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Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
June 19 2007 06:39 GMT
#181
[00:38] <warding> Moltke would you have a problem with me posting your pic on tlnet?
[00:38] <Moltke> Yes
[00:38] <warding> then stfu
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
mnm
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States4493 Posts
June 21 2007 09:04 GMT
#182
[18:03] fanta[Rn]: i want to have sex
[18:03] fanta[Rn]: with you
[18:03] fanta[Rn]: now.
[18:03] * BalloonFi unzips
[18:03] * fanta[Rn] happy.
[18:03] funkie`: gays
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.kaz
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
1963 Posts
June 21 2007 09:09 GMT
#183
Did I just miss this?
Pressure - "rock is the defender of justice" 이병민 / 박영민 Hwaiting~
MaZza[KIS]
Profile Joined December 2005
Australia2110 Posts
June 21 2007 12:24 GMT
#184
More moltke plz
I really wanted a bigger opponent, like Nate Marquardt, or King Neptune, or Zeus, or Zeus and Fedor, or Fedor on Zeus's shoulders, and they can both punch but only Zeus can kick.
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
June 21 2007 12:39 GMT
#185
On June 21 2007 21:24 MaZza[KIS] wrote:
More moltke plz
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
Carnac
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
Germany / USA16648 Posts
June 22 2007 02:36 GMT
#186
(20:30:12) `Jared-_-: carnac
(20:30:22) `Jared-_-: tell me what pop is doing that's sucha big suprise
(20:30:28) `Jared-_-: i wont tell
(20:30:35) `Jared-_-:
(20:30:37) Carnac_: neither will i
(20:30:57) `Jared-_-:
(20:31:11) Carnac_: but its gonna be
(20:31:14) Carnac_: OMGWTFBBQ
(20:31:32) Ilvy|off: he will surv us all free joints
(20:31:38) Ilvy|off: and fin vodca
(20:31:44) Carnac_: didnt know
(20:31:49) Carnac_: you were a pothead petra
(20:32:08) Ilvy|off: not often but sometimes
(20:32:14) Cpt_Obvious: O_o
(20:32:16) `Jared-_-: omg
(20:32:18) Carnac_: ill tell your kids
(20:32:19) Quint: oh god
(20:32:23) `Jared-_-: why aren't you my mom
(20:32:29) Cpt_Obvious: petra marley
(20:32:37) Ilvy|off: my oldest knows
(20:32:39) Ilvy|off: ^^
(20:32:42) Quint: how old is he?
(20:32:44) Quint: 12?
(20:32:47) `Jared-_-: you should tell all your children
(20:32:48) Ilvy|off: haha
(20:32:53) Ilvy|off: 21
(20:32:56) Quint: ok
(20:33:02) Carnac_: you smoke pot together?
(20:33:03) `Jared-_-: hey does she ever smoke with you?
(20:33:11) Ilvy|off:` my youngest is 12 he is to young for that
(20:33:24) Ilvy|off: in austria i did not in norway
ModeratorHi! I'm a .signature *virus*! Copy me into your ~/.signature to help me spread!
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-22 02:38:42
June 22 2007 02:38 GMT
#187
ilvy <3s chronic
mnm
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States4493 Posts
June 22 2007 03:05 GMT
#188
ilvy do your sons read tl =x
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Mandalor
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany2362 Posts
June 22 2007 03:38 GMT
#189
her oldest stopped playing bw / visiting bw related sites years ago iirc
yokohama
Profile Joined February 2005
United States1116 Posts
June 22 2007 05:08 GMT
#190
Hahaha... Team Liquid cheers me up when I'm having a shitty day, thanks ahahahaha~
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
June 22 2007 05:13 GMT
#191
[00:38] <warding> Moltke would you have a problem with me posting your pic on tlnet?
[00:38] <Moltke> Yes
[00:38] <warding> then stfu

