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DropBear
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Australia4380 Posts
September 29 2020 05:11 GMT
#1
In light of the discussion about guest houses and doors, it makes sense for Protoss to expand their home even further.

I personally would also be more inclined to visit if they had a vineyard too.

Poll: What should Protoss add next?

Jacuzzi (108)
 
69%

Vineyard (22)
 
14%

Fireplace (14)
 
9%

Kitchen (10)
 
6%

Other (2)
 
1%

156 total votes

Your vote: What should Protoss add next?

(Vote): Jacuzzi
(Vote): Fireplace
(Vote): Kitchen
(Vote): Vineyard
(Vote): Other

Sucker for nostalgia
dbRic1203
Profile Joined July 2019
Germany2655 Posts
September 29 2020 05:27 GMT
#2
Kitchen doesn t make any sense, as they do photosyntesis and Don t eat.
I think at least. Someone with more solid lore knowledge Fell free to correct me
MaxPax
DropBear
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Australia4380 Posts
Last Edited: 2020-09-29 05:35:11
September 29 2020 05:34 GMT
#3
Wait what? Protoss are plants??? Clearly a greenhouse should be top priority
Sucker for nostalgia
bela.mervado
Profile Joined December 2008
Hungary404 Posts
September 29 2020 05:38 GMT
#4
Zerg always had a pool.. this makes the game literably unplayable for protoss. They must have the jacuzzi. And of course Blizz will have to balance the game around that change.
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7465 Posts
September 29 2020 05:40 GMT
#5
So today on my news.google.com, in between an article about the 3 underground lakes on Mars and the new paper on quantum entanglement of multiple atoms by a mechanical device ... was "Tl.net "Should Protoss have a door?".

Insta-protoss wine barreled that shit out of my feed. So funny.
ZigguratOfUr
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Iraq16955 Posts
September 29 2020 06:19 GMT
#6
On September 29 2020 14:38 bela.mervado wrote:
Zerg always had a pool.. this makes the game literably unplayable for protoss. They must have the jacuzzi. And of course Blizz will have to balance the game around that change.


As long as Terran gets a sauna I think balance should be fine.
nimdil
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Poland3751 Posts
September 29 2020 06:47 GMT
#7
On September 29 2020 15:19 ZigguratOfUr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2020 14:38 bela.mervado wrote:
Zerg always had a pool.. this makes the game literably unplayable for protoss. They must have the jacuzzi. And of course Blizz will have to balance the game around that change.


As long as Terran gets a sauna I think balance should be fine.

Maybe that's built into marine suit?
phodacbiet
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1740 Posts
September 29 2020 06:53 GMT
#8
On September 29 2020 15:47 nimdil wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2020 15:19 ZigguratOfUr wrote:
On September 29 2020 14:38 bela.mervado wrote:
Zerg always had a pool.. this makes the game literably unplayable for protoss. They must have the jacuzzi. And of course Blizz will have to balance the game around that change.


As long as Terran gets a sauna I think balance should be fine.

Maybe that's built into marine suit?


Pretty sure that's just pee
rtomic
Profile Joined September 2015
40 Posts
September 29 2020 07:13 GMT
#9
Man, I love it, Some banter of Tastosis turns to absolute gold on TL
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deacon.frost
Profile Joined February 2013
Czech Republic12129 Posts
September 29 2020 07:36 GMT
#10
On September 29 2020 14:27 dbRic1203 wrote:
Kitchen doesn t make any sense, as they do photosyntesis and Don t eat.
I think at least. Someone with more solid lore knowledge Fell free to correct me

Aiur Chef?!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! There's even a chef protoss portrait in the game. Play the game first!
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Chemist391
Profile Joined October 2010
United States366 Posts
September 29 2020 07:42 GMT
#11
We can argue all day about the Aiur vs Shakuras varieties (the former has vastly superior body and smoother sediment, but more recent vintages have a somewhat burnt, ashy flavor; while the latter makes up for the somewhat thin body with well-balanced tannin/fruit profiles and goes well with cheese), but if you think that Protoss doesn't need a fine wine (table, at the least!), then you're just a Z/T apologist.
Harris1st
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Germany6999 Posts
September 29 2020 08:02 GMT
#12
I love TL.net!
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RKC
Profile Joined June 2012
2848 Posts
Last Edited: 2020-09-29 08:16:35
September 29 2020 08:15 GMT
#13
Such an insensitive and hateful joke!

