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Should Protoss have a jacuzzi?

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DropBear
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Australia4380 Posts
September 29 2020 05:11 GMT
#1
In light of the discussion about guest houses and doors, it makes sense for Protoss to expand their home even further.

I personally would also be more inclined to visit if they had a vineyard too.

Poll: What should Protoss add next?

Jacuzzi (108)
 
69%

Vineyard (22)
 
14%

Fireplace (14)
 
9%

Kitchen (10)
 
6%

Other (2)
 
1%

156 total votes

Your vote: What should Protoss add next?

(Vote): Jacuzzi
(Vote): Fireplace
(Vote): Kitchen
(Vote): Vineyard
(Vote): Other

Sucker for nostalgia
dbRic1203
Profile Joined July 2019
Germany2655 Posts
September 29 2020 05:27 GMT
#2
Kitchen doesn t make any sense, as they do photosyntesis and Don t eat.
I think at least. Someone with more solid lore knowledge Fell free to correct me
MaxPax
DropBear
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Australia4380 Posts
Last Edited: 2020-09-29 05:35:11
September 29 2020 05:34 GMT
#3
Wait what? Protoss are plants??? Clearly a greenhouse should be top priority
Sucker for nostalgia
bela.mervado
Profile Joined December 2008
Hungary404 Posts
September 29 2020 05:38 GMT
#4
Zerg always had a pool.. this makes the game literably unplayable for protoss. They must have the jacuzzi. And of course Blizz will have to balance the game around that change.
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7465 Posts
September 29 2020 05:40 GMT
#5
So today on my news.google.com, in between an article about the 3 underground lakes on Mars and the new paper on quantum entanglement of multiple atoms by a mechanical device ... was "Tl.net "Should Protoss have a door?".

Insta-protoss wine barreled that shit out of my feed. So funny.
ZigguratOfUr
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Iraq16955 Posts
September 29 2020 06:19 GMT
#6
On September 29 2020 14:38 bela.mervado wrote:
Zerg always had a pool.. this makes the game literably unplayable for protoss. They must have the jacuzzi. And of course Blizz will have to balance the game around that change.


As long as Terran gets a sauna I think balance should be fine.
nimdil
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Poland3751 Posts
September 29 2020 06:47 GMT
#7
On September 29 2020 15:19 ZigguratOfUr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2020 14:38 bela.mervado wrote:
Zerg always had a pool.. this makes the game literably unplayable for protoss. They must have the jacuzzi. And of course Blizz will have to balance the game around that change.


As long as Terran gets a sauna I think balance should be fine.

Maybe that's built into marine suit?
phodacbiet
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1740 Posts
September 29 2020 06:53 GMT
#8
On September 29 2020 15:47 nimdil wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2020 15:19 ZigguratOfUr wrote:
On September 29 2020 14:38 bela.mervado wrote:
Zerg always had a pool.. this makes the game literably unplayable for protoss. They must have the jacuzzi. And of course Blizz will have to balance the game around that change.


As long as Terran gets a sauna I think balance should be fine.

Maybe that's built into marine suit?


Pretty sure that's just pee
rtomic
Profile Joined September 2015
40 Posts
September 29 2020 07:13 GMT
#9
Man, I love it, Some banter of Tastosis turns to absolute gold on TL
KT FlaSh
deacon.frost
Profile Joined February 2013
Czech Republic12129 Posts
September 29 2020 07:36 GMT
#10
On September 29 2020 14:27 dbRic1203 wrote:
Kitchen doesn t make any sense, as they do photosyntesis and Don t eat.
I think at least. Someone with more solid lore knowledge Fell free to correct me

Aiur Chef?!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! There's even a chef protoss portrait in the game. Play the game first!
I imagine France should be able to take this unless Lilbow is busy practicing for Starcraft III. | KadaverBB is my fairy ban mother.
Chemist391
Profile Joined October 2010
United States366 Posts
September 29 2020 07:42 GMT
#11
We can argue all day about the Aiur vs Shakuras varieties (the former has vastly superior body and smoother sediment, but more recent vintages have a somewhat burnt, ashy flavor; while the latter makes up for the somewhat thin body with well-balanced tannin/fruit profiles and goes well with cheese), but if you think that Protoss doesn't need a fine wine (table, at the least!), then you're just a Z/T apologist.
Harris1st
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Germany6999 Posts
September 29 2020 08:02 GMT
#12
I love TL.net!
Go Serral! GG EZ for Ence. Flashbang dance FTW
RKC
Profile Joined June 2012
2848 Posts
Last Edited: 2020-09-29 08:16:35
September 29 2020 08:15 GMT
#13
Such an insensitive and hateful joke!

How would you feel if your home planet was decimated and infested by aliens? Genocide is not funny! Any sentient being with half a brain should know how our sad immigrant zealots will get triggered by PTSD at the mere word 'home'...

