Awesome/Confusing SC2 BM - Page 59

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Binabik

Germany686 Posts

July 17 2011 17:40 GMT

#1161

Yeah Lalush doesn't like 1 Gate Expand in PvZ! :D

He beat me anyways though which made me lose my #1 Master xD

F00LY

United States125 Posts

July 17 2011 22:36 GMT

#1162

I just beat a guy in PvT, and he threatened to "Report me to Team Liquid. Hope you enjoyed the site while you had access to it." LOL

BeeNu

615 Posts

July 17 2011 22:49 GMT

#1163

Skaya

United States126 Posts

July 18 2011 10:38 GMT

#1164

On July 17 2011 09:04 redFF wrote:

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You are just as bad

i would feel justified calling someone a baddie right after they finished calling me a faggot.

Probe1

United States17920 Posts

July 18 2011 12:08 GMT

#1165

But is it awesome or confusing? No. It's equal provocation from both players and you look like a jerk.

Mine today was short but it was both sweet and kicked off two more games of delicious rage BM.
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Hilarity must ensue when ZvT you scout your opponent opening three rax.

What happens next makes this special compared to all the other 3 rax scv all ins I've seen. He pauses the game repeatedly and starts bm'ing while trying to micro down my spines. I lost about 8 zerglings, 8 drones and a queen. He lost all his marines and scvs.
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Was not happy.

The next to games were ZvP and ZvZ, so I had 3 bm matches in a row against each race.
The protoss game was only notable by him typing bullshit a few times as my more numerous and better upgraded ling roach hydra army pushed back his mass stalker sentry (late game DT) army on more bases
And finally ZvZ we both discussed how often you get ZvZ on the ladder and he proceeded to do a heavy 6 minute roach ling rush and then QQ like all hell when I held it and countered.

It was an excellentZvQ Bo3

Bozaza

United States14 Posts

July 18 2011 17:29 GMT

#1166

I just played a thirty minute game on metalopolis, it was a ZvT and i got bunker rushed at the start. I break the contain and then expand and go infesters. As soon as the terran scouts it he starts saying stuff like "Going BL infester i see" "So pro" and more stuff along those lines. I didn't even have a spire, and was going to go ultras anyway. So he makes a bunch of vikings and i never even had a single air unit the whole game. Anyway he pushes and i crush it, and he calls me a scrub then quits. After the game he PMed me and this is the conversation we had. (Note we are both High plat and terrible at this game)

LunarPrime: wow how do you get so good
LunarPrime has reconnected.
LunarPrime: brood lord infestor
and instead u get a ultra cavern?
Teach me how to play
You: yeah i know man
its crazy
LunarPrime: what i meant to say is you're shit
You: i actually just switched to zerg
LunarPrime: its obvious you dont play zerg
You: i know
LunarPrime: was about to say
Its funny
kids like you can switch to zerg
You: and win
LunarPrime: and abuse this easy unit composition
You: yup
LunarPrime: to beat terrans who have been playing since beta
You: yes
LunarPrime: Enjoy your overpowered race newbie.
You: thanks

i have actually also been playing since beta
LunarPrime: with only 100 wins?
Cool
you're too good bro.
You: yes i only have 100 wins
LunarPrime: Low plat with less than 100 wins playing since beta
You: you are correct
LunarPrime: roofl
You: i don't have 512
LunarPrime: you're just a scrub
You: yes because you are so pro at this game
The player is ignoring you.

Rabid Wookie

United States68 Posts

July 18 2011 17:40 GMT

#1167

Played a 2v2 recently it was TTvZT somehow I'd accidently made a reaper and since we didn't currently have control of the Xel Naga towers I was like alright I'll just have him go check both of them. So I que'd the attack move first to the right tower than the one on the left of the screen. As soon as I took the left hand one like seriously 2 seconds later a whole group of banelings roll in an burrow in the choke that our army is getting ready to move into. A couple minutes later we're ready to roll and so we move our seige's up and scan taking out the whole group of Banelings.

A few minutes later as we're mopping them up one of them says
"Nice maphacks"
I couldn't help but laugh.

HeadPhonesEX

United States2 Posts

July 18 2011 18:10 GMT

#1168

There was one time i played a high silver player (it was a TvT) I won, but during the game i was lagging pretty hard, so he kept yelling at me to get a new comp. Then after i won he messaged me and asked for a remake. So i accepted his invite thinking it was going to be a custom game. Turns out he set us up for a 2v2 ... An then he proceeded to worker rush me(i won the worker battle although it was pretty hard since i had to a click his SCV's when they were entangled in mine). After which he told the other team "come and get him" I then apologised for to the other people, lol'd, put him on block communication, Then lol'd man many times at the replay and the experience of someone actually doing this XD

The_Templar

your Country52797 Posts

July 18 2011 19:36 GMT

#1169

Went with a fairly simple MM push that did a good amount of damage to the protoss opponents (2v2 TTvPP), kept pushing, killed one guy, macro'ed for a bit, did a giant push through the backdoor. Gonna call this guy Rager-EX.
As we obliterate his entire army, he goes:
Rager-EX: "l2sploit"
His ally: "gg"
Rager-EX: "bg"
Me: "What?"
Rager-EX has left the game!
I felt sorta bad for doing this, but I messaged him asking what he meant.
You: I'm sorry, I didn;t quite understand what you said.
The player is ignoring you.
Rager-EX has reconnected.
You: Oh.
The player is ignoring you.
You: Must have been bad...
The player is ignoring you.
Rager-EX has disconnected.
Wasn't his (her?) real ID, but just making sure I'm not insulting people.

Willyblob

3 Posts

July 19 2011 04:21 GMT

#1170

Well it was me Terran vs Protoss and the Protoss was name LilKaKaMan and this is the rage i received and I didn't responded cause i just wanted to just finish the game to get my win.

