Fucking MM puts my team with one to zero smurfs and under 5k games against a stack with over 17k games played looked from profiles.
The game was exactly like you'd expect it to be. Stomps are understandable and unavoidable but this was comical enough to make me massage my temples.

100% unwinnable games even for dendi streak continues where whole team is zomed out at 10m and we wait 30m in base for them to finish.

bdonballer

United States408 Posts

January 25 2015 10:53 GMT

#25302

I really need to stop playing this fucking game. I go on tilt so fucking easy. Why? Because our jug abandons our trilane, goes to jungle. Is fucking useless the entire game!!! Like 1 assist only all game! Then our ogre fucking body blocks me in a corner for 2 minutes. Thanks man, what a team player! God damn I hate this game!!!! Why cant I play with 4 competent, English speaking teammates that will actually be useful? Fuck the dota gods for giving me shit teammates after winning streaks.

Exoteric

Australia2330 Posts

January 25 2015 12:52 GMT

#25303

our safelane dusa only has a manta at 50 minutes, game is hard

the bear jew

United States3674 Posts

January 25 2015 13:31 GMT

#25304

Our Axe, our main initiator, refuses to initiate or be with us. Constantly split pushing, never team fighting. Thanks asshole for the loss.

Velzi

Finland659 Posts

January 25 2015 13:54 GMT

#25305

Just friendly reminder that if u put ur icon to mid and u pick ur hero, pls, just pls, dont go to offlane and ruin all lanes because "u suppose to be mid, i dont want mid, im better offlane."

FHDH

United States7023 Posts

January 25 2015 18:52 GMT

#25306

On January 25 2015 22:31 the bear jew wrote:
Our Axe, our main initiator, refuses to initiate or be with us. Constantly split pushing, never team fighting. Thanks asshole for the loss.

Keep getting Vanguard-first Axes who seem to have no concept of their roles and never initiate even late game when they've had blink for ages (even if it's their THIRD item).

CrtBalorda

Slovenia704 Posts

January 25 2015 22:30 GMT

#25307

I love how the only trilane pubs know how to run is one with a medusa in it.

KwarK

United States42861 Posts

January 25 2015 22:32 GMT

#25308

Game with two supports, me as silencer and a random gold earth spirit. ES opens by going boots, no wards, no courier. I get cour, wards, upgrade cour at 3 on the dot, second set of wards and get my safelaner first blood. ES feeds on the offlane that bristleback requested to solo. A few times I ask ES to help support and he agrees to but wards come off cd and he never buys them, nor sentries to deward or anything else. Instead he keeps trying to make insanely aggressive plays on lanes that don't want him with heroes on our team who aren't in a position to follow him and feeds all game. I buy wards, point out to him that I've had to buy wards again and again repeat that I need help supporting. He goes "well why did you buy wards then?" "someone had to and you weren't doing it" "well it's fine then, you bought them" "....but you said you'd help me support" "yeah but wards are on cd now" "they weren't for ages, you can still buy sentries and deward" "no".

I still end game with 2x his net worth, more kills and less than half his losses. He never once buys anything remotely supporty. If I'd had the opportunity to buy any carry items at any point we'd have probably won the game too.

BluemoonSC

SoCal8910 Posts

January 26 2015 00:41 GMT

#25309

today makes me question why i even play the game lol..can't find a way to win.

i always get placed in a situation that makes me a sacrificial lamb then get frustrated with myself when i can't be a god.

Ryndika

1489 Posts

January 26 2015 03:20 GMT

#25310

Last three out of five games I've been on team with 4friend stack and 5stack on enemy team. At least they didn't rage. But takes a toll on team chemistry and I feel pretty left out.

