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Protoss: A Race for the Cool Kids

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palanq
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States761 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-12 21:12:48
April 12 2010 18:04 GMT
#1
Protoss are the most baller high-tech kickass mad-scientist inventor/destructor species in the universe. Leonardo Da Vinci would need a few hundred more inventions and like 100kg+ more muscle mass before he could start to compare to any below-average protoss whiz-kid (which all protoss kids are). The Protoss have the most fearless warriors, the most powerful weapons, and the most advanced technology the other species have ever laid their dumb eyes upon.

Zealot - not only are all Protoss crazy intelligent, they are also fearless badasses who don't give a shit that you have a gun, or that you are literally 10x+ bigger in size; it doesn't matter, zeals will run up, charge in, and start slashing at anything and everything like it's just another day in the office. the protoss have enough advanced technology to create a giant walking war of the worlds robot but the average toss individual just says screw using GUNS, I'm gonna strap PSIONIC BLADES TO MY HANDS and stick them in your face.

Sentry - back in the days of broodwar this one zeal was getting pretty pissed that everything just kept running away from his fearsome handblades of destruction, so he spent a few seconds thinking how to get his enemies to stay put so he could get on with the hacking and slashing. the sentry robot was incorporated into the protoss army a couple days later because the protoss military is so fucking ingeniously adaptable, right after they figured out how to have it able to kill shit and make the rest of the army nearly invincible too.

Void Ray - zealots never get tired but sometimes after a good minute or two of hacking at buildings they get bored and decide it'd be more entertaining to decapitate something living. the protoss military thought yea, it really is too easy, so they put in a few death star beam flying machines of destruction into the force so zeals could get to the fun stuff.

DT - FACTS: DTs are biological/psionic. DTs kill all your units SO FAST. the purpose of DTs is to flip out and kill everything. DTs are so precise, strong, and invisible that you will never see them before they tear out your spine. DTs are so fearsome that just by being on the same planet with them makes all other species go crazy paranoid and waste all their resources trying to catch the DTs, which is a totally useless effort because DTs are so unimaginably awesome.

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Stalker - one day a DT after an easy day's work of 1-shotting 20 scvs was chilling in his lab and thought: hey, wouldn't it be cool if I could be a speedy supermobile instantly teleportable 4-legged machine of DEATH? So he thought it, and so it was.

Immortal - you thought you killed that zealot? nah, but you might have convinced him to pop himself into a kickass dragoon robot suit. oh, you thought you killed that too? nah, you just made him decide it was time for a little upgrade. you have a tank or 6? wouldn't try shooting, or else you might convince him to install some colossus lasers on the side after he demolishes the whole force in a few seconds.

Colossus - just in case the rest of the protoss war machine powerhouse wants to kill shit even faster, the protoss can always build a few of these babies: the most powerful piece of equipment, ever.

Warp-in - the sweetest piece of technology in the universe. yeah, we have an army spread across entire freakin' galaxies, but you need them all right in once place now? sure, we can just all just pop up anywhere on the whole map and decimate your force wherever it runs off to. warping in is like making instant noodles with 15 microwaves going at once, but instead of tasty noodly goodness, you get mindblowingly powerful armies.

Protoss: Race of the century, for all time.

+ Show Spoiler +

Special thanks to Mentat for inspiration
+ Show Spoiler +

But toss is the better race.




EDIT:
additions for units I missed are welcome. "super geniuses" would be a better title yea, since these Ts don't seem to understand figurative speech and all have the same identical 2-line comment. and c'mon now, you zerg have to get to writing one of these. they're much better than the official descriptions.

