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Kozmic
Profile Joined April 2010
28 Posts
April 11 2010 17:57 GMT
#121
OP = Soooo much win. Point to you, sir. I lol'd through the whole darn thing !
When all your wishes are granted, your dreams will be destroyed
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
April 11 2010 17:59 GMT
#122
Damn straight. Read Mani's quote every morning after you wake up and every night before you go to sleep.
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
April 11 2010 18:04 GMT
#123
Haha. I think my personal favorite is when you tell marines to attack something and they yell "DIE DIE DIE!!" or just "YEEARRGHHH!!"
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
The_Piper42
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States426 Posts
April 11 2010 18:05 GMT
#124
Yes! This OP wins.
Boxer, White-Ra, Grubby, Flash fighting!
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
April 11 2010 18:08 GMT
#125
i was wondering why this wasn't closed when all the other joke threads are

then i realized both mods are terrans
funnybananaman
Profile Joined April 2009
United States830 Posts
April 11 2010 18:14 GMT
#126
true story
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
April 11 2010 18:14 GMT
#127
This is so fucken true, if ur not terran ur a fag
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
-Iron-
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany27 Posts
April 11 2010 18:15 GMT
#128
I have only one thing to add: GO BACK TO YOUR KITCHENS PROTOSS PLAYERS!!!
Terran are the most volatile romp n' stomp habanero chili boomshakalaka slam dunk descendants from Spartan warriors while drinking blood of roman gladiators bad ass race out there. If you don't play Terran you can never call yourself a real man. - Mentat
SoLaR[i.C]
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States2969 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-11 18:16:56
April 11 2010 18:16 GMT
#129
On April 11 2010 21:28 hitthat wrote:
True men agree with this thread.
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Hahahaha, this is perfect. While the Terran race might be manly, unfortunately the same cannot be said about those who play with them.

As far as I'm concerned there's only been one MAN to have ever played Terran.
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Trying to bite through the glass trophy like goddamn gorilla... how fucking manly is that?!?

alucardme87
Profile Joined July 2009
Vietnam25 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-11 18:27:41
April 11 2010 18:20 GMT
#130
The best thing about Terran is the scream of Marine in SC1 when they got raped. Now in SC2 the Marine has some kind of hyperventilation so that they're can't even scream properly, the best thing about them has gone. No point for me to play as Terran anymore. I think all 3 races are awesome at this time, but no scream of Marine, no play as Ter for me lol. Bring it back Bliz and maybe this thread will not too suck.
Reaper9
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1724 Posts
April 11 2010 18:26 GMT
#131
Maybe if they made the High Templar's voice manly again, I'd play Protoss. Until then, I'm still sticking with the Men of War. Touche!
I post only when my brain works.
-Iron-
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany27 Posts
April 11 2010 18:27 GMT
#132
There's one man with enough manliness to compensate all the other progamers....
[image loading]
Terran are the most volatile romp n' stomp habanero chili boomshakalaka slam dunk descendants from Spartan warriors while drinking blood of roman gladiators bad ass race out there. If you don't play Terran you can never call yourself a real man. - Mentat
alucardme87
Profile Joined July 2009
Vietnam25 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-11 18:30:52
April 11 2010 18:29 GMT
#133
Can I call Protoss as Gods of War, Zerg as Beasts of War. Those 2 overcome human lol
Wr3k
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2533 Posts
April 11 2010 18:31 GMT
#134
More like terran is the pussy race that sits behind a wall of buildings for 3/4 of the game.

Real men play zerg.
Reaper9
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1724 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-11 18:34:36
April 11 2010 18:34 GMT
#135
But the Zergs are controlled by the {"new"} Queen of Blades. D: She even killed the Overmind's voice!
I post only when my brain works.
junemermaid
Profile Joined September 2006
United States981 Posts
April 11 2010 18:36 GMT
#136
The OP brought his point across very clearly and with such tactful prose that there is very little else to add.
the UMP says YER OUT
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
April 11 2010 18:36 GMT
#137
Now a version for Zerg and Protoss is needed, so that it's easy for new players to decide without making new "which race should I play" threads.
alucardme87
Profile Joined July 2009
Vietnam25 Posts
April 11 2010 18:36 GMT
#138
Yes, that's how it is in the story of Zerg, Overmind is no more, i'm still happy with the voice of Queen of Blade as long as they fix the dialogs that too long to pay attention.
-Iron-
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany27 Posts
April 11 2010 18:38 GMT
#139
The only manly thing about zerg is that their buildings sound like farts.
Terran are the most volatile romp n' stomp habanero chili boomshakalaka slam dunk descendants from Spartan warriors while drinking blood of roman gladiators bad ass race out there. If you don't play Terran you can never call yourself a real man. - Mentat
alucardme87
Profile Joined July 2009
Vietnam25 Posts
April 11 2010 18:39 GMT
#140
I think at this point the Toss has more interesting idea. Those wrap, those blink and all are awesome. And they're easy to eyes to recognize units.
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