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Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
June 10 2007 07:14 GMT
#101
On June 10 2007 14:46 Cpt Obvious wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2007 06:57 Nyovne wrote:
[15:52] <Cpt_Obvious> Ill disclose this much, it involved a singing bum @ 3 AM totally drunk under my window
[15:52] <Cpt_Obvious> I stood on the balcony with a garbage bag but then decided that wouldnt deter a homeless stinking person
[15:53] <Cpt_Obvious> so I grabbed some empty wine bottles and bombarded the area around him with those
[15:53] <Carnac_> lol
[15:53] <Cpt_Obvious> and he took a trip to safer havens
[15:53] <Carnac_> youre like
[15:53] <Cpt_Obvious> and so I restored peace and quiet
[15:53] <Carnac_> almost as bad as stars
[15:53] <Cpt_Obvious> to my neighbourhood


---

You piece of scum Obvious WHY DO IT


by the way that was on the occasion where Moltke took my nickname, I have proof because I had to look up the words disclose and deter. only Moltke would use such words.

wrong try again, you bumbuster!
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
June 10 2007 07:27 GMT
#102
<rpf> if (rpf = loser) then
<rpf> {
<MYM|Army`afk> /part
<MYM|Army`afk> }
<rpf> girls = 0
<rpf> }
<rpf> TA DAH



LOZL

anyone with programming experience knows why this is 2x funny

assignment instead of boolean operator ftl
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
June 10 2007 13:14 GMT
#103
Man, i don't get it, care to explain gi?
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9642 Posts
June 10 2007 13:14 GMT
#104
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> first time i had sex
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> was awkward as fuck
<Siththebeast> lol
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> I didn't know wtf i was doing
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> kept putting it
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> in wrong place
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> then shes like
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> "no here"
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> and does it for me
<Siththebeast> lol
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> and it didnt fit
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> <-- too big.
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> apparently
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> proudest day of my life
<Siththebeast> too big?
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> when i heard that line.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9642 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-10 13:27:57
June 10 2007 13:23 GMT
#105
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> nah im 17
<Siththebeast> pronz didnt follow u around?
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> lol
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> i stood there
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> for like
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> 2 hours
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> with my dick out
<Gene`> LMFAO
<T-P-S> ...
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> waiting for nudity
<Corinthos> the hell
<Siththebeast> lol
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> IT came
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> but it was with mom and son
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> and i went to bed* at 7 am
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> a very sad man.'




also, kyari, where are you? <3
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
June 10 2007 13:24 GMT
#106
Gene`> INCEST IS BEST
Moderator<:3-/-<
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
June 10 2007 13:24 GMT
#107
I wanna correct that typo i made

Bed*
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9642 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-10 13:35:02
June 10 2007 13:27 GMT
#108
<alien3456> have you ever seen the movie "spanking the monkey"
<Gene`> hulking beast
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> BABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Gene`> hahaha
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> yeah i did
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> that was a shitty movie
<alien3456> it's about a guy who fucks his mom
<Gene`> isnt that with the kid
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> fucking incest
<Gene`> and his mom
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> is disgusting
<Siththebeast> LOL HAVE MY BABIES
<Gene`> guess so
<dr1babo> INCEST WUT
<MoNKeYSpanKeR> The mom was ugly too.
<maleorderbride> wow
<alien3456> that movie was on one morning when i was really hung over
<Gene`> INCEST IS BEST

i feel the need to justify myself.



just to ensure this is a quality post
we are also discussing this thread:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?currentpage=1&topic_id=34860
kind of.
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-10 14:41:06
June 10 2007 13:28 GMT
#109
How come those quotes are in reverse order, wtf?
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
June 10 2007 19:41 GMT
#110
On June 10 2007 22:14 MoNKeYSpanKeR wrote:
Man, i don't get it, care to explain gi?
Instead of comparing the value of the variable "rpf" he directly assigned the value "loser" to his name.
For if comparission you ned two =.
so it should be if (rpf == loser) { girls = none; }
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
June 10 2007 19:45 GMT
#111
irc is no longer the same
fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
June 10 2007 19:48 GMT
#112
yeah, with the return of Cpt_Imbecile and rpf now all hell broke loose.
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
June 10 2007 19:50 GMT
#113
it was like the calm before the storm...
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17789 Posts
June 10 2007 19:53 GMT
#114
Does anyone have the log when Strafe invited Moltke to come to him so he would pay prostitute to have sex with Moltke so he could change his mind on this subject?

Damn, I don't know if even I understand what I just wrote
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
DrainX
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Sweden3187 Posts
June 10 2007 20:07 GMT
#115
omg no quotes of me I feel so left out ;(
sith
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2474 Posts
June 11 2007 05:29 GMT
#116
Ahahhaha gene for about 10 minutes there I couldn't stop laughing.
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
June 11 2007 06:06 GMT
#117
Fanta i still don't get it, oh well not important i guess. girls == none makes no sense to me not the rpf = loser thing :/ oh well i guess i am doomed to confusion
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
mnm
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States4493 Posts
June 11 2007 06:13 GMT
#118
rpf = loser means rpf is a loser (defined as one)
rpf == loser means rpf is equal to a loser (equated to one)
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Carnac
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
Germany / USA16648 Posts
June 12 2007 08:13 GMT
#119
(02:12:31) <@mnm> suck my dick

it's not a fake
ModeratorHi! I'm a .signature *virus*! Copy me into your ~/.signature to help me spread!
Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
June 12 2007 08:35 GMT
#120
On June 12 2007 17:13 Carnac wrote:
(02:12:31) <@mnm> suck my dick

it's not a fake


whoa wtf
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