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jacen
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Austria3644 Posts
June 16 2007 04:09 GMT
#161
(22:08:34) (@Beyonder) im christian
(22:08:37) (@Beyonder) im against condoms on the internet
(micronesia) lol we aren't going to just permban you (micronesia) "we" excludes Jinro
Kassios
Profile Joined May 2006
France1424 Posts
June 16 2007 04:12 GMT
#162
nice thread, ty =)
- Death is certain, life is not -
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
June 17 2007 05:00 GMT
#163
[image loading]


IRC is all about LOVE.
Moderator
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
June 17 2007 07:06 GMT
#164
IRC is apparently all about Cpt_Obvoius futilely trying to make shitty jokes and no one laughing
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
June 17 2007 07:09 GMT
#165
On June 17 2007 16:06 GrandInquisitor wrote:
IRC is apparently all about Cpt_Obvoius futilely trying to make shitty jokes and no one laughing
very true. STOP BEING funny cpt_imbecile
Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12972 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-18 06:05:27
June 18 2007 05:59 GMT
#166
[23:59] <mnm> my friends dont think id be a good mother
[23:59] <mnm> cuz i wanna throw babies in a pool when theyre born
[23:59] <mnm> n see if they can swim

[00:05] <dronebabo> Hairy Resurrection 06/18/07(Mon)16:39 No.1256138
[00:05] <dronebabo> Looking for any pictures of girls with hairy armpits. =D
[00:05] * Xeo^ has joined #teamliquid
[00:05] <Carnac_> get lost
SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
June 18 2007 20:49 GMT
#167
On June 17 2007 16:06 GrandInquisitor wrote:
IRC is apparently all about Cpt_Obvoius futilely trying to make shitty jokes and no one laughing


you dont know the half of it
AUSSIESCUM
TeamLiquid eSTROgeneral #1 • RIP
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
June 18 2007 21:20 GMT
#168
i usually just tune him out
Manowarrior
Profile Joined May 2007
United States159 Posts
June 18 2007 22:11 GMT
#169
How does one access IRC?
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
June 18 2007 22:12 GMT
#170
On June 17 2007 16:09 fanta[Rn] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 17 2007 16:06 GrandInquisitor wrote:
IRC is apparently all about Cpt_Obvoius futilely trying to make shitty jokes and no one laughing
very true. STOP BEING funny cpt_imbecile


How can one stop something which one has never been doing? Stop contradicting yourself, loser.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
June 18 2007 22:16 GMT
#171
then those weren't jokes..?
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36401 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-18 22:49:30
June 18 2007 22:49 GMT
#172
haha GI way to get super excited and brag about a WGT CL Division 4 qualification win vs some random spanish noob team where you were 1/2 of a 2v2

GI what if STX wins Proleague, would you take out an ad in times square
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
June 18 2007 22:53 GMT
#173
i would prostrate myself beneath the form of a giant Child hoisted over manhattan

What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36401 Posts
June 18 2007 23:01 GMT
#174
and that thing about IRC being cpt_obvious own personal pool of self-pity is true

rule #1 in not being emo is to stop talking about yourself, unless it's important

examples:

1. My mother just died.
2. I got accepted into my dream college!
3. Nobody thinks I'm funny in an online chatroom.

Which one does not deserve other peoples' attention!?!?!
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Carnac
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
Germany / USA16648 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-18 23:05:03
June 18 2007 23:04 GMT
#175
Who cares about your mom?
ModeratorHi! I'm a .signature *virus*! Copy me into your ~/.signature to help me spread!
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36401 Posts
June 18 2007 23:05 GMT
#176
STFU LUCKER
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Carnac
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
Germany / USA16648 Posts
June 18 2007 23:24 GMT
#177
haha classic
ModeratorHi! I'm a .signature *virus*! Copy me into your ~/.signature to help me spread!
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
June 19 2007 03:49 GMT
#178
On June 19 2007 08:24 Carnac wrote:
haha classic

hahaha <3
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
June 19 2007 03:51 GMT
#179
On June 15 2007 23:38 fanta[Rn] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 15 2007 16:50 mnm wrote:
[16:48] fanta[Rn]: rob, when are you going to ram it in?
erm <.< THAT IS FAKED.

Hahahha yeah as if Fanta hahaha.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
KissBlade
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States5718 Posts
June 19 2007 05:43 GMT
#180
Speaking of bash.org ...

Surprised this gem was never spotted by anyone?

"<Dr_DOS> Tupac Shakur sounds like a Protoss name."
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