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FFxO
Profile Joined May 2011
United States11 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-06 02:12:18
May 06 2012 02:11 GMT
#3541
http://drop.sc/173114

His 2rax didn't go so smoothly, and I remained in head for pretty much the entire game. Still, he wasn't happy

[image loading]
l33t.
iGX
Profile Joined June 2010
Australia414 Posts
May 06 2012 07:07 GMT
#3542
On May 06 2012 09:28 scypio wrote:
I've been thinking for a while about the TvP matchup and the way it is meant to be played. Blizzard says: "terran has to do damage in the early/mid game otherwise he should be at a disadvantage". OK then, I scrapped my FE build in favor of an experimental 2-1-1 fast-medivac fast-stim timing.

So... let's meet our diamond toss opponent. He does not really scout what I do, just goes for a double expand off one gate. At 08:50 barbarians are at the gates:
[image loading]
What kind of army do you need to deal with 20 marines, 4 medivacs and 4 marauders with stim? 5 stalkers should do the
trick, don't you think? Oh wait...

[image loading]

Whoops, both expansions die. How is that fair? Certainly, it's the terrans fault! Well, I guess now we are kinda even, we both sit on one base and my enemy even has two more probes. I did the required mid-game damage, yay! 5 minutes later:

[image loading]

Aaah, the joy of playing terran the blizzard way. So much love





i can see your opponent was bm'ing you but your gloating in this post is pretty obnoxious.
When your bases are ashes...then you have my permission to "GG".
blacksheepwall
Profile Joined June 2011
China1530 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-06 08:21:02
May 06 2012 08:08 GMT
#3543
From bottom to top on each screen, obviously. Guy was pretty mad.

CONTEXT: Met the same guy twice in a row on ladder, first game he cannon rused me so the next game I proxy 2-Gated him. He was not happy. I found it hilarious how mad he got about me cheesing him when he cannon rushed me the previous game.

I get a little obnoxious near the end, I guess, but this is only a sample of the stuff the guy was saying.

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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ // </3 Taeja
-eXalt
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States462 Posts
May 06 2012 08:29 GMT
#3544
played this guy (mid masters) named Practice:

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then later on I played him again on a different account / different race:

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and he still thinks i'm hacking! he's really paranoid about map hackers i guess LOL
MShaw006
Profile Joined April 2011
United States74 Posts
May 06 2012 08:29 GMT
#3545
On May 05 2012 04:28 dUTtrOACh wrote:
I remember laughing pretty hard at this: 12/14 barracks on Metropolis catches this guy way out of position while he's proxying for a 4 gate. Let the raging commence! Keep in mind, the first thing he says all game is the gg. It was because he ignored my GL HF that he got 2 raxxed, to begin with. It actually got to the point where I was being a bit of an ass, but he was just dropping pure gold on me. I couldn't resist.

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I love that he readily accepts that you have a bigger dick than him.
baldgye
Profile Joined April 2011
United Kingdom1103 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-06 12:41:09
May 06 2012 12:36 GMT
#3546
[image loading]

the only text cropped off that image is the first and last thing he said which was;
"lol"
and
"running"

...after the game and untill I was about 20mins into the following game, he contiuned to berate me about how he had given me the win and allowed me to win, followed by demands for a rematch and abuse. Alas he ignoored me before I could finish the game I was in and beat him again.
He was also in Gold league 1v1, yet claimed to be in diamond... which was midly amusing.
Paincarnate
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
115 Posts
May 07 2012 06:34 GMT
#3547
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ndreamer
Profile Joined May 2011
Australia43 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-07 12:13:07
May 07 2012 12:04 GMT
#3548
On May 07 2012 15:34 Paincarnate wrote:


that's awesome.
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11792 Posts
May 07 2012 14:06 GMT
#3549
It's probably Lol mentality leeching over, where people always write "report xyz" when they lose for no apparent reason. But in SC2 you don't have teammates who could be at fault, so naturally you enemy was doing something wrong, and needs to be reported.
Dzerzhinsky
Profile Joined March 2011
Scotland327 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-07 17:30:46
May 07 2012 17:27 GMT
#3550
Not the most bm bm I've received, but his sense of superiority while being so ridiculously wrong tickled me.

Context: He Forge expands, I do a big bio-mech push at 14 minutes while securing my third, he loses.

