Awesome/Confusing SC2 BM - Page 61

XDJuicebox

United States593 Posts

July 25 2011 08:38 GMT

#1201

So he just kills my third (but doesn't know about my hidden fourth). I mean, it was Silver League, so I was like "Why not double expand really fast?"
This was a while back, so I don't remember exactly what he said, but it was something along the lines of

Him: gg noob
Me: Did you know that's how you say penis in Chinese?
Him: what
Me: Yeah.
Him: u fking suck at this game
Him: quit now
Me: You're totally right about that.
Him: ur also gay
Me: Penis does taste quite good.

So then I make a new army and kill his and win the game.

Him: hax no way you can have that much money
Me: Because it's totally possible to hack this game.
Him: ya u just admitted
Me: And I'm also gay.
Him: ya u r
Me: You wanna fuck sometime?
Him: ew no fuck off faggot
Me: Dude you seem like the muscular strong male that I've been looking for.
He leaves.

youngyayo

1 Post

July 25 2011 09:31 GMT

#1202

Psyclon

Bulgaria2443 Posts

July 25 2011 19:45 GMT

#1203

I watched the replay to see what he meant and it turns out he had to kill an Artosis pylon to free a blocked colossus.

I was pleased with the win and the rage, but seeing this made it so much funnier

I really hope that all the "better players" i face from now on are as good as him :D

mavsfan0041

United States306 Posts

July 25 2011 21:34 GMT

#1204

Ok I finally got one worthy of submitting. The guy failed the cannon rush and then tried 2 stargate VRs but I busted through his cannon wall and killed them, letting only 1 VR spawn. He then continued to make nexuses all over the map while continuing to be racist. It was pretty funny.
Link to the rep:
http://www.sc2replayed.com/replay-videos/10231

DrThorMD

Canada359 Posts

July 26 2011 00:15 GMT

#1205

The only thing the guy said the whole game. At this point... I've killed his nat... all the probes at his 3rd and am in the process of killing his main. He was silver. I'm plat. Pretty funny IMO. Also, added me to his blacklist immediately after the game.

pyrethedirtbag

United States17 Posts

July 26 2011 00:19 GMT

#1206

this thread is just ... AWESOME!

iokke

United States1179 Posts

July 26 2011 09:10 GMT

#1207

Edited for TL:DR
Funny things Slayth said:
Its been proven that average P iq is lower than that of T and Z... (wtf?)
People who play Protoss dont have brains
etc...

and a not so fun screenshot with of me being spammed while i was put on ignore: + Show Spoiler +

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also, honest question, doesnt close position usually favor zerg in case of FE from P? i.e. 2base roach ling allins hit sooner and harder?

NotR

17 Posts

July 26 2011 09:23 GMT

#1208

On July 26 2011 06:34 mavsfan0041 wrote:
Ok I finally got one worthy of submitting. The guy failed the cannon rush and then tried 2 stargate VRs but I busted through his cannon wall and killed them, letting only 1 VR spawn. He then continued to make nexuses all over the map while continuing to be racist. It was pretty funny.
Link to the rep:
http://www.sc2replayed.com/replay-videos/10231

im not black or jewish but that stuff made me so mad... bah

PlaGuE_R

France1151 Posts

July 26 2011 17:16 GMT

#1209

after a long pvz where i went with DTs and archons and loads of stalkers vs his roach hydra, he tells me 'good cheats' and leaves.

I ask him what he means and gets this gem

OPL3SA2

United States378 Posts

July 26 2011 17:53 GMT

#1210

On June 16 2011 07:15 IReason wrote:

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I would continue, but you aren't worth any more of my time.

