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I've had a couple of odd ones in platnium league.
ZvZ, where he went 15 hatch 15 pool, and I went 13 pool, +1 speedlings. I roll his all but undefended base and then we have this conversation:
Him: You're pretty good at massing up one unit.
Me: ty
(game ends)
Him: also, learn fucking scarcasm.
Me: ????
*user is ignoring you*
And then there was a ZvP match, where he went one base colossus/stalker, expanded very late, and didn't upgrade, to my three base zergling infestor corruptor play.
In the early game, he kept poking out and losing stalkers to zerglings, and zealots to bainlings. He builds 3 colossus and rebuilds his stalker ball. I force an engegement, and use my infestors to NP all three colossus before killing them with corruptors. Without their support I trade my zerglings for his stalkers and remax with hydras (approx 40 of them) and just a-move them into his base.
Instead of a GG, he calls me a "lingfag"
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If you're a pro player, how are you 'fucking trash'. Hahaha, what a moron.
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On July 01 2011 01:38 SichuanPanda wrote:If you're a pro player, how are you 'fucking trash'. Hahaha, what a moron.
he's "trash" cause he contacted raging man. he made it clear ingame that he wasnt pro, there was no need to provoke later on. no amount of "sorry and ggwp" can change that. leave people alone after they loose a game, it's really low.
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On July 01 2011 01:41 snailz wrote:Show nested quote +On July 01 2011 01:38 SichuanPanda wrote:If you're a pro player, how are you 'fucking trash'. Hahaha, what a moron. he's "trash" cause he contacted raging man. he made it clear ingame that he wasnt pro, there was no need to provoke later on. no amount of "sorry and ggwp" can change that. leave people alone after they loose a game, it's really low.
How is it low? He didn't provoke him, he wanted to explain so the guy calms down... But yeah, leave ragers alone, not worth it to try to be nice to those scrubs.
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your Country52797 Posts
After my partners and I did no cheese in a 4v4, we eliminated every player 1 by 1 as they had no teamwork, slowly broke into the last guy's base (terran). Battlecruisers Operational?!
After we killed him, it turns out he had double FE'd to the island, so we killed the island. One word was unleashed in a semi-whisper, semi-loathing chat voice.
"scrub"
*has left the game!
It turns out after the game he ignored all of us. I knew that because back then, I had no clue what a scrub was and asked him.
*This player is ignoring you*
Poll: Are people calling people scrubs scrubs?This poll should not exist. (71) 57% Stop being a scrub. (39) 31% Yes. (11) 9% No. (3) 2% 124 total votes Your vote: Are people calling people scrubs scrubs? (Vote): No.
(Vote): Yes.
(Vote): Stop being a scrub.
(Vote): This poll should not exist.
This poll explains it all. No response should be compared to clicking a link to answer with a small number of words.
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On July 01 2011 00:16 RaveBomb wrote:
I've had a couple of odd ones in platnium league.
ZvZ, where he went 15 hatch 15 pool, and I went 13 pool, +1 speedlings. I roll his all but undefended base and then we have this conversation:
Him: You're pretty good at massing up one unit.
Me: ty
(game ends)
Him: also, learn fucking scarcasm.
Me: ????
*user is ignoring you*
And then there was a ZvP match, where he went one base colossus/stalker, expanded very late, and didn't upgrade, to my three base zergling infestor corruptor play.
In the early game, he kept poking out and losing stalkers to zerglings, and zealots to bainlings. He builds 3 colossus and rebuilds his stalker ball. I force an engegement, and use my infestors to NP all three colossus before killing them with corruptors. Without their support I trade my zerglings for his stalkers and remax with hydras (approx 40 of them) and just a-move them into his base.
Instead of a GG, he calls me a "lingfag"
What's so awesome about those? Calling someone a lingfag isn't confusing nor awesome.
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On July 01 2011 01:41 snailz wrote:Show nested quote +On July 01 2011 01:38 SichuanPanda wrote:If you're a pro player, how are you 'fucking trash'. Hahaha, what a moron. he's "trash" cause he contacted raging man. he made it clear ingame that he wasnt pro, there was no need to provoke later on. no amount of "sorry and ggwp" can change that. leave people alone after they loose a game, it's really low.
i think of the follow-up comments people have posted in this thread (that have inevitably incited more rage), this is one of the least offensive.
it's pretty tough to have someone have a go and you and insult you, end the game, and then just leave it there. not saying it's the best, to provoke people, but i can fully understand it.
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Best one I has was after cfestival nukIng a T on shakuras.
