EPTTerrans - A Race For Real Men. - Page 6
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HydroZ
United States34 Posts
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ZidaneTribal
United States2800 Posts
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Emon_
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On April 12 2010 00:40 mkay wrote: those people must not main T, real men don't complain, they get the job done, don't hate cause roll'd a race that has no manliness that everyone plays Agreed, Artosis is not manly | ||
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mkay
Italy20 Posts
On April 12 2010 00:51 Emon_ wrote: + Show Spoiler + On April 12 2010 00:40 mkay wrote: those people must not main T, real men don't complain, they get the job done, don't hate cause roll'd a race that has no manliness that everyone plays Agreed, Artosis is not manly ?????, Ya ok, getting on that train i see chuga, chuga | ||
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kuresuti
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If not, you should be! | ||
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Khalleb
Canada1909 Posts
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kawoq
Guatemala357 Posts
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Niten
United States598 Posts
 I love it. | ||
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tubs
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D10
Brazil3409 Posts
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VereZ
France34 Posts
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Ranix
United States666 Posts
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checo
Mexico1364 Posts
On April 11 2010 21:28 hitthat wrote: True men agree with this thread. ![[image loading]](http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft/images/9/9a/ToSsGirLBio.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft/images/8/8c/IdrABio.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft/images/thumb/4/46/Canata2.jpg/200px-Canata2.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft/images/thumb/e/ec/Fantasy.jpg/200px-Fantasy.jpg) Yea baby and all they kick serious ass XD | ||
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Vattilega
United States52 Posts
On April 12 2010 01:06 kawoq wrote: best laugh I get from the internet in a long long time... great OP... can wait to read the counter part of Protoss and Zerg... The Zerg will NEVER be able to create a counter post. What could this argument possibly sound like and what points will they make? The shallow-brained devs who worked on the zerg gave them nothing to work with in this arena of "MANliness." Here's my sample counter argument for how MANLY the Z are: Point 1: The whole time playing the zerg you feel like you're in command of a cancerous farting BUTTHOLE infestation. What is more manly than prostate cancer? 2: Instead of something so lame as the booming voice of a sentient hive mind commanding you to extract vGas, you get get the whine of the anal butt-Queen THE WHOLE GAME. What is more manly than having your wife whine at you all day? 3: Now instead of the sprawling Zerg hive, you get to build a base that looks like a bug themed childrens birthday party at a park with inflatable jungle-jim extractors. What is more manly than spreading your seed and fathering children? 4: The evil badass hydra has been replaced with the quilbeast from Diablo II and you can no longer tell how they can do damage to metal objects... What is more manly than Diablo 2? 5: Zerglings are no longer high octane velociraptors that explode at the end of a brief tumultuous existence. They are now giant cricketts that tap your base to death. What is more manly than death? 6: Mutalisks used to agressivly storm the enemy while sounding like eagle-dragons, and now we get screeching bug bats. Who is more manly than The Batman? 7: The Ultralisks no longer stampede your measly defence, they have now been reduced to a herd of claw-faced triceratops babies. What is more man- wait... NONE of these things are least bit manly... Basically, they could've replaced the whole zerg race with that of the Panderans... at least the panderans are supposed to be a rediculous joke. | ||
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TelecoM
United States10726 Posts
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TelecoM
United States10726 Posts
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da_head
Canada3350 Posts
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gogogadgetflow
United States2583 Posts
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mkay
Italy20 Posts
On April 12 2010 02:37 gogogadgetflow wrote: This is the greatest post ever. I'm standing by for him to do the rest of terran units or do a post on how the protoss fail at manliness... Mothership anyone? lol mothership, strong post | ||
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Vattilega
United States52 Posts
Yes the terran have some manly units but the game as a whole seems like its being made by a different company altogether. One that will make games for kids so that they can get more sales. Original SC and BW were made by MEN for MEN. When i was a 12 yr old boy I wanted a game with WAR in it. But then again most of us were raised on Toonami, DBZ, GUNDAM, ROBOTECH, TRANSFORMERS, and BEAST WARS. Children now probably don't have any issues with playing such a dumb feeling game because of the inundation of sponge bob and magoozi. And as for terrans manliness, id like to point out that there is a ridiculous amount of bass in the marine and goliath gun blasts in sc1 and now they just seem to be shooting .22's The extinction of the visceral experience that was SC1 can be summed up in one unit: The Infestor. Who's the idiot who came up with that and his "spawn infested rine" spell? I seriously CANNOT believe the infestor and the THOR are in the same damn game. | ||
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