Invoker

Belgium686 Posts

January 26 2015 03:38 GMT

#25311

Sometimes I just get this feeling... It feels like, no matter what I do, that game is a fuckin loss. And then another one and another one and another, I play carry and we're so close to winning(got 2 lanes already and it's about to become mega) I'm owning everyone(25 kills 6 slot and shit) and my team decides to go 3 and die thus we can't def 2v5 and lose, I play support secure mid lane really hard, bottom is free farming, early game we're owning, wards mek cour we got everything, and then boom, 50 min carry only has bkb and blink and we lose. I play offlaner, I kill the safelaner 3 times I go mid and gank and got an assist and go top and get another assist and boom 35 min safelaner only has sny we lose. I pick midder, own my opponent, gank bottom 4 times, carry is having a really good time, GG 15 min offlaner dives 1v3 and dies 10 times.

Basically, I lost 200 points in 2 days, un fuckin believable. It's not like I play perfect, but I'm sure as hell don't fuck the game up.

Mecha King Ghidorah

United States595 Posts

January 26 2015 04:15 GMT

#25312

When its 2v5 and despite how much rubberbanding Nyx and Brew can't beat 5 people.

Darpa

Canada4413 Posts

January 26 2015 05:55 GMT

#25313

I hate when i have teammates who dive towers and then blame the mid for not ganking.

Literally just had me as a SF with 22-2-11 (out of 40 kills). Was involved in almost every kill and team fight, Had a DS who finished the game 1-8 bitch at me the whole game for not contributing, saying i was only doing good cause of his support. I was literally six slotted and kept us in the game until AM came online. Rest of the team was fine, and NP bought all the wards, he didnt support at all.

Just fucking infuriates me

FetTerBender

Germany1393 Posts

January 26 2015 12:04 GMT

#25314

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1188961479

I random (as first pick) and get LC. Get asked if i want to jungle. Okay i guess, game is ez with that much starting gold.
Next guy randoms aswell (Slark) and refuses to swap altough another one already claimed Slark.
The guy who had claimed Slark says he still want to go mid, picks Magnus. Okayyy... we will manage i guess.
Last two picks are a Sniper who wants to solo offlane and a Weaver, both claiming they dont like to play support.

Ah well. Ended up without a courier (which i bought&upped as a jungler on lvl 3), no wards (which i bought and placed) and getting raped by Meepo after our Slark decided you might want to go 1-8 on a random hero you dont want to swap away.

I ♥ doto.

Howie_Dewitt

United States1416 Posts

January 26 2015 13:34 GMT

#25315

I am getting ganked by enemy Sven+3 others at like 40 mins in as primary carry In a really close game. they stunlock me and I armlet and phantasm with about 750 HP for each illusion.
Sven crits. Almost made me curl into a ball ;-;

Laserist

Turkey4269 Posts

January 26 2015 14:50 GMT

#25316

Years of playing WC3 Dota, years of playing Dota 2, and I finally decided that we need the surrender option.

CrtBalorda

Slovenia704 Posts

January 26 2015 15:44 GMT

#25317

+ Show Spoiler +

Ow I've seen some shit today alright.

Logo

United States7542 Posts

January 26 2015 16:01 GMT

#25318

What are their items? If their skill builds are that good I imagine they must have some genius items as well.

FHDH

United States7023 Posts

January 26 2015 18:56 GMT

#25319

On January 27 2015 00:44 CrtBalorda wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +

Ow I've seen some shit today alright.

Oh my. Reminds me of the Sniper I played with who refused to get Shrapnel (pre-patch) until he was literally forced to. On a team with really no uphill pushing potential besides a FUCKING SNIPER.

Mecha King Ghidorah

United States595 Posts

January 26 2015 20:18 GMT

#25320

Fucking mexitard sniper who refuses to fucking push WHEN WE WIPED THEM AND HE IS OUR ONLY LIVING CARRY. Fucking pos taco derped in base rather than ending. Hint sniper we can't fucking outcarry OfuckingD and AM both which have good farm you POS. We lost that game despite how much we raped early since pushing into OD ulti, AM ulti, RIKI cloud, lich ulti, and Mines is impossible. Fucking mexitard needs to shove a fucking burrito up his dumb ass.