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On March 02 2011 19:49 SolveN wrote:Just played the most retarded TvT EVER, I have to examine the replay to see where I messed up but I'm too pained to face it at the moment. My opponent turtled on 2 bases while I took then entire map and mined it out. I maxed out and got all my upgrades. At one point I asked him to leave the game because clearly I had won. He was using mostly tanks, bc's and vikings...I couldn't seem to break him, I tried drops, pushing through the destructible rocks, sniping bc's with my vikings, slowly my money dwindled. When I landed all my vikings to kill his planetary fortress and he stimmed a bunch of marines and killed them, I had next to nothing left...I was so frustrated I left them game. 8 base vs 2 and I lost  so ridiculous, I'm in shock. I feel like someone has taken my man card
sounds too fake. a mineral line is what 15,000 minerals? If there's 8 mineral lines in the game, just assuming, then that means you lost to him despite having 120,000 minerals while he has 30,000 minerals. how many times did you fail?
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I just hate when you spend like 30 seconds trying to GET YOUR MINERS TO FUCKING MINE
ala misclicking them horrible at the start
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Yesterday I scouted blue flame hellion drop (me toss), built a sim city....
...just to realize that my sim city had a hole. All hellions slipped through, killed about 2/3 of my probes with all of my units that were supposed to kill the hellions blocking.
"Wonderful life"
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On March 02 2011 11:45 theorybiscuit wrote:
This is months ago....
I'm getting tired of going muta/ling in all my 3v3's and 4v4's, so I try some silly mass ling + infestor garbage. I get air-raped by about 4 banshees right before my path gland infestors pop. I pull all my drones, so he just decides to wipe out my lair. I take another base, got all my drones waiting for my new hatch to pop, when I see a pylon just finishing warping in next to my hatch. A probe then warps in about 6 cannons, right on top of the hatch! I start targetting them down with my hero drones.
After the 4th one dies, my ally says "why the fuck are you killing the cannons I made to protect your hatch?"
There was absolutely no way to save face, so I said the first thing that came to mind: "This is FFA you fucking tard"
FML
PS: I haven't played 3v3 or 4v4 in months just because that was so awful. Also, I get tired of my allies going 1 base carrier and other silly shit.
you can't build cannons next to hatch, because you can't build protoss buildings on creeps.
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I 3 raxed in a 2v2, and due to my crappy barracks placement I had 3 marauders stuck between barracks when my army moved out toward the enemy bases. So being the clever Terran player I was, I lifted one of the barracks so that the marauders could get out, only to find out that I didn't have stim researched at the heat of the battle.
Oh yeah, that barracks I lifted had the stim researching in its tech lab. It was about 95% done when I lifted it, FML.
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On March 03 2011 10:07 Bobble wrote:Show nested quote +On March 02 2011 11:45 theorybiscuit wrote:
This is months ago....
I'm getting tired of going muta/ling in all my 3v3's and 4v4's, so I try some silly mass ling + infestor garbage. I get air-raped by about 4 banshees right before my path gland infestors pop. I pull all my drones, so he just decides to wipe out my lair. I take another base, got all my drones waiting for my new hatch to pop, when I see a pylon just finishing warping in next to my hatch. A probe then warps in about 6 cannons, right on top of the hatch! I start targetting them down with my hero drones.
After the 4th one dies, my ally says "why the fuck are you killing the cannons I made to protect your hatch?"
There was absolutely no way to save face, so I said the first thing that came to mind: "This is FFA you fucking tard"
FML
PS: I haven't played 3v3 or 4v4 in months just because that was so awful. Also, I get tired of my allies going 1 base carrier and other silly shit. you can't build cannons next to hatch, because you can't build protoss buildings on creeps.
got all my drones waiting for my new hatch to pop, when I see a pylon just finishing warping in next to my hatch. A probe then warps in about 6 cannons, right on top of the hatch!
You can build cannons if there's no creep. There's no creep around the hatch until it finishes building.
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Scouted an early pool from a zerg with gas. Seeing this I chrono a zealot, put a cyber core and put down a forge, but then decide against it at the last moment. I then proceed to supply cap myself with 3 warpgates up and lose to mass speedling allin T.T
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Me on 4 bases (zerg) losing to 1 base terran. Checked his profile after the game, he was gold. (I am mid diamond) Also watched the replay back and I had 3 times his apm. -.- FML
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When I open 15 Hatch I sometimes forget my pool and wonder why I have so many minerals. I put it down at like 18-20 supply then. For some strange reason I haven´t lost a game because of it yet. I even managed to defend a cannon rush without the pool.
