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Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
June 08 2007 21:57 GMT
#61
[15:52] <Cpt_Obvious> Ill disclose this much, it involved a singing bum @ 3 AM totally drunk under my window
[15:52] <Cpt_Obvious> I stood on the balcony with a garbage bag but then decided that wouldnt deter a homeless stinking person
[15:53] <Cpt_Obvious> so I grabbed some empty wine bottles and bombarded the area around him with those
[15:53] <Carnac_> lol
[15:53] <Cpt_Obvious> and he took a trip to safer havens
[15:53] <Carnac_> youre like
[15:53] <Cpt_Obvious> and so I restored peace and quiet
[15:53] <Carnac_> almost as bad as stars
[15:53] <Cpt_Obvious> to my neighbourhood


---

You piece of scum Obvious WHY DO IT
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Pads
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
England3228 Posts
June 08 2007 23:11 GMT
#62
rofl
#1 Kwanro[saM] fan!
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9950 Posts
June 08 2007 23:38 GMT
#63
the irc-channel is tl.net's best kept secret
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
June 08 2007 23:45 GMT
#64
i never use irc
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-08 23:48:30
June 08 2007 23:48 GMT
#65
o_O Where is this channel, what server?

Edit: nevermind, i'm an idiot.
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
June 08 2007 23:48 GMT
#66
On June 09 2007 08:45 Coagulation wrote:
i never use irc


I used it once, on the day annount sc2. ... I had to know.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Zelniq
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States7166 Posts
June 09 2007 02:28 GMT
#67
haha i wish someone fraps'd the irc the night sc2 was announced, it was a madhouse
ModeratorBlame yourself or God
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9642 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-09 03:03:05
June 09 2007 03:02 GMT
#68
<Moltke> I am unpleasant but not rude
<Moltke> At least I hope I am
<Gene`> you hope you're unpleasant?
<Gene`> interesting
<Moltke> Yes
<Moltke> Well, it goes with the character
<Gene`> incontrol will love that.
<Moltke> It's planting evidence
<Gene`> that you're chinese.
<fUnKiE> Who's chinese?
<Gene`> moltke is chinese
<Moltke> :/
<Gene`> "only in spirit"
<Gene`> though
<fUnKiE> Oh.
<Moltke> Nonsense
<fUnKiE> >_>
<Gene`> he hates the chinese
<Gene`> and most importantly his mother.
<Moltke> I am fully Canadian
<GG-Artanis> that's what all chinese people say
<GG-Artanis> when they emigrate
<Moltke> No they don't
<Moltke> In spirit I am a gypsy
TesisMech
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Peru688 Posts
June 09 2007 03:07 GMT
#69
whats/where is IRC channel?
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9642 Posts
June 09 2007 03:09 GMT
#70
link under ads on the right
TesisMech
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Peru688 Posts
June 09 2007 03:12 GMT
#71
clicked and this popped out " irc is not a registered protocol"
oo
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9642 Posts
June 09 2007 03:15 GMT
#72
download mIRC
TesisMech
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Peru688 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-09 03:22:58
June 09 2007 03:19 GMT
#73
i c whats description, irc server, port, group, password, etc?
knyttym
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States5797 Posts
June 09 2007 03:34 GMT
#74
On June 09 2007 08:48 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2007 08:45 Coagulation wrote:
i never use irc


I used it once, on the day annount sc2. ... I had to know.


same same. On the day of sc2 announcement it was pretty crazy.
TesisMech
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Peru688 Posts
June 09 2007 03:36 GMT
#75
On June 09 2007 12:19 TesisMech wrote:
i c whats description, irc server, port, group, password, etc?
WaterCup
Profile Joined July 2005
United States73 Posts
June 09 2007 05:51 GMT
#76
Tesis, the better question to ask is "How do I use mirc".
And the answer is, "google it up".
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
June 09 2007 06:03 GMT
#77
get the firefox extension chatzilla
and all you have to do is click the link under the ads and it'll work
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
June 09 2007 07:09 GMT
#78
Is Moltke for real when he talks most of the time or is he just fucking around with some internet persona he made up? Is there any pics of this guy?
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
TesisMech
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Peru688 Posts
June 09 2007 07:11 GMT
#79
yea we can determine if his being real or just fucking around with some pictures
BalloonFight
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States2007 Posts
June 09 2007 07:17 GMT
#80
On June 08 2007 00:33 rushz0rz wrote:
<`DeadVessel> i wish i had a twin sister
<MYM|DayNine> are you kidding
<MYM|DayNine> nick doens't even fucking
<MYM|DayNine> go in a different room
<`DeadVessel> no because they know what im doing
<`DeadVessel> LOL
<mnm> ><
<MYM|DayNine> he just starts jacking off
<MYM|DayNine> if he feels lik eit
<MYM|DayNine> like i remember over the summer
<`DeadVessel> i gotta meet tasteless
<mnm> brotherly love
<MYM|DayNine> we set our computers up
<MYM|DayNine> like 10 feet from eachother
<MYM|DayNine> so i'm playing a game
<MYM|DayNine> and i finish
<MYM|DayNine> take off my headphones
<MYM|DayNine> turn around
<MYM|DayNine> and nick is like totally naked
<MYM|DayNine> jacking off at his computer
<MYM|DayNine> and honestly
<rushz0rz> this is going in the quote thread
<MYM|DayNine> if i interrupt him, he won't even be mad
<mnm> lol
<MYM|DayNine> i'll be like "uhh nick..."
<`DeadVessel> sean can i put that in the irc thread?
<MYM|DayNine> he'll turn around, dick in hand and genuinely ask "hey sean, how'd ur game go?"


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