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Terrans - A Race For Real Men. - Page 9

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chedda
Profile Joined July 2009
United States1 Post
April 11 2010 20:25 GMT
#161
On April 12 2010 03:39 alucardme87 wrote:
I think at this point the Toss has more interesting idea. Those wrap, those blink and all are awesome. And they're easy to eyes to recognize units.


Yea interesting if you think amulet upgrades are cool right?
Tristan
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada566 Posts
April 11 2010 20:25 GMT
#162
Infested terrans have such a short duration because zerg cant handle that much manliness for very long.
http://Zangano431.tumblr.com/
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
April 11 2010 20:35 GMT
#163
Good god, this is entertaining.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
HUGGY
Profile Joined April 2010
Iceland42 Posts
April 11 2010 20:40 GMT
#164
On April 12 2010 04:46 xAlec wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 12 2010 03:31 Wr3k wrote:
More like terran is the pussy race that sits behind a wall of buildings for 3/4 of the game.

Real men play zerg.


You obviously didn't read the OP.

You'll be given some time to reread and correct your mistakes.


I knorite, we don't such things as this guy has accused us of...
cheer me on coach! (–_–) <3 u CJ!
ScytheMan01
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States114 Posts
April 11 2010 20:41 GMT
#165
Amazing topic, laughed so hard at quality OP
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
April 11 2010 20:44 GMT
#166
One of the best OPs in SC2 forum, imo.
Pile_O_Gunz
Profile Joined April 2010
United Kingdom2 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-11 21:09:34
April 11 2010 20:56 GMT
#167
Pfft.

If the Terran are Habanero chillis then Zerg are the Ghost pepper

Zerglings -These little midgets will tear your eyes out, and give you a permanent smile and im not talking about Botox. The last Terran that survived an attack from a group of these these bad boys came back looking like this:
[image loading]


Roach - The humble cockroach, think those little gits infesting your kitchen are tough to kill ?
[image loading]

well did you hear that if humanity destroyed itself in a nuclear war the resistance these things have to radiation mean they will likely inherit the earth ? If you think thats tough wait till you meet The Roach. He'l burn your face off and inhale that nuclear fallout like it was one of your favourite Cubans.

[image loading]


Bring it on Terran ! my lings are hungry !









I kill joo
ZooG
Profile Joined January 2008
Sweden618 Posts
April 11 2010 21:01 GMT
#168
"Man"-liness should be the terrans, huh?
I chose you, Mantoss!
[image loading]
"Rain, also a name for a meteorological condition" -Artosis
StarBrift
Profile Joined January 2008
Sweden1761 Posts
April 11 2010 21:10 GMT
#169
On April 11 2010 18:12 ComradeDover wrote:
The OP speaks truth. :D

EDIT: Although he forgot how manly Vikings are, headbanging while firing when in ground mode and raiding and pillaging when in air mode. Hell, even women driving banshees somehow manage to be manly.

It's real nice to read this thread as opposed to the 9001 other "Serious Discussions" and complain threads.


Banshees are manly because they're all raging lesbians and that's as manly as a woman will ever become.
Niten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States598 Posts
April 11 2010 21:15 GMT
#170
We so need a Zerg and Protoss version of this thread ASAP.

OP, I reread it and laughed harder than I did the first time. OMFG this thread is win
Korra: "Ok, I know that I'm not good at emotions, but that's what Tenzin's gonna teach me, right? He's gonna teach me to be happy and gentle and spiritual, and the rest of that bullsh**t."
IndecisivePenguin
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States771 Posts
April 11 2010 21:24 GMT
#171
On April 12 2010 06:10 StarBrift wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 11 2010 18:12 ComradeDover wrote:
The OP speaks truth. :D

EDIT: Although he forgot how manly Vikings are, headbanging while firing when in ground mode and raiding and pillaging when in air mode. Hell, even women driving banshees somehow manage to be manly.

It's real nice to read this thread as opposed to the 9001 other "Serious Discussions" and complain threads.


Banshees are manly because they're all raging lesbians and that's as manly as a woman will ever become.


For some strange reason, manly women just aren't very appealing to me. Hmm.
StarBrift
Profile Joined January 2008
Sweden1761 Posts
April 11 2010 21:29 GMT
#172
On April 12 2010 06:24 IndecisivePenguin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 12 2010 06:10 StarBrift wrote:
On April 11 2010 18:12 ComradeDover wrote:
The OP speaks truth. :D

EDIT: Although he forgot how manly Vikings are, headbanging while firing when in ground mode and raiding and pillaging when in air mode. Hell, even women driving banshees somehow manage to be manly.

It's real nice to read this thread as opposed to the 9001 other "Serious Discussions" and complain threads.


Banshees are manly because they're all raging lesbians and that's as manly as a woman will ever become.


For some strange reason, manly women just aren't very appealing to me. Hmm.


To me neither. But they're manly none the less!

As for the topic. Great thread. Made me chuckle.
HUGGY
Profile Joined April 2010
Iceland42 Posts
April 11 2010 21:29 GMT
#173
On April 12 2010 05:25 chedda wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 12 2010 03:39 alucardme87 wrote:
I think at this point the Toss has more interesting idea. Those wrap, those blink and all are awesome. And they're easy to eyes to recognize units.


Yea interesting if you think amulet upgrades are cool right?


I thought i was the only one that noticed that. LOL hella funny
cheer me on coach! (–_–) <3 u CJ!
HUGGY
Profile Joined April 2010
Iceland42 Posts
April 11 2010 21:34 GMT
#174
On April 12 2010 06:29 HUGGY wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 12 2010 05:25 chedda wrote:
On April 12 2010 03:39 alucardme87 wrote:
I think at this point the Toss has more interesting idea. Those wrap, those blink and all are awesome. And they're easy to eyes to recognize units.


Yea interesting if you think amulet upgrades are cool right?


I thought i was the only one that noticed that. LOL hella funny


there jus nothing manly about pie face aliens with jewlry and insects that puke everywhere, theres probably so many tosses that hate this thread so much they are making their own thread to feel better about their race....
cheer me on coach! (–_–) <3 u CJ!
RoosterSamurai
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Japan2108 Posts
April 11 2010 21:35 GMT
#175
And terran has the easiest hotkeys!

No more E for probe
fulmetljaket
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
482 Posts
April 11 2010 21:39 GMT
#176
On April 11 2010 17:29 Mentat wrote:
"Hey Magnus (damn straight he has a manly name like Magnus) I think we need a better way to kill things", so Magnus was like "I agree, strap on some rocket fucking launchers to my arms and I'll start blowing shit up". And he did, and it was good.



LOLOLOL
"Hunter Seeker Missile Is Gay, Just Like You." - Anon @ US
dudeman001
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States2412 Posts
April 11 2010 21:40 GMT
#177
This is absolutely incredible.

There isn't a unit in the Terran army that doesn't have balls of (neo)steel. :3
Sup.
LuDwig-
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Italy1143 Posts
April 11 2010 21:43 GMT
#178
ahhaa the op is fantastic! XD XD XD XD star for him plaese
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=120015&currentpage=98<--Search the HotBid's Post
SilentCrono
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1420 Posts
April 11 2010 21:43 GMT
#179
Terran is the race of big dicked Vikings who rampage across the galaxies in huge battleships, rip up the ground with artillery spawned from the forges of hell, and send waves of valiant warriors to fight the freaks of science.

-Manifesto7
♞ Your soul will forever be lost in the void of a horse. ♞
Iron_
Profile Joined April 2010
United States389 Posts
April 11 2010 22:06 GMT
#180
LOL, the Arnold picture just puts a stamp on a great post
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