all in good fun ^^
time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
BentoBox
Profile Joined November 2009
Canada303 Posts
April 12 2010 18:06 GMT
#2
Real Man > Cool Kid

sry
Only dead fish swim with the stream
RoosterSamurai
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Japan2108 Posts
April 12 2010 18:08 GMT
#3
Real Man > Cool Kid

sry
-Iron-
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany27 Posts
April 12 2010 18:08 GMT
#4
Yes you're right Protoss is for kids, TERRAN IS FOR MEN
Terran are the most volatile romp n' stomp habanero chili boomshakalaka slam dunk descendants from Spartan warriors while drinking blood of roman gladiators bad ass race out there. If you don't play Terran you can never call yourself a real man. - Mentat
AmnDragon
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States33 Posts
April 12 2010 18:09 GMT
#5
On April 13 2010 03:06 BentoBox wrote:
Real Man > Cool Kid

sry

gg
DwmC_Foefen
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Belgium2186 Posts
April 12 2010 18:12 GMT
#6
I like the effort ^^
Jackafur
Profile Joined February 2010
United States116 Posts
April 12 2010 18:14 GMT
#7
Zealots punch tanks until they explode. I think its clear who is more manly here.

+ Show Spoiler +
Protoss > Terran in terms of manliness
AppleTart
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1261 Posts
April 12 2010 18:14 GMT
#8
Terran is for people who are attracted to real men. Protoss is for people who are attracted to cool kids.

You play the race you like, not who you pretend to be!
always tired -_-
TwilightStar
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States649 Posts
April 12 2010 18:16 GMT
#9
T is no longer the manly race, P is (For Sc2 at least..)
(5)Twilight Star.scx --------- AdmiralHoth: There was one week when I didn't shave for a month.
-Iron-
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany27 Posts
April 12 2010 18:16 GMT
#10
And Zerg players wanna have sex with giant disgusting insects?
Terran are the most volatile romp n' stomp habanero chili boomshakalaka slam dunk descendants from Spartan warriors while drinking blood of roman gladiators bad ass race out there. If you don't play Terran you can never call yourself a real man. - Mentat
Jackafur
Profile Joined February 2010
United States116 Posts
April 12 2010 18:18 GMT
#11
On April 13 2010 03:16 -Iron- wrote:
And Zerg players wanna have sex with giant disgusting insects?


precisely
palanq
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States761 Posts
April 12 2010 18:18 GMT
#12
for you guys saying manliness > coolness:

On April 12 2010 00:26 3FFA wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 12 2010 00:13 -Iron- wrote:
Don't try to undermine the PURE MANLINESS of the terran race you sissy protoss and zerg players out there!

Most people's definition for "pure manliness" is stupidly made decisions, show-offs, and the ability to go over-board because of the smallest little thing.


clearly coolness >>> manliness
time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
diehilde
Profile Joined September 2008
Germany1596 Posts
April 12 2010 18:18 GMT
#13
zergs dont even need shitty threads to boost their e-peen. Wouldnt be much more than "blaaargharrr!!" and stuff like that in it anyway
Savior: "I will cheat everyone again in SC2!" - SCII Beta Tester
RoosterSamurai
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Japan2108 Posts
April 12 2010 18:21 GMT
#14
On April 13 2010 03:14 AppleTart wrote:
Terran is for people who are attracted to real men. Protoss is for people who are attracted to cool kids.

You play the race you like, not who you pretend to be!

Oh my god. He's whacked!
-Iron-
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany27 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-12 18:48:56
April 12 2010 18:26 GMT
#15
Oh then this actually is a Zerg player on the picture: http://gawker.com/assets/resources/2008/03/scorpionad.jpeg WARNING: NASTY PICTURE! So only click if you're zerg player, if not you'll find it disgusting.
Terran are the most volatile romp n' stomp habanero chili boomshakalaka slam dunk descendants from Spartan warriors while drinking blood of roman gladiators bad ass race out there. If you don't play Terran you can never call yourself a real man. - Mentat
Slunk
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Germany768 Posts
April 12 2010 18:26 GMT
#16
Real Man > Cool Kid

sry
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5281 Posts
April 12 2010 18:32 GMT
#17
Good effort!
takes balls to create a thread like this after the first one got so much positive feedback
fAnTaCy
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States893 Posts
April 12 2010 18:34 GMT
#18
On April 13 2010 03:26 -Iron- wrote:
Oh then this actually is a Zerg player on the picture: http://gawker.com/assets/resources/2008/03/scorpionad.jpeg


