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Bacon-X
Profile Joined December 2010
United States266 Posts
February 06 2013 17:35 GMT
#361
On February 06 2013 22:25 Rah wrote:
Here's a bonus track for the people who voted for me, thanks. Dieselbear diss.



Lyrics:
+ Show Spoiler +
Maybe you'd beat Run DMC but you ain't got shit on me,
you're like my dad playing Starcraft I'll stomp you any race,
yea you'd rap better with the dictionary out your face,
that was never Kerrigan on my dick it's your mom,
she's straight cougar and she really loved my song,
dude you like the Wu? I was like 5,
I respect my elders but don't get out of line,
elderly abuse in America's on the rise,
calling friends in to pad your votes ain't gonna help ya,
for real you're more cheap than the Wings of Liberty infestor,
you're out of place like a changeling who's doing it wrong,
I've been TL all along you joined up for a song,
the community's voted for dumber shit than me,
shout out to Hotbid the sexiest lady,
you remind me of Canibus your career's already done,
coming in all serious I'm just ripping you for fun,
smooth like champagne I'm a DT from the campaign,
at the start of the war I win alone or with my boys,
a carnivore dissecting you from heart and all,
then I battle the seven statues and grapple,
to scale the walls and catch myself as I fall,
like an assassin my style is bad man,

raise your blade or run away I can do this all day,
pull your gun or turn and run terran,
I don't give a fuck about this rap shit.


My favorite lines "you're like my dad playing Starcraft I'll stomp you any race,"
And "a carnivore dissecting you from heart and all,
then I battle the seven statues and grapple,
to scale the walls and catch myself as I fall,
like an assassin my style is bad man"


That's some good lyrics Rah. Nice stuff!!! I like it!!!
Let's see what DieselBear has to say hahaha.

Keep making tracks Rah, I think you have a sense of humor unlike anybody else here.
Brood War player since 2003 ---> StarCraft II
Bacon-X
Profile Joined December 2010
United States266 Posts
February 06 2013 17:37 GMT
#362
On February 06 2013 10:35 Bonjwa434 wrote:


Lyrics:
+ Show Spoiler +
Protoss all the way
all day all night could you win? there aint no might

ima show you how the new generation play
so fascinating creating a ever lasting fascination

first we start off a probe here we go
pylon down warping sound

gateway down zealot out kicking 8 hit points
100 life points flexing all joints

killing zergs a specialty when they vs me aint no big deal
easy kill serve them up as a full meal
roast on grill with my colluss laser beam coolest you ever seen
aint no stoping it with air when my stalkers be blinking

now even terran know what they say hey looking at my base all day
but still dont know whats up cant guess the build
shit just got real dts in there base cumming on there scvs face
making a disgrace out of the terran race

like a dt i strike swiftly
you cant see me

youve had a misconception when you tried to read me
with my perception and perfection you just got ezed

so easy my probe be moving just grooving threw base
normal scout? have you hanging your head in shame when i throw down the pylon
warping in make you cry long, gg, no re ez?

all this bm i can perform you know it if you apart of the swarm

new generation facination of my occupation have you craving
for more demonstration a inclination of one who is truly gosu

dont wanna know you just gotta show you what i can truly do thats why im gosu
aint no hating at this friendly obligation when i suggest you uninstall
and take the game back to gamestop in the mall

new generation facination of my occupation have you craving for more demnonstration
a inclination of one who is truly gosu.




If you haven't heard Bonjwa's new track it's really good!!! The beginning is probably THE best lyrics I've ever heard to start a StarCraft II Rap with.

Good job Bonjwa, you really showed to us that you can do a real StarCraft II Rap that is all about StarCraft II. Amazing lyrics. You guys have to hear this.
Brood War player since 2003 ---> StarCraft II
Diks
Profile Joined January 2010
Belgium1880 Posts
February 07 2013 04:38 GMT
#363
Nice one Bonjwa, The second track was even better then the last one.
I've finished wirtting my lyrics for your diss, I'll record in the coming days.
DieselBear
Profile Joined February 2013
United States10 Posts
February 07 2013 06:49 GMT
#364
ahhhhh. they're waking up! nice rah, bonjwa too. i will rebuttal rah's song soon.
JOJOsc2news
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
3000 Posts
February 07 2013 08:12 GMT
#365
Glad you moved away from the country bashing.