How would you feel if your home planet was decimated and infested by aliens? Genocide is not funny! Any sentient being with half a brain should know how our sad immigrant zealots will get triggered by PTSD at the mere word 'home'...

On a serious note: Protoss don't seem to go much for comfort and Netflix. So I think they would want a meditation chamber, yoga room, dojo, and such like...
gg no re thx
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11651 Posts
September 29 2020 09:00 GMT
#14
On September 29 2020 16:36 deacon.frost wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2020 14:27 dbRic1203 wrote:
Kitchen doesn t make any sense, as they do photosyntesis and Don t eat.
I think at least. Someone with more solid lore knowledge Fell free to correct me

Aiur Chef?!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! There's even a chef protoss portrait in the game. Play the game first!


But they don't have mouths! Maybe they cook, but they surely don't eat.
DropBear
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Australia4380 Posts
September 29 2020 09:01 GMT
#15
On September 29 2020 15:19 ZigguratOfUr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2020 14:38 bela.mervado wrote:
Zerg always had a pool.. this makes the game literably unplayable for protoss. They must have the jacuzzi. And of course Blizz will have to balance the game around that change.


As long as Terran gets a sauna I think balance should be fine.

A sauna would also be perfect for removing residual effects of fungal growths, just can't stimpack inside for safety.

On September 29 2020 16:42 Chemist391 wrote:
We can argue all day about the Aiur vs Shakuras varieties (the former has vastly superior body and smoother sediment, but more recent vintages have a somewhat burnt, ashy flavor; while the latter makes up for the somewhat thin body with well-balanced tannin/fruit profiles and goes well with cheese), but if you think that Protoss doesn't need a fine wine (table, at the least!), then you're just a Z/T apologist.

Vines on Shakuras have very poor yield but somewhat make up for it with quality. The climate is arguably better for whisky production imo
Sucker for nostalgia
dbRic1203
Profile Joined July 2019
Germany2655 Posts
September 29 2020 09:35 GMT
#16
On September 29 2020 18:00 Simberto wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2020 16:36 deacon.frost wrote:
On September 29 2020 14:27 dbRic1203 wrote:
Kitchen doesn t make any sense, as they do photosyntesis and Don t eat.
I think at least. Someone with more solid lore knowledge Fell free to correct me

Aiur Chef?!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! There's even a chef protoss portrait in the game. Play the game first!


But they don't have mouths! Maybe they cook, but they surely don't eat.

Well humans paint on walls and paper, just for the looks, so I could actually see Protoss cocking, even if they don t eat it, but just for the sacke of doing it. Or as bonding ritual with their Terran allies.
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sneakyfox
Profile Joined January 2017
8216 Posts
September 29 2020 09:46 GMT
#17
This is the quality content I come to TL.net for.
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AzAlexZ
Profile Joined September 2016
Australia3303 Posts
September 29 2020 09:58 GMT
#18
damn this was an unexpected thread, love it so much, maybe we need to get protoss a backyard too, with a backdoor
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Harris1st
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Germany6999 Posts
September 29 2020 10:03 GMT
#19
On September 29 2020 18:35 dbRic1203 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2020 18:00 Simberto wrote:
On September 29 2020 16:36 deacon.frost wrote:
On September 29 2020 14:27 dbRic1203 wrote:
Kitchen doesn t make any sense, as they do photosyntesis and Don t eat.
I think at least. Someone with more solid lore knowledge Fell free to correct me

Aiur Chef?!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! There's even a chef protoss portrait in the game. Play the game first!


But they don't have mouths! Maybe they cook, but they surely don't eat.

Well humans paint on walls and paper, just for the looks, so I could actually see Protoss cocking, even if they don t eat it, but just for the sacke of doing it. Or as bonding ritual with their Terran allies.