LilKaKaman: ur bd anyways, ur micro omg, faaget, u kno it, thats why u dotnt talk, fagget, ur sso abd, bahaha, wowo, all u need is stemp, because rur bad, no bahnmse, because ur bad, i bet u, this is all u do, i bet u, im goignt o watych all ur games ian ifthats what u do im spaming ua nd repaorting u and i bet that u wont beabl to play for a week, fagget, nto lie

nanaoei

3358 Posts

July 19 2011 05:00 GMT

#1171

On July 19 2011 04:36 TehTemplar wrote:
Went with a fairly simple MM push that did a good amount of damage to the protoss opponents (2v2 TTvPP), kept pushing, killed one guy, macro'ed for a bit, did a giant push through the backdoor. Gonna call this guy Rager-EX.
As we obliterate his entire army, he goes:
Rager-EX: "l2sploit"
His ally: "gg"
Rager-EX: "bg"
Me: "What?"
Rager-EX has left the game!
I felt sorta bad for doing this, but I messaged him asking what he meant.
You: I'm sorry, I didn;t quite understand what you said.
The player is ignoring you.
Rager-EX has reconnected.
You: Oh.
The player is ignoring you.
You: Must have been bad...
The player is ignoring you.
Rager-EX has disconnected.
Wasn't his (her?) real ID, but just making sure I'm not insulting people.

sploit = exploit? i' guessing rofl

Servius_Fulvius

United States947 Posts

July 19 2011 18:24 GMT

#1172

On July 15 2011 23:49 Mongoapan wrote:
Hades: gg
Hades has reconnected.
You: gg ?
Hades: mean Good Game
You: i know what it means
Hades: well
You: u run after me and open a chat to say gg
Hades: yeah
You: u saw the rage comment right
Hades: u have bad manners, yeah
You: i cant stand people like u...
Hades: and i cant stand noobs like u
i have trained VERY hard in this match up
You: i was frusteded but i didnt say anything out of line
Hades: its still bm
You: i would think that if u WIN game u could give a guy a break
still your manner is much worse then my little ragequit
Hades: lol no its not
You: u trained very hard ?
Hades: on this match up yeah
You: for bunkers rushes
Hades: many zergs now how to deal with a simple bunker rush
its a standard opening
11/12 rax into CC without cutting workers
You: yeah i should have dealt with it but i was not focus thats why i got so frustrated
Hades: aight
You: My comment still hade nothing to do with your training, i dont get u at all
Hades: your blaming your loss on balance
You: no
i dont
when did i ever talk about balance ?
Hades: "this match up is such a joke"
whatever dont have time
You: lol i dont think its unbalance its just a anoying how easy zerg can lose.
You: ... u are so freaking arrogant
The player is ignoring you.

This is a troll, straight up. The only thing missing is "u mad, bro"!

Servius_Fulvius

United States947 Posts

July 19 2011 23:18 GMT

#1173

Here's the latest BM installment. A ZvT on Shattered Temple! I'm high gold, my opponent is mid-highish plat. The game started on a high note with some lovely paused conversation:

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Spilling Beer - It Happens to the Best of Us

To my surprise, I get this at the game's conclusion:

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I honestly tried to get an answer for him, but I had nothing. What can I say, infestors are good! In fact, 14 infestors with almost full energy and neural parasite is awesome! I was a bit confused, though. He had a ton of advantages, like his lovely reaper in bunker harass...

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The reaper was late and only killed a drone and 2 zerglings...

...and this totally awesome double expand

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This isn't looking good, huh? I need infestors before I lose map contro...crap!

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So I'm pretty much dead. Just walk into my base and kill me! My opponent is content with sitting in the middle of the map, so he proceeds to do it for the next ten thousand years

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Ten thousand years = 6 minutes in SC2 time

And so, instead of attacking into 40 lings and 4 infestors he attacks into 120 lings and 14 infestors with another 30 lings wrecking his main base via drop. Infestors - almost as OP as letting your opponent get back in the game.

HydroOwl

United States57 Posts

July 20 2011 08:52 GMT

#1174

I thought this was pretty funny. After a successful 2rax (which was scouted):

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delHospital

Poland261 Posts

July 20 2011 11:47 GMT

#1175

(this was a 4v4, I'm not either of these guys)
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NubbleST

United States86 Posts

July 20 2011 13:44 GMT

#1176

My favourite was when someone first blocked me before shit talking after the game.

I lol'd when I responded and Blizzard told me he was ignoring me, followed by the usual homosexual remarks and about how trash like me should stay in Plat where I belong

ZeromuS

Canada13407 Posts

July 20 2011 13:49 GMT

#1177

On July 20 2011 20:47 delHospital wrote:
(this was a 4v4, I'm not either of these guys)
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amazing lol just pure gold haha

Joseph123

Bulgaria1144 Posts

July 21 2011 12:53 GMT

#1178

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Horseballs

United States721 Posts

July 21 2011 13:17 GMT

#1179

So I am playing on EU with a new account, it is in platinum because of the ladder lock. Close positions, 2-rax doesn't get a bunker up so I 6-rax marine the guy to death:

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then HE messages me:

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Why pretend to have manners at the beginning if you know you are going to be a whiny rager zerg?

edc

United States666 Posts

July 21 2011 13:31 GMT

#1180

On July 21 2011 22:17 Horseballs wrote:
So I am playing on EU with a new account, it is in platinum because of the ladder lock. Close positions, 2-rax doesn't get a bunker up so I 6-rax marine the guy to death:

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then HE messages me:

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Why pretend to have manners at the beginning if you know you are going to be a whiny rager zerg?

Well, TBH you were kind of being an asshole yourself. Still, he is one hell of a whiner.

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