NSFW that yo o.oa
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Polar_Nada
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1548 Posts
April 12 2010 18:38 GMT
#19
On April 13 2010 03:26 -Iron- wrote:
Oh then this actually is a Zerg player on the picture: http://gawker.com/assets/resources/2008/03/scorpionad.jpeg

wtf thats nasty. tag that crap !!
[ReD]NaDa and fnaticMSI.SEn fighting~! ::POlar @ UC Irvine::
-Iron-
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany27 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-12 18:45:57
April 12 2010 18:43 GMT
#20
I couldn't withstand to post that picture.
But seriously:
this thread is fail... though the opener had the balls to try it but now he should move back to his kitchen
Terran are the most volatile romp n' stomp habanero chili boomshakalaka slam dunk descendants from Spartan warriors while drinking blood of roman gladiators bad ass race out there. If you don't play Terran you can never call yourself a real man. - Mentat
Setz3R
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States455 Posts
April 12 2010 18:47 GMT
#21
this thread delivers, lol.
twitch.tv/setz3r
MeSaber
Profile Joined December 2009
Sweden1235 Posts
April 12 2010 18:49 GMT
#22
If now P is the race of choice.. Why do marauders own everything P has? :p Clearly some sort of mistake in the OP
-.-
panzerbat
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden44 Posts
April 12 2010 18:49 GMT
#23
More like a race for the fat kids who can't bother to fight for themselves and forces robots to do all the heavy lifting. Pussys.
Wow... The decleration of Independace Day...
De4ngus
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6533 Posts
April 12 2010 18:51 GMT
#24
Is this an attempt to make people quit protoss?
GANDHISAUCE
Zexion
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Sweden971 Posts
April 12 2010 18:51 GMT
#25
Something else than "Cool kid" would be better ^^
johnnyD
Profile Joined August 2007
United States78 Posts
April 12 2010 18:52 GMT
#26
I like the effort
r4j2ill
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Canada111 Posts
April 12 2010 18:53 GMT
#27
lol i rather be a man than a "cool kid" LOL
The enemy of my enemy of my enemy is my enemy but his enemy is my friend ;D - r4j2ill
palanq
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States761 Posts
April 12 2010 19:45 GMT
#28
man read the OP, instead of just the title, geez. oh wait, most Ts are illiterate, they probably just got their moms to read the title for them. even so, you T's are a bit slow for not understanding the turn of phrase "kid" as it relates to the true gangstas that Protoss are.
time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
fallingdream
Profile Joined December 2004
Romania452 Posts
April 12 2010 19:52 GMT
#29
I'll give you props for the effort, but this has nothing on the terran thread.
ploy
Profile Joined January 2006
United States416 Posts
April 12 2010 19:59 GMT
#30
Content = fail
original poster getting defensive over this = win
Zexion
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Sweden971 Posts
April 12 2010 20:02 GMT
#31
On April 13 2010 03:49 panzerbat wrote:
More like a race for the fat kids who can't bother to fight for themselves and forces robots to do all the heavy lifting. Pussys.


So Terran and Zerg players are actually fighting themselves?
bakedace
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States672 Posts
April 12 2010 20:02 GMT
#32
fail post, the terran one was much better
Flames
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States105 Posts
April 12 2010 20:02 GMT
#33
Lol. Nice effort but the Terran one was much better. I'm looking forward to the Zerg one however. ^^
Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Aurdon
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2007 Posts
April 12 2010 20:03 GMT
#34
So true about DTs. So true.
Ryuu314
Profile Joined October 2009
United States12679 Posts
April 12 2010 20:05 GMT
#35
nice effort, but could be better. :[
Deimos0
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Poland277 Posts
April 12 2010 20:15 GMT
#36
Yeah, part about DTs is ultimate win (+ Stalker). Maybe figuring out something on Mothership and other stuff would make it even better.
protect me from what I want
piochelin
Profile Joined January 2010
Spain31 Posts
April 12 2010 20:40 GMT
#37
cool
it's all about courage
Thug[ro]
Profile Joined October 2005
Romania340 Posts
April 12 2010 20:48 GMT
#38
REAL MEN play Terran + ive got ballz of steel
where is my gum?
GoDannY
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany442 Posts
April 12 2010 20:52 GMT
#39
You should change the thread title to