This is a thread where we laugh at BM
You posted your own BM, we're all laughing at you
Works as intended

ntvarify

United States331 Posts

July 27 2011 01:05 GMT

#1211

dNa

Germany591 Posts

July 27 2011 01:40 GMT

#1212

+ Show Spoiler +

On July 23 2011 01:58 Grimmy wrote:
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pure gold. thank you for that lol

TENTHST

United States204 Posts

July 27 2011 06:41 GMT

#1213

So I've had quite a few crazy comments during and after ladder games, but this one, in particular, stands out...

I'll give a brief summary before the screenshots:

A standard Master League ZvZ on The Shattered Temple with cross-positional spawns. Right at the start of the game this guy asks me if I am someone named "Treyshon". At first I am confused, but he jumps right into a rant about his school problems - so instead of just ignoring him, as I normally would, I decided to actually pretend to be this "Treyshon" character and continue the conversation.

As my 8-pool/2-spine rush hits, the hilarity ensues.........and ends with this.

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Here is the full conversation though (remember to read from bottom to top in each image)

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Yea so I couldn't stop laughing for about 5 minutes. Just the thought of this kid named Treyshon getting cracked in the face the following day because of me was too much to contain.

iHirO

United Kingdom1381 Posts

July 27 2011 12:50 GMT

#1214

Some season 3 BM, after a 22 min game where his dts died to my tank push, he said "All Terrans are fucking noob cheesers":

You: But Im random! :D gg
Landslide has reconnected.
Landslide: that's even worse
You: yep
Landslide: as if you know how the game works
――――――――――――――――
Landslide: you're a random bitch
cheeser
You: I know
Landslide: then learn to play faggot
You: i will
Landslide: now get the fuck out
You:

Bc.GiR

Canada48 Posts

July 27 2011 17:53 GMT

#1215

So this rage/bm is pretty straight forward, but what makes it awesome is just how long he goes on for! I have never seen someone rage this hard before. He was messaging me while I played 3 more games after the one I had with him. Also he was apparently stalking my profile to watch when I lost so he could let me know about it. The best part is how he kept saying I have no life, while he just types and types and watches my profile.

Anyways here is the long form dialogue of the conversation we had after I 6 pool cheesed him:

You: you lose cause of bad multi tasking and call me bad?
Heroism has reconnected.
Heroism: hmmm lets see here
You: plz explain
Heroism: i call u bad
cuz
ur 31-28
and thats shit
and u must have no life
GOD
U MUST BE FUCKING OBESE
ROFL
You: what is your rec?
Heroism: how the fuck do u play so much
no life/
?
go get laid or get some friends fattie
fucking horrible
You: are you mad?
Heroism: fucking pathetic
i am actually pitying u
this is going on reddit
You: you are 13-9... im sorry that is much better
Heroism: how much games u have
it is
smile for reddit plz
no life
You:

