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Kin~Slayer
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada56 Posts
September 20 2010 22:04 GMT
#1
Really, this topic should've been titled 'one-dimensional characters say the darnedest things.'

Post some of your favorite quotes from the campaign. Ones you either thought were the silliest/funniest/lamest/whateverest...

My favorite is Tychus in Zero Hour

"Zerg air units inbound. ETA right the HELL NOW!"

I laugh everytime I hear it. cuz it's awesome!
KnightOfNi
Profile Joined December 2007
United States1508 Posts
September 20 2010 22:43 GMT
#2
From the first Odin mission (engine of destruction?):
"Time to kick ass and chew some bubble gum"
"Nothing like kicking back and drinking a cold one over your enemy's dead corpses"

Tychus is lulz XD

Another good one is in the belly of the beast (its more of a convo):
Raynor - If I didn't know better Swann I'd think you were scared
Swann - (some dodgy answer about being good with tools)
Stetmann - Oh, I'm scared <-- YOU'RE THE FUCKING MEDIC WITH SELF HEALING POWERS STFU NOOB ()
RIP eSTRO :(
QuothTheRaven
Profile Joined December 2008
United States5524 Posts
September 20 2010 22:58 GMT
#3
"Jimmy, are those . . . vulture bikes?"
-- Good eye, Tychus!

My teams partner(s) all say it every time we see someone with the vulture icon.
. . . nevermore
Percutio
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1672 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-21 01:55:59
September 21 2010 01:55 GMT
#4
Absolutely 100% the firebat.

"My goose is getting cooked!"

-Firebat
What does it matter how I loose it?
frogmelter
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States971 Posts
September 21 2010 02:30 GMT
#5
"My ship has taken terrible terrible damage!" Horace Warfield
TL+ Member
nubster
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States49 Posts
September 21 2010 02:34 GMT
#6
"and I thought we was gonna play poker with em" - Tychus
University of Michigan Starcraft Team
Dfgj
Profile Joined May 2008
Singapore5922 Posts
September 21 2010 02:41 GMT
#7
I was a little amused at Mira Han making Matt Horner extremely uncomfortable whenever possible.
YoureFired
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States822 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-21 03:07:22
September 21 2010 03:00 GMT
#8
"It followed me home... can I keep it?"

When the doctor gets attacked:

"Game over man! I'm done! I'm done! Don't wanna play anymore!"

and of course Tychus on Char after they get back to the main base:
"Boys, I hate to interrupt... but THE NATIVES ARE GETTIN' RESTLESS"

edit: oh and how can I forget: science vessel
"I'M IN A PICKLE!"
ted cruz is the zodiac killer
Tuneful
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States327 Posts
September 21 2010 03:18 GMT
#9
My favorite:

+ Show Spoiler +
"On a distant, shadowed world, the Protoss will make their final stand. Their heroes will gather, their forces will be marshaled, and they will die bravely. But still, they will die. And my zerg.. will be slaves.. to the hybrid. All will bow before the power of the fallen one." - Overmind
"I play this game for three years, twelve hours a day - I shouldn't lose to these people"
Iranon
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States983 Posts
September 21 2010 03:32 GMT
#10
Artanis:
+ Show Spoiler +
My brethren, hear me, for there is little time left. All that remains of our race, our civilization, are those that stand beside you now. Trust in each other. Strike as one will. Let our last stand burn a memory so bright we will be remembered forever.


The voice actor there fit the awesome epic-ness of that mission perfectly. Reminds me of Aldaris at the end of the last BW mission briefing, with "Executor. Tassadar. This comes too late to you. But the Conclave has witnessed your defeat of the Cerebrate. They know now that they cannot deny the necessity or the valiancy of your actions. We sought to punish you, while it was we who were in error. You represent what is greatest in us all, and all our hopes go with you. EN TARO ADUN, brave Sons of Aiur!" Every so often in my head, I still hear Aldaris say that last sentence...
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
September 21 2010 04:02 GMT
#11
On September 21 2010 07:04 Kin~Slayer wrote:
Really, this topic should've been titled 'one-dimensional characters say the darnedest things.'

Post some of your favorite quotes from the campaign. Ones you either thought were the silliest/funniest/lamest/whateverest...

My favorite is Tychus in Zero Hour

"Zerg air units inbound. ETA right the HELL NOW!"

I laugh everytime I hear it. cuz it's awesome!


