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mAKiTO
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Colombia4177 Posts
April 30 2007 08:56 GMT
#21
Moltke> You should have come to the disco with me last night. People were pretty stupid.
Moltke> And I got hit on by two MEN
Moltke> A big German lad bought be a drink though
Moltke> That was nice
No quiero soñar mil veces las mismas cosas
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32282 Posts
April 30 2007 08:59 GMT
#22
dronebabo: ban
BEYONDER: hahahaha
BEYONDER: SC|Levu is just jealous because he's german
BEYONDER: we cant all have women without a bush in their pants
dronebabo: hahahahah
BEYONDER: HEHE
dronebabo: im going to hell
dronebabo: cheers

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[15:42:20] @Liquid`Meat: btw i can ban everyone with a lower number than me now ?
[15:42:32] @Liquid`Meat: so i can ban dronebabo ?
[15:42:36] @dronebabo: no
[15:42:37] @BEYONDER: yes meat
[15:42:38] @dronebabo: im protected
[15:42:41] @BEYONDER: should be fine
[15:42:42] @dronebabo: IM PROTECTED
[15:42:53] Mode#teamliquid Liquid`Meat +b *!*@ool-18beddae.dyn.optonline.net
[15:42:54] @BEYONDER: !lvlforprotectlolol 300
[15:42:58] @dronebabo: oh fuck
[15:43:00] +Litirin: LOL
[15:43:02] @dronebabo: im never leaving this channel
[15:43:14] Kick #teamliquid dronebabo was kicked by Liquid`Meat (dronebabo)
Moderator<:3-/-<
mAKiTO
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Colombia4177 Posts
April 30 2007 09:00 GMT
#23
MoltkeWarding> If I woke up beside some random woman tomorrow you know what I would think?
BEYONDER> "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT ARE THESE THINGS ON HER CHEST?"
Ilvy> haha
* vGl-RaGe has joined #teamliquid
* Q sets mode: +o vGl-RaGe
BalloonFight> "WHAT ARE THESE BUMPS ON MY GENITALIA"
MoltkeWarding> No
BEYONDER> "I WONDER HOW THIS GIRL WOULD LOOK WITH HER CLOTHES ON"
SonuvBob> "why is she still here?"
BalloonFight> "I GUESS IM NOT GAY"
BEYONDER> "SHE MUST BE BLIND AND DEAF"
DeadVessel> why did she sleep with me ?
MoltkeWarding> I would think that someone came to my home in the middle of the night and carried me off to the bed of some girl somewhere, where I've slept until just now when I woke up
BalloonFight> "WHERES THE CHLOROFORM SHES WAKING UP"
BEYONDER> hahahaha
DeadVessel> LOl
MoltkeWarding> That would be the only possible explanation
No quiero soñar mil veces las mismas cosas
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
April 30 2007 09:04 GMT
#24
I like how EVERONE in the channel knew how to respond hahahahahah
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
April 30 2007 09:08 GMT
#25
Oh my, poor Molte, but I'm laughing at him, shame!
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32282 Posts
April 30 2007 09:11 GMT
#26
[02:06] [dronebabo] how old are you
[02:06] [i845] 13
[02:06] [dronebabo] are you interested in girls yet
[02:06] [dronebabo] i got porn
Moderator<:3-/-<
Dametri
Profile Joined September 2005
United States726 Posts
April 30 2007 09:17 GMT
#27
On April 30 2007 18:11 IntoTheWow wrote:
[02:06] [dronebabo] how old are you
[02:06] [i845] 13
[02:06] [dronebabo] are you interested in girls yet
[02:06] [dronebabo] i got porn

rofl
i once had sex with a dog,twice -z7-TranCe
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
May 01 2007 04:53 GMT
#28
On April:11 IntoTheWow wrote:
[02:06] [dronebabo] how old are you
[02:06] [i845] 13
[02:06] [dronebabo] are you interested in girls yet
[02:06] [dronebabo] i got porn

Nazarene
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Denmark996 Posts
May 01 2007 04:59 GMT
#29
On April 30 2007 18:11 IntoTheWow wrote:
[02:06] [dronebabo] how old are you
[02:06] [i845] 13
[02:06] [dronebabo] are you interested in girls yet
[02:06] [dronebabo] i got porn

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20168 Posts
May 01 2007 05:02 GMT
#30
On April 30 2007 17:24 Headlines wrote:

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<


ROFL
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-01 05:06:24
May 01 2007 05:03 GMT
#31
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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32282 Posts
May 01 2007 05:10 GMT
#32
On May 01 2007 14:03 dronebabo wrote:
• SonuvBob slaps a small trout around a bit with a large trout
(Quint) you shall remember my words when youre being raped by trouts
(Quint) ^^
(SonuvBob) we prefer eels



lol
Moderator<:3-/-<
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-01 05:21:27
May 01 2007 05:20 GMT
#33
[17:18] * IntoTheWow slaps dronebabo with a large cock
[17:18] IntoTheWow: nice
[17:18] * dronebabo slaps IntoTheWow around a bit with a large trout
[17:18] IntoTheWow: i forgot the "around a bit"
[17:19] dronebabo: whos cock is that
hurin
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States474 Posts
May 01 2007 05:21 GMT
#34
how hasn't anyone posted this one yet it's the best

