EPTIn the 5 minutes before we can leave as well, i get a double kill solo as weaver -.-. We would have been way ahead if they hadn't left.
Oh, and a game were I had to lane with a WR that went bottle first and at lvl 1 got stats. That was fun.
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LAN-f34r
New Zealand2099 Posts
In the 5 minutes before we can leave as well, i get a double kill solo as weaver -.-. We would have been way ahead if they hadn't left. Oh, and a game were I had to lane with a WR that went bottle first and at lvl 1 got stats. That was fun. | ||
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d0da
United States103 Posts
Invoker. There should be a required tutorial and standardized test to play this hero in matchmaking. I'm getting really tired of players randoming him or picking him with no knowledge of how to play him. Litterally having to tell people which orbs to level, which buttons to press to invoke the spells they should use. Telling them why the item they think they should get is an awful choice. Explaining why they shouldn't be booking it around with 3 exorts up with 25% health in a duo lane with their RL rikimaru friend who got first blooded at level 2. It's like having to play two heroes at once in a 4v6 game and the second hero you're trying to micro does the exact opposite of what you want it to. Early game Cold Snap Harass? MOAR LIKE METEOR SMASH!!! EMP Tornado combo? DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO I'M GOING TO OPEN UP WITH ICE WALL BEHIND THE TEAM FIGHT THEN METEOR AND THEN ACCIDENTALLY INVOKE ALACRITY TO CAST ON CRYSTAL MAIDEN MID FIGHT. FUCK YEAH LIKE A BOSS. | ||
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kethers
United States719 Posts
Rest of team feeds side lanes so bad that by the time I'm level 6, our enchantress is 0-7 partnered with an Alchemist 0-4 in about 10 minutes, the opponent team's Razor is Godlike with PT/Yasha/Vanguard, then my team says: Y U NO GANK? ONLY GO FOR BOTTLE RUNES?? ALL YOUR FAULT =_____= | ||
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Velr
Switzerland10697 Posts
I normally play with 1-2 friends... Which is the only thing "saving" my sanity. Me and one of the others (the one I mainly play with) tend to "random"... The Auto-Queue is just stupid. It's just one big retard lottery.. In each game there are at least 3 utter morons which basically decide which side wins, except when they are evenly spread so the decent players on both teams can get angry having to play this out praying that their "moron" won't feed the enemy carry to hard (or the enemy carry(ies) needs longer than yours to find out which guy he can feed of the easiest)... I'm in no way a pro.. But.. the things I have seen... ugh... Seriously, people should start to flame harder and more to make these guys wanna quit the game :p. I'm not talking about inexpirienced players, with certain heroes I'm not exactly the biggest asset to my team either....I'm talking about guys that seem to shut down their minimap, their survival instinct and their brain whenever they press "find game". The first thing i actually check when playing is.. "Do my comrades buy the EXACT items that are recommended to them?" if so... P R A Y.. But mostly you just end up with Carry-Venge... /HATE Yesterday: Morph + Bounty Hunter on my team after over 50 minutes combined had: 2 x Treads, Linkens, S&Y, few Wraiths. 50 MINUTES... You can probably have like double of that when you just stay at fountain, which also would have helped more than their actual play. Tide/Mirana/Thinker (me) defended as long as we could but we just couldn't push, I had Bot but it just wasn't possible (Furion/Brood on enemy team, how we even made it so long is beyond me)... Such a waste of time because two retards feel like running around like headless chickens the whole game... At least i learned how to play Thinker (nver play that guy, don't like that guy). | ||
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Cirn9
1117 Posts
But I'm to scared to play them or go mid because of the pressure and I fall apart when people yell yell at me. EDIT: Duo queued with a friend the other day. Go Omnibro/Enchantress for super supportan/trollan. Teammates SF, Pudge, and Spirit. All three proceed to explain that none of them have ever played the selected heros before, and proceed to play like they meant it. | ||
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NeonFlare
Finland1307 Posts
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Seeker
Where dat snitch at?37023 Posts
POS 2005 model..... I FINALLY get a beta key and what do I get? Advanced graphics far too good for my comp to handle.... Sigh..... guess I just got to wait till it breaks, then I can buy a new one | ||
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Velr
Switzerland10697 Posts
On February 10 2012 19:43 NeonFlare wrote: How can you even get such teammates? I think worst one I had recently was Riki who didn't level smoke until very late in game and even then refused to use it even once. Uhm.. This is probably as bad as it gets? Riki whiteout smoke? How is he ever killing someone.. Most Heroes can just can go toe to toe with him when they don't show their back and he isn't using smoke? I mean.. This is kinda like playing Phantom Assassin.. Whiteout talenting anything but Blinkstrike... | ||
