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Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18476 Posts
September 29 2020 10:19 GMT
#21
On September 29 2020 18:35 dbRic1203 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2020 18:00 Simberto wrote:
On September 29 2020 16:36 deacon.frost wrote:
On September 29 2020 14:27 dbRic1203 wrote:
Kitchen doesn t make any sense, as they do photosyntesis and Don t eat.
I think at least. Someone with more solid lore knowledge Fell free to correct me

Aiur Chef?!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! There's even a chef protoss portrait in the game. Play the game first!


But they don't have mouths! Maybe they cook, but they surely don't eat.

Well humans paint on walls and paper, just for the looks, so I could actually see Protoss cocking, even if they don t eat it, but just for the sacke of doing it. Or as bonding ritual with their Terran allies.

Maybe they make "food" just for the looks and the smell, as they can't taste it? Which begs the question: can Protoss smell?
BisuDagger
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Bisutopia19397 Posts
September 29 2020 10:46 GMT
#22
Make sense since Zergs have a pool.
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SpaceBoar
Profile Joined November 2019
52 Posts
September 29 2020 10:53 GMT
#23
On September 29 2020 18:00 Simberto wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2020 16:36 deacon.frost wrote:
On September 29 2020 14:27 dbRic1203 wrote:
Kitchen doesn t make any sense, as they do photosyntesis and Don t eat.
I think at least. Someone with more solid lore knowledge Fell free to correct me

Aiur Chef?!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! There's even a chef protoss portrait in the game. Play the game first!


But they don't have mouths! Maybe they cook, but they surely don't eat.


They don't really need mouths to eat, they are way too advanced to bother with mundane things like chewing, pooping and all that. I am sure they break down the food outside of their bodies and only absorb the nutrients via their skin.
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dbRic1203
Profile Joined July 2019
Germany2655 Posts
Last Edited: 2020-09-29 11:24:48
September 29 2020 11:24 GMT
#24
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"Protoss are about two meters (seven feet)[11] to three meters tall,[34] with typical heights of eight to nine feet (2.4-2.7 meters).[35] The height of researcher Ulavu was given as two and a quarter meters.[36] A protoss would consider a human over six feet tall to be "short".[37] While the average protoss weight has not been documented, Tassadar weighed 145 kilograms.[38]

They have two glowing eyes[1] that blink normally,[9] digitigrade legs, semi-permeable skin covered in scales, and toes, broad chests and shoulders, and narrow waists with slim midsections. Extending back from the crown of the head, protoss have a bony crest. Beneath it, emerging from the back of the head, are the nerve cords, allowing them to access their racial psionic gestalt. This gestalt is the basis of the Khala.[1] Aside from their eyes, protoss possess no other orifices on their bodies. Protoss hands are notable for their variation, with some protoss having two fingers and two thumbs, and others having three fingers and only one thumb. This is a random hereditary trait among the protoss.[39]

[...]

Protoss derive sustenance from light,[37] capable of living off moonlight (reflected sunlight),[37][41] and can go without light for extended periods of time.[41] Though the process of light absorption is similar to plants, protoss are able to access energies over a wider range of the electromagnetic spectrum than most plants.[36] What little water they need is absorbed through the skin.[41] The Dark Templar modified themselves biologically and used other techniques to survive on the formerly lightless world of Shakuras.[42] Protoss describe the principle of light absorption to be the same as plants, but over a much wider electromagnetic spectrum.[36] Protoss require oxygen to survive.[43] Protoss waste excretion occurs on a molecular level through the skin."

Source: https://starcraft.fandom.com/wiki/Protoss

TLDR: They don t eat, but absorb energy waves (including, but not limited to visible light) and O2 over their Skin.
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Harris1st
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Germany7435 Posts
September 29 2020 11:53 GMT
#25
If they absorb oxygen through their skin they might as well absorb smells
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ejozl
Profile Joined October 2010
Denmark3559 Posts
September 29 2020 12:01 GMT
#26
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I'm not sharing my jacuzzi with anyone..
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WombaT
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Northern Ireland27464 Posts
September 29 2020 12:09 GMT
#27
I’m assuming despite their enlightened utterances and presentation that Protoss are absolutely voracious sexual deviants so I’m not sure I’d want to add a jacuzzi to that mix.
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Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany12059 Posts
September 29 2020 12:13 GMT
#28
On September 29 2020 21:09 WombaT wrote:
I’m assuming despite their enlightened utterances and presentation that Protoss are absolutely voracious sexual deviants so I’m not sure I’d want to add a jacuzzi to that mix.