Player said "stfu noob using a ghost on me under 10 mins. That's gay. Know why else is gay? Ur name. Who the fuck names themselves after an enema?"
Lololololololol. So dumb.
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This guy ended up attempting to cannon rush me on talderim altar where I easily defended. Lulz ensued.
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your Country52797 Posts
2v2
*I ping my mothership* (mothership rush lololol)
*Ally ragequits*
*I win with mass sentries*
Edit: This was vs comps.
Another edit: 16 nexus into chargelot/sentry off of 2 base seems to work really well in ladder 2v2s.
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so we are on metalopolis, top side close air positions. this gold league toss with 723 wins (checked that later) does a 5 gate robo all in vs me at around 11:20.
i harassed him with speed reapers during the early and midgame and he was constantly on his toes. from 9:30 until his attack, nothing happened though, so i got a couple of dropships and decided to drop him with 2 ships, approx. 4 marauders, 3 reapers, 5 marines worth...so really not planning on dealing a killing blow, basically just hoping to catch him off guard. as my medivacs fly over, i notice a warp prism doing the same thing, headed to my main mineral line. i send the rest of my army (~8 marauders, ~2 marines, 2 tanks, 2 hellions) into there and put up another turret in case of dt warpin.
thats when his main force hits my completely undefended expo. it gets wiped out by immortals and gateway units, but i manage to snipe his drop with only 2 or 3 stimmed rines because of him not paying attention to his prism. in the meantime, my drop demolishes his main, itake out every probe and pylon, and while i'm at it, hell, take the rest of the base too. soon he is revealed, while he is sill fighting at my choke, having 2 immos, 1 zealot and 5 stalkers left, which prove to be too much for my defenses as i crumble and he starts attacking my production facilities. i lift my factory and main cc to float them into the top corner, and send my 20 remaining scvs into the opposing corner of the map, as i am floating 2000 overmins, its not that hard to put up a few command centers on the way over there. he didnt even chase the workers. so as i see a nexus going up in my former natural, i just load up my medivacs again to purge the last remeining scattered pylons from the map, which happens without any resistance (how could he have resisted, anyway?). then, as i have 3 cc's building and another one in the air, together with a floating factory, i decide to go in for the hell of it, land my stuff from the medivacs (i have two additional ones which got out last second before the starport died) and just focus fire the immortals, then the stalkers. then the zealot, weirdly losing only 3 reapers in the process. then he ragequits.
aftwerards, this conversation ensued. also, hilarity.
as i'm playing on the german client, "Ich" means "I", respectively, "me", and the other guy is named Kyle.
Ich: never basetrade a guy who has flying buildings, didnt they teach that in protoss primaries? Kyle hat die Verbindung wiederhergestellt. ―――――――――――――――― Kyle: STFU U LOW Kyle hat die Verbindung wiederhergestellt. Kyle: I would rape u and u drop all ur army in my base u faggot with luck Ich: lol u are just priceless :D Kyle: u just got the timing luck Ich: thats no luck, your attack at the front really caught me off guard. your only fault was trying a base trade with a terran Kyle: no if you decide to drop 30 sec later you loose u have to wait the guy attack for drop in base and flying building for win coz u cant take the fight u not terran campaign player for nothing o/ Ich: well i fucked your army right up the rectum when i came back if i remember correctly Kyle: sure I cant repop idiot Ich: and you ragequit without a gg cause you were probably too busy throwing your keyboard aaround i couldnt either? you killed my rax and everthing? Kyle: wow sure ill not gg a poor guy I pwn in statistic and who to gly for win and who do a poor full maraudeur build Ich: lol statistic you even thinking ur the bomb with ur pathetic 723 wins in GOLD LEAGUE get it together were both trash Kyle: so? Ich: youre nothing special neither am i but you try so desperately its funny Kyle: no but i'm better than you and u win coz u fag Ich: lulz Kyle: thats i mean ;à Ich: this is so going up on tl.net i am rofling as hard as never in my life concerning sc2 Kyle: rofl u can try to look funny Next time try to kill my observer after 10 mins of game u can paste it too  Ich: well you ran the second one right into my turret mr. wannabe naniwa Kyle: i know but that dont change u mad and u win just coz u made a drop when i attacked u (drop with 80% or ur army = 4-5 marau) without tank imba I lost 0 units lmao Btw,honestly,i was rly thinking u was bad,and you are say : ty for fly building or i loose coz i have to trade base coz i'm out macro Ich: you were all in you didnt have a sceond base so shut the hell up about macro Kyle: wow you can build it and ur base and downed it 30 sec well build it on ur base ( safe ) terran dont know play they just flood M M like retard go meca low Die Verbindung von Kyle wurde unterbrochen.(Conntection was lost)