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ChrisXIV
Austria3553 Posts
My favorite moment: Me as Skeleton King and Lina are on the bot lane against Riki. We kill him a few times. Then Sand King shows up, I say "oom", Lina fires her stun regardless, Sand King evades easily and the enemy WR shows up and kills Lina. I then get raged at in chat for not stunning... The game before, again something like 8/10 players were Russian, I was playing WR and got raged at for feeding - I was 8-2. What. The. Fuck. How do those people breathe? | ||
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Appendix
Sweden979 Posts
For example a game yesterday, nobody except an alchemist had picked at the end of the picking timer, so I pick drow ranger and head mid, alchemist goes bot(we´re Dire). Ten seconds later a guy on my team picks tinker, so I offer him mid and he answers "No, I dont want mid, I hate mid". Ok. Fourth guy picks warlock and head top, and fifth guy goes bot to join alch with mirana. What happen? Alchemist manages to stun himself(according to mirana), giving their bot an early First Blood. Alch succeeds to die one more time before our top lane decides to join the dying game, giving away a double kill. The 6 minute top rune is a DD, and I see an opportunity to kill top, so I ping the minimap to show them I'm coming. What do they do? Nothing. I kill their AA but is killed in the process because I'm 1vs2 with a warlock and tinker with both health and mana hiding at our tower. We naturally continue to lose the game, and of course it was my fault because I didn´t gank according to tinker. 1. I did gank 2. I even offered him mid because he is a better mid hero. Sometimes I believe that when people say "gank", they mean "babysit my lane". I can admit I have many faults as a player and I might indeed have done many wrongs in this particular game, but I try to communicate, I never type down my negative feelings to my team mates and I try to be constructive and helpful when I see a teammate doing very obvious bad decisions, but sometimes I just want to punch something. | ||
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don_kyuhote
3006 Posts
On February 10 2012 19:56 Seeker wrote: I HATE MY COMPUTER!!! POS 2005 model..... I FINALLY get a beta key and what do I get? Advanced graphics far too good for my comp to handle.... Sigh..... guess I just got to wait till it breaks, then I can buy a new one My laptop is being fixed, so I tried to see how dota 2 would fare in my old laptop. + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/PCNMc.png) ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/9l67X.png) | ||
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nttea
Sweden4353 Posts
all feels much better now thank you  edit: Just want to add fucking russians who wouldn't notice the difference between a dota game and a single player rpg, all they do farming ancients all game no matter what is going on. | ||
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lozarian
United Kingdom1043 Posts
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ChrisXIV
Austria3553 Posts
On February 10 2012 20:57 lozarian wrote: I have the exact same problem whenever I play alchemist appendix - I seem to end up solo mid with him a lot, proceed to get 60 cs in 10, have a 15 minute radiance, and then get blamed for losing the game because I'm not ganking. When I have absurd free farm as a hard carry. Never mind that we have wards, we can see the enemy mid going for ganks, and that I called it. It's obviously my fault. I should definitely give up my free farm as alche to gank and protect our venomancer. How dare you let Venomancer die, he's the carry, not you. You're obviously there for warding, the courier and sacrificing yourself for the glory of Venomancer, so he can 1v5 later. (Had that dialogue with Jakiro when I was Lifestealer lol) | ||
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Ack1027
United States7873 Posts
On February 10 2012 08:28 Alur wrote: One time I played matchmaking, a player from my team performed poorly - which was the main reason we lost the game. This was not an enjoyable experience for me. | ||
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rabidch
United States20289 Posts
i think everybody can relate to this predicament. you just gotta go fast | ||
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3Y3S
Canada177 Posts
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lozarian
United Kingdom1043 Posts
He needed mana. Maybe he got an orb of venom early for extra chase, and decided he couldn't possibly waste that expensive item. | ||
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don_kyuhote
3006 Posts
On February 10 2012 23:36 3Y3S wrote: i thought well atleast bara is farming, but how dare i assume that he can last hit, go for a bkb or something? No Skadi rush. When I was first introduced to dota and after reading the descriptions of all items, I actaully thought rushing skadi was a good idea for all heroes. Those were the days... | ||
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Velr
Switzerland10697 Posts
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