On a serious note: Protoss don't seem to go much for comfort and Netflix. So I think they would want a meditation chamber, yoga room, dojo, and such like...
gg no re thx
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11651 Posts
September 29 2020 09:00 GMT
#14
On September 29 2020 16:36 deacon.frost wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2020 14:27 dbRic1203 wrote:
Kitchen doesn t make any sense, as they do photosyntesis and Don t eat.
I think at least. Someone with more solid lore knowledge Fell free to correct me

Aiur Chef?!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! There's even a chef protoss portrait in the game. Play the game first!


But they don't have mouths! Maybe they cook, but they surely don't eat.
DropBear
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Australia4380 Posts
September 29 2020 09:01 GMT
#15
On September 29 2020 15:19 ZigguratOfUr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2020 14:38 bela.mervado wrote:
Zerg always had a pool.. this makes the game literably unplayable for protoss. They must have the jacuzzi. And of course Blizz will have to balance the game around that change.


As long as Terran gets a sauna I think balance should be fine.

A sauna would also be perfect for removing residual effects of fungal growths, just can't stimpack inside for safety.

On September 29 2020 16:42 Chemist391 wrote:
We can argue all day about the Aiur vs Shakuras varieties (the former has vastly superior body and smoother sediment, but more recent vintages have a somewhat burnt, ashy flavor; while the latter makes up for the somewhat thin body with well-balanced tannin/fruit profiles and goes well with cheese), but if you think that Protoss doesn't need a fine wine (table, at the least!), then you're just a Z/T apologist.

Vines on Shakuras have very poor yield but somewhat make up for it with quality. The climate is arguably better for whisky production imo
Sucker for nostalgia
dbRic1203
Profile Joined July 2019
Germany2655 Posts
September 29 2020 09:35 GMT
#16
On September 29 2020 18:00 Simberto wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2020 16:36 deacon.frost wrote:
On September 29 2020 14:27 dbRic1203 wrote:
Kitchen doesn t make any sense, as they do photosyntesis and Don t eat.
I think at least. Someone with more solid lore knowledge Fell free to correct me

Aiur Chef?!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! There's even a chef protoss portrait in the game. Play the game first!


But they don't have mouths! Maybe they cook, but they surely don't eat.

Well humans paint on walls and paper, just for the looks, so I could actually see Protoss cocking, even if they don t eat it, but just for the sacke of doing it. Or as bonding ritual with their Terran allies.
MaxPax
sneakyfox
Profile Joined January 2017
8216 Posts
September 29 2020 09:46 GMT
#17
This is the quality content I come to TL.net for.
"I saw what sneakyfox wrote on TL.net and it made me furious" - PartinG
AzAlexZ
Profile Joined September 2016
Australia3303 Posts
September 29 2020 09:58 GMT
#18
damn this was an unexpected thread, love it so much, maybe we need to get protoss a backyard too, with a backdoor
Faker is the GOAT!
Harris1st
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Germany6999 Posts
September 29 2020 10:03 GMT
#19
On September 29 2020 18:35 dbRic1203 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2020 18:00 Simberto wrote:
On September 29 2020 16:36 deacon.frost wrote:
On September 29 2020 14:27 dbRic1203 wrote:
Kitchen doesn t make any sense, as they do photosyntesis and Don t eat.
I think at least. Someone with more solid lore knowledge Fell free to correct me

Aiur Chef?!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! There's even a chef protoss portrait in the game. Play the game first!


But they don't have mouths! Maybe they cook, but they surely don't eat.

Well humans paint on walls and paper, just for the looks, so I could actually see Protoss cocking, even if they don t eat it, but just for the sacke of doing it. Or as bonding ritual with their Terran allies.


I think some immigrant Protoss who live on earth in little Protosstown prepare food for a living. They can do so expertly because they see the psionic energy of the food and can mix and blend them perfectly together. I believe in covid 19 times they even had a food delievery service by using Dark Templars with shadow stride.
Go Serral! GG EZ for Ence. Flashbang dance FTW
deacon.frost
Profile Joined February 2013
Czech Republic12129 Posts
September 29 2020 10:03 GMT
#20
On September 29 2020 18:00 Simberto wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2020 16:36 deacon.frost wrote:
On September 29 2020 14:27 dbRic1203 wrote:
Kitchen doesn t make any sense, as they do photosyntesis and Don t eat.
I think at least. Someone with more solid lore knowledge Fell free to correct me

Aiur Chef?!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! There's even a chef protoss portrait in the game. Play the game first!


But they don't have mouths! Maybe they cook, but they surely don't eat.

I have no mouth and I must scream eat!

Imagine the horrors they face!
I imagine France should be able to take this unless Lilbow is busy practicing for Starcraft III. | KadaverBB is my fairy ban mother.
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