Greenman vs Dieselbear is quite the battle. I love the relaxed and old school feel of Dieselbear's stuff and that Greenman brought something new to this thread with his track. I remembered the first time I clicked on his video and how surprised I was about what made its way into my tuba auditiva. When I clicked on DB's video I got exactly what I expected - an outstanding rap. I'm going with the new, the experimental and exciting track and therefore Greenman.
✉ Tweets @sc2channel ⌦ Blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/JOJO ⌫ "Arbiterssss... build more arbiterssss." Click 'Profile' for awesome shiro art!
Mefano
Profile Joined December 2011
Sweden190 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-07 10:46:59
February 07 2013 10:46 GMT
#366
Thanks JOJO!

But really I think it's okay to do a little stereotypical country bashing but it shouldnt be the main focus in any way and it shouldnt be political. Anyone agree?

Either that or we just decide (make a rule list) what you can rap about and what you shouldn't! It would be totally fine for me!
Yo
Rah
Profile Joined February 2010
United States973 Posts
February 07 2013 11:01 GMT
#367
Rap about what you want, and let the voters and mods decide whether they want to punish it. That's how I see it.
Streaming on twitch. http://www.twitch.tv/rahsun86
JOJOsc2news
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
3000 Posts
February 07 2013 11:03 GMT
#368
On February 07 2013 20:01 Rah wrote:
Rap about what you want, and let the voters and mods decide whether they want to punish it. That's how I see it.


I agree. I, personally, am not a fan of country bashing but that shouldn't affect what you feel like needs to be in your rap.
✉ Tweets @sc2channel ⌦ Blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/JOJO ⌫ "Arbiterssss... build more arbiterssss." Click 'Profile' for awesome shiro art!
TzaTzers
Profile Joined April 2009
United States589 Posts
February 07 2013 11:26 GMT
#369
Really good stuff but damn DieselBear destroying everyone, looking forward to more stuff from him.
"Why did the colossus fall over? because he was imbalanced..."
Bacon-X
Profile Joined December 2010
United States266 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-07 14:15:33
February 07 2013 14:09 GMT
#370
On February 07 2013 19:46 Mefano wrote:
Thanks JOJO!

But really I think it's okay to do a little stereotypical country bashing but it shouldnt be the main focus in any way and it shouldnt be political. Anyone agree?

Either that or we just decide (make a rule list) what you can rap about and what you shouldn't! It would be totally fine for me!


Let me just say this... If someone was making fun of Israel when dissing me that would be very offensive. We are definitely trying to stay far away from prejudices and racism.

Come on... This is a StarCraft Rap Battle Arena. No prejudice or racism. And bashing someone's country is prejudice.

Besides, the coolest thing about this Rap Battle Arena is that we are international. A bunch of people from different countries. Why not take pride in one of the coolest things about this Arena instead of wasting our talents and bashing on other people's countries. Please let us not be racist idiots. Thank you.
Brood War player since 2003 ---> StarCraft II
Bacon-X
Profile Joined December 2010
United States266 Posts
February 07 2013 14:10 GMT
#371
Okay... Well I'm making a rule list, since we don't have rules.

And the rule list is this:

No prejudice or racism in the raps.

COME ON GUYS!!! IT IS NOT WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR!!!
Brood War player since 2003 ---> StarCraft II
Rah
Profile Joined February 2010
United States973 Posts
February 07 2013 18:12 GMT
#372
On February 07 2013 23:09 Bacon-X wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2013 19:46 Mefano wrote:
Thanks JOJO!

But really I think it's okay to do a little stereotypical country bashing but it shouldnt be the main focus in any way and it shouldnt be political. Anyone agree?

Either that or we just decide (make a rule list) what you can rap about and what you shouldn't! It would be totally fine for me!


Let me just say this... If someone was making fun of Israel when dissing me that would be very offensive. We are definitely trying to stay far away from prejudices and racism.

Come on... This is a StarCraft Rap Battle Arena. No prejudice or racism. And bashing someone's country is prejudice.

Besides, the coolest thing about this Rap Battle Arena is that we are international. A bunch of people from different countries. Why not take pride in one of the coolest things about this Arena instead of wasting our talents and bashing on other people's countries. Please let us not be racist idiots. Thank you.


Isn't making the other guy mad the object of this? You don't want to turn it into Will Smith battle rapping.
Streaming on twitch. http://www.twitch.tv/rahsun86
Bacon-X
Profile Joined December 2010
United States266 Posts
February 07 2013 19:45 GMT
#373
On February 08 2013 03:12 Rah wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2013 23:09 Bacon-X wrote:
On February 07 2013 19:46 Mefano wrote:
Thanks JOJO!