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On July 02 2011 09:59 Semtext wrote:so we are on metalopolis, top side close air positions. this gold league toss with 723 wins (checked that later) does a 5 gate robo all in vs me at around 11:20. i harassed him with speed reapers during the early and midgame and he was constantly on his toes. from 9:30 until his attack, nothing happened though, so i got a couple of dropships and decided to drop him with 2 ships, approx. 4 marauders, 3 reapers, 5 marines worth...so really not planning on dealing a killing blow, basically just hoping to catch him off guard. as my medivacs fly over, i notice a warp prism doing the same thing, headed to my main mineral line. i send the rest of my army (~8 marauders, ~2 marines, 2 tanks, 2 hellions) into there and put up another turret in case of dt warpin. thats when his main force hits my completely undefended expo. it gets wiped out by immortals and gateway units, but i manage to snipe his drop with only 2 or 3 stimmed rines because of him not paying attention to his prism. in the meantime, my drop demolishes his main, itake out every probe and pylon, and while i'm at it, hell, take the rest of the base too. soon he is revealed, while he is sill fighting at my choke, having 2 immos, 1 zealot and 5 stalkers left, which prove to be too much for my defenses as i crumble and he starts attacking my production facilities. i lift my factory and main cc to float them into the top corner, and send my 20 remaining scvs into the opposing corner of the map, as i am floating 2000 overmins, its not that hard to put up a few command centers on the way over there. he didnt even chase the workers. so as i see a nexus going up in my former natural, i just load up my medivacs again to purge the last remeining scattered pylons from the map, which happens without any resistance (how could he have resisted, anyway?). then, as i have 3 cc's building and another one in the air, together with a floating factory, i decide to go in for the hell of it, land my stuff from the medivacs (i have two additional ones which got out last second before the starport died) and just focus fire the immortals, then the stalkers. then the zealot, weirdly losing only 3 reapers in the process. then he ragequits. aftwerards, this conversation ensued. also, hilarity. as i'm playing on the german client, "Ich" means "I", respectively, "me", and the other guy is named Kyle. Show nested quote +Ich: never basetrade a guy who has flying buildings, didnt they teach that in protoss primaries? Kyle hat die Verbindung wiederhergestellt. ―――――――――――――――― Kyle: STFU U LOW Kyle hat die Verbindung wiederhergestellt. Kyle: I would rape u and u drop all ur army in my base u faggot with luck Ich: lol u are just priceless :D Kyle: u just got the timing luck Ich: thats no luck, your attack at the front really caught me off guard. your only fault was trying a base trade with a terran Kyle: no if you decide to drop 30 sec later you loose u have to wait the guy attack for drop in base and flying building for win coz u cant take the fight u not terran campaign player for nothing o/ Ich: well i fucked your army right up the rectum when i came back if i remember correctly Kyle: sure I cant repop idiot Ich: and you ragequit without a gg cause you were probably too busy throwing your keyboard aaround i couldnt either? you killed my rax and everthing? Kyle: wow sure ill not gg a poor guy I pwn in statistic and who to gly for win and who do a poor full maraudeur build Ich: lol statistic you even thinking ur the bomb with ur pathetic 723 wins in GOLD LEAGUE get it together were both trash Kyle: so? Ich: youre nothing special neither am i but you try so desperately its funny Kyle: no but i'm better than you and u win coz u fag Ich: lulz Kyle: thats i mean ;à Ich: this is so going up on tl.net i am rofling as hard as never in my life concerning sc2 Kyle: rofl u can try to look funny Next time try to kill my observer after 10 mins of game u can paste it too Ich: well you ran the second one right into my turret mr. wannabe naniwa Kyle: i know but that dont change u mad and u win just coz u made a drop when i attacked u (drop with 80% or ur army = 4-5 marau) without tank imba I lost 0 units lmao Btw,honestly,i was rly thinking u was bad,and you are say : ty for fly building or i loose coz i have to trade base coz i'm out macro Ich: you were all in you didnt have a sceond base so shut the hell up about macro Kyle: wow you can build it and ur base and downed it 30 sec well build it on ur base ( safe ) terran dont know play they just flood M M like retard go meca low Die Verbindung von Kyle wurde unterbrochen.(Conntection was lost)
SO you BM'ed him by messaging him after the game, not really awesome/confusing.
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Don't you love being BM'ed for playing your race by a 1 trick pony guy (3rax) and then raged when his 1 trick didn't worked?
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I didn't play good this game, wasted so many resourses and was sloppy with the upgrades, but I won cause this guy isn't very good at macroing as you can see from his trust fund and the fact he built 30 workers all game.