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Edit: after no response for ages he said:

Illias: )
Illias has reconnected.
Illias: you don't understand starcraft
"All science would be superfluous if the outward appearance and the essence of things coincided directly."
Ironsights
Profile Joined January 2011
United States196 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-08 05:44:40
May 08 2012 05:41 GMT
#3551
Gold v Gold T v Z on Metalopolis.
Zerg Roach Rushes off of one base. I scout it coming and adapt my 2port banshee to hold it. Deal terrible, terrible damage to the zerg, expand, turtle, win with battlecruiser viking. Throughout the game the zerg trashes me via chat. I finally respond at the end. After the game, he messages me and rages for quite some time. I feed the troll out of boredome. Posting all of this simply because I laughed quite a lot over it.

chat log:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


After game chat (I bm some here and this got pretty long winded, just an fyi.)
+ Show Spoiler +

Mastodon: i just don't play terran
Mastodon has reconnected.
Mastodon: terribad
turtle
how many missile turrets were droppde that game?
90?
You: sorry roach rush into mass muta failed you
i countered your strat, sorry
Mastodon: sorry
silver gold
plat
no surprise
LO
L
you've played for 7 seasons
You: beat you didnt i
Mastodon: and can't break gold
feel sorry for you
7 seasons
You:
Mastodon: you've played this game since it was released
and you're gold
do you have down syndrome
or autism?
You: nope
Mastodon: SEVEN seasons and gold
wow.
You: just a job and a wife
and not much game time
Mastodon: DUDE
YOU GOT A WIFE?
HOLY FUC
K
like anyone gives a shit
no wonder you're gold
You: just saying
Mastodon: neckbeard
You: i like sex more than starcraft
Mastodon: just saying
7 season gold
you like sex so much you got married
how old are you 20 or 40?
You: sorry it gets in the way of me improving
Mastodon: it's hilarious either way
You: you all in'd me
i held it
and countered you
GG
Mastodon: I COUNTERED
BY PLAYING TERRAN
MAKING 40 MISSILE TURRETS
9 PLANETARY
SEVEN SEASON GOLD
LOL
You: umadbro?
Mastodon: NO BRO I HAVE A WIFE
U?
You: double ds all day erry day
Mastodon: your wife is fat
LOL
You: how did those broodlords work out for you?
Mastodon: how does it feel to see people laugh
You: how about those mutas?
Mastodon: everytime they meet your wife
behind her back
because you married a fat fuck?
You: did that corruptor tech switch with no upgrades help?
Mastodon: does it hurt
You: just wondering...
Mastodon: or do you get used to it?
like
You: feels good actually
Mastodon: if my wife ever weighed 250+
i would kill myself
but you manage to get by
don't you
You: my wife is half my weight, and im 220
so ya
Mastodon: i'm sure she is
You: try again home skillet
Mastodon: you're a neckbeard
You: na
Mastodon: your wife has a thicker stache than you do
You: i got mutton chops
Mastodon: and weights a bit more
guaranteed
or does she play wow and had acne problems her whole life?
can never tell with seven season golds
You: i was plat a time or two
Mastodon: it's rare you find someone jut so bad
justU*
just**
You: so bad that i beat you
Mastodon: so bad that you beat someone who quit for 1.5 years
/BRAVO
You: tell me something broski
Mastodon: GUYS THIS GUY HAS A WIFE
AND BEAT SOMEONE
WITH TURTLE
LOL
You: how does it feel to LOSE to a seven season gold
Mastodon: SO BAD I TAKE 50-60 MINUTE GAMES
i would be mad
You: 35 minute game
Mastodon: but then you're playing terran
so what can i say
You: and you LOST to a turtle
Mastodon: LOl
YOU MEAN I CAN BEAT 9 PLANETARY 40 MISSILE TURRETS
IF I FEEL LIKE PLAYING A 2 HOUR GAME
you're so stupid, wow.
You: infestor brood might have worked
Mastodon: i feel bad for your inbred child.
You: oncei stopped making banshees, you could have massed roach and done some damage
Mastodon: i feel bad.
for your inbred child.
You: i bet you do
Mastodon: i really do
You: id feel bad to if i lost that badly then got out witted by a superior troll
Mastodon: i'd feel bad for just being a seven season gold
You: your life must just totally fail
Mastodon: NAW MAN I GOT A WIFE
hahahahhahahhahaha
look at you
I FEEL BAD CAUSE UR NOT A GOOD TROLL
yet you're here
talking to me
telling me you have a wife
proving yourself
LOL
faggot
You: only once
Mastodon: PROVE YOURSELF
You: it was for gas money
Mastodon: YOU SEVEN SEASON GOLD
PROVE YOURSELF
You: and it was a little one
Mastodon: TELL ME MORE