What happens in the Khala stays in the Khala.
WombaT
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Northern Ireland27464 Posts
September 29 2020 12:24 GMT
#29
On September 29 2020 21:13 Simberto wrote:
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On September 29 2020 21:09 WombaT wrote:
I’m assuming despite their enlightened utterances and presentation that Protoss are absolutely voracious sexual deviants so I’m not sure I’d want to add a jacuzzi to that mix.


What happens in the Khala stays in the Khala.

I mean they’re not fooling anyone with the ‘military benefits’ forced by shattered bodies, Dragoons are obviously permanently worn BDSM gear.
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TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10890 Posts
September 29 2020 14:59 GMT
#30
Protoss should have a Buffet inside of the Nexus at all times.
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sneakyfox
Profile Joined January 2017
8218 Posts
September 29 2020 15:04 GMT
#31
On September 29 2020 23:59 TelecoM wrote:
Protoss should have a Buffet inside of the Nexus at all times.


Would be amazing for 2v2 when partnering with Terran. Humans can eat from the buffet and reach 400 supply.
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deacon.frost
Profile Joined February 2013
Czech Republic12134 Posts
September 29 2020 15:33 GMT
#32
On September 30 2020 00:04 sneakyfox wrote:
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On September 29 2020 23:59 TelecoM wrote:
Protoss should have a Buffet inside of the Nexus at all times.


Would be amazing for 2v2 when partnering with Terran. Humans can eat from the buffet and reach 400 supply.

Yeah, that's the theory. In reality your army disappears and you will have 0/15 supply, because everybody, SCVs included, will be feasting in them Valhalla Nexus.
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yubo56
Profile Joined May 2014
690 Posts
September 29 2020 15:34 GMT
#33
Nobody's going to say "kitchen b/c Protoss always has a kitchen sink to throw at the opponent"?
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Silvanel
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Poland4769 Posts
September 29 2020 18:11 GMT
#34
I fully support protoss jacuzzi, they deserve it.
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ThunderJunk
Profile Joined December 2015
United States741 Posts
September 29 2020 18:12 GMT
#35
My Wine Barrel post got insta-closed. I should have added a poll! Hahah great work
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Dedraterllaerau
Profile Joined May 2019
113 Posts
September 29 2020 18:27 GMT
#36
On September 29 2020 14:11 DropBear wrote:
In light of the discussion about guest houses and doors, it makes sense for Protoss to expand their home even further.

I personally would also be more inclined to visit if they had a vineyard too.

Poll: What should Protoss add next?

Jacuzzi (108)
 
69%

Vineyard (22)
 
14%

Fireplace (14)
 
9%

Kitchen (10)
 
6%

Other (2)
 
1%

156 total votes

Your vote: What should Protoss add next?

(Vote): Jacuzzi
(Vote): Fireplace
(Vote): Kitchen
(Vote): Vineyard
(Vote): Other





Hide it all you want mate but this post is sprinkled with SALT all over it :D
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
Last Edited: 2020-09-29 18:40:56
September 29 2020 18:40 GMT
#37
On September 30 2020 03:27 Dedraterllaerau wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2020 14:11 DropBear wrote:
In light of the discussion about guest houses and doors, it makes sense for Protoss to expand their home even further.

I personally would also be more inclined to visit if they had a vineyard too.

Poll: What should Protoss add next?

Jacuzzi (108)
 
69%

Vineyard (22)
 
14%

Fireplace (14)
 
9%

Kitchen (10)
 
6%

Other (2)
 
1%

156 total votes

Your vote: What should Protoss add next?

(Vote): Jacuzzi
(Vote): Fireplace
(Vote): Kitchen
(Vote): Vineyard
(Vote): Other





Hide it all you want mate but this post is sprinkled with SALT all over it :D

No, this is definitely just riffing off of the more serious discussion about map design that's right next to this one.

Edit: Which you posted in already... but I'm pretty sure this was just intended to be a harmless joke.
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Sholip
Profile Blog Joined March 2014
Hungary422 Posts
September 29 2020 18:55 GMT
#38
Protoss need a garage to park Colossi. It's like a Nydus network, but you can't make Nydus worms. Your units go in, they come out, simple as that.
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dUTtrOACh
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada2339 Posts
September 29 2020 19:18 GMT
#39
Some threads were created to be great, others were created to be closed. There are always those that fall somewhere in-between.

Protoss needs a disruptor that isn't interrupted by an abduct.
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WombaT
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Northern Ireland27464 Posts
September 29 2020 19:36 GMT
#40
Collosus need a pair of trousers, properly indecent them scuttling around with all their junk on display.

What style of garment would best suit them I wonder? I’m thinking a pair of slacks combined with braces like some old-timey private detective
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