On February 25 2015 13:02 Thetwinmasters wrote:
wtf do i do against luna dk np venge aa when they aggro tri into me as spectre and our depush is wd cask? ;_;

In the words of ixmike: lose.

Thetwinmasters

3578 Posts

February 25 2015 04:15 GMT

#25682

On February 25 2015 13:14 FHDH wrote:

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In the words of ixmike: lose.

I followed his words very well

sch0n

Norway81 Posts

February 25 2015 06:44 GMT

#25683

Oh oh oh. Meepo-player.

At start stating "I have 4k games let me do what I want." (though not highlighting his Meepo pick yet)

I random ench 2nd pick. He picks Meepo last. Rages over me jungling. Yeah! I retreat into lanes instead to see what I can do.

He sends his lane-support AA away cause he can "easily" handle Weaver alone. He dies 3 times in less than 3 minutes.

I just fucking gave up. Midas into carebearmode.

Manifesto7

Osaka27149 Posts

February 25 2015 07:05 GMT

#25684

I am at work all day every day. For some reason I have dota installed in my computer at work. My office has 90 desks and no partitions. The icon just stares at me every day, taunting me. I dare not push it. But I wants it.

LimitSEA

Australia9580 Posts

February 25 2015 11:33 GMT

#25685

Fucking radiance bear. No LD in sight, just his bear. And then my retarded team spends 5 minutes at a time chasing the bear only for it to get summoned back to LD. Awesome.

bdonballer

United States408 Posts

February 25 2015 12:26 GMT

#25686

I REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE THIS GAME. I get a meepo that literally gets boots of travel and feeds every time he spawns. THE ENTIRE GAME AFTER 20 MINUTES. Tell enemy team to report him for feeding and they say, "what is he supposed to do." REALLY?!?! FUCK THIS COMMUNITY I SWEAR

Anesthetic

United States225 Posts

February 25 2015 13:52 GMT

#25687

This MMR system has to be massively flawed. I get placed with an ogre that had a grand total of 30 wins and judging by his match history/item choices was a completely new player, vs a highly co-ordinated team that played like in my old 5k games (The mmr in the game I played with the ogre couldn't should've been around high 3k/low 4k).

Every single game I get is like this, and not just something I'm imgaging since I looked at my winrates and they have completely bombed in the last couple of months, while playing with a 5 stack doesn't usually yield any problems.

Idk what valve does to figure out how to match MMR but it is so freaking broken that the only thing I do anymore is play with people that have 1k mmr so I have a chance at winning games.

Daray

6006 Posts

February 26 2015 01:28 GMT

#25688

On February 25 2015 22:52 Anesthetic wrote:
This MMR system has to be massively flawed. I get placed with an ogre that had a grand total of 30 wins and judging by his match history/item choices was a completely new player, vs a highly co-ordinated team that played like in my old 5k games (The mmr in the game I played with the ogre couldn't should've been around high 3k/low 4k).

Every single game I get is like this, and not just something I'm imgaging since I looked at my winrates and they have completely bombed in the last couple of months, while playing with a 5 stack doesn't usually yield any problems.

Idk what valve does to figure out how to match MMR but it is so freaking broken that the only thing I do anymore is play with people that have 1k mmr so I have a chance at winning games.

I don't know if something has really happened but i had 2 games today that had the worst players that i've seen in 6 months or so. No idea wtf is going on :O

CrtBalorda

Slovenia704 Posts

February 26 2015 01:58 GMT

#25689

Enemy QQ:

We won (beast brawl). I was the only one not to disconnect.

the bear jew

United States3674 Posts

February 26 2015 04:07 GMT

#25690

Have a guy pick enigma into an enemy team with vengeful/doom/nyx. He then proceeds to complain how he can't get off an ulti and whines about how they are focusing him.

As he awfully afk's jungles, level 6, 10 minutes in, he was uncontested in jungle and we lose horribly.