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losing 42 lings banging against a depot, to 2 siege tanks, while slapping my queens back to work
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during an intense battle, sending my probes to my expansion, going back to the action, aggression fails, and I go back to find half of my probes huddled around my pylon that I used to block off my ramp completely to prevent runbys. Lost the game shortly thereafter. FML.
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I'm playing a casual game on Xel'Naga with a friend, I'm Protoss and he's Terran. He's sieged up a few tanks outside of my natural with his army. Normally his tanks + stimmed bio would tear my gateway units apart, but I have ~4 High Templar with storm, so I'm feeling perfectly safe to smash the contain. I charge out with my army and drop some storms...and nothing happens. No storms. Instead, my HTs casually saunter up to the tank line, and are immediately annihilated. The rest of my units soon meet the same fate, dealing rather unspectacular damage to my opponent's army.
I look down at my hands. My left pinky is hovering over the shift key. >.<
TRAITOR!
I still do this all the goddamn time. I have no idea how my hands learned to do this, but they love to hit shift when I'm casting spells. The result is that my spellcasters will complete their move or attack-move actions before actually trying to cast anything, at best resulting in severely delayed spells, and generally resulting in their deaths at the front line.
By the way, I proceeded to lose that game after a series of pretty-close engagements outside of my natural. I just wasn't able to macro up quickly enough after I lost my entire army and he lost half of his. T.T
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On March 03 2011 10:07 Bobble wrote:Show nested quote +On March 02 2011 11:45 theorybiscuit wrote:
This is months ago....
I'm getting tired of going muta/ling in all my 3v3's and 4v4's, so I try some silly mass ling + infestor garbage. I get air-raped by about 4 banshees right before my path gland infestors pop. I pull all my drones, so he just decides to wipe out my lair. I take another base, got all my drones waiting for my new hatch to pop, when I see a pylon just finishing warping in next to my hatch. A probe then warps in about 6 cannons, right on top of the hatch! I start targetting them down with my hero drones.
After the 4th one dies, my ally says "why the fuck are you killing the cannons I made to protect your hatch?"
There was absolutely no way to save face, so I said the first thing that came to mind: "This is FFA you fucking tard"
FML
PS: I haven't played 3v3 or 4v4 in months just because that was so awful. Also, I get tired of my allies going 1 base carrier and other silly shit. you can't build cannons next to hatch, because you can't build protoss buildings on creeps.
You can if the hatch just finishes because the creep slowly spreads out
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pff just had a FML moment, i was like wtf why do i have so little larvae, turns out i forgot to add a hatch to my hotkey sitting there with like 15 larvae
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I hate how close V and B are to eachother. I was a Zerg, I forget what my opponent was. I had just gotten my lair and thought I threw down a spire (V>S). Turned out I build another spawning pool
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On March 07 2011 10:00 HackBenjamin wrote:I hate how close V and B are to eachother. I was a Zerg, I forget what my opponent was. I had just gotten my lair and thought I threw down a spire (V>S). Turned out I build another spawning pool
Been there, done that.
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So I was playing a 1v1 with a friend of mine. He's a low silver player who barely plays. I'm a pretty high platinum and am confident I can smash him 10 times out of 10, because I typically do whenever we play.
So this friend of mine owes me $20, he says that he'll give it to me if I can beat him in a 1v1. I instantly agree. He's toss and I'm Terran. I open up 3rax, and do a stim timing push off 1 base, while expanding.
I start to push into his base, and I see that the games already over because he hasn't been macroing very well and my army is far superior to his. I do a little bit of damage and back off with my army, even though I could have taken the game right there.
I leave my army at the watch tower, while macroing up a new force. I push back in with my original army expecting a fairly even exchange because I assume he isn't macroing very well. A series of epic fail mis clicks leads me to lose this entire army without killing a single one of his units. Feeling a litlte bit panicked, but still confident that I'm going to win. I quickly throw down 3 bunkers and get my scvs ready to repair. I've got my army hotkeyed to 1, and my repairing scvs hot keyed to 2.
Anyways, he ends up making his push just as my bunkers are finishing. I scramble to get my marines into the bunkers. I hit the wrong hot key and end up throwing my scvs in the bunker. While my army gets obliterated. He ends up taking the game, and I lose the $20 he owed me plus look like a total noob.
True story.... He saves the replay so he can laugh at me whenever I talk about SC2.
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Sending 6 ultras, 6 mutas, and 70 zerglings to their deaths against a terran ball of sieged tanks and thors sitting in themiddle of the map... TWICE without killing even two tanks(probably, it was lagging so much I stopped trying to control anything)
I was a sad panda that day,
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>Protoss
>Look away from army for two seconds to macro
>SUDDENLY SPEEDLINGS EVERYWHERE
>MISSED OPPORTUNITY TO FORCEFIELD
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