You: does that still make me a faggot?
Mastodon: it makes you a seven season gold
You: oh
thats good
i dont mind being gold
Mastodon: actually it's pretty bad
You: a faggot is just too hot for me
Mastodon: doesn't make it any less shitty
You: all that fire
Mastodon: lol you're so clever
You:
Mastodon: HE'S SO CLEVER GUYS
HE WAS A WIFE TOO
LOL
You: awww, are you still talking to your imaginary friends?
thats cute
Mastodon: DATS CUTE
HE HAS A WIFE
DATS CUTE ^_^
I MET MY WIFE ON WOW
^_^
You: ah
that explains a bit
Mastodon: ^______________^
HE HAS A WIFE GUYS
HE MET HER OVER WOW
%_%
SEVEN SEASON GOLD
STILL PROVING HIMSELF TO ME
LOL
You: i think your record is stuck, you seem to be repeating yourself
Mastodon: and yet you're still talking to me
You: would you like me to help you mock me?
Mastodon: LOL
naw i gotta get back to fucking my 220 wife
You: enjoy that
Mastodon: then turtling some 70 minute games
brb
You: try to avoid the herpes
Mastodon: i'm sure you're familiar in that department
thanks for the life tip
You: very
it itches so very, very often
Mastodon: LOL GUYS HE'S BEING CLEVER AGAIN
i feel so fucking bad for you, honestly
You: thank you
i need the pity
Mastodon: clearly you do
if you're proving yourself to me
You: it makes it less likely that i slash at my wrsts
Mastodon: you just can't hit the ignore button
or go do your super hot wife
you just have to sit here
and prove yourself to a random
You: why, why would i ignore you, im laughing out loud
Mastodon: becasue you're life is a failure
i'm sure you are
You: it is pretty fail
my hot wife
my good job
Mastodon: tell me more
You: my nice littly house
Mastodon: do you have a nice house?
do you have kids?
You: not yet
Mastodon: when you do
just know
that they will hate their life
if there dad is this stupid
You: oh, that i know
Mastodon: oh of course you do
just agree with me
You: i promised myself that years ago
Mastodon: pretend you'rew inning
yet you're still here
talking to me
while i tab back into porn
to jack off
You: enjoy her, rosy palms is every mans dream girl from time to time
Mastodon: jut warming up for my super hot wife AMIRITE
in my nice little house
LOL
You: basically
Mastodon: hick?
You: you have to jack it first so you last longer
Mastodon: hick?
You: half
half hick, half nerd
hence, nick
Mastodon: definitely inbred then
You: definately
my mother is my sister and my daddy drinks too much
Mastodon: clever
LOL
You:
Mastodon: you're too funny ironsights
You: its a school night, shouldnt you be off to bed soon?
Mastodon: you're so clever, it's like my first time hearing all these jokes
You: im sure it is
Mastodon: why
You: you will get used to them though
Mastodon: i can sit here and waste your time
You: its what grown ups do
Mastodon: do what?
get trolled?
or turtle?
You: both
Mastodon: explains why you're so good at receiving it then
You: i do take it like a champ
all night long
for 20 dollars
interested?
Mastodon: holy fuck.
you are just a sad person..
You: i know
you are the last person i am going to talk to
Mastodon: i feel like i'm talking to a smart ass 13 year old
with these jokes
You: once you leave, i will kill myself
Mastodon: if only you would
i sincerely wish
you would kill yourself
You: make you a deal
Mastodon: i don't know you, but i really hope you do
i know you won't, you're being funny right now
You: you kill yourself in one hour, and ill do the same
Mastodon: but i honestly
You: we will die together, and become death brothers
Mastodon: wish you die
i don't care how it happens
You: and then we can go a haunting
Mastodon: i just hope you die
so no one
You: start practicing your ghost wails, ok?
Mastodon: ever hsa to hear you talk
You: bbooooooooo!
Mastodon: becasue you're that annoying man that whenever he opens his mouth
You: scary right?
Mastodon: everyone just facepalms and sighs
for knowing you
with these moronic jokes
You: hmmm
Mastodon: everyone is embarrassed to know you
everyone would cry at your funeral
You: how do i type a slow, agonized moan?
Mastodon: to not make it so embarassing
but everyone
everyone.
would be glad
You: uuuuuuugggggahaaahhhhhhhh
Mastodon: no one likes people like you
You: hmmm
Mastodon: FOR 20 DOLLARS
AMIRITE GUYS?
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
You: did that work...could you feel it?
Mastodon: that's you irl
you're the faggot everyone hates but won't admit
cause they feel so bad
so please, do me and all your friends a favor
and just kill yourself
and don't ever have a kid
Mastodon has disconnected.


