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On September 29 2020 18:35 dbRic1203 wrote:Show nested quote +On September 29 2020 18:00 Simberto wrote:On September 29 2020 16:36 deacon.frost wrote:On September 29 2020 14:27 dbRic1203 wrote:Kitchen doesn t make any sense, as they do photosyntesis and Don t eat. I think at least. Someone with more solid lore knowledge Fell free to correct me Aiur Chef?!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! There's even a chef protoss portrait in the game. Play the game first! But they don't have mouths! Maybe they cook, but they surely don't eat. Well humans paint on walls and paper, just for the looks, so I could actually see Protoss cocking, even if they don t eat it, but just for the sacke of doing it. Or as bonding ritual with their Terran allies. Maybe they make "food" just for the looks and the smell, as they can't taste it? Which begs the question: can Protoss smell?
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Bisutopia19033 Posts
Make sense since Zergs have a pool.
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On September 29 2020 18:00 Simberto wrote:Show nested quote +On September 29 2020 16:36 deacon.frost wrote:On September 29 2020 14:27 dbRic1203 wrote:Kitchen doesn t make any sense, as they do photosyntesis and Don t eat. I think at least. Someone with more solid lore knowledge Fell free to correct me Aiur Chef?!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! There's even a chef protoss portrait in the game. Play the game first! But they don't have mouths! Maybe they cook, but they surely don't eat.
They don't really need mouths to eat, they are way too advanced to bother with mundane things like chewing, pooping and all that. I am sure they break down the food outside of their bodies and only absorb the nutrients via their skin.
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+ Show Spoiler +"Protoss are about two meters (seven feet)[11] to three meters tall,[34] with typical heights of eight to nine feet (2.4-2.7 meters).[35] The height of researcher Ulavu was given as two and a quarter meters.[36] A protoss would consider a human over six feet tall to be "short".[37] While the average protoss weight has not been documented, Tassadar weighed 145 kilograms.[38] They have two glowing eyes[1] that blink normally,[9] digitigrade legs, semi-permeable skin covered in scales, and toes, broad chests and shoulders, and narrow waists with slim midsections. Extending back from the crown of the head, protoss have a bony crest. Beneath it, emerging from the back of the head, are the nerve cords, allowing them to access their racial psionic gestalt. This gestalt is the basis of the Khala.[1] Aside from their eyes, protoss possess no other orifices on their bodies. Protoss hands are notable for their variation, with some protoss having two fingers and two thumbs, and others having three fingers and only one thumb. This is a random hereditary trait among the protoss.[39] [...] Protoss derive sustenance from light,[37] capable of living off moonlight (reflected sunlight),[37][41] and can go without light for extended periods of time.[41] Though the process of light absorption is similar to plants, protoss are able to access energies over a wider range of the electromagnetic spectrum than most plants.[36] What little water they need is absorbed through the skin.[41] The Dark Templar modified themselves biologically and used other techniques to survive on the formerly lightless world of Shakuras.[42] Protoss describe the principle of light absorption to be the same as plants, but over a much wider electromagnetic spectrum.[36] Protoss require oxygen to survive.[43] Protoss waste excretion occurs on a molecular level through the skin." Source: https://starcraft.fandom.com/wiki/Protoss TLDR: They don t eat, but absorb energy waves (including, but not limited to visible light) and O2 over their Skin.
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If they absorb oxygen through their skin they might as well absorb smells
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I'm not sharing my jacuzzi with anyone..
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Northern Ireland20729 Posts
I’m assuming despite their enlightened utterances and presentation that Protoss are absolutely voracious sexual deviants so I’m not sure I’d want to add a jacuzzi to that mix.
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On September 29 2020 21:09 WombaT wrote: I’m assuming despite their enlightened utterances and presentation that Protoss are absolutely voracious sexual deviants so I’m not sure I’d want to add a jacuzzi to that mix.
What happens in the Khala stays in the Khala.
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Northern Ireland20729 Posts
On September 29 2020 21:13 Simberto wrote:Show nested quote +On September 29 2020 21:09 WombaT wrote: I’m assuming despite their enlightened utterances and presentation that Protoss are absolutely voracious sexual deviants so I’m not sure I’d want to add a jacuzzi to that mix. What happens in the Khala stays in the Khala. I mean they’re not fooling anyone with the ‘military benefits’ forced by shattered bodies, Dragoons are obviously permanently worn BDSM gear.
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Protoss should have a Buffet inside of the Nexus at all times.
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On September 29 2020 23:59 TelecoM wrote: Protoss should have a Buffet inside of the Nexus at all times.
Would be amazing for 2v2 when partnering with Terran. Humans can eat from the buffet and reach 400 supply.
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Czech Republic12116 Posts
On September 30 2020 00:04 sneakyfox wrote:Show nested quote +On September 29 2020 23:59 TelecoM wrote: Protoss should have a Buffet inside of the Nexus at all times. Would be amazing for 2v2 when partnering with Terran. Humans can eat from the buffet and reach 400 supply. Yeah, that's the theory. In reality your army disappears and you will have 0/15 supply, because everybody, SCVs included, will be feasting in them Valhalla Nexus.
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Nobody's going to say "kitchen b/c Protoss always has a kitchen sink to throw at the opponent"?
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I fully support protoss jacuzzi, they deserve it.
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My Wine Barrel post got insta-closed. I should have added a poll! Hahah great work
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On September 29 2020 14:11 DropBear wrote:In light of the discussion about guest houses and doors, it makes sense for Protoss to expand their home even further. I personally would also be more inclined to visit if they had a vineyard too. Poll: What should Protoss add next?Jacuzzi (108) 69% Vineyard (22) 14% Fireplace (14) 9% Kitchen (10) 6% Other (2) 1% 156 total votes Your vote: What should Protoss add next? (Vote): Jacuzzi (Vote): Fireplace (Vote): Kitchen (Vote): Vineyard (Vote): Other
Hide it all you want mate but this post is sprinkled with SALT all over it :D
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your Country52796 Posts
On September 30 2020 03:27 Dedraterllaerau wrote:Show nested quote +On September 29 2020 14:11 DropBear wrote:In light of the discussion about guest houses and doors, it makes sense for Protoss to expand their home even further. I personally would also be more inclined to visit if they had a vineyard too. Poll: What should Protoss add next?Jacuzzi (108) 69% Vineyard (22) 14% Fireplace (14) 9% Kitchen (10) 6% Other (2) 1% 156 total votes Your vote: What should Protoss add next? (Vote): Jacuzzi (Vote): Fireplace (Vote): Kitchen (Vote): Vineyard (Vote): Other
Hide it all you want mate but this post is sprinkled with SALT all over it :D No, this is definitely just riffing off of the more serious discussion about map design that's right next to this one.
Edit: Which you posted in already... but I'm pretty sure this was just intended to be a harmless joke.
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Protoss need a garage to park Colossi. It's like a Nydus network, but you can't make Nydus worms. Your units go in, they come out, simple as that.
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Some threads were created to be great, others were created to be closed. There are always those that fall somewhere in-between.
Protoss needs a disruptor that isn't interrupted by an abduct.
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Northern Ireland20729 Posts
Collosus need a pair of trousers, properly indecent them scuttling around with all their junk on display.
What style of garment would best suit them I wonder? I’m thinking a pair of slacks combined with braces like some old-timey private detective
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