I personally would also be more inclined to visit if they had a vineyard too.
Should Protoss have a jacuzzi?
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DropBear
Australia4178 Posts
I personally would also be more inclined to visit if they had a vineyard too. | ||
dbRic1203
Germany2637 Posts
I think at least. Someone with more solid lore knowledge Fell free to correct me | ||
DropBear
Australia4178 Posts
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bela.mervado
Hungary328 Posts
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AttackZerg
United States7453 Posts
Insta-protoss wine barreled that shit out of my feed. So funny. | ||
ZigguratOfUr
Iraq16955 Posts
On September 29 2020 14:38 bela.mervado wrote: Zerg always had a pool.. this makes the game literably unplayable for protoss. They must have the jacuzzi. And of course Blizz will have to balance the game around that change. As long as Terran gets a sauna I think balance should be fine. | ||
nimdil
Poland3743 Posts
On September 29 2020 15:19 ZigguratOfUr wrote: As long as Terran gets a sauna I think balance should be fine. Maybe that's built into marine suit? | ||
phodacbiet
United States1734 Posts
Pretty sure that's just pee | ||
rtomic
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deacon.frost
Czech Republic12115 Posts
On September 29 2020 14:27 dbRic1203 wrote: Kitchen doesn t make any sense, as they do photosyntesis and Don t eat. I think at least. Someone with more solid lore knowledge Fell free to correct me Aiur Chef?!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! There's even a chef protoss portrait in the game. Play the game first! | ||
Chemist391
United States361 Posts
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Harris1st
Germany6036 Posts
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RKC
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How would you feel if your home planet was decimated and infested by aliens? Genocide is not funny! Any sentient being with half a brain should know how our sad immigrant zealots will get triggered by PTSD at the mere word 'home'... On a serious note: Protoss don't seem to go much for comfort and Netflix. So I think they would want a meditation chamber, yoga room, dojo, and such like... | ||
Simberto
Germany11030 Posts
On September 29 2020 16:36 deacon.frost wrote: Aiur Chef?!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! There's even a chef protoss portrait in the game. Play the game first! But they don't have mouths! Maybe they cook, but they surely don't eat. | ||
DropBear
Australia4178 Posts
On September 29 2020 15:19 ZigguratOfUr wrote: As long as Terran gets a sauna I think balance should be fine. A sauna would also be perfect for removing residual effects of fungal growths, just can't stimpack inside for safety. On September 29 2020 16:42 Chemist391 wrote: We can argue all day about the Aiur vs Shakuras varieties (the former has vastly superior body and smoother sediment, but more recent vintages have a somewhat burnt, ashy flavor; while the latter makes up for the somewhat thin body with well-balanced tannin/fruit profiles and goes well with cheese), but if you think that Protoss doesn't need a fine wine (table, at the least!), then you're just a Z/T apologist. Vines on Shakuras have very poor yield but somewhat make up for it with quality. The climate is arguably better for whisky production imo | ||
dbRic1203
Germany2637 Posts
On September 29 2020 18:00 Simberto wrote: But they don't have mouths! Maybe they cook, but they surely don't eat. Well humans paint on walls and paper, just for the looks, so I could actually see Protoss cocking, even if they don t eat it, but just for the sacke of doing it. Or as bonding ritual with their Terran allies. | ||
sneakyfox
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AzAlexZ
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Harris1st
Germany6036 Posts
On September 29 2020 18:35 dbRic1203 wrote: Well humans paint on walls and paper, just for the looks, so I could actually see Protoss cocking, even if they don t eat it, but just for the sacke of doing it. Or as bonding ritual with their Terran allies. I think some immigrant Protoss who live on earth in little Protosstown prepare food for a living. They can do so expertly because they see the psionic energy of the food and can mix and blend them perfectly together. I believe in covid 19 times they even had a food delievery service by using Dark Templars with shadow stride. | ||
deacon.frost
Czech Republic12115 Posts
On September 29 2020 18:00 Simberto wrote: But they don't have mouths! Maybe they cook, but they surely don't eat. I have no mouth and I must Imagine the horrors they face! | ||
Acrofales
Spain17158 Posts
On September 29 2020 18:35 dbRic1203 wrote: Well humans paint on walls and paper, just for the looks, so I could actually see Protoss cocking, even if they don t eat it, but just for the sacke of doing it. Or as bonding ritual with their Terran allies. Maybe they make "food" just for the looks and the smell, as they can't taste it? Which begs the question: can Protoss smell? | ||
BisuDagger
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SpaceBoar
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On September 29 2020 18:00 Simberto wrote: But they don't have mouths! Maybe they cook, but they surely don't eat. They don't really need mouths to eat, they are way too advanced to bother with mundane things like chewing, pooping and all that. I am sure they break down the food outside of their bodies and only absorb the nutrients via their skin. | ||
dbRic1203
Germany2637 Posts