And a replay if anyone wants to see it:
http://drop.sc/174749
Pain, like any other emotion, can be turned off. // If there can be no victory, then I shall fight forever.
SugaredZeon
Profile Joined November 2011
Italy18 Posts
May 08 2012 09:59 GMT
#3552
On May 08 2012 14:41 Ironsights wrote:
Gold v Gold T v Z on Metalopolis.
Zerg Roach Rushes off of one base. I scout it coming and adapt my 2port banshee to hold it. Deal terrible, terrible damage to the zerg, expand, turtle, win with battlecruiser viking. Throughout the game the zerg trashes me via chat. I finally respond at the end. After the game, he messages me and rages for quite some time. I feed the troll out of boredome. Posting all of this simply because I laughed quite a lot over it.

chat log:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


After game chat (I bm some here and this got pretty long winded, just an fyi.)
+ Show Spoiler +

Mastodon: i just don't play terran
Mastodon has reconnected.
Mastodon: terribad
turtle
how many missile turrets were droppde that game?
90?
You: sorry roach rush into mass muta failed you
i countered your strat, sorry
Mastodon: sorry
silver gold
plat
no surprise
LO
L
you've played for 7 seasons
You: beat you didnt i
Mastodon: and can't break gold
feel sorry for you
7 seasons
You:
Mastodon: you've played this game since it was released
and you're gold
do you have down syndrome
or autism?
You: nope
Mastodon: SEVEN seasons and gold
wow.
You: just a job and a wife
and not much game time
Mastodon: DUDE
YOU GOT A WIFE?
HOLY FUC
K
like anyone gives a shit
no wonder you're gold
You: just saying
Mastodon: neckbeard
You: i like sex more than starcraft
Mastodon: just saying
7 season gold
you like sex so much you got married
how old are you 20 or 40?
You: sorry it gets in the way of me improving
Mastodon: it's hilarious either way
You: you all in'd me
i held it
and countered you
GG
Mastodon: I COUNTERED
BY PLAYING TERRAN
MAKING 40 MISSILE TURRETS
9 PLANETARY
SEVEN SEASON GOLD
LOL
You: umadbro?
Mastodon: NO BRO I HAVE A WIFE
U?
You: double ds all day erry day
Mastodon: your wife is fat
LOL
You: how did those broodlords work out for you?
Mastodon: how does it feel to see people laugh
You: how about those mutas?
Mastodon: everytime they meet your wife
behind her back
because you married a fat fuck?
You: did that corruptor tech switch with no upgrades help?
Mastodon: does it hurt
You: just wondering...
Mastodon: or do you get used to it?
like
You: feels good actually
Mastodon: if my wife ever weighed 250+
i would kill myself
but you manage to get by
don't you
You: my wife is half my weight, and im 220
so ya
Mastodon: i'm sure she is
You: try again home skillet
Mastodon: you're a neckbeard
You: na
Mastodon: your wife has a thicker stache than you do
You: i got mutton chops
Mastodon: and weights a bit more
guaranteed
or does she play wow and had acne problems her whole life?
can never tell with seven season golds
You: i was plat a time or two
Mastodon: it's rare you find someone jut so bad
justU*
just**
You: so bad that i beat you
Mastodon: so bad that you beat someone who quit for 1.5 years
/BRAVO
You: tell me something broski
Mastodon: GUYS THIS GUY HAS A WIFE
AND BEAT SOMEONE
WITH TURTLE
LOL
You: how does it feel to LOSE to a seven season gold
Mastodon: SO BAD I TAKE 50-60 MINUTE GAMES
i would be mad
You: 35 minute game
Mastodon: but then you're playing terran
so what can i say
You: and you LOST to a turtle
Mastodon: LOl
YOU MEAN I CAN BEAT 9 PLANETARY 40 MISSILE TURRETS
IF I FEEL LIKE PLAYING A 2 HOUR GAME
you're so stupid, wow.
You: infestor brood might have worked
Mastodon: i feel bad for your inbred child.
You: oncei stopped making banshees, you could have massed roach and done some damage
Mastodon: i feel bad.
for your inbred child.
You: i bet you do
Mastodon: i really do
You: id feel bad to if i lost that badly then got out witted by a superior troll
Mastodon: i'd feel bad for just being a seven season gold
You: your life must just totally fail
Mastodon: NAW MAN I GOT A WIFE
hahahahhahahhahaha
look at you
I FEEL BAD CAUSE UR NOT A GOOD TROLL
yet you're here
talking to me
telling me you have a wife
proving yourself
LOL
faggot
You: only once
Mastodon: PROVE YOURSELF
You: it was for gas money
Mastodon: YOU SEVEN SEASON GOLD
PROVE YOURSELF
You: and it was a little one
Mastodon: TELL ME MORE
You: does that still make me a faggot?
Mastodon: it makes you a seven season gold