i would love to see you rage on reddit
Heroism: "This is the guy who has no life"
u have played 59 games
You: yeah it would be you for raging and posting such a thing
Heroism: in 23 hours
just posting ur games played bruh
and ill let the ppl discuss ur fatness
and u win with 6 pools
thats the funny thing
no life cheeser
You: no one will give a shit, most ppl play more
Heroism: u will be off of top 8 in 2 days
ur skill isnt near top 8
You: hahaha you are so mad
just chill
Heroism: im pretty sure u have most games played in masters right now
You: not even close
Heroism: just checked all the leagues
how does it make u feel
to know out of all the losers that play starcraft
ur the biggest?
u should fb ,e
me
You: chill out man
Heroism: u woild be sad im so hot
You: stop raging
Heroism: im not gonna chill to a fattie
fat ass virgin
get laid bruh
You: lol are you 13 or something?
Heroism: can i see a pic of u?
i need a good laugh
17 actually
sry i have a life
You: ahhaah makes sense now...
Heroism: yeah
i dont play gamesd when im 30
You: go back to school kid and chill
Heroism: like ur virgin ass
VIRGIN
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ur fat
ur fat
ur fat
how does it make u feel
You: hahaha plz keep raging
Heroism: to know
ur fat and ugly?
plz enlighten me
im hot and ur fat
owch
keep on cheesing and have fun getting no where fattie
u should prob uninstrall
uninstall
You: u still mad? get a life kid
Heroism: ur shit
ROFL
me GET A LIFe
YOU HAVE 50 GAMES PLAYED
IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
POMFG!!!$!@$!$!@$!$!%
ROFLROPFFLROFLROFL
UR A FUCKING JOKE
GO FUCK YOURSELF BRUH
ROFL
IM STILL LAUGHING
You: chill kid
Heroism: fucking 31-28 baddie
You: chill
Heroism: u chill fattie
im laughing my ass off
at how much of a waste of a human being u r
god go kill urself
do the world a favor
its not like any1 likes u
fucking fatass
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You: hahah im putting your chat on reddit man
Heroism: opopppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
do it
im name changing soon anyways
which u prob should do also
You: hahahahahaa
Heroism: since ur name is horrible
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
fucking fat ass virgin
i REALLY wanna see your fb
i need a good laugh
it would be so fucking funny
i bet ur profile pic isnt even u
its prob a nerdy thing
ROFL
so bad
ive never even heard of u before
You: i am a nerd
Heroism: ur as random as they get
ROFL!
You: but so are you
Heroism: wanna bet?
fb mew
me
im hot
ur not
nuff said
You: you rage on sc when you lose
pretty nerdy if you ask me
kid
Heroism: i rage cuz its hilarious
it makes me and my friends laugh
kid?
what r u
30
get a life virgin
fucking pathetic
such a waste of oxygen
You: yeah you are
Heroism: ROFL
havent heard a comeback as good as that since jjunior high
no wonder no1 likes u
ur social skills are awful
You: do you even play this game or do you just get mad?
Heroism: do u even play this game or do u just 6 pool?
actually all u do is play this game
and ur horrible at it mr. 31-28
ooo u lost
big surprise
You: haha you have no life... just getting mad and stalking me
Heroism: hard to play macro games ehg?
i wanna stalk ur fb so i can laugh
fucking fattie
You: ive never seen someone as mad as you
and ive seen lots of ragers
you are special
Heroism: in fairness.....ive never seen some1 with as little as a life as u
that can play 50 games in 20 hours
fucking pathetic
i LEgitally feal bad for u
like
that a video game took so much of ur life away
t.t
im sorry bruh
im actually sorry
must suck
if it makes u feel any better i was class favorite and most beautiful eyes
You: i feel bad you are such a whiny kid
Heroism: what were u?
You: that cant take losses
Heroism: ur a loser
nuff said
get off the game and go workout like i do every morning
makes u feel good
You: you have issues kid...
Heroism: im class favorite
what r u?
u have issues about having no life
hey DOOD
u should come to mlg dallas
so i can beat the shit out of u
in a fight
okie?
punching ur flabby body will feel good for my fists :D
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Reborn58

United States238 Posts

July 27 2011 18:51 GMT

#1216

Zenexpuzzle held off combatex cheese two games in a row and then proceeded to tell him "ez" at the urging of his fans in the stream that he was reading while playing.lol!

Grimmy

South Africa29 Posts

July 28 2011 05:43 GMT

#1217

The_Templar

your Country52797 Posts

July 29 2011 16:27 GMT

#1218

Going to bump this thread with one of the stupidest players ever.
4v4 on District 10.
We were having an argument about how good we were...
Me: I'm diamond.
Him: lol
Him: in 4v4
Me: Yes, exactly, in 4v4. This is 4v4, so I'm diamond level.
Him: Lol youre diamond in 4v4
Me: ... this is 4v4.
He then carrier rushed (badly) and got owned hard.

Also (same guy)
Me: I don't know how old you are
Me: You could be 12 for all I know
Him: lol
Him: 12
Him: lol
Him: Guess how old I am
Me: I don't know you.
Edit: The game ending looked a LOT like the guy above me.