMT
#87
wtf
why do i miss everything when im on irc
rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
June 09 2007 10:15 GMT
#88
On June 09 2007 16:17 BalloonFight wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 08 2007 00:33 rushz0rz wrote:
<`DeadVessel> i wish i had a twin sister
<MYM|DayNine> are you kidding
<MYM|DayNine> nick doens't even fucking
<MYM|DayNine> go in a different room
<`DeadVessel> no because they know what im doing
<`DeadVessel> LOL
<mnm> ><
<MYM|DayNine> he just starts jacking off
<MYM|DayNine> if he feels lik eit
<MYM|DayNine> like i remember over the summer
<`DeadVessel> i gotta meet tasteless
<mnm> brotherly love
<MYM|DayNine> we set our computers up
<MYM|DayNine> like 10 feet from eachother
<MYM|DayNine> so i'm playing a game
<MYM|DayNine> and i finish
<MYM|DayNine> take off my headphones
<MYM|DayNine> turn around
<MYM|DayNine> and nick is like totally naked
<MYM|DayNine> jacking off at his computer
<MYM|DayNine> and honestly
<rushz0rz> this is going in the quote thread
<MYM|DayNine> if i interrupt him, he won't even be mad
<mnm> lol
<MYM|DayNine> i'll be like "uhh nick..."
<`DeadVessel> sean can i put that in the irc thread?
<MYM|DayNine> he'll turn around, dick in hand and genuinely ask "hey sean, how'd ur game go?"


LOL!
I remember not too long ago when I met Tasteless at the NH LAN, and now I can't help but wonder if I should have washed my hands after I shook his hand.

"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
June 09 2007 10:40 GMT
#89
<rpf> if (rpf = loser) then
<rpf> {
<MYM|Army`afk> /part
<MYM|Army`afk> }
<rpf> girls = 0
<rpf> }
<rpf> TA DAH
NewbSaibot
Profile Joined May 2004
3849 Posts
June 09 2007 10:43 GMT
#90
so people talk
in the tl.net irc chan
nel the same way they talk
in broodwar channels
?
I went to the chippy last night and only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her bushy plate.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9616 Posts
June 09 2007 13:28 GMT
#91
On June 09 2007 18:30 LegendaryDreams wrote:
fucking gay shit channel with nyvonne geek and fanta geek leaders talking about dating geek girls and banning me for making some jokes

absoluting low life people

fuck you.
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
June 09 2007 14:03 GMT
#92
--- Nuked ---
tiffany
Profile Joined November 2003
3664 Posts
June 09 2007 14:11 GMT
#93
hypocrisy
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
June 09 2007 14:13 GMT
#94
On June 09 2007 23:03 dronebabo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2007 18:30 LegendaryDreams wrote:
fucking gay shit channel with nyvonne geek and fanta geek leaders talking about dating geek girls and banning me for making some jokes

absoluting low life people

(21:11:38) (legendarydreams) refl
(21:12:08) (legendarydreams) 1a
(21:12:08) (legendarydreams) 2a
(21:12:08) (legendarydreams) 3a
(21:12:09) (legendarydreams) 4a
(21:12:09) (legendarydreams) 5a
(21:12:09) (legendarydreams) 6
(21:12:10) (legendarydreams) a7a
(21:12:13) (legendarydreams) 1a
(21:12:15) (legendarydreams) 2a
(21:12:17) (mahnini) :|
(21:12:17) (legendarydreams) 3a
(21:12:19) (legendarydreams) 4a
(21:12:21) (legendarydreams) 5a
(21:12:22) (legendarydreams) 6a
(21:12:25) (legendarydreams) 7a
(21:12:26) (alien3456) wtf are you doing
(21:12:27) (legendarydreams) 1a
(21:12:29) (legendarydreams) 2a
(21:12:31) (legendarydreams) 3a
(21:12:33) (legendarydreams) a4
(21:12:35) (legendarydreams) guys

(21:14:50) (legendarydreams) u rdy
(21:14:51) (legendarydreams) 5
(21:14:52) (legendarydreams) 4
(21:14:53) (Quint) yeah
(21:14:53) (legendarydreams) 3
(21:14:53) (legendarydreams) 2
(21:14:54) (legendarydreams) 1
(21:14:54) (Quint) GO
(21:14:55) (legendarydreams) go
(21:14:56) (legendarydreams) 1a
(21:14:58) (legendarydreams) 2a
(21:15:00) (legendarydreams) 3a
(21:15:03) (legendarydreams) 4a
(21:15:05) (legendarydreams) 5a
(21:15:07) (legendarydreams) 6a
(21:15:07) (alien3456) can we get a ban in his direction
(21:15:08) (legendarydreams) 7a
(21:15:11) (legendarydreams) 1a
(21:15:13) (legendarydreams) 2a
(21:15:15) (legendarydreams) 3a
(21:15:16) (legendarydreams) 4a

(21:15:25) (legendarydreams) ....
(21:15:27) (legendarydreams) yo u guys are sad
(21:15:29) (legendarydreams) ROFL alien
(21:15:31) (legendarydreams) do u know who i am
(21:15:33) (legendarydreams) holy shit

(21:23:11) (legendarydreams) sad
(21:23:12) (legendarydreams) yo
(21:23:14) (legendarydreams) sad nerds yo

(21:25:40) (legendarydreams) GEEK guy and GEEk girl
(21:25:44) (legendarydreams) LIFE OWNED YO
(21:25:45) (legendarydreams) ROFL

LOL BAN EZ


i wake up in the mornin take a piss and wash my hands
take a knee and thank the man, then get back to the money
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
June 09 2007 14:20 GMT
#95
sigh
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
June 09 2007 14:32 GMT
#96
On June 09 2007 18:30 LegendaryDreams wrote:
fucking gay shit channel with nyvonne geek and fanta geek leaders talking about dating geek girls and banning me for making some jokes

absoluting low life people
1a 2a 3a is not a joke, it's a warmup
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36374 Posts
June 09 2007 15:04 GMT
#97
haha he spends a lot of time in that channel calling people geeks

fun existence he has there
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
June 09 2007 15:46 GMT
#98
rofl this is possibly the greatest thread ever, i'm finding out how to get on IRC.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19133 Posts
June 10 2007 05:20 GMT
#99
On June 10 2007 00:04 Hot_Bid wrote:
haha he spends a lot of time in that channel calling people geeks

fun existence he has there

His fun existence lasted till I Alt tabbed back after a game, then I warned him, then he got personal with fanta in a bad way so he got removed.

Sigh @ some people ;/.

And Moltke is for real y0 :D. Best resident :p.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
June 10 2007 05:46 GMT
#100
On June 09 2007 06:57 Nyovne wrote:
[15:52] <Cpt_Obvious> Ill disclose this much, it involved a singing bum @ 3 AM totally drunk under my window
[15:52] <Cpt_Obvious> I stood on the balcony with a garbage bag but then decided that wouldnt deter a homeless stinking person
[15:53] <Cpt_Obvious> so I grabbed some empty wine bottles and bombarded the area around him with those
[15:53] <Carnac_> lol
[15:53] <Cpt_Obvious> and he took a trip to safer havens
[15:53] <Carnac_> youre like
[15:53] <Cpt_Obvious> and so I restored peace and quiet
[15:53] <Carnac_> almost as bad as stars
[15:53] <Cpt_Obvious> to my neighbourhood


---

You piece of scum Obvious WHY DO IT


by the way that was on the occasion where Moltke took my nickname, I have proof because I had to look up the words disclose and deter. only Moltke would use such words.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
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