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Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12968 Posts
June 27 2007 05:35 GMT
#201
Out of context!!
Before that:
[23:28] <Grazze> Kunst-anus, zal ik u in uw hol vinden. En zodra I do I u zo hard zal verkrachten dat u typeanus in mirc!! afschuint
[23:28] <Grazze> HAHAHA Art-Anus!! Kunst-Anus hahahahaha
[23:28] <GG-Artanis> Kunst = translation of art
[23:28] <GG-Artanis> yes
[23:29] <Grazze> It sounded nice
[23:29] <Grazze> babelfish is lol :-)
rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
June 28 2007 19:17 GMT
#202
<--| Siththebeast has left #teamliquid (whatever rpf says is wrong)
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9947 Posts
June 28 2007 21:32 GMT
#203
(12:40:04) Where's Cpt. Obvious?
(12:40:05) BFF high five
(12:40:07) I am Luke Skywalker
(12:40:08) I need him to talk about his life.
(12:40:12) That'll put me to sleep.
(12:40:14) Cpt.!
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
June 28 2007 22:31 GMT
#204
Royo: Taking things out of context since 2004....
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6179 Posts
June 28 2007 23:38 GMT
#205
On June 18 2007 14:59 Artanis[Xp] wrote:
[23:59] <mnm> my friends dont think id be a good mother
[23:59] <mnm> cuz i wanna throw babies in a pool when theyre born
[23:59] <mnm> n see if they can swim

They can hold breath but not swim, give em swimming glasses and they'll dive
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
June 29 2007 05:10 GMT
#206
[23:09] * Fred[] is now known as Fred\suicide
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
mnm
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States4493 Posts
June 29 2007 05:22 GMT
#207
swimming babies



http://www.teamliquid.net/store http://www.teamliquid.net/gallery/
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
June 29 2007 06:05 GMT
#208
Swimming babies, hahaha I wanna have a kid just so I can do that. They look so cute lol
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
June 30 2007 09:07 GMT
#209
Nyovne> meh
just 3 people
wont get more
gayness
ill go to bed then
night
goodnight
and masturbate about kyari
Moderator<:3-/-<
rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
June 30 2007 09:08 GMT
#210
Nyovne> ill go to bed then
<rpf> goodnight
<kyari> night
<Nyovne> and masturbate about kyari
<rpf> rofl
<GG-Artanis> haha
<Nyovne> and maybe you too rpf
<IntoTheWow> that was
<IntoTheWow> thread worthy
<rpf>
* Nyovne fap fap FAP FAP FAP FUCKING FAP FAP FAP FAP FAPS IT
<Nyovne> FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
June 30 2007 09:08 GMT
#211
[03:08] <Nyovne> remember
[03:08] <Nyovne> dont get cum in your eye
[03:08] <Nyovne> it burns
[03:08] <kyari> no it doesn't
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
June 30 2007 09:11 GMT
#212
hahahah
Moderator<:3-/-<
Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12968 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-30 09:47:18
June 30 2007 09:46 GMT
#213
[03:46] <GG-Artanis> and it doesn't hinder vision either?
[03:46] <kyari> it might do that
[03:46] * Moltke has left #teamliquid
[03:46] <GG-Artanis> haha
[03:46] <kyari> the only situations you'd be in where cum should get in your eye is in the dark though
rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
June 30 2007 10:35 GMT
#214
rpf> Would you do me?
<Xeo^> and there's like this fag vacuumcleaner running around
<rpf> XD
<Xeo^> lol rpf I'll forever remember you as a jolly fat guy
<rpf>
<TheCutie> Sure, rpf. But no worry, my standards weren't to high to begin with
<rpf> ROFL
<Xeo^> ahahah
<Xeo^> zzzzing
<rpf> Oh wow
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
June 30 2007 12:10 GMT
#215
mnm, why are they dragging those babies through the water by there heads?





adopt me prz, i am house trained.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12968 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-02 05:05:29
July 02 2007 04:37 GMT
#216
[22:37] <rpf> ITW
[22:38] <rpf> I orgasmed to you last night :/
[22:38] <IntoTheWow> yes?
[22:38] <IntoTheWow> rpf
[22:38] <IntoTheWow> WHAT
...
...
...
[23:06] <rpf> ITW if I ever meet you
[23:06] <IntoTheWow> gave a speech
[23:06] <rpf> I'm going to touch you
[23:06] <IntoTheWow> And im going to run
[23:06] <IntoTheWow> and hide in the deepest hole i find
[23:06] <rpf> I can run pretty fast when I'm determined
[23:06] <IntoTheWow> you mean roll?
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
July 02 2007 04:38 GMT
#217
--- Nuked ---
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9947 Posts
July 02 2007 04:43 GMT
#218
On July 02 2007 13:38 dronebabo wrote:
fail

no shippings?
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
July 02 2007 06:24 GMT
#219
Cpt_Obvious> i already got off like 5 times today
<rpf> raging boner for
<Cpt_Obvious> im impotent
<rpf> cpt obvious?
<Cpt_Obvious> for now
<dr1babo> 5 times?
<dr1babo> what the fuck is wrong with you
<GG-Artanis> Obvious maxed out
<Cpt_Obvious> yeah
<Cpt_Obvious> i went broke
<Cpt_Obvious> spermally
<rpf> one time I did that
<rpf> and when I went to cum
<rpf> it actually hurt
<dr1babo> nothx
<rpf> because there was nothing there
<rpf> it was like
<dr1babo> do not want
<rpf> dry heaves
<dr1babo> do not want
<dr1babo> do not want
<dr1babo> do not want
<dr1babo> do not want
<dr1babo> do not want
<rpf> but with
<dr1babo> do not want
<rpf> my penis
<GG-Artanis> now I know
<dr1babo> do not want
<GG-Artanis> I'm not even that sad
<dr1babo> do not want
<dr1babo> do not want
<dr1babo> do not want
<dr1babo> do not want
<dr1babo> do not want
-->| Jodium (Strafe@ppp-58.8.70.99.revip2.asianet.co.th) has joined #teamliquid
<dr1babo> do not want
<dr1babo> do not want
<dr1babo> do not want
<dr1babo> do not want
<dr1babo> do not want
<dr1babo> do not want
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-02 08:05:01
July 02 2007 08:04 GMT
#220
It appears that some people are sexually frustrated, you should either get a call girl or some medication. I suggest the medication.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
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