---


(00:52:54) <+Moltke> Actually I am an amazingly good roommate
(00:53:05) <+Moltke> So amazing that I got kicked out in 3 months in 1st year
(00:53:41) <@vGl-CoW> it's because of your renegade ways
(00:52:42) <@Carnac_> on what grounds
(00:52:46) <@Carnac_> were you kicked out?
(00:52:51) <+Moltke> Didn't I tell you
(00:52:55) <@Carnac_> i cant recall
(00:52:56) <+Moltke> I slapped a girl
(00:52:59) <+Moltke> :S
(00:53:01) <@Carnac_> wtf
(00:53:05) <@Carnac_> why did you slap a girl
(00:53:11) <+Moltke> I warned her repeatedly
(00:53:13) <+Moltke> not to touch me
(00:53:16) <+Moltke> and she kept slapping me
(00:53:21) <@PuertoRican> walk away
(00:53:23) <@PuertoRican> idiot
(00:53:31) <@Carnac_> why did she touch you?
(00:53:32) <@PuertoRican> get a girl to beat her up
(00:53:34) <@Carnac_> or slap you
(00:53:41) <+Moltke> well on that occasion
(00:53:55) <+Moltke> it was near-dawn before halloween, and I told her to go into the kitchen and cook me some breakfast
(00:53:57) <+Moltke> and she slapped me
(00:54:01) <+Moltke> jeez
(00:54:35) <@vGl-CoW> so you knocked her lights out
(00:54:44) <+Moltke> No
(00:54:51) <+Moltke> I gave her a "love tap"
(00:54:53) <+Moltke> but she started crying
(00:55:01) <+Moltke> Must have been faking it :/
(00:55:27) <@vGl-CoW> wife beater
(00:55:40) <+Moltke> meh
(00:55:43) <+Moltke> Compared to my father
(00:55:48) <+Moltke> I am nothing
(00:56:00) <@Carnac_> hahahaha
(00:56:08) <@Carnac_> im trying to imagine
(00:56:14) <@Carnac_> moltke telling some girl
(00:56:18) <@Carnac_> "go cook for me"
(00:57:12) <+Moltke> I did not deserve physical assault for a request
Storchen
Profile Joined September 2006
Sweden4385 Posts
May 01 2007 05:23 GMT
#35
On May 01 2007 14:21 hurin wrote:
how hasn't anyone posted this one yet it's the best

---

+ Show Spoiler +

(00:52:54) <+Moltke> Actually I am an amazingly good roommate
(00:53:05) <+Moltke> So amazing that I got kicked out in 3 months in 1st year
(00:53:41) <@vGl-CoW> it's because of your renegade ways
(00:52:42) <@Carnac_> on what grounds
(00:52:46) <@Carnac_> were you kicked out?
(00:52:51) <+Moltke> Didn't I tell you
(00:52:55) <@Carnac_> i cant recall
(00:52:56) <+Moltke> I slapped a girl
(00:52:59) <+Moltke> :S
(00:53:01) <@Carnac_> wtf
(00:53:05) <@Carnac_> why did you slap a girl
(00:53:11) <+Moltke> I warned her repeatedly
(00:53:13) <+Moltke> not to touch me
(00:53:16) <+Moltke> and she kept slapping me
(00:53:21) <@PuertoRican> walk away
(00:53:23) <@PuertoRican> idiot
(00:53:31) <@Carnac_> why did she touch you?
(00:53:32) <@PuertoRican> get a girl to beat her up
(00:53:34) <@Carnac_> or slap you
(00:53:41) <+Moltke> well on that occasion
(00:53:55) <+Moltke> it was near-dawn before halloween, and I told her to go into the kitchen and cook me some breakfast
(00:53:57) <+Moltke> and she slapped me
(00:54:01) <+Moltke> jeez
(00:54:35) <@vGl-CoW> so you knocked her lights out
(00:54:44) <+Moltke> No
(00:54:51) <+Moltke> I gave her a "love tap"
(00:54:53) <+Moltke> but she started crying
(00:55:01) <+Moltke> Must have been faking it :/
(00:55:27) <@vGl-CoW> wife beater
(00:55:40) <+Moltke> meh
(00:55:43) <+Moltke> Compared to my father
(00:55:48) <+Moltke> I am nothing
(00:56:00) <@Carnac_> hahahaha
(00:56:08) <@Carnac_> im trying to imagine
(00:56:14) <@Carnac_> moltke telling some girl
(00:56:18) <@Carnac_> "go cook for me"
(00:57:12) <+Moltke> I did not deserve physical assault for a request


LOL!
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-01 05:28:46
May 01 2007 05:26 GMT
#36
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RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9950 Posts
May 01 2007 05:58 GMT
#37
Cpt_Iraq = Moltke btw
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
May 01 2007 06:01 GMT
#38
Omg, it's so funny when Moltke's being picked on because EVERYONE knows how to respond. I feel so horrible... but ROFL!
[jOyO]
Profile Joined July 2006
United States920 Posts
May 01 2007 06:05 GMT
#39
hes so intelligent is not funny omg
You must notta heard me PARTNA!
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
May 01 2007 06:06 GMT
#40
On May 01 2007 15:05 [jOyO] wrote:
hes so intelligent is not funny omg


But his intelligence being fun of is funny
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