Didn't help our Ember spirit goes 1-8-12 over 38 minutes and actually says, "I didn't know Troll was such a strong laner!"

BigO

Sweden956 Posts

February 26 2015 09:45 GMT

#25691

Shadowblade on Necro, I don't think he spent too much time thinking before going that item route.

ahswtini

Northern Ireland22208 Posts

February 26 2015 10:01 GMT

#25692

On February 26 2015 18:45 BigO wrote:
Shadowblade on Necro, I don't think he spent too much time thinking before going that item route.

gotta get that backstab burst damage to synergise with his ult

nojok

France15845 Posts

February 26 2015 11:30 GMT

#25693

Fuck I hate so much being carried by the stupid guy, basicly we crush their safelane and mid, , in the meantime our safelane lose their tower to pugna + techie as zeus + AM, at the end of laning phase we lead 15 to 5 and are one tower down. However the opponents manage to group up and pugna's ward is a huge pain in the ass, we delay them but it's really tough. The problem is AM went full emo after his bad laning start, he almost never joins fights and whenever he does we crush them. At one point they take rosh as our team was out of position, our kunkka manges to snap a kill on pugna on their retreat, it's a 5o4 and they miss their most crucial hero, AM goes mid we lose the 4o4, they take 2 lanes of rax before AM comes back. We're all quite mad at him so he suicides while diving to T4. Somehow we manage to go even in the following 4o5 and AM respawns and rape the rest of them, in the end we manage to win and I hate being carried by the asshole.

126Q;A1

Sweden517 Posts

February 26 2015 13:49 GMT

#25694

Just played against a bunch of ruskis who had constant vision everywhere. Clock and pudge hitting hooks into tree all the time. I can't say I've noticed cheaters before in this game but this was pretty blatant.

ahswtini

Northern Ireland22208 Posts

February 26 2015 14:42 GMT

#25695

On February 26 2015 22:49 126Q;A1 wrote:
Just played against a bunch of ruskis who had constant vision everywhere. Clock and pudge hitting hooks into tree all the time. I can't say I've noticed cheaters before in this game but this was pretty blatant.

i'm not sure thats possible. do you have a dotabuff link to the game?

Velzi

Finland659 Posts

February 26 2015 15:38 GMT

#25696

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1276842634

What can i do, pos5 venge with more last hits than anyone else in the team? what the fuck.

HammerKick

France6190 Posts

February 26 2015 16:20 GMT

#25697

SNIPER
EVERY
FUCKING
GAME

BigO

Sweden956 Posts

February 26 2015 16:32 GMT

#25698

I have had a smurf in every game I have played today, is like everyone making smurfs nowadays or what? They all suck too and want mid or whatever, making games alot harder then nessecary.

babysimba

10466 Posts

February 26 2015 17:17 GMT

#25699

Too many brainless idiots in SEA server. It's a fucking insult to think some of them have higher mmr than me. So playing support cause me to drop 500 mmr over the period of a year. I finally give up and start playing offlane mainly instead, raise 600 mmr in 2 months. It's just so depressing so many games are out of my control because of some shitty inaccurate calibration of ranked.

xAdra

Singapore1858 Posts

February 26 2015 19:39 GMT

#25700

Playing with a bunch of baddie friends on SEA server when I'm currently in EU, I don't know what possessed me to pick sf, of course it's extremely difficult to aim Shadowrazes properly when you are on 250 ping.

We lose, enemies turn out to be a bunch of pinoy flamers and they have a huge riot laughing at us. My friend says "he is 4.2k mmr on eu, he will beat you" of course, that's the cue for the flamers to flame even harder.

I am going back to muting enemies every single game, one of the things I hate most is unprovoked flaming of the opponents after you win a game.

Also fuck sniper, he's on every single game and walks into enemies when he's on my team, while my team decides to focus bristleback instead of fighting sniper when he's not on my team