I played a guy on ladder, cheesed, and lost terribly, and afterwards he messaged me telling me i was shit, etc. He agreed to play a rematch in which I played completely standard against him and beat him. The following ensued.
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ZeromuS

Canada13378 Posts

July 05 2011 02:20 GMT

#1126

I got a new one. Rolled PvZ on xel'naga and before I started mining the other guy quit right away. I messaged him to let him know dropping to portrait farm is now a bannable offence and this is what I got back :/

This falls under confusing completely

MrMotionPicture

United States4327 Posts

July 06 2011 04:19 GMT

#1127

Some guy just 7 pooled me in an FFA as I fast expo'd. Called me a newb. Then I came back and beat him and he claimed he was so much better than me, trying to get me to 1v1. It was pretty funny.

miscelaneous

United States67 Posts

July 06 2011 09:16 GMT

#1128

Indeed it sounds like it.

Kira__

Sweden2672 Posts

July 07 2011 18:06 GMT

#1129

74-apm-2base-terran-mech+scvtrain-allin is not pleased

Hashmeister

Germany238 Posts

July 07 2011 18:16 GMT

#1130

On July 08 2011 03:06 Kira__ wrote:
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74-apm-2base-terran-mech+scvtrain-allin is not pleased

lol epic epicness^^

Brutaxilos

United States2621 Posts

July 08 2011 06:33 GMT

#1131

HKslingding: hows penis taste cock suckerÉ.
HKslingding: shoulda finished while you had the chance
You: what the hell
u know
my ally disconnected right>?
lets
HKslingding: karmas a bitch
You: rematch
then
HKslingding: eat my dick puss hole
You: withmy ally not crashing
that.. doesnt even make sense
ur silver?
omg
im embarassed
anyways
lets
2v2 again
HKslingding: your plat 2v2 with 5 wins
who got fucked
You: ok
lets replay then
HKslingding: now eat my asshole
You: ill invite
wow
what a wimp
> >
HKslingding: are you having a tough time?
You: ok bye
nah
i just
wanted to
2v2
with you
again
HKslingding: i think youre a fucking queer
You: thats funn
ybecause
i havent done anything
thats remotely gay.
while
your username
slingding
sounds pretty homosexual
HKslingding: lol ursomadbro
You: no dude
lets
2v2
HKslingding: broumad?
You: im serious
because
if im so gay
u should be able to pwn me easily
HKslingding: how does my asshole taste?
You: i wouldnt know because im not licking it
so
u mad?
because
ur being scared of
HKslingding: dude, you keep typing
im not remotely mad
You: facing me
again
lets play then
HKslingding: i think youre fucking pissed
You: really?
how so
ur the one cussing here.
ur the one who started the bm.
i just played a nice fun game.
HKslingding: qq moar?
You: sure sure.
okay
so
toomorrow
2v2
alright
?
HKslingding: wholy fucking christ grow up dude
go get laid or something
You: i did tonight
btw this is going on teamliquid
HKslingding: your qq?
or the fact you got shit pumped?
You: no ur bm
theres a thread for it
peopel tend to accuse the other for being mad when theyre mad themselves
HKslingding: do you stroke your dick to starcraft?
You: ill link you later
HKslingding: who the fuck posts on a forum hahahaha
You: team liquid has some pretty pro palyers
they make 830k a year
u?
HKslingding: i dont care what they make
You: ah ok well ill link you later
HKslingding: you should show them this chat too
You: yeah i will
HKslingding: please do
showing how mad u are lawl
You: anyways im in a game so ttyl
HKslingding: so have i been for the last 11 minutes of your bitching
You: oh ok we can chat then
so
hows ur day?
my friend alex is drunk
so
cant talk to him anymre :\

this guy kinda pissed me off a bit. because we were winning until my ally disconnected, and he treated me as if he was some god haha.

brachester

Australia1786 Posts

July 08 2011 06:42 GMT

#1132

People don't realize that most of the rage posted in this thread are atually trolls, i can tell.

Yoshimi

United States163 Posts

July 08 2011 08:16 GMT

#1133

Not that bad of BM but it still baffles me what a Silver league Terran thinks.

Munk-E

United States672 Posts

July 09 2011 19:50 GMT

#1134

I thought it was kinda funny.

Twinmold

Sweden238 Posts

July 09 2011 21:06 GMT

#1135

Just played a TvT, I opened 1/1/1 banshee expand transitioning into mech (my standard). In addition to killing alot of workers with my hellions over the course of the game I also pretty much killed his entire marine and tank force with them. Eventually I got this:

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He left roughly 30 seconds later once his 1 tanks, 3 marines, 3 banshees and viking got vision of my army.

My hellion usage in that game must have been awful considering that he only had 41 less workers than me, Luckily I managed to in some miraculous way take the lead having only seconds to spare.

Senj

United States193 Posts

July 10 2011 02:49 GMT

#1136

I stopped his mass hellions without losing much and after a long match he was apparently quite upset that a was throwing away maxed ling armies.

Bleh. Is there an easy way to format pictures so that they'll conform to the forum post?

UmiNotsuki

United States633 Posts

July 10 2011 05:19 GMT

#1137

This one just happened, cracked me up when I saw it:

Yes, I proxy hatch'd him. The reason it's funny? See those blue dots at my ramp? 3 pylon block and a cannon rush. Oh, I'M the cheeser here!?

I'm curious, is a "faggot cheeser" a person who cheeses faggots? That's certainly what it sounds like... in which case it's not BM, it's just true!

Yung

United States727 Posts

July 10 2011 06:40 GMT

#1138

I was playing a masters terran that offraced to protoss, So we play 1st game he wins, we play second game he wins. Then we play the 3rd game and i see him going for a 3gate expand with no wall and ling roach all in him and win, he says "id say gg but i dont think it was" then "again?". So in game 4 he blocks my expo so i 14 pool speed and do a ling push, to see he had no units and kill most of his probes. He says "pft" then leaves and blocks me.

Kynareth

15 Posts

July 10 2011 07:21 GMT

#1139

Silver league-in'.
This guy had 2700 wins... apparently 2raxing/Bunker rushing is cheating

Edit: oh god why is the APM tab open don't laugh at me ;-;

Deleted User 101379

4849 Posts

July 10 2011 13:09 GMT

#1140

ZvT: I'm the red Zerg, he's the Blue Terran.

He opens with 2rax bunker push which manages to kill my natural hatch due to bad spinecrawler placement by me, then transitions into cloaked banshees which i scout and kill with my infestors. Then i drop a few lings, run 2 lings into his front, see his tanks are unsieged and run in and fungal everything to death while he is too busy with my drop to EMP the infestors with the ghosts he had.