I think some immigrant Protoss who live on earth in little Protosstown prepare food for a living. They can do so expertly because they see the psionic energy of the food and can mix and blend them perfectly together. I believe in covid 19 times they even had a food delievery service by using Dark Templars with shadow stride.
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deacon.frost
Profile Joined February 2013
Czech Republic12129 Posts
September 29 2020 10:03 GMT
#20
On September 29 2020 18:00 Simberto wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2020 16:36 deacon.frost wrote:
On September 29 2020 14:27 dbRic1203 wrote:
Kitchen doesn t make any sense, as they do photosyntesis and Don t eat.
I think at least. Someone with more solid lore knowledge Fell free to correct me

Aiur Chef?!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! There's even a chef protoss portrait in the game. Play the game first!


But they don't have mouths! Maybe they cook, but they surely don't eat.

I have no mouth and I must scream eat!

Imagine the horrors they face!
I imagine France should be able to take this unless Lilbow is busy practicing for Starcraft III. | KadaverBB is my fairy ban mother.
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18134 Posts
September 29 2020 10:19 GMT
#21
On September 29 2020 18:35 dbRic1203 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2020 18:00 Simberto wrote:
On September 29 2020 16:36 deacon.frost wrote:
On September 29 2020 14:27 dbRic1203 wrote:
Kitchen doesn t make any sense, as they do photosyntesis and Don t eat.
I think at least. Someone with more solid lore knowledge Fell free to correct me

Aiur Chef?!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! There's even a chef protoss portrait in the game. Play the game first!


But they don't have mouths! Maybe they cook, but they surely don't eat.

Well humans paint on walls and paper, just for the looks, so I could actually see Protoss cocking, even if they don t eat it, but just for the sacke of doing it. Or as bonding ritual with their Terran allies.

Maybe they make "food" just for the looks and the smell, as they can't taste it? Which begs the question: can Protoss smell?
BisuDagger
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Bisutopia19299 Posts
September 29 2020 10:46 GMT
#22
Make sense since Zergs have a pool.
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SpaceBoar
Profile Joined November 2019
52 Posts
September 29 2020 10:53 GMT
#23
On September 29 2020 18:00 Simberto wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2020 16:36 deacon.frost wrote:
On September 29 2020 14:27 dbRic1203 wrote:
Kitchen doesn t make any sense, as they do photosyntesis and Don t eat.
I think at least. Someone with more solid lore knowledge Fell free to correct me

Aiur Chef?!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! There's even a chef protoss portrait in the game. Play the game first!


But they don't have mouths! Maybe they cook, but they surely don't eat.


They don't really need mouths to eat, they are way too advanced to bother with mundane things like chewing, pooping and all that. I am sure they break down the food outside of their bodies and only absorb the nutrients via their skin.
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dbRic1203
Profile Joined July 2019
Germany2655 Posts
Last Edited: 2020-09-29 11:24:48
September 29 2020 11:24 GMT
#24
+ Show Spoiler +
"Protoss are about two meters (seven feet)[11] to three meters tall,[34] with typical heights of eight to nine feet (2.4-2.7 meters).[35] The height of researcher Ulavu was given as two and a quarter meters.[36] A protoss would consider a human over six feet tall to be "short".[37] While the average protoss weight has not been documented, Tassadar weighed 145 kilograms.[38]

They have two glowing eyes[1] that blink normally,[9] digitigrade legs, semi-permeable skin covered in scales, and toes, broad chests and shoulders, and narrow waists with slim midsections. Extending back from the crown of the head, protoss have a bony crest. Beneath it, emerging from the back of the head, are the nerve cords, allowing them to access their racial psionic gestalt. This gestalt is the basis of the Khala.[1] Aside from their eyes, protoss possess no other orifices on their bodies. Protoss hands are notable for their variation, with some protoss having two fingers and two thumbs, and others having three fingers and only one thumb. This is a random hereditary trait among the protoss.[39]

[...]

Protoss derive sustenance from light,[37] capable of living off moonlight (reflected sunlight),[37][41] and can go without light for extended periods of time.[41] Though the process of light absorption is similar to plants, protoss are able to access energies over a wider range of the electromagnetic spectrum than most plants.[36] What little water they need is absorbed through the skin.[41] The Dark Templar modified themselves biologically and used other techniques to survive on the formerly lightless world of Shakuras.[42] Protoss describe the principle of light absorption to be the same as plants, but over a much wider electromagnetic spectrum.[36] Protoss require oxygen to survive.[43] Protoss waste excretion occurs on a molecular level through the skin."

