EPTHis 2rax didn't go so smoothly, and I remained in head for pretty much the entire game. Still, he wasn't happy
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FFxO
United States11 Posts
His 2rax didn't go so smoothly, and I remained in head for pretty much the entire game. Still, he wasn't happy | ||
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iGX
Australia414 Posts
On May 06 2012 09:28 scypio wrote: I've been thinking for a while about the TvP matchup and the way it is meant to be played. Blizzard says: "terran has to do damage in the early/mid game otherwise he should be at a disadvantage". OK then, I scrapped my FE build in favor of an experimental 2-1-1 fast-medivac fast-stim timing. So... let's meet our diamond toss opponent. He does not really scout what I do, just goes for a double expand off one gate. At 08:50 barbarians are at the gates: What kind of army do you need to deal with 20 marines, 4 medivacs and 4 marauders with stim? 5 stalkers should do the trick, don't you think? Oh wait... Whoops, both expansions die. How is that fair? Certainly, it's the terrans fault! Well, I guess now we are kinda even, we both sit on one base and my enemy even has two more probes. I did the required mid-game damage, yay! 5 minutes later: Aaah, the joy of playing terran the blizzard way. So much love i can see your opponent was bm'ing you but your gloating in this post is pretty obnoxious. | ||
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blacksheepwall
China1530 Posts
CONTEXT: Met the same guy twice in a row on ladder, first game he cannon rused me so the next game I proxy 2-Gated him. He was not happy. I found it hilarious how mad he got about me cheesing him when he cannon rushed me the previous game. I get a little obnoxious near the end, I guess, but this is only a sample of the stuff the guy was saying. ![[image loading]](http://imgclean.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Screenshot2012-05-06-15_40_03.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://imgclean.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Screenshot2012-05-06-15_41_14.jpg) | ||
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-eXalt
United States462 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/DE8Ns.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/6doTd.jpg) then later on I played him again on a different account / different race: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/0d6s8.jpg) and he still thinks i'm hacking! he's really paranoid about map hackers i guess LOL | ||
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MShaw006
United States74 Posts
On May 05 2012 04:28 dUTtrOACh wrote: I remember laughing pretty hard at this: 12/14 barracks on Metropolis catches this guy way out of position while he's proxying for a 4 gate. Let the raging commence! Keep in mind, the first thing he says all game is the gg. It was because he ignored my GL HF that he got 2 raxxed, to begin with. It actually got to the point where I was being a bit of an ass, but he was just dropping pure gold on me. I couldn't resist. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/UjACf.jpg) I love that he readily accepts that you have a bigger dick than him. | ||
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baldgye
United Kingdom1100 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/hP7s9.jpg) the only text cropped off that image is the first and last thing he said which was; "lol" and "running" ...after the game and untill I was about 20mins into the following game, he contiuned to berate me about how he had given me the win and allowed me to win, followed by demands for a rematch and abuse. Alas he ignoored me before I could finish the game I was in and beat him again. He was also in Gold league 1v1, yet claimed to be in diamond... which was midly amusing. | ||
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Paincarnate
115 Posts
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ndreamer
Australia43 Posts
On May 07 2012 15:34 Paincarnate wrote: that's awesome. | ||
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Simberto
Germany11686 Posts
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Dzerzhinsky
Scotland327 Posts