"Protoss are about two meters (seven feet)[11] to three meters tall,[34] with typical heights of eight to nine feet (2.4-2.7 meters).[35] The height of researcher Ulavu was given as two and a quarter meters.[36] A protoss would consider a human over six feet tall to be "short".[37] While the average protoss weight has not been documented, Tassadar weighed 145 kilograms.[38] They have two glowing eyes[1] that blink normally,[9] digitigrade legs, semi-permeable skin covered in scales, and toes, broad chests and shoulders, and narrow waists with slim midsections. Extending back from the crown of the head, protoss have a bony crest. Beneath it, emerging from the back of the head, are the nerve cords, allowing them to access their racial psionic gestalt. This gestalt is the basis of the Khala.[1] Aside from their eyes, protoss possess no other orifices on their bodies. Protoss hands are notable for their variation, with some protoss having two fingers and two thumbs, and others having three fingers and only one thumb. This is a random hereditary trait among the protoss.[39] [...] Protoss derive sustenance from light,[37] capable of living off moonlight (reflected sunlight),[37][41] and can go without light for extended periods of time.[41] Though the process of light absorption is similar to plants, protoss are able to access energies over a wider range of the electromagnetic spectrum than most plants.[36] What little water they need is absorbed through the skin.[41] The Dark Templar modified themselves biologically and used other techniques to survive on the formerly lightless world of Shakuras.[42] Protoss describe the principle of light absorption to be the same as plants, but over a much wider electromagnetic spectrum.[36] Protoss require oxygen to survive.[43] Protoss waste excretion occurs on a molecular level through the skin." Source: https://starcraft.fandom.com/wiki/Protoss TLDR: They don t eat, but absorb energy waves (including, but not limited to visible light) and O2 over their Skin. | ||
Harris1st
Germany6036 Posts
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ejozl
Denmark3145 Posts
I'm not sharing my jacuzzi with anyone.. | ||
WombaT
Northern Ireland20509 Posts
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Simberto
Germany11030 Posts
On September 29 2020 21:09 WombaT wrote: I’m assuming despite their enlightened utterances and presentation that Protoss are absolutely voracious sexual deviants so I’m not sure I’d want to add a jacuzzi to that mix. What happens in the Khala stays in the Khala. | ||
WombaT
Northern Ireland20509 Posts
On September 29 2020 21:13 Simberto wrote: What happens in the Khala stays in the Khala. I mean they’re not fooling anyone with the ‘military benefits’ forced by shattered bodies, Dragoons are obviously permanently worn BDSM gear. | ||
TelecoM
United States10583 Posts
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sneakyfox
8216 Posts
On September 29 2020 23:59 TelecoM wrote: Protoss should have a Buffet inside of the Nexus at all times. Would be amazing for 2v2 when partnering with Terran. Humans can eat from the buffet and reach 400 supply. | ||
deacon.frost
Czech Republic12115 Posts
On September 30 2020 00:04 sneakyfox wrote: Would be amazing for 2v2 when partnering with Terran. Humans can eat from the buffet and reach 400 supply. Yeah, that's the theory. In reality your army disappears and you will have 0/15 supply, because everybody, SCVs included, will be feasting in them | ||
yubo56
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Silvanel
Poland4597 Posts
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ThunderJunk
United States574 Posts
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Dedraterllaerau
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On September 29 2020 14:11 DropBear wrote: In light of the discussion about guest houses and doors, it makes sense for Protoss to expand their home even further. I personally would also be more inclined to visit if they had a vineyard too. Hide it all you want mate but this post is sprinkled with SALT all over it :D | ||
The_Templar
your Country52793 Posts
On September 30 2020 03:27 Dedraterllaerau wrote: Hide it all you want mate but this post is sprinkled with SALT all over it :D No, this is definitely just riffing off of the more serious discussion about map design that's right next to this one. Edit: Which you posted in already... but I'm pretty sure this was just intended to be a harmless joke. | ||
Sholip
Hungary422 Posts
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dUTtrOACh
Canada2339 Posts
Protoss needs a disruptor that isn't interrupted by an abduct. | ||
WombaT
Northern Ireland20509 Posts
What style of garment would best suit them I wonder? I’m thinking a pair of slacks combined with braces like some old-timey private detective | ||
deacon.frost
Czech Republic12115 Posts
On September 30 2020 03:55 Sholip wrote: Protoss need a garage to park Colossi. It's like a Nydus network, but you can't make Nydus worms. Your units go in, they come out, simple as that. No fking way, they need them headbutting mode to look directly at those vikings and go "oi, what did ya say 'bout my mother?! COME HERE, PUNK!!!" edit> also colossi need them octopus mode, when they just take thor/ultralisk or any terran building and wrap it with their legs and then start doing the octopus things. | ||
mounteast0
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vineyard produce wine, which would be helpful for regen MANA, however, protoss don't have mana, only have energy, wne don't help them much. The other possible effect of wine is that it is a psychoactive substance, it might affect psi-storm, however, given what we know about the effect of wine to human body, we can predict wine might make psi-storm unstable and unpredictable, which is no good, the HT might accidentally storm himself. Jacuzzi not much use either, if spawning pool give zerging, jacuzzi can only give zealing. Cost 50 mineral, with 25 shield and 50 hp, it is not better than zealot whatsoever. the best benefit is that if the shield of zealing get depleted, they can merge together to be a zealot to get back the 50 shield. but with shield battery, it is probably not very useful. | ||
Jerubaal
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Seeker
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