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MaZza[KIS]
Profile Joined December 2005
Australia2110 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-12 08:40:17
June 12 2007 08:39 GMT
#121
On June 11 2007 15:06 MoNKeYSpanKeR wrote:
Fanta i still don't get it, oh well not important i guess. girls == none makes no sense to me not the rpf = loser thing :/ oh well i guess i am doomed to confusion


if(rpf = loser) --> translates to "RPF IS A LOSER".

the correct way to write it would be

if(rpf == loser) --> which translates to "Is RPF a loser".

If you don't understand programming then just think of it this way.


So.. just in case you don't get it, rpf called himself a loser. Even though it wasn't intentional and he accidentally (probably) put = instead of ==.

Get it?

On June 12 2007 17:13 Carnac wrote:
(02:12:31) <@mnm> suck my dick

it's not a fake


tranny?
I really wanted a bigger opponent, like Nate Marquardt, or King Neptune, or Zeus, or Zeus and Fedor, or Fedor on Zeus's shoulders, and they can both punch but only Zeus can kick.
mnm
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States4493 Posts
June 12 2007 08:59 GMT
#122
that was out of context! it was a response to this: http://www.flexibility.com.au/blue/iB_html/uploads/post-1-86122-Sharklol.jpg

=p carnac
http://www.teamliquid.net/store http://www.teamliquid.net/gallery/
zobz
Profile Joined November 2005
Canada2175 Posts
June 12 2007 08:59 GMT
#123
On June 12 2007 17:39 MaZza[KIS] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 12 2007 17:13 Carnac wrote:
(02:12:31) <@mnm> suck my dick

it's not a fake


tranny?
it's just an expression
"That's not gonna be good for business." "That's not gonna be good for anybody."
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17722 Posts
June 12 2007 09:40 GMT
#124
On June 12 2007 17:59 mnm wrote:
that was out of context! it was a response to this: http://www.flexibility.com.au/blue/iB_html/uploads/post-1-86122-Sharklol.jpg

=p carnac


I don't get it, but I'm drunk and it's ok
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
June 12 2007 09:47 GMT
#125
On June 12 2007 17:13 Carnac wrote:
(02:12:31) <@mnm> suck my dick

it's not a fake


kinky
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-12 10:00:11
June 12 2007 09:52 GMT
#126
On June 10 2007 16:27 GrandInquisitor wrote:
Show nested quote +
<rpf> if (rpf = loser) then
<rpf> {
<MYM|Army`afk> /part
<MYM|Army`afk> }
<rpf> girls = 0
<rpf> }
<rpf> TA DAH



LOZL

anyone with programming experience knows why this is 2x funny

assignment instead of boolean operator ftl

Depends on the syntax on the language.

edit: are we assuming he is using java? ;p It's not all correct, even then.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20158 Posts
June 12 2007 09:54 GMT
#127
<decaf|aznpride> I need a motto for my english portfolio
<vGl-CoW> <vGl-CoW> MY WAY OR THE HEMINGWAY
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
June 12 2007 10:06 GMT
#128
SHIT MNM IS A GIRL? God i'm so confused.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
Time[to]Zerg
Profile Joined June 2007
United States65 Posts
June 12 2007 15:15 GMT
#129
#244321 +(19414)- [X]

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.



LMFAO! This will definitely be my first post... [Its off the http://www.bash.org/?top] Almost pissed my pants laughing. Good to be back to TL...
Im about to drop the hammer, and dispense some indiscriminate justice!
vhallee
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
899 Posts
June 12 2007 20:15 GMT
#130
On June 13 2007 00:15 Time[to]Zerg wrote:
#244321 +(19414)- [X]

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.



LMFAO! This will definitely be my first post... [Its off the http://www.bash.org/?top] Almost pissed my pants laughing. Good to be back to TL...



oh yeah, that's one piece of solid gold right there!
Marijuana causes amnesia and other things I don't remember.
WaterCup
Profile Joined July 2005
United States73 Posts
June 12 2007 20:17 GMT
#131
On June 12 2007 19:06 MoNKeYSpanKeR wrote:
SHIT MNM IS A GIRL? God i'm so confused.

No he's not.
He just pretends to be.
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
June 12 2007 20:22 GMT
#132
watercup no more talking, you confuse me.

I'm still mad about that time you built while obing me vs neodestiny, that should of been my first damn win over that clown.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
WaterCup
Profile Joined July 2005
United States73 Posts
June 12 2007 20:40 GMT
#133
Rofl it's you.

You were losing anyways. The kid had like 40 guardians sitting in the corner. He was about to destroy you, then I came to the rescue.

Plus, Neodestiny is a very, very easy player. I can beat him with 1 hand, watching porn, and spamming on TL.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
June 12 2007 20:45 GMT
#134
On June 13 2007 05:40 WaterCup wrote:
Rofl it's you.

You were losing anyways. The kid had like 40 guardians sitting in the corner. He was about to destroy you, then I came to the rescue.

Plus, Neodestiny is a very, very easy player. I can beat him with 1 hand, watching porn, and spamming on TL.

Let me guess, you're doing it right now dick in hand.

If that's true, deadvessel has got nothing on you.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
June 12 2007 20:49 GMT
#135
don't put bash quotes up here, this is meant to be TL quotes only.
Like

<dronebabo> I'm so gay.
Storchen
Profile Joined September 2006
Sweden4385 Posts
June 12 2007 20:51 GMT
#136
On June 13 2007 00:15 Time[to]Zerg wrote:
#244321 +(19414)- [X]

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.



LMFAO! This will definitely be my first post... [Its off the http://www.bash.org/?top] Almost pissed my pants laughing. Good to be back to TL...


ROFL!
thats brilliant, brilliant I say!
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
June 13 2007 07:23 GMT
#137
(19:20:46) (+StrafeV) i was driving with my brother once when i was 18 yet
(19:20:49) (+StrafeV) and he hit a swan
(19:20:54) (+StrafeV) huuuuuuuge bump in the car
(19:20:54) (+StrafeV) :D
(19:20:54) (@mnm) aww
(19:20:56) (SayaSP) I ran over a duck
(19:21:04) (SayaSP) and fried it
(19:21:05) (@mnm) u guys r mean
(19:21:05) (+StrafeV) it was a big ass swan
(19:21:07) (+StrafeV) we took it with us
(19:21:12) (@mnm) its not cool to run over animals
(19:21:16) (+StrafeV) yeah it is
(19:21:18) (@mnm) its only cool to blow them up with tanks

-_- I thought it was alright.
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
MyLostTemple *
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2921 Posts
June 13 2007 07:24 GMT
#138
i didn't even know we had an irc channel wtf O:!
Follow me on twitter: CallMeTasteless
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
June 13 2007 16:11 GMT
#139
nigga don't lie watercup he was at lair tech and i had him out based and 4 reavers in his expo and i killed about 15 drones then we get your Dr. Doom speach.

i <3 mnm
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6183 Posts
June 13 2007 16:36 GMT
#140
come on quit posting from bash.org we can read them there alrdy o.o
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