Protoss - the race for superior geniuses

or something around that.

Like the adaption tough, thx couldnt have done it better.

Who is up for Zerg?
Team LifeStyle - it's more than a game
Mentat
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada74 Posts
April 12 2010 20:53 GMT
#40
On April 13 2010 03:04 palanq wrote:

Special thanks to Mentat for inspiration

But toss is the better race.



[image loading]
R4ptur3d
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada206 Posts
April 12 2010 20:54 GMT
#41
Real Man > Cool Kid

sry
Zhek
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada342 Posts
April 12 2010 21:00 GMT
#42
[image loading]

Pwotoss ar BABIES.
Crissaegrim
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
2947 Posts
April 12 2010 21:03 GMT
#43
Actually I think the OP got the Protoss concept wrong.

If terran are the "real men" then i'd say protoss seem more like the mafia/triad/etc. I'm not talking about the crap gangsta you see in the hood. I'm talking about the kinda mafia that breaks your fingers while smoking his cool cigar and rambling about how life sucks.

Zealots/immortals = thugs.
Warp rays/DT/stalkers = assassins, you dont pay the protoss what you owe, you get a visit from one of them.
Sentries/HT = the money collectors

random? i know.
TurboT
Profile Joined January 2010
Germany33 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-12 21:05:22
April 12 2010 21:05 GMT
#44
Evil Insects > Real Man > "Cool" Kids
On April 12 2010 15:09 Manifesto7 wrote: To not GG is to not respect the art.
Integra
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Sweden5626 Posts
April 12 2010 21:08 GMT
#45
The only thing that is missing now is a Zerg thread.
"Dark Pleasure" | | I survived the Locust war of May 3, 2014
AncienTs
Profile Joined March 2010
Japan227 Posts
April 12 2010 21:12 GMT
#46
OP: using all caps would have had better effect
Starcraft Disclaimer Language: There is no imbalance, nothing is OP.
IndecisivePenguin
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States771 Posts
April 12 2010 21:16 GMT
#47
TL is so fun, eh?
yB.TeH
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Germany414 Posts
April 12 2010 21:19 GMT
#48
zealot attacked by drone: WE CANNOT HOLD
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
April 12 2010 21:20 GMT
#49
Protoss = wanting to be cool so bad that you reach depression, and sadly unoriginal as ever, you play Protoss.

...

The op pretty much proves my point.
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4839 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-12 21:22:22
April 12 2010 21:21 GMT
#50
On April 13 2010 06:03 Crissaegrim wrote:
Actually I think the OP got the Protoss concept wrong.

If terran are the "real men" then i'd say protoss seem more like the mafia/triad/etc. I'm not talking about the crap gangsta you see in the hood. I'm talking about the kinda mafia that breaks your fingers while smoking his cool cigar and rambling about how life sucks.

Zealots/immortals = thugs.
Warp rays/DT/stalkers = assassins, you dont pay the protoss what you owe, you get a visit from one of them.
Sentries/HT = the money collectors

random? i know.

On April 13 2010 06:20 minus_human wrote:
Protoss = wanting to be cool so bad that you reach depression, and sadly unoriginal as ever, you play Protoss.

...

The op pretty much proves my point.