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I say gg right before a loss in nexus wars. This guy says "suck it @#%$" (he being on the 2 side of a 2v3 and winning). The follow hilarity ensues:
You: why so bm?
Grampaflower has reconnected.
Grampaflower: suck it bithc
You: u won
Grampaflower: so jealous
You: no, I said gg
u just bm
no reasno
Grampaflower: ur jealous
dont rage quit bro
u mad bro?1
You: I didn't
I waited till the end
i said gg
that's not rage nor quite
y so mad you win?
Grampaflower: wow u r so mad bro!
how does it feel?!
nice belt buckle bro
keep crying!@#$%
You: you no this is going on team liquid right?
Grampaflower: YOU MAd BRO!!!?!?!?
You: rofl
keep it comin
Grampaflower: CRY ABOUT IT BABY BACK !@#$%!
You: I'm seriously almost in tears... LAUGHING
Grampaflower: u better cry !@#$%
You: hahaha
so good keep feeding the trolls plz
congrats on winning 2v3 btw, nice comeback
Grampaflower: DONT BE JEALOUS BRA
You: hahahhahaha
Grampaflower: bet ur quivering in ur granny panties
EDIT: to be fair, I messaged him looking for something like this to post.
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On July 03 2011 08:51 HypertonicHydroponic wrote:I say gg right before a loss in nexus wars. This guy says "suck it @#%$" (he being on the 2 side of a 2v3 and winning). The follow hilarity ensues: You: why so bm? Grampaflower has reconnected. Grampaflower: suck it bithc You: u won Grampaflower: so jealous You: no, I said gg u just bm no reasno Grampaflower: ur jealous dont rage quit bro u mad bro?1 You: I didn't I waited till the end i said gg that's not rage nor quite y so mad you win? Grampaflower: wow u r so mad bro! how does it feel?! nice belt buckle bro keep crying!@#$% You: you no this is going on team liquid right? Grampaflower: YOU MAd BRO!!!?!?!? You: rofl keep it comin Grampaflower: CRY ABOUT IT BABY BACK !@#$%! You: I'm seriously almost in tears... LAUGHING Grampaflower: u better cry !@#$% You: hahaha so good keep feeding the trolls plz congrats on winning 2v3 btw, nice comeback Grampaflower: DONT BE JEALOUS BRA You: hahahhahaha Grampaflower: bet ur quivering in ur granny panties EDIT: to be fair, I messaged him looking for something like this to post.
LOL thats funny. to be fair i think its acceptable to message someone who is being a douchebag for no reason. nice one.
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On July 03 2011 00:13 Cokefreak wrote:Show nested quote +On July 02 2011 09:59 Semtext wrote:so we are on metalopolis, top side close air positions. this gold league toss with 723 wins (checked that later) does a 5 gate robo all in vs me at around 11:20. i harassed him with speed reapers during the early and midgame and he was constantly on his toes. from 9:30 until his attack, nothing happened though, so i got a couple of dropships and decided to drop him with 2 ships, approx. 4 marauders, 3 reapers, 5 marines worth...so really not planning on dealing a killing blow, basically just hoping to catch him off guard. as my medivacs fly over, i notice a warp prism doing the same thing, headed to my main mineral line. i send the rest of my army (~8 marauders, ~2 marines, 2 tanks, 2 hellions) into there and put up another turret in case of dt warpin. thats when his main force hits my completely undefended expo. it gets wiped out by immortals and gateway units, but i manage to snipe his drop with only 2 or 3 stimmed rines because of him not paying attention to his prism. in the meantime, my drop demolishes his main, itake out every probe and pylon, and while i'm at it, hell, take the rest of the base too. soon he is revealed, while he is sill fighting at my choke, having 2 immos, 1 zealot and 5 stalkers left, which prove to be too much for my defenses as i crumble and he starts attacking my production facilities. i lift my factory and main cc to float them into the top corner, and send my 20 remaining scvs into the opposing corner of the map, as i am floating 2000 overmins, its not that hard to put up a few command centers on the way over there. he didnt even chase the workers. so as i see a nexus going up in my former natural, i just load up my medivacs again to purge the last remeining scattered pylons from the map, which happens without any resistance (how could he have resisted, anyway?). then, as i have 3 cc's building and another one in the air, together with a floating factory, i decide to go in for the hell of it, land my stuff from the medivacs (i have two additional ones which got out last second before the starport died) and just focus fire the immortals, then the stalkers. then the zealot, weirdly losing only 3 reapers in the process. then he ragequits. aftwerards, this conversation ensued. also, hilarity. as i'm playing on the german client, "Ich" means "I", respectively, "me", and the other guy is