Context: He Forge expands, I do a big bio-mech push at 14 minutes while securing my third, he loses. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/0a25N.png?1?6229) Edit: after no response for ages he said: Illias: )Illias has reconnected. Illias: you don't understand starcraft | ||
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Ironsights
United States196 Posts
Zerg Roach Rushes off of one base. I scout it coming and adapt my 2port banshee to hold it. Deal terrible, terrible damage to the zerg, expand, turtle, win with battlecruiser viking. Throughout the game the zerg trashes me via chat. I finally respond at the end. After the game, he messages me and rages for quite some time. I feed the troll out of boredome. Posting all of this simply because I laughed quite a lot over it. chat log: + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i49.tinypic.com/nltze1.jpg) After game chat (I bm some here and this got pretty long winded, just an fyi.) + Show Spoiler + Mastodon: i just don't play terran Mastodon has reconnected. Mastodon: terribad turtle how many missile turrets were droppde that game? 90? You: sorry roach rush into mass muta failed you i countered your strat, sorry Mastodon: sorry silver gold plat no surprise LO L you've played for 7 seasons You: beat you didnt i Mastodon: and can't break gold feel sorry for you 7 seasons You: Mastodon: you've played this game since it was released and you're gold do you have down syndrome or autism? You: nope Mastodon: SEVEN seasons and gold wow. You: just a job and a wife and not much game time Mastodon: DUDE YOU GOT A WIFE? HOLY FUC K like anyone gives a shit no wonder you're gold You: just saying Mastodon: neckbeard You: i like sex more than starcraft Mastodon: just saying 7 season gold you like sex so much you got married how old are you 20 or 40? You: sorry it gets in the way of me improving Mastodon: it's hilarious either way You: you all in'd me i held it and countered you GG Mastodon: I COUNTERED BY PLAYING TERRAN MAKING 40 MISSILE TURRETS 9 PLANETARY SEVEN SEASON GOLD LOL You: umadbro? Mastodon: NO BRO I HAVE A WIFE U? You: double ds all day erry day Mastodon: your wife is fat LOL You: how did those broodlords work out for you? Mastodon: how does it feel to see people laugh You: how about those mutas? Mastodon: everytime they meet your wife behind her back because you married a fat fuck? You: did that corruptor tech switch with no upgrades help? Mastodon: does it hurt You: just wondering... Mastodon: or do you get used to it? like You: feels good actually Mastodon: if my wife ever weighed 250+ i would kill myself but you manage to get by don't you You: my wife is half my weight, and im 220 so ya Mastodon: i'm sure she is You: try again home skillet Mastodon: you're a neckbeard You: na Mastodon: your wife has a thicker stache than you do You: i got mutton chops Mastodon: and weights a bit more guaranteed or does she play wow and had acne problems her whole life? can never tell with seven season golds You: i was plat a time or two Mastodon: it's rare you find someone jut so bad justU* just** You: so bad that i beat you Mastodon: so bad that you beat someone who quit for 1.5 years /BRAVO You: tell me something broski Mastodon: GUYS THIS GUY HAS A WIFE AND BEAT SOMEONE WITH TURTLE LOL You: how does it feel to LOSE to a seven season gold Mastodon: SO BAD I TAKE 50-60 MINUTE GAMES i would be mad You: 35 minute game Mastodon: but then you're playing terran so what can i say You: and you LOST to a turtle Mastodon: LOl YOU MEAN I CAN BEAT 9 PLANETARY 40 MISSILE TURRETS IF I FEEL LIKE PLAYING A 2 HOUR GAME you're so stupid, wow. You: infestor brood might have worked Mastodon: i feel bad for your inbred child. You: oncei stopped making banshees, you could have massed roach and done some damage Mastodon: i feel bad. for your inbred child. You: i bet you do Mastodon: i really do You: id feel bad to if i lost that badly then got out witted by a superior troll Mastodon: i'd feel bad for just being a seven season gold You: your life must just totally fail Mastodon: NAW MAN I GOT A WIFE hahahahhahahhahaha look at you I FEEL BAD CAUSE UR NOT A GOOD TROLL yet you're here talking to me telling me you have a wife proving yourself LOL faggot You: only once Mastodon: PROVE YOURSELF You: it was for gas money Mastodon: YOU SEVEN SEASON GOLD PROVE