Real gangsta-ass Protoss don't flex nuts
'Cause real gangsta-ass Protoss know they got 'em.
My strategy is to fork people.
alucardme87
Profile Joined July 2009
Vietnam25 Posts
April 12 2010 21:22 GMT
#51
Hey, you guys have nothing to do huh? First Terran for mad man, now Protoss for crazy kid. What next? Zerg for sexy lady huh?

Terran the men of war.
Protoss the gods of war.
Zerg the monsters of war.

You get it. Chose a race of war and stop bashing each other.
uhlyk
Profile Joined February 2010
Slovakia36 Posts
April 12 2010 21:23 GMT
#52
hahahaha rly cool stuff here .)
alucardme87
Profile Joined July 2009
Vietnam25 Posts
April 12 2010 21:23 GMT
#53
On April 13 2010 06:19 Qeet wrote:
zealot attacked by drone: WE CANNOT HOLD


I'm the Protoss player, but LMAO
panzerbat
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden44 Posts
April 12 2010 21:24 GMT
#54
On April 13 2010 06:21 Severedevil wrote:

Real gangsta-ass Protoss don't flex nuts
'Cause real gangsta-ass Protoss know they got 'em.

Those plantmen wouldn't know the first thing about nuts.

Protoss got lightsabers, Terran got fucking TRANSFORMERS! Clearly, Terrans win.
Wow... The decleration of Independace Day...
alucardme87
Profile Joined July 2009
Vietnam25 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-12 21:25:38
April 12 2010 21:25 GMT
#55
On April 13 2010 06:00 Zhek wrote:
[image loading]


I don't know but this guy always give me a retard look. LOL


dudeman001
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States2412 Posts
April 12 2010 21:29 GMT
#56
On April 13 2010 05:53 Mentat wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 13 2010 03:04 palanq wrote:

Special thanks to Mentat for inspiration

But toss is the better race.



[image loading]


I love it.

Manly men beat out cool dudes.

I wonder if this thread will get closed :3
Sup.
Zanno
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1484 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-12 21:31:34
April 12 2010 21:30 GMT
#57
High Templar: After a few hundred years of punching everything in the face, a Zealot can get a little tired, and feel the need to retire and engage in some deep religious Khala introspection. While most religions involve peace, love, and spiritual salvation, the Protoss religion involves melting everything in its path. Jesus turned some water into wine? That's nice, but even the mostly lowly Protoss priest can cause lightning bursts to come out of the ground.
aaaaa
iounas
Profile Joined July 2008
409 Posts
April 12 2010 21:34 GMT
#58
What about high templar?
He is too cool to use his legs for walking and uses his superior psionic powers to float in air and create storms out of nothing and can merge his power with another templar to create the most badass ball of kickassery in game... Destroy...Annihilate...Obliterate...Eradicate...
IdrA: stalkers actually do negative damage. when you shoot a marine with a stalker it gains health.
pzea469
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1520 Posts
April 12 2010 21:36 GMT
#59
On April 13 2010 06:34 iounas wrote:
What about high templar?
He is too cool to use his legs for walking and uses his superior psionic powers to float in air and create storms out of nothing and can merge his power with another templar to create the most badass ball of kickassery in game... Destroy...Annihilate...Obliterate...Eradicate...


too bad archons literally suck ass in this game
Kill the Deathball
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-12 21:40:19
April 12 2010 21:36 GMT
#60
On April 13 2010 03:14 AppleTart wrote:
Terran is for people who are attracted to real men. Protoss is for people who are attracted to cool kids.

You play the race you like, not who you pretend to be!