You: oh
thats good
i dont mind being gold
Mastodon: actually it's pretty bad
You: a faggot is just too hot for me
Mastodon: doesn't make it any less shitty
You: all that fire
Mastodon: lol you're so clever
You:
Mastodon: HE'S SO CLEVER GUYS
HE WAS A WIFE TOO
LOL
You: awww, are you still talking to your imaginary friends?
thats cute
Mastodon: DATS CUTE
HE HAS A WIFE
DATS CUTE ^_^
I MET MY WIFE ON WOW
^_^
You: ah
that explains a bit
Mastodon: ^______________^
HE HAS A WIFE GUYS
HE MET HER OVER WOW
%_%
SEVEN SEASON GOLD
STILL PROVING HIMSELF TO ME
LOL
You: i think your record is stuck, you seem to be repeating yourself
Mastodon: and yet you're still talking to me
You: would you like me to help you mock me?
Mastodon: LOL
naw i gotta get back to fucking my 220 wife
You: enjoy that
Mastodon: then turtling some 70 minute games
brb
You: try to avoid the herpes
Mastodon: i'm sure you're familiar in that department
thanks for the life tip
You: very
it itches so very, very often
Mastodon: LOL GUYS HE'S BEING CLEVER AGAIN
i feel so fucking bad for you, honestly
You: thank you
i need the pity
Mastodon: clearly you do
if you're proving yourself to me
You: it makes it less likely that i slash at my wrsts
Mastodon: you just can't hit the ignore button
or go do your super hot wife
you just have to sit here
and prove yourself to a random
You: why, why would i ignore you, im laughing out loud
Mastodon: becasue you're life is a failure
i'm sure you are
You: it is pretty fail
my hot wife
my good job
Mastodon: tell me more
You: my nice littly house
Mastodon: do you have a nice house?
do you have kids?
You: not yet
Mastodon: when you do
just know
that they will hate their life
if there dad is this stupid
You: oh, that i know
Mastodon: oh of course you do
just agree with me
You: i promised myself that years ago
Mastodon: pretend you'rew inning
yet you're still here
talking to me
while i tab back into porn
to jack off
You: enjoy her, rosy palms is every mans dream girl from time to time
Mastodon: jut warming up for my super hot wife AMIRITE
in my nice little house
LOL
You: basically
Mastodon: hick?
You: you have to jack it first so you last longer
Mastodon: hick?
You: half
half hick, half nerd
hence, nick
Mastodon: definitely inbred then
You: definately
my mother is my sister and my daddy drinks too much
Mastodon: clever
LOL
You:
Mastodon: you're too funny ironsights
You: its a school night, shouldnt you be off to bed soon?
Mastodon: you're so clever, it's like my first time hearing all these jokes
You: im sure it is
Mastodon: why
You: you will get used to them though
Mastodon: i can sit here and waste your time
You: its what grown ups do
Mastodon: do what?
get trolled?
or turtle?
You: both
Mastodon: explains why you're so good at receiving it then
You: i do take it like a champ
all night long
for 20 dollars
interested?
Mastodon: holy fuck.
you are just a sad person..
You: i know
you are the last person i am going to talk to
Mastodon: i feel like i'm talking to a smart ass 13 year old
with these jokes
You: once you leave, i will kill myself
Mastodon: if only you would
i sincerely wish
you would kill yourself
You: make you a deal
Mastodon: i don't know you, but i really hope you do
i know you won't, you're being funny right now
You: you kill yourself in one hour, and ill do the same
Mastodon: but i honestly
You: we will die together, and become death brothers
Mastodon: wish you die
i don't care how it happens
You: and then we can go a haunting
Mastodon: i just hope you die
so no one
You: start practicing your ghost wails, ok?
Mastodon: ever hsa to hear you talk
You: bbooooooooo!
Mastodon: becasue you're that annoying man that whenever he opens his mouth
You: scary right?
Mastodon: everyone just facepalms and sighs
for knowing you
with these moronic jokes
You: hmmm
Mastodon: everyone is embarrassed to know you
everyone would cry at your funeral
You: how do i type a slow, agonized moan?
Mastodon: to not make it so embarassing
but everyone
everyone.
would be glad
You: uuuuuuugggggahaaahhhhhhhh
Mastodon: no one likes people like you
You: hmmm
Mastodon: FOR 20 DOLLARS
AMIRITE GUYS?
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
You: did that work...could you feel it?
Mastodon: that's you irl
you're the faggot everyone hates but won't admit
cause they feel so bad
so please, do me and all your friends a favor
and just kill yourself
and don't ever have a kid
Mastodon has disconnected.