Source: https://starcraft.fandom.com/wiki/Protoss

TLDR: They don t eat, but absorb energy waves (including, but not limited to visible light) and O2 over their Skin.
MaxPax
Harris1st
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Germany6999 Posts
September 29 2020 11:53 GMT
#25
If they absorb oxygen through their skin they might as well absorb smells
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ejozl
Profile Joined October 2010
Denmark3463 Posts
September 29 2020 12:01 GMT
#26
[image loading]

I'm not sharing my jacuzzi with anyone..
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WombaT
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Northern Ireland26155 Posts
September 29 2020 12:09 GMT
#27
I’m assuming despite their enlightened utterances and presentation that Protoss are absolutely voracious sexual deviants so I’m not sure I’d want to add a jacuzzi to that mix.
'You'll always be the cuddly marsupial of my heart, despite the inherent flaws of your ancestry' - Squat
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11651 Posts
September 29 2020 12:13 GMT
#28
On September 29 2020 21:09 WombaT wrote:
I’m assuming despite their enlightened utterances and presentation that Protoss are absolutely voracious sexual deviants so I’m not sure I’d want to add a jacuzzi to that mix.


What happens in the Khala stays in the Khala.
WombaT
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Northern Ireland26155 Posts
September 29 2020 12:24 GMT
#29
On September 29 2020 21:13 Simberto wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2020 21:09 WombaT wrote:
I’m assuming despite their enlightened utterances and presentation that Protoss are absolutely voracious sexual deviants so I’m not sure I’d want to add a jacuzzi to that mix.


What happens in the Khala stays in the Khala.

I mean they’re not fooling anyone with the ‘military benefits’ forced by shattered bodies, Dragoons are obviously permanently worn BDSM gear.
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TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10686 Posts
September 29 2020 14:59 GMT
#30
Protoss should have a Buffet inside of the Nexus at all times.
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sneakyfox
Profile Joined January 2017
8216 Posts
September 29 2020 15:04 GMT
#31
On September 29 2020 23:59 TelecoM wrote:
Protoss should have a Buffet inside of the Nexus at all times.


Would be amazing for 2v2 when partnering with Terran. Humans can eat from the buffet and reach 400 supply.
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deacon.frost
Profile Joined February 2013
Czech Republic12129 Posts
September 29 2020 15:33 GMT
#32
On September 30 2020 00:04 sneakyfox wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2020 23:59 TelecoM wrote:
Protoss should have a Buffet inside of the Nexus at all times.


Would be amazing for 2v2 when partnering with Terran. Humans can eat from the buffet and reach 400 supply.

Yeah, that's the theory. In reality your army disappears and you will have 0/15 supply, because everybody, SCVs included, will be feasting in them Valhalla Nexus.
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yubo56
Profile Joined May 2014
690 Posts
September 29 2020 15:34 GMT
#33
Nobody's going to say "kitchen b/c Protoss always has a kitchen sink to throw at the opponent"?
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Silvanel
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Poland4734 Posts
September 29 2020 18:11 GMT
#34
I fully support protoss jacuzzi, they deserve it.
Pathetic Greta hater.
ThunderJunk
Profile Joined December 2015
United States713 Posts
September 29 2020 18:12 GMT
#35
My Wine Barrel post got insta-closed. I should have added a poll! Hahah great work
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Dedraterllaerau
Profile Joined May 2019
113 Posts
September 29 2020 18:27 GMT
#36
On September 29 2020 14:11 DropBear wrote:
In light of the discussion about guest houses and doors, it makes sense for Protoss to expand their home even further.

I personally would also be more inclined to visit if they had a vineyard too.

Poll: What should Protoss add next?

Jacuzzi (108)
 
69%

Vineyard (22)
 
14%

Fireplace (14)
 
9%

Kitchen (10)
 
6%

Other (2)
 
1%

156 total votes

Your vote: What should Protoss add next?

