EPTI personally would also be more inclined to visit if they had a vineyard too.
Should Protoss have a jacuzzi?
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DropBear
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I personally would also be more inclined to visit if they had a vineyard too. | ||
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dbRic1203
Germany2655 Posts
I think at least. Someone with more solid lore knowledge Fell free to correct me  | ||
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DropBear
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bela.mervado
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AttackZerg
United States7465 Posts
Insta-protoss wine barreled that shit out of my feed. So funny. | ||
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ZigguratOfUr
Iraq16955 Posts
On September 29 2020 14:38 bela.mervado wrote: Zerg always had a pool.. this makes the game literably unplayable for protoss. They must have the jacuzzi. And of course Blizz will have to balance the game around that change. As long as Terran gets a sauna I think balance should be fine. | ||
nimdil
Poland3751 Posts
On September 29 2020 15:19 ZigguratOfUr wrote: As long as Terran gets a sauna I think balance should be fine. Maybe that's built into marine suit? | ||
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phodacbiet
United States1740 Posts
Pretty sure that's just pee | ||
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rtomic
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deacon.frost
Czech Republic12129 Posts
On September 29 2020 14:27 dbRic1203 wrote: Kitchen doesn t make any sense, as they do photosyntesis and Don t eat. I think at least. Someone with more solid lore knowledge Fell free to correct me Aiur Chef?!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! There's even a chef protoss portrait in the game. Play the game first! | ||
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Chemist391
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Harris1st
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RKC
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How would you feel if your home planet was decimated and infested by aliens? Genocide is not funny! Any sentient being with half a brain should know how our sad immigrant zealots will get triggered by PTSD at the mere word 'home'... On a serious note: Protoss don't seem to go much for comfort and Netflix. So I think they would want a meditation chamber, yoga room, dojo, and such like... | ||
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Simberto
Germany11610 Posts
On September 29 2020 16:36 deacon.frost wrote: Aiur Chef?!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! There's even a chef protoss portrait in the game. Play the game first! But they don't have mouths! Maybe they cook, but they surely don't eat. | ||
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DropBear
Australia4373 Posts
On September 29 2020 15:19 ZigguratOfUr wrote: As long as Terran gets a sauna I think balance should be fine. A sauna would also be perfect for removing residual effects of fungal growths, just can't stimpack inside for safety. On September 29 2020 16:42 Chemist391 wrote: We can argue all day about the Aiur vs Shakuras varieties (the former has vastly superior body and smoother sediment, but more recent vintages have a somewhat burnt, ashy flavor; while the latter makes up for the somewhat thin body with well-balanced tannin/fruit profiles and goes well with cheese), but if you think that Protoss doesn't need a fine wine (table, at the least!), then you're just a Z/T apologist. Vines on Shakuras have very poor yield but somewhat make up for it with quality. The climate is arguably better for whisky production imo | ||
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dbRic1203
Germany2655 Posts
On September 29 2020 18:00 Simberto wrote: But they don't have mouths! Maybe they cook, but they surely don't eat. Well humans paint on walls and paper, just for the looks, so I could actually see Protoss cocking, even if they don t eat it, but just for the sacke of doing it. Or as bonding ritual with their Terran allies. | ||
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sneakyfox
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AzAlexZ
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Harris1st
Germany6989 Posts
On September 29 2020 18:35 dbRic1203 wrote: Well humans paint on walls and paper, just for the looks, so I could actually see Protoss cocking, even if they don t eat it, but just for the sacke of doing it. Or as bonding ritual with their Terran allies. I think some immigrant Protoss who live on earth in little Protosstown prepare food for a living. They can do so expertly because they see the psionic energy of the food and can mix and blend them perfectly together. I believe in covid 19 times they even had a food delievery service by using Dark Templars with shadow stride. | ||
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deacon.frost
Czech Republic12129 Posts
On September 29 2020 18:00 Simberto wrote: But they don't have mouths! Maybe they cook, but they surely don't eat. I have no mouth and I must Imagine the horrors they face! | ||
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