And a replay if anyone wants to see it:
http://drop.sc/174749



Man, you earned my respect!
People start playing Sc2 twice: when they first play the game and when they get to Master League
Nisyax
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
Netherlands756 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-08 14:22:20
May 08 2012 14:19 GMT
#3553
Played a 1v1 (me plat, enemy gold) TvZ - I'm always going for 1rax expand into Hellion/Thor/Tank (Viking), doing random hellion harass, adding in more Thors or Tanks or Hellions depending on what the zerg goes for and sometimes mix in cloak Banshee harass. Pushing when I'm around 160-170 attempting to kill some zerg expo's.

Nothing was said the entire game, not even a GL/HF (wasn't too happy with zerg opponent). Killed his first overlord with my first marine since it was in the middle of the map. He stole my gas with his scout drone,

For the entire game he did not scout anything, the only things he knew where my initial wallover, the depo wall at my natural, and that I had a third base.

His reaction at the end of the game
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His masterplan, and what he dicided to combat (my reinforcements) my setup with (mass muta vs mass thor), the force left over from my main army was holding his base under siege.
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When I wanted to say "get scouting done" after the game
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Basically beating someone in a 1v1 game on ladder opens you up to insults and ignore (even though I never spoke a word to him didn't do anything rude or whatsoever), I had a good laugh
imanoobcs
Profile Joined January 2012
184 Posts
May 08 2012 15:49 GMT
#3554
On May 02 2012 15:10 Froadac wrote:
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Also note army values.


LOL, one of my favorite lines.... why would you pressure? I wish i played people like this.
OmegaKnetus
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Germany431 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-08 16:16:31
May 08 2012 16:16 GMT
#3555
So I played some games yesterday and I was in the mood to try that super cheesy reaper rush shown on the day9 daily. I proxied my rax and started building my bunkers. The attack is pretty sucessful as he even attacks with ten banelings into my bunkers after I killed his hatch and didn't even break through.

So he goes for pro one base mutas, now try to find the error in this picture: + Show Spoiler +
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After I fended off his fierce 2 muta attack at the 15 minute mark I move out to kill him
+ Show Spoiler +
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+ Show Spoiler +
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+ Show Spoiler +
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clearly this isn't starcraft what was I thinking, better search for some proper lol strategies ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Poltergeist-
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Sweden336 Posts
May 08 2012 20:18 GMT
#3556
The matchup is a joke...
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I might add that I was the one doing all the attacking the whole game
geokilla
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada8245 Posts
May 08 2012 21:04 GMT
#3557
Lol TvT and he was lagging so it was fairly annoying. Anyways enjoy. I'm not gonna bother taking multiple screenshots, so I'll just upload replay and screenshot of the chat box.

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http://drop.sc/175154
baldgye
Profile Joined April 2011
United Kingdom1103 Posts
May 08 2012 21:18 GMT
#3558
been getting alot of rage in PvP.. like ALOT... though... out of the 20 or so ladder games I've played today, probally 15 or so where PvP's -_-

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but the rage always makes me chuckle
DurandaL917
Profile Joined December 2010
United States92 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-08 23:31:36
May 08 2012 21:49 GMT
#3559
standard cordial greeting (though I missed it in game cause of filters)
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after a short dance between the probe and drone, I missed my pylon block
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my forge was done and he seemed to busy insulting me to notice I hadn't canceled the pylon
    [image loading]


By the time he sent drones, I was easily able to wall the cannon off and force a cancel
He was real quiet after that until the end of the game when he let this beauty loose into the world
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    [image loading]


made my day
thank you OneSteezyFck
we make post and then we defense it
Servius_Fulvius
Profile Joined August 2009
United States947 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-09 02:30:14
May 09 2012 02:27 GMT
#3560
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I'm speechless
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