(Vote): Jacuzzi
(Vote): Fireplace
(Vote): Kitchen
(Vote): Vineyard
(Vote): Other





Hide it all you want mate but this post is sprinkled with SALT all over it :D
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
Last Edited: 2020-09-29 18:40:56
September 29 2020 18:40 GMT
#37
On September 30 2020 03:27 Dedraterllaerau wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2020 14:11 DropBear wrote:
In light of the discussion about guest houses and doors, it makes sense for Protoss to expand their home even further.

I personally would also be more inclined to visit if they had a vineyard too.

Poll: What should Protoss add next?

Jacuzzi (108)
 
69%

Vineyard (22)
 
14%

Fireplace (14)
 
9%

Kitchen (10)
 
6%

Other (2)
 
1%

156 total votes

Your vote: What should Protoss add next?

(Vote): Jacuzzi
(Vote): Fireplace
(Vote): Kitchen
(Vote): Vineyard
(Vote): Other





Hide it all you want mate but this post is sprinkled with SALT all over it :D

No, this is definitely just riffing off of the more serious discussion about map design that's right next to this one.

Edit: Which you posted in already... but I'm pretty sure this was just intended to be a harmless joke.
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Sholip
Profile Blog Joined March 2014
Hungary422 Posts
September 29 2020 18:55 GMT
#38
Protoss need a garage to park Colossi. It's like a Nydus network, but you can't make Nydus worms. Your units go in, they come out, simple as that.
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dUTtrOACh
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada2339 Posts
September 29 2020 19:18 GMT
#39
Some threads were created to be great, others were created to be closed. There are always those that fall somewhere in-between.

Protoss needs a disruptor that isn't interrupted by an abduct.
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WombaT
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Northern Ireland26155 Posts
September 29 2020 19:36 GMT
#40
Collosus need a pair of trousers, properly indecent them scuttling around with all their junk on display.

What style of garment would best suit them I wonder? I’m thinking a pair of slacks combined with braces like some old-timey private detective
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deacon.frost
Profile Joined February 2013
Czech Republic12129 Posts
Last Edited: 2020-09-29 19:48:39
September 29 2020 19:40 GMT
#41
On September 30 2020 03:55 Sholip wrote:
Protoss need a garage to park Colossi. It's like a Nydus network, but you can't make Nydus worms. Your units go in, they come out, simple as that.

No fking way, they need them headbutting mode to look directly at those vikings and go "oi, what did ya say 'bout my mother?! COME HERE, PUNK!!!"

edit> also colossi need them octopus mode, when they just take thor/ultralisk or any terran building and wrap it with their legs and then start doing the octopus things.
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mounteast0
Profile Joined January 2020
59 Posts
September 30 2020 03:11 GMT
#42
Obviously fireplace. As posted before, protoss absorb EM wave. Fireplace have, you know, fire and light, it emit EM wave. It will help them regen HP. Zerg biological unit can regen HP, it is only fair that the protoss bio unit can regen HP, which they cannot at this moment. Also, since the protoss absorb energy from the fireplace, they can regen energy faster that way, and may be have a faster movement speed within range of the fireplace. Obliviously, energy dissipate against range, the further away from the fireplace, the buff will be reduced.

vineyard produce wine, which would be helpful for regen MANA, however, protoss don't have mana, only have energy, wne don't help them much. The other possible effect of wine is that it is a psychoactive substance, it might affect psi-storm, however, given what we know about the effect of wine to human body, we can predict wine might make psi-storm unstable and unpredictable, which is no good, the HT might accidentally storm himself.

Jacuzzi not much use either, if spawning pool give zerging, jacuzzi can only give zealing. Cost 50 mineral, with 25 shield and 50 hp, it is not better than zealot whatsoever. the best benefit is that if the shield of zealing get depleted, they can merge together to be a zealot to get back the 50 shield. but with shield battery, it is probably not very useful.
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
September 30 2020 03:31 GMT
#43
I was wondering, even if Protoss use photosynthesis, they still need nutrients. Do they just absorb it through their feet?
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Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37045 Posts
September 30 2020 04:07 GMT
#44
https://tl.net/forum/starcraft-2/563743-megathread-should-protoss-have-a-___
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