Lol He just said that either terran is for people who are gay or for girls lol...

but seriously heres my Carrier

Carrier- So you zerg made up a few brood lords and you terran made up a few Thors and tanks to completely destroy our ground force huh? Well You apparently didn't look up to see our flying space stations did you? O no, OF COURSE you didn't! You were too busy admiring your own muscles to realize that your admiring what is now gonna be a *squish*.... dead body-.- These are flying space stations that contain 8 flying zealots in tiny space ships! "WE MAY BE TINY BUT WE PACK A BIG PUNCH!" Said a zealot in a interview we had with it right after he helped his buddies kill a Thor. "We just went right around him and he died before he new what hit him!" said another zealot of the same interceptor squadron. "We have fun killing things and performing the coolest tricks the enemy has ever seen just before we kill them!" Said yet another zealot from the same squadron. As you can see, these tiny ships don't just protect us from our enemies but they get to have fun doing it! Join the fight to re capture Aiur TODAY!

edit: ya I know its long but its just too big and awesome to make it small!
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
go4it
Profile Joined March 2010
Croatia91 Posts
April 12 2010 21:38 GMT
#61
Nice, hehe.

Now we need Zerg part.
iounas
Profile Joined July 2008
409 Posts
April 12 2010 21:39 GMT
#62
On April 13 2010 06:36 pzea469 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 13 2010 06:34 iounas wrote:
What about high templar?
He is too cool to use his legs for walking and uses his superior psionic powers to float in air and create storms out of nothing and can merge his power with another templar to create the most badass ball of kickassery in game... Destroy...Annihilate...Obliterate...Eradicate...


too bad archons literally suck ass in this game

Yeah they are crap now but their legacy from sc1 still lives.
IdrA: stalkers actually do negative damage. when you shoot a marine with a stalker it gains health.
-Iron-
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany27 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-12 21:50:25
April 12 2010 21:40 GMT
#63
On April 13 2010 05:53 Mentat wrote:
[image loading]

xD Awesome, love that picture.
To use PsyonicReavers words: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR PICKING PROOTOOOOOOSSS!!!!

I could watch this the entire day
Terran are the most volatile romp n' stomp habanero chili boomshakalaka slam dunk descendants from Spartan warriors while drinking blood of roman gladiators bad ass race out there. If you don't play Terran you can never call yourself a real man. - Mentat
TurboDreams
Profile Joined April 2009
United States427 Posts
April 12 2010 21:42 GMT
#64
On April 13 2010 06:39 iounas wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 13 2010 06:36 pzea469 wrote:
On April 13 2010 06:34 iounas wrote:
What about high templar?
He is too cool to use his legs for walking and uses his superior psionic powers to float in air and create storms out of nothing and can merge his power with another templar to create the most badass ball of kickassery in game... Destroy...Annihilate...Obliterate...Eradicate...


too bad archons literally suck ass in this game

Yeah they are crap now but their legacy from sc1 still lives.

literally, without the Muta Stacking Glitch, Archons are useless.
Music is the medicine of the mind || Kill a Zergling and a hundred more will take its place.
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
April 12 2010 21:42 GMT
#65
Btw Sexy+cool=awesome.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
April 12 2010 21:42 GMT
#66
On April 13 2010 06:42 IcMp wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 13 2010 06:39 iounas wrote:
On April 13 2010 06:36 pzea469 wrote:
On April 13 2010 06:34 iounas wrote:
What about high templar?
He is too cool to use his legs for walking and uses his superior psionic powers to float in air and create storms out of nothing and can merge his power with another templar to create the most badass ball of kickassery in game... Destroy...Annihilate...Obliterate...Eradicate...


too bad archons literally suck ass in this game

Yeah they are crap now but their legacy from sc1 still lives.

literally, without the Muta Stacking Glitch, Archons are useless.

watch some korean reps, they found a way.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
shindigs
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4795 Posts
April 12 2010 22:03 GMT
#67
Protoss: I don't feel like microing or thinking for myself, so I rather just spend a lot of money for units I can A-move all over the map to make myself feel superior.

Protoss, a race for spoiled kids who think minerals can buy them anything, including cool.
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Whalecore
Profile Joined March 2009
Norway1110 Posts
April 12 2010 22:19 GMT
#68
warping in is like making instant noodles with 15 microwaves going at once, but instead of tasty noodly goodness, you get mindblowingly powerful armies.