YOURSELF You: and it was a little one Mastodon: TELL ME MORE You: does that still make me a faggot? Mastodon: it makes you a seven season gold You: oh thats good i dont mind being gold Mastodon: actually it's pretty bad You: a faggot is just too hot for me Mastodon: doesn't make it any less shitty You: all that fire Mastodon: lol you're so clever You:  Mastodon: HE'S SO CLEVER GUYS HE WAS A WIFE TOO LOL You: awww, are you still talking to your imaginary friends? thats cute Mastodon: DATS CUTE HE HAS A WIFE DATS CUTE ^_^ I MET MY WIFE ON WOW ^_^ You: ah that explains a bit Mastodon: ^______________^ HE HAS A WIFE GUYS HE MET HER OVER WOW %_% SEVEN SEASON GOLD STILL PROVING HIMSELF TO ME LOL You: i think your record is stuck, you seem to be repeating yourself Mastodon: and yet you're still talking to me You: would you like me to help you mock me? Mastodon: LOL naw i gotta get back to fucking my 220 wife You: enjoy that Mastodon: then turtling some 70 minute games brb You: try to avoid the herpes Mastodon: i'm sure you're familiar in that department thanks for the life tip You: very it itches so very, very often Mastodon: LOL GUYS HE'S BEING CLEVER AGAIN i feel so fucking bad for you, honestly You: thank you i need the pity Mastodon: clearly you do if you're proving yourself to me You: it makes it less likely that i slash at my wrsts Mastodon: you just can't hit the ignore button or go do your super hot wife you just have to sit here and prove yourself to a random You: why, why would i ignore you, im laughing out loud Mastodon: becasue you're life is a failure i'm sure you are You: it is pretty fail my hot wife my good job Mastodon: tell me more You: my nice littly house Mastodon: do you have a nice house? do you have kids? You: not yet Mastodon: when you do just know that they will hate their life if there dad is this stupid You: oh, that i know Mastodon: oh of course you do just agree with me You: i promised myself that years ago Mastodon: pretend you'rew inning yet you're still here talking to me while i tab back into porn to jack off You: enjoy her, rosy palms is every mans dream girl from time to time Mastodon: jut warming up for my super hot wife AMIRITE in my nice little house LOL You: basically Mastodon: hick? You: you have to jack it first so you last longer Mastodon: hick? You: half half hick, half nerd hence, nick Mastodon: definitely inbred then You: definately my mother is my sister and my daddy drinks too much Mastodon: clever LOL You: Mastodon: you're too funny ironsights You: its a school night, shouldnt you be off to bed soon? Mastodon: you're so clever, it's like my first time hearing all these jokes You: im sure it is Mastodon: why You: you will get used to them though Mastodon: i can sit here and waste your time You: its what grown ups do Mastodon: do what? get trolled? or turtle? You: both Mastodon: explains why you're so good at receiving it then You: i do take it like a champ all night long for 20 dollars interested? Mastodon: holy fuck. you are just a sad person.. You: i know you are the last person i am going to talk to Mastodon: i feel like i'm talking to a smart ass 13 year old with these jokes You: once you leave, i will kill myself Mastodon: if only you would i sincerely wish you would kill yourself You: make you a deal Mastodon: i don't know you, but i really hope you do i know you won't, you're being funny right now You: you kill yourself in one hour, and ill do the same Mastodon: but i honestly You: we will die together, and become death brothers Mastodon: wish you die i don't care how it happens You: and then we can go a haunting Mastodon: i just hope you die so no one You: start practicing your ghost wails, ok? Mastodon: ever hsa to hear you talk You: bbooooooooo! Mastodon: becasue you're that annoying man that whenever he opens his mouth You: scary right? Mastodon: everyone just facepalms and sighs for knowing you with these moronic jokes You: hmmm Mastodon: everyone is embarrassed to know you everyone would cry at your funeral You: how do i type a slow, agonized moan? Mastodon: to not make it so embarassing but everyone everyone. would be glad You: uuuuuuugggggahaaahhhhhhhh Mastodon: no one likes people like you You: hmmm Mastodon: FOR 20 DOLLARS AMIRITE GUYS? HAHAHAHAHAHHA You: did that work...could you feel it? Mastodon: that's you irl you're the faggot everyone hates but won't admit cause they feel so bad so please, do me and all your friends a favor and just kill yourself and don't ever have a kid Mastodon has disconnected. And a replay if anyone wants to see it: http://drop.sc/174749 | ||
