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Protoss: A Race for the Cool Kids - Page 3
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R4ptur3d
Canada206 Posts
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Zhek
Canada342 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i39.tinypic.com/rthmo0.jpg) Pwotoss ar BABIES. | ||
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Crissaegrim
2947 Posts
If terran are the "real men" then i'd say protoss seem more like the mafia/triad/etc. I'm not talking about the crap gangsta you see in the hood. I'm talking about the kinda mafia that breaks your fingers while smoking his cool cigar and rambling about how life sucks. Zealots/immortals = thugs. Warp rays/DT/stalkers = assassins, you dont pay the protoss what you owe, you get a visit from one of them. Sentries/HT = the money collectors random? i know. | ||
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TurboT
Germany33 Posts
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Integra
Sweden5626 Posts
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AncienTs
Japan227 Posts
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IndecisivePenguin
United States771 Posts
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yB.TeH
Germany414 Posts
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minus_human
4784 Posts
... The op pretty much proves my point. | ||
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Severedevil
United States4838 Posts
On April 13 2010 06:03 Crissaegrim wrote: Actually I think the OP got the Protoss concept wrong. If terran are the "real men" then i'd say protoss seem more like the mafia/triad/etc. I'm not talking about the crap gangsta you see in the hood. I'm talking about the kinda mafia that breaks your fingers while smoking his cool cigar and rambling about how life sucks. Zealots/immortals = thugs. Warp rays/DT/stalkers = assassins, you dont pay the protoss what you owe, you get a visit from one of them. Sentries/HT = the money collectors random? i know. On April 13 2010 06:20 minus_human wrote: Protoss = wanting to be cool so bad that you reach depression, and sadly unoriginal as ever, you play Protoss. ... The op pretty much proves my point. Real gangsta-ass Protoss don't flex nuts 'Cause real gangsta-ass Protoss know they got 'em. | ||
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alucardme87
Vietnam25 Posts
Terran the men of war. Protoss the gods of war. Zerg the monsters of war. You get it. Chose a race of war and stop bashing each other. | ||
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uhlyk
Slovakia36 Posts
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alucardme87
Vietnam25 Posts
On April 13 2010 06:19 Qeet wrote: zealot attacked by drone: WE CANNOT HOLD I'm the Protoss player, but LMAO | ||
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panzerbat
Sweden44 Posts
On April 13 2010 06:21 Severedevil wrote: Real gangsta-ass Protoss don't flex nuts 'Cause real gangsta-ass Protoss know they got 'em. Those plantmen wouldn't know the first thing about nuts. Protoss got lightsabers, Terran got fucking TRANSFORMERS! Clearly, Terrans win. | ||
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alucardme87
Vietnam25 Posts
On April 13 2010 06:00 Zhek wrote: I don't know but this guy always give me a retard look. LOL | ||
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dudeman001
United States2412 Posts
I love it. Manly men beat out cool dudes. I wonder if this thread will get closed :3 | ||
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Zanno
United States1484 Posts
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iounas
409 Posts
He is too cool to use his legs for walking and uses his superior psionic powers to float in air and create storms out of nothing and can merge his power with another templar to create the most badass ball of kickassery in game... Destroy...Annihilate...Obliterate...Eradicate... | ||
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pzea469
United States1520 Posts
On April 13 2010 06:34 iounas wrote: What about high templar? He is too cool to use his legs for walking and uses his superior psionic powers to float in air and create storms out of nothing and can merge his power with another templar to create the most badass ball of kickassery in game... Destroy...Annihilate...Obliterate...Eradicate... too bad archons literally suck ass in this game | ||
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3FFA
United States3931 Posts
On April 13 2010 03:14 AppleTart wrote: Terran is for people who are attracted to real men. Protoss is for people who are attracted to cool kids. You play the race you like, not who you pretend to be! Lol He just said that either terran is for people who are gay or for girls lol... but seriously heres my Carrier Carrier- So you zerg made up a few brood lords and you terran made up a few Thors and tanks to completely destroy our ground force huh? Well You apparently didn't look up to see our flying space stations did you? O no, OF COURSE you didn't! You were too busy admiring your own muscles to realize that your admiring what is now gonna be a *squish*.... dead body-.- These are flying space stations that contain 8 flying zealots in tiny space ships! "WE MAY BE TINY BUT WE PACK A BIG PUNCH!" Said a zealot in a interview we had with it right after he helped his buddies kill a Thor. "We just went right around him and he died before he new what hit him!" said another zealot of the same interceptor squadron. "We have fun killing things and performing the coolest tricks the enemy has ever seen just before we kill them!" Said yet another zealot from the same squadron. As you can see, these tiny ships don't just protect us from our enemies but they get to have fun doing it! Join the fight to re capture Aiur TODAY! edit: ya I know its long but its just too big and awesome to make it small! | ||
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