Made my day. :D
Fucking epic man, don't listen to the primitive Terran whiners.
Playgu
r-eye
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada20 Posts
April 12 2010 22:28 GMT
#69
TL;DR
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10673 Posts
April 12 2010 22:37 GMT
#70
what is the point of this thread
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
FREEloss_ca
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada603 Posts
April 12 2010 22:43 GMT
#71
Fail. Terran thread was better, and manlier.
"Starcraft...It just echos brilliance and manliness." - Tasteless
Jugan
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1566 Posts
April 12 2010 22:45 GMT
#72
On April 13 2010 03:06 BentoBox wrote:
Real Man > Cool Kid

sry


In the words of nick plott "Only the most MANLIEST man shall win."
Even a Savior couldn't fix all problems. www.twitch.tv/xJugan
Cyrox
Profile Joined October 2007
Sweden147 Posts
April 12 2010 22:45 GMT
#73
Copycat is not a real man obviously.
Tekin
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2711 Posts
April 12 2010 22:47 GMT
#74
On April 13 2010 07:45 Jugan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 13 2010 03:06 BentoBox wrote:
Real Man > Cool Kid

sry


In the words of nick plott "Only the most MANLIEST man shall win."


couldn't agree more.
Cheers! //¯◡◡¯\\ 문채원 | 한지우 -___-
LunarC
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1186 Posts
April 12 2010 22:56 GMT
#75
On April 13 2010 03:14 Jackafur wrote:
Zealots punch tanks until they explode.

Zealots punch tanks until they explode.
+ Show Spoiler +
Zealots punch tanks until they explode.
REEBUH!!!
AnodyneSea
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Jamaica757 Posts
April 12 2010 22:56 GMT
#76
Real Man > Cool Kid

sry
Lost within the hope of freedom, not for control but in the light of our cause
Crissaegrim
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
2947 Posts
April 12 2010 22:58 GMT
#77
For all those saying terran is the manliest...

Reach = voted manliest starcraft player in history
Reach = protoss player

'nuff said
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
April 12 2010 22:59 GMT
#78
Sure, cool kids can play Protoss. We men stick with Terran.
♞
Khaymus
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States750 Posts
April 12 2010 23:01 GMT
#79
On April 13 2010 07:03 shindigs wrote:
Protoss: I don't feel like microing or thinking for myself, so I rather just spend a lot of money for units I can A-move all over the map to make myself feel superior.

Protoss, a race for spoiled kids who think minerals can buy them anything, including cool.


Well said my friend. /cheer!
Let them say we lived in the time of Boxer, Emperor of Terran. Let them say we lived in the time of Nal_rA, Dreamer of Protoss. Let them say we lived in the time of Savior, Master of the Zerg.
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
April 12 2010 23:01 GMT
#80
On April 13 2010 07:28 r-eye wrote:
TL;DR


Who the fuck cares whether or not you read it or not?
Chains none
lone_hydra
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada1460 Posts
April 12 2010 23:03 GMT
#81
On April 13 2010 07:59 Chuiu wrote:
Sure, cool kids can play Protoss. We men stick with Terran.


Yeah, real men sure love to turtle and hide behind walls and use long range weaponry.
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oo_xerox
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States852 Posts
April 12 2010 23:04 GMT
#82
Terrans will come and whine bout this in a sec...
I could get a more coherent article by gluing a Sharpie to a dog's cook and letting it hump the page.
Crissaegrim
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
2947 Posts
April 12 2010 23:06 GMT
#83
On April 13 2010 08:03 lone_hydra wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 13 2010 07:59 Chuiu wrote:
Sure, cool kids can play Protoss. We men stick with Terran.


Yeah, real men sure love to turtle and hide behind walls and use long range weaponry.


Lol, so true.