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SugaredZeon
Italy18 Posts
On May 08 2012 14:41 Ironsights wrote: Gold v Gold T v Z on Metalopolis. Zerg Roach Rushes off of one base. I scout it coming and adapt my 2port banshee to hold it. Deal terrible, terrible damage to the zerg, expand, turtle, win with battlecruiser viking. Throughout the game the zerg trashes me via chat. I finally respond at the end. After the game, he messages me and rages for quite some time. I feed the troll out of boredome. Posting all of this simply because I laughed quite a lot over it. chat log: + Show Spoiler + After game chat (I bm some here and this got pretty long winded, just an fyi.) + Show Spoiler + Mastodon: i just don't play terran Mastodon has reconnected. Mastodon: terribad turtle how many missile turrets were droppde that game? 90? You: sorry roach rush into mass muta failed you i countered your strat, sorry Mastodon: sorry silver gold plat no surprise LO L you've played for 7 seasons You: beat you didnt i Mastodon: and can't break gold feel sorry for you 7 seasons You: Mastodon: you've played this game since it was released and you're gold do you have down syndrome or autism? You: nope Mastodon: SEVEN seasons and gold wow. You: just a job and a wife and not much game time Mastodon: DUDE YOU GOT A WIFE? HOLY FUC K like anyone gives a shit no wonder you're gold You: just saying Mastodon: neckbeard You: i like sex more than starcraft Mastodon: just saying 7 season gold you like sex so much you got married how old are you 20 or 40? You: sorry it gets in the way of me improving Mastodon: it's hilarious either way You: you all in'd me i held it and countered you GG Mastodon: I COUNTERED BY PLAYING TERRAN MAKING 40 MISSILE TURRETS 9 PLANETARY SEVEN SEASON GOLD LOL You: umadbro? Mastodon: NO BRO I HAVE A WIFE U? You: double ds all day erry day Mastodon: your wife is fat LOL You: how did those broodlords work out for you? Mastodon: how does it feel to see people laugh You: how about those mutas? Mastodon: everytime they meet your wife behind her back because you married a fat fuck? You: did that corruptor tech switch with no upgrades help? Mastodon: does it hurt You: just wondering... Mastodon: or do you get used to it? like You: feels good actually Mastodon: if my wife ever weighed 250+ i would kill myself but you manage to get by don't you You: my wife is half my weight, and im 220 so ya Mastodon: i'm sure she is You: try again home skillet Mastodon: you're a neckbeard You: na Mastodon: your wife has a thicker stache than you do You: i got mutton chops Mastodon: and weights a bit more guaranteed or does she play wow and had acne problems her whole life? can never tell with seven season golds You: i was plat a time or two Mastodon: it's rare you find someone jut so bad justU* just** You: so bad that i beat you Mastodon: so bad that you beat someone who quit for 1.5 years /BRAVO You: tell me something broski Mastodon: GUYS THIS GUY HAS A WIFE AND BEAT SOMEONE WITH TURTLE LOL You: how does it feel to LOSE to a seven season gold Mastodon: SO BAD I TAKE 50-60 MINUTE GAMES i would be mad You: 35 minute game Mastodon: but then you're playing terran so what can i say You: and you LOST to a turtle Mastodon: LOl YOU MEAN I CAN BEAT 9 PLANETARY 40 MISSILE TURRETS IF I FEEL LIKE PLAYING A 2 HOUR GAME you're so stupid, wow. You: infestor brood might have worked Mastodon: i feel bad for your inbred child. You: oncei stopped making banshees, you could have massed roach and done some damage Mastodon: i feel bad. for your inbred child. You: i bet you do Mastodon: i really do You: id feel bad to if i lost that badly then got out witted by a superior troll Mastodon: i'd feel bad for just being a seven season gold You: your life must just totally fail Mastodon: NAW MAN I GOT A WIFE hahahahhahahhahaha look at you I FEEL BAD CAUSE UR NOT A GOOD TROLL yet you're here talking to me telling me you have a wife proving yourself LOL faggot You: only once Mastodon: PROVE YOURSELF