This line made me cringe pretty bad.
SaikOuLighT
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada742 Posts
September 21 2010 04:07 GMT
#12
On September 21 2010 12:32 Iranon wrote:
Artanis:
+ Show Spoiler +
My brethren, hear me, for there is little time left. All that remains of our race, our civilization, are those that stand beside you now. Trust in each other. Strike as one will. Let our last stand burn a memory so bright we will be remembered forever.


The voice actor there fit the awesome epic-ness of that mission perfectly. Reminds me of Aldaris at the end of the last BW mission briefing, with "Executor. Tassadar. This comes too late to you. But the Conclave has witnessed your defeat of the Cerebrate. They know now that they cannot deny the necessity or the valiancy of your actions. We sought to punish you, while it was we who were in error. You represent what is greatest in us all, and all our hopes go with you. EN TARO ADUN, brave Sons of Aiur!" Every so often in my head, I still hear Aldaris say that last sentence...


I really like artanis' VA. He gives him the feel of a great leader, yet you can still hear his youthfulness.
Shaka_Kon
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada112 Posts
September 21 2010 04:15 GMT
#13
Homer: Don't you ever meet any normal girls?
say cheese!...... NOT
smegged
Profile Joined August 2010
Australia213 Posts
September 21 2010 05:50 GMT
#14
I really disliked the newscasts, mainly because they should have shown a completely biased news source, not the "one objective journalist and one sycophant" that they showed.

I did like Gabriel Tosh. Pretty much everything he said was awesome. This dialog always makes me chuckle though:

Swan - "You should check these guys out. Marauders. They're the latest in big bada-boom hardware."
Raynor - "I don't think this is a good time to be experimentin' Swan."
Swan - "Relax hotshot just try these guys out against those stalkers, you'll see."
"I'm usually happy when I can see Dark Templar, Its when I can't see them that I get angry." - Altar
happyness
Profile Joined June 2010
United States2400 Posts
September 21 2010 06:36 GMT
#15
"Coming up: Are your kids using stimpacks?"
LoveSponge
Profile Joined August 2010
Australia237 Posts
September 21 2010 06:45 GMT
#16
Couldn't stand most of the one liners in the campaign...i don't find them funny and most of them are cringy. Tychus sucked.

As mentioned above the Artanis quote is awesome. That mission had most of the best moments in the campaign.
Kin~Slayer
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada56 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-21 08:07:57
September 21 2010 08:06 GMT
#17
Horner: Don't you ever meet any normal girls?


Swann: heh, looks like your girl came through
Raynor: She's not my girl!
Swann: What? Scary assassin lady whose just as likely to come after you next? Sounds like your kind of girl

and of course the VA for Mengsk is just fantastic

"Make no mistake! War is coming. With all it's glory... and all it's horror... "
gaizka
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States991 Posts
September 21 2010 08:58 GMT
#18
On September 21 2010 11:30 frogmelter wrote:
"My ship has taken terrible terrible damage!" Horace Warfield

kmkkmk
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany418 Posts
September 21 2010 10:10 GMT
#19
On September 21 2010 12:00 YoureFired wrote:
"It followed me home... can I keep it?"


This is my favorite too. Every time a thor says that I smile.
Syncker
Profile Joined September 2010
Finland142 Posts
September 21 2010 10:57 GMT
#20
"MARINES! We are leaving!" The mission where u had to stop kerrigan getting those buildings or w/e.
Btw. I think its a reference from a Call of Duty 4 Cargo mission where the cargo ship got destroyed.
zimms
Profile Joined November 2009
Austria561 Posts
September 21 2010 11:04 GMT
#21
On September 21 2010 19:57 Syncker wrote:
"MARINES! We are leaving!" The mission where u had to stop kerrigan getting those buildings or w/e.
Btw. I think its a reference from a Call of Duty 4 Cargo mission where the cargo ship got destroyed.


What? I don't think that's a reference to any CoD, it's just a normal sentence. I guess a real marine hears it like every day.

OT: One of my favourite quotes is one that actually isn't in the game anymore.
+ Show Spoiler +
In an earlier version after Jimmy killed Dr. Hanson he turned around and said to himself "What is it with all the women in my life."
Telenil
Profile Joined September 2010
France484 Posts
September 21 2010 12:21 GMT
#22
My favorite is Selendis' "The only cure to zerg infestation is purification by fire. You know this to be true, James Raynor!"
I never believed Hanson would find a cure to infestation, if only because no one ever has since the zerg first appeared, so reading this was like "Okay, finding a cure would be nice