Same goes for the bunker. I never knew real men hid in bunkers...
oo_xerox
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States852 Posts
April 12 2010 23:06 GMT
#84
ROFL when i was writing tha post it was 2 late, 2 pages of TvP fights has already started.
I could get a more coherent article by gluing a Sharpie to a dog's cook and letting it hump the page.
myfriendPlank
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States550 Posts
April 12 2010 23:11 GMT
#85
Real Man > Cool Kid

sry
DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
April 12 2010 23:17 GMT
#86
lol. it made me smile
cute post
cw)minsean(ru
QueueQueue
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada1000 Posts
April 12 2010 23:21 GMT
#87
I'm content being manly over being the cool kid.
OptimusTom
Profile Joined October 2009
United States154 Posts
April 12 2010 23:21 GMT
#88
Has someone that played YOUR race ever been called the MAN TOSS?

Thought so.
LunarC
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1186 Posts
April 12 2010 23:30 GMT
#89
On April 13 2010 07:56 LunarC wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 13 2010 03:14 Jackafur wrote:
Zealots punch tanks until they explode.

Zealots punch tanks until they explode.
+ Show Spoiler +
Zealots punch tanks until they explode.

...do I have to say it again?
REEBUH!!!
sLiniss
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States849 Posts
April 12 2010 23:30 GMT
#90
Zerg players just destroy you with their bodies... GG
Cooterburger
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada18 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-12 23:32:38
April 12 2010 23:32 GMT
#91
Wow so you just copy Robert Hamburgers writing style and even steal some of his lines from realultimatepower to try and get some laughs on TL. Good job asshole but you're both unfunny and a baboon.
LunarC
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1186 Posts
April 12 2010 23:33 GMT
#92
On April 13 2010 08:32 Cooterburger wrote:
Wow so you just copy Robert Hamburgers writing style and even steal some of his lines from realultimatepower to try and get some laughs on TL. Good job asshole but you're both unfunny and a baboon.

Have your units punched a tank recently?
REEBUH!!!
Cooterburger
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada18 Posts
April 12 2010 23:36 GMT
#93
fool you dont even know
Zack1900
Profile Joined January 2010
United States211 Posts
April 12 2010 23:44 GMT
#94
Toss isn't the most advanced. Where are their flying buildings calling in harvesters from capitol ships in orbit?
LunarC
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1186 Posts
April 12 2010 23:47 GMT
#95
On April 13 2010 08:44 Zack1900 wrote:
Toss isn't the most advanced. Where are their flying buildings calling in harvesters from capitol ships in orbit?

They're busy zapping fools, Vortexing Thors, and Recalling for massive damage, that's what they're doing.
REEBUH!!!
blahman3344
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2015 Posts
April 12 2010 23:59 GMT
#96
On April 13 2010 palanq wrote:
the average toss individual just says screw using GUNS, I'm gonna strap PSIONIC BLADES TO MY HANDS and stick them in your face.


lol this made me smile, like the rest of your thread.
protoss power! =)

and for all those terrans who claim to be real men: stop hiding behind ur fancy wall-ins and bunkers and turtling until you feel like moving out, then we'll talk about manliness ;D
I like haikus and / I can not lie. You other / brothers can't deny
Trapist
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada46 Posts
April 13 2010 00:32 GMT
#97
good attempt, just not as good as the terran one.
Kin~Slayer
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada56 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-13 01:51:15
April 13 2010 01:50 GMT
#98
When a Terran gets old and somewhat less manly, he goes home, takes his medicine and talks about the 'glory days' and recites war stories over and over....

When a Protoss gets old... he suits up and goes back to boot camp! They take the 'walkers' of the Terran's, and slap two armour-munching phase disruptors on it! The old men of the 'manly' race talk about how shoddy things are now a days. The Old men of the Protoss prove it by blowing holes through it!

Synwave
Profile Joined July 2009
United States2803 Posts
April 13 2010 01:55 GMT
#99
Tosskid trying to copy a Terran thread.

Now about the zerg, they aren't cool. They just kill and eat...being cool is for graveyards.
♞Nerdrage is the cause of global warming♞
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27149 Posts
April 13 2010 04:09 GMT
#100
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