You: it was for gas money Mastodon: YOU SEVEN SEASON GOLD PROVE YOURSELF You: and it was a little one Mastodon: TELL ME MORE You: does that still make me a faggot? Mastodon: it makes you a seven season gold You: oh thats good i dont mind being gold Mastodon: actually it's pretty bad You: a faggot is just too hot for me Mastodon: doesn't make it any less shitty You: all that fire Mastodon: lol you're so clever You: Mastodon: HE'S SO CLEVER GUYS HE WAS A WIFE TOO LOL You: awww, are you still talking to your imaginary friends? thats cute Mastodon: DATS CUTE HE HAS A WIFE DATS CUTE ^_^ I MET MY WIFE ON WOW ^_^ You: ah that explains a bit Mastodon: ^______________^ HE HAS A WIFE GUYS HE MET HER OVER WOW %_% SEVEN SEASON GOLD STILL PROVING HIMSELF TO ME LOL You: i think your record is stuck, you seem to be repeating yourself Mastodon: and yet you're still talking to me You: would you like me to help you mock me? Mastodon: LOL naw i gotta get back to fucking my 220 wife You: enjoy that Mastodon: then turtling some 70 minute games brb You: try to avoid the herpes Mastodon: i'm sure you're familiar in that department thanks for the life tip You: very it itches so very, very often Mastodon: LOL GUYS HE'S BEING CLEVER AGAIN i feel so fucking bad for you, honestly You: thank you i need the pity Mastodon: clearly you do if you're proving yourself to me You: it makes it less likely that i slash at my wrsts Mastodon: you just can't hit the ignore button or go do your super hot wife you just have to sit here and prove yourself to a random You: why, why would i ignore you, im laughing out loud Mastodon: becasue you're life is a failure i'm sure you are You: it is pretty fail my hot wife my good job Mastodon: tell me more You: my nice littly house Mastodon: do you have a nice house? do you have kids? You: not yet Mastodon: when you do just know that they will hate their life if there dad is this stupid You: oh, that i know Mastodon: oh of course you do just agree with me You: i promised myself that years ago Mastodon: pretend you'rew inning yet you're still here talking to me while i tab back into porn to jack off You: enjoy her, rosy palms is every mans dream girl from time to time Mastodon: jut warming up for my super hot wife AMIRITE in my nice little house LOL You: basically Mastodon: hick? You: you have to jack it first so you last longer Mastodon: hick? You: half half hick, half nerd hence, nick Mastodon: definitely inbred then You: definately my mother is my sister and my daddy drinks too much Mastodon: clever LOL You: Mastodon: you're too funny ironsights You: its a school night, shouldnt you be off to bed soon? Mastodon: you're so clever, it's like my first time hearing all these jokes You: im sure it is Mastodon: why You: you will get used to them though Mastodon: i can sit here and waste your time You: its what grown ups do Mastodon: do what? get trolled? or turtle? You: both Mastodon: explains why you're so good at receiving it then You: i do take it like a champ all night long for 20 dollars interested? Mastodon: holy fuck. you are just a sad person.. You: i know you are the last person i am going to talk to Mastodon: i feel like i'm talking to a smart ass 13 year old with these jokes You: once you leave, i will kill myself Mastodon: if only you would i sincerely wish you would kill yourself You: make you a deal Mastodon: i don't know you, but i really hope you do i know you won't, you're being funny right now You: you kill yourself in one hour, and ill do the same Mastodon: but i honestly You: we will die together, and become death brothers Mastodon: wish you die i don't care how it happens You: and then we can go a haunting Mastodon: i just hope you die so no one You: start practicing your ghost wails, ok? Mastodon: ever hsa to hear you talk You: bbooooooooo! Mastodon: becasue you're that annoying man that whenever he opens his mouth You: scary right? Mastodon: everyone just facepalms and sighs for knowing you with these moronic jokes You: hmmm Mastodon: everyone is embarrassed to know you everyone would cry at your funeral You: how do i type a slow, agonized moan? Mastodon: to not make it so embarassing but everyone everyone. would be glad You: uuuuuuugggggahaaahhhhhhhh Mastodon: no one likes people like you You: hmmm Mastodon: FOR 20 DOLLARS AMIRITE GUYS? HAHAHAHAHAHHA You: did that work...could you feel it? Mastodon: that's you irl you're the faggot everyone hates but won't admit cause they feel so bad so please, do me and all your friends a favor and just kill yourself and don't ever have a kid Mastodon has disconnected. And a replay if anyone wants to see it: http://drop.sc/174749 Man, you earned my respect! | ||