But really I think it's okay to do a little stereotypical country bashing but it shouldnt be the main focus in any way and it shouldnt be political. Anyone agree?

Either that or we just decide (make a rule list) what you can rap about and what you shouldn't! It would be totally fine for me!


Let me just say this... If someone was making fun of Israel when dissing me that would be very offensive. We are definitely trying to stay far away from prejudices and racism.

Come on... This is a StarCraft Rap Battle Arena. No prejudice or racism. And bashing someone's country is prejudice.

Besides, the coolest thing about this Rap Battle Arena is that we are international. A bunch of people from different countries. Why not take pride in one of the coolest things about this Arena instead of wasting our talents and bashing on other people's countries. Please let us not be racist idiots. Thank you.


Isn't making the other guy mad the object of this? You don't want to turn it into Will Smith battle rapping.


I don't know about you but nothing here has ever made me mad. This is a StarCraft rap battle arena and it is all good humor to me. This good humor and good content SHOULD NOT BE SPOILED WITH RACISM AND PREJUDICE!!!
Brood War player since 2003 ---> StarCraft II
Diks
Profile Joined January 2010
Belgium1880 Posts
February 07 2013 20:32 GMT
#374
Since TL is very well moderated, I think we don't really have to establish any rules.
If someone post a racist / hateful rap, he'll probably get reported and banned before we have the time to discuss about this.
DieselBear
Profile Joined February 2013
United States10 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-07 21:28:19
February 07 2013 21:14 GMT
#375

Infectious Text (rebuttal to Rah's Tomahawk)

acapella,
i'll fuck you up like a fly is to citronella
i'll take baseball bat to your patella
i'll make you blinder and deafer then helen keller

you said some funny shit
but whether its runny or thick
your blood will still spill when i make the kill

theres so many things wrong with your rap for me to explore
like your best diss is that i got friends who like my songs better than yours

sure i'll tell'em to vote for me man, when they hop on the scene man
better that they vote for who they know is gonna win then vote for greenman
or you man
im dropping lyrical nukes like harry fucking truman

you all feel like you have to gang up on me, are you guys allied?
where is this secret starcraft channel where you guys hide?
my rhymes are sublime and bona fide
while you read TL's begginers guide and act surpised
when my songs get praised when in the public eye

i'll hit you with a ion cannon till theres no one left standing
and when the battlefield's empty of enemies i'll still be expanding
you think i like the wu tang clan

you should stand back
or i'll get your mom in the sack in the back of my medivac
she can join my mile high club
and the community'd pay to see it. i'll even let you tear the ticket stubs

i eat dictionaries for breakfast
infestors cant compare to how infectious my text is

you better watch your ass
cuz your brains writing checks
your starcraft skills cant cash

you think im too serious. did you consider that im just better
this is officially my 3rd rap song ever

i endeavored on this rap shit for fun just like you
everthing there is to say about you can be summed up in a haiku
likes to JUST make do - has no apparent timing - sucks at starcraft 2
Rah
Profile Joined February 2010
United States973 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-07 22:28:12
February 07 2013 22:24 GMT
#376
Nice lyrics. Did you intentionally use Canibus's favorite instrumental track?
Streaming on twitch. http://www.twitch.tv/rahsun86
DieselBear
Profile Joined February 2013
United States10 Posts
February 07 2013 22:34 GMT
#377
thanks. haha no. i'm wasn't even sure who Canibus is. i just watched a video where he pulled out his notepad though. pretty funny.
Bacon-X
Profile Joined December 2010
United States266 Posts
February 08 2013 19:07 GMT
#378
My original StarCraft rap battle video broke 4,000 views

Been showing off my mixtape at school... People like my music
People are excited for my raps in class, they tell me so

~ MC Bacon ~

"Bacon never was, never will be a real emcee" - Suspense

Been so busy with school, I'll try and record my response to this sometime next week.
I'm coming at you bro.
Brood War player since 2003 ---> StarCraft II
joeschmo
Profile Joined January 2011
United States167 Posts
February 08 2013 19:23 GMT
#379
Hey, wopr, did you forget about me?
Bacon-X
Profile Joined December 2010
United States266 Posts
February 10 2013 05:05 GMT
#380
I want to change the updating to Once a week update the front page post with the latest rap, instead of posting 2 raps at the same time since the one that gets put below the first one gets less views and votes.
Brood War player since 2003 ---> StarCraft II
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