Nice. gogo portugal.
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17431 Posts
June 23 2007 00:05 GMT
#192
[18:06] <+GG-Artanis> Who is vGl-CoW?
[18:06] <@vGl-CoW> lol
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
June 23 2007 03:42 GMT
#193
On June 22 2007 14:13 Slayer91 wrote:
[00:38] Moltke would you have a problem with me posting your pic on tlnet?
[00:38] Yes
[00:38] then stfu

Nice. gogo portugal.


ahahha
Moderator
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
June 24 2007 14:24 GMT
#194
[08:20] <01rushz0rz> i had the weirdest dream last night
[08:20] <01rushz0rz> you guys wanna hear about it?
[08:20] <01rpf> Sure.
[08:20] <01rushz0rz> ok well
[08:21] <01rushz0rz> i was in my foods class, and it was like the last day and my teacher threw an SC tournament
[08:21] <01rushz0rz> and this hot girl who was in my class was so good and like as fast as boxer
[08:21] <01SayaSP> lol in foods class :D
[08:21] <01SayaSP> continue :D
[08:22] <01rushz0rz> we both went to the finals, and it was like projected on the white board and me and her went to the finals, i beat her though.
[08:22] <01@dronebabo> and he pops up out of nowhere
[08:22] <01rushz0rz> and shes like
[08:22] <01rushz0rz> 'you're so fast!'
[08:22] <01rushz0rz> if only life were like that.
[08:22] <01@dronebabo> HER BINDING BUST FIGURE IMMEDIATLY FORCED MY TWITCHING GARGANTUAN MAN CANNON TO RAPIDLY EXPAND TO DIVINE ELEPHANTINE DIMENSIONS
[08:23] <01rushz0rz> i just cant get over how funny that dream was
[08:23] <01rushz0rz> an SC tournament in my foods class
[08:23] <01rushz0rz> MY FOODS CLASS!!!
[08:23] <01rushz0rz> AAAAAHHAHAHAHAHA!
[08:23] <01@dronebabo> THE LADY IN QUESTION, WHO'S BEAUTY WAS ONLY MATCHED BY THAT OF MY COLLOSSAL DOWNSTAIRS DOWEL, WAS ASTOUNDED AND THUS PROCEEDED TO STARE INTENTLY AT MY INTENSIFYINGLY TITANTIC LUST LOG OF INFINITE SEXUAL DESIRE AS IT OBILTERATED MY FINE UNDERWEAR AND TROUSERS CUNNINGLY CONSTRUCTED BY MY DIGNIFIED CHAIN OF RETAILERS
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
mnm
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States4493 Posts
June 25 2007 05:30 GMT
#195
[14:28] * Nyovne spanks Artanis with a baseballbat
[14:28] GG-Artanis: oo I like it there
[14:29] Nyovne: gently though
[14:29] Nyovne: I know you have a gentle tushy
[14:29] * GG-Artanis pokes Nyovne in a very manly way with a stuffed animal
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BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
June 25 2007 05:57 GMT
#196
Why is it that, that channel turns people fruity. o.Oa
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
mnm
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States4493 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-25 08:05:24
June 25 2007 08:05 GMT
#197
its not the channel.. i think tl is just like that..

[17:04] Quint: I always feel very safe and secure in manifestos strong, hairy arms

ok ok ill stop now =x
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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
June 26 2007 12:53 GMT
#198
-->| YOU (IntoTheWow) have joined #teamliquid
=-= Topic for #teamliquid is “Teamspeak: ts7.light-speed.com:8430”
=-= Topic for #teamliquid was set by Q on Martes, 26 de Junio de 2007 06:55:48 p.m.
*Q* [#teamliquid] Welcome to the official IRC channel of http://www.teamliquid.net
it's hard to rape someone
at their graduation party
Moderator<:3-/-<
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
June 26 2007 13:08 GMT
#199
.... wow thats a nice message to walk into
mnm
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States4493 Posts
June 27 2007 05:30 GMT
#200
hmm well i said i would stop but.. this is just weird =]

[14:28] GG-Artanis: you will find me in my hole, and as soon as I find it I will rape you so hard that you will type anus in mirc?
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