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Nisyax
Netherlands756 Posts
Nothing was said the entire game, not even a GL/HF (wasn't too happy with zerg opponent). Killed his first overlord with my first marine since it was in the middle of the map. He stole my gas with his scout drone, For the entire game he did not scout anything, the only things he knew where my initial wallover, the depo wall at my natural, and that I had a third base. His reaction at the end of the game ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/1Tzu9.jpg) His masterplan, and what he dicided to combat (my reinforcements) my setup with (mass muta vs mass thor), the force left over from my main army was holding his base under siege. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/2i2aW.jpg) When I wanted to say "get scouting done" after the game ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/oZpxP.jpg) Basically beating someone in a 1v1 game on ladder opens you up to insults and ignore (even though I never spoke a word to him didn't do anything rude or whatsoever), I had a good laugh | ||
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imanoobcs
184 Posts
On May 02 2012 15:10 Froadac wrote: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/AEGVJl.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/GJmrGl.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/HDfVGl.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/LeiD3l.jpg) Also note army values. LOL, one of my favorite lines.... why would you pressure? I wish i played people like this. | ||
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OmegaKnetus
Germany431 Posts
So he goes for pro one base mutas, now try to find the error in this picture: + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/UuWi3.png) After I fended off his fierce 2 muta attack at the 15 minute mark I move out to kill him + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/dOqy7.png) + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/s3Oik.png) + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/tTlHw.png) clearly this isn't starcraft what was I thinking, better search for some proper lol strategies ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | ||
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Poltergeist-
Sweden336 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/zkIVk.jpg) I might add that I was the one doing all the attacking the whole game  | ||
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geokilla
Canada8244 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/xwOr1.jpg) http://drop.sc/175154 | ||
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baldgye
United Kingdom1100 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/QjqVC.jpg) but the rage always makes me chuckle | ||
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DurandaL917
United States92 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i46.tinypic.com/1j10k1.jpg) after a short dance between the probe and drone, I missed my pylon block ![[image loading]](http://i50.tinypic.com/24livye.png) my forge was done and he seemed to busy insulting me to notice I hadn't canceled the pylon ![[image loading]](http://i45.tinypic.com/an1mj7.png) By the time he sent drones, I was easily able to wall the cannon off and force a cancel He was real quiet after that until the end of the game when he let this beauty loose into the world ![[image loading]](http://i50.tinypic.com/nvyzyd.png ) ![[image loading]](http://i48.tinypic.com/2md5j68.png) made my day thank you OneSteezyFck | ||
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Servius_Fulvius
United States947 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/j1KCk.png) ![[image loading]](http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z310/j5bruno/nipples.png) I'm speechless | ||
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