named Kyle. Ich: never basetrade a guy who has flying buildings, didnt they teach that in protoss primaries? Kyle hat die Verbindung wiederhergestellt. ―――――――――――――――― Kyle: STFU U LOW Kyle hat die Verbindung wiederhergestellt. Kyle: I would rape u and u drop all ur army in my base u faggot with luck Ich: lol u are just priceless :D Kyle: u just got the timing luck Ich: thats no luck, your attack at the front really caught me off guard. your only fault was trying a base trade with a terran Kyle: no if you decide to drop 30 sec later you loose u have to wait the guy attack for drop in base and flying building for win coz u cant take the fight u not terran campaign player for nothing o/ Ich: well i fucked your army right up the rectum when i came back if i remember correctly Kyle: sure I cant repop idiot Ich: and you ragequit without a gg cause you were probably too busy throwing your keyboard aaround i couldnt either? you killed my rax and everthing? Kyle: wow sure ill not gg a poor guy I pwn in statistic and who to gly for win and who do a poor full maraudeur build Ich: lol statistic you even thinking ur the bomb with ur pathetic 723 wins in GOLD LEAGUE get it together were both trash Kyle: so? Ich: youre nothing special neither am i but you try so desperately its funny Kyle: no but i'm better than you and u win coz u fag Ich: lulz Kyle: thats i mean ;à Ich: this is so going up on tl.net i am rofling as hard as never in my life concerning sc2 Kyle: rofl u can try to look funny Next time try to kill my observer after 10 mins of game u can paste it too Ich: well you ran the second one right into my turret mr. wannabe naniwa Kyle: i know but that dont change u mad and u win just coz u made a drop when i attacked u (drop with 80% or ur army = 4-5 marau) without tank imba I lost 0 units lmao Btw,honestly,i was rly thinking u was bad,and you are say : ty for fly building or i loose coz i have to trade base coz i'm out macro Ich: you were all in you didnt have a sceond base so shut the hell up about macro Kyle: wow you can build it and ur base and downed it 30 sec well build it on ur base ( safe ) terran dont know play they just flood M M like retard go meca low Die Verbindung von Kyle wurde unterbrochen.(Conntection was lost) SO you BM'ed him by messaging him after the game, not really awesome/confusing.
The irony, you didnt showcase his BM at all semtext
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I think 2v2 gets the best BM, because elitists are way more funny than ragers. As a primer, once again in a 2v2 my mate and I got rocked, but we're silver and we know we're not good so it's all water under the bridge. The other team cleaned up our army and started trash-talking whilst we scattered hatcheries and supply depots around the map because we were, to quote the poet himself, "mad" and "so baf".
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On June 24 2011 20:41 Dillinger88 wrote:Yay for being in bronze league! Me (Z) vs GordonRamsay (P), he early expands and I scout it so I quickly tech to roaches to pressure. He shouts and rages about me 'massing' roaches, all the while I'm teching and expanding to 3 bases. He leaves and then proceeds to flame me for 20 minutes. I think I was nice enough  . Transcript: GordonRamsay: you !@#$ing lame retard GordonRamsay has reconnected. You: Hahaha, you got so outplayed it's hil;arious GordonRamsay: wow look i play zerg i can only make one unit !@#$ing noob l2p You: Believe what you want. You just looking like an !@#$. GordonRamsay: dude you just a noob making mass roaches all you can doo You: it's called pressuring with tier one units well get up expansions GordonRamsay: ye right tier one lol plz you suck You: says the guy who lost by being too greedy expanding off one gateway after being scouted GordonRamsay: i dont make one unit noob You: I saw stalkers and zealots, that's it.../ GordonRamsay: i can play this game i can make more than one unit You: I made lings and roaches, that's two GordonRamsay: so? zerg = lame race You: in your opinion. GordonRamsay: still you suck You: well you lost, so... GordonRamsay: ye beacuse you are retarded and can only make one unit You: Ok. You beaten by a retard, then. GordonRamsay: omg -.- You: Well have a good day. GordonRamsay: l2p you fat kid *Ten minutes later* GordonRamsay: you suck You: Haha. Replay: http://www.sc2replayed.com/replay-videos/6746It really boosts my ego to stomp a guy so hard they rage. :D
rofl, out-logic'd
You: Ok. You beaten by a retard, then.
GordonRamsay: omg -.-
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My name brings on the hate
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Next 3 images are from a game where me and my friend were 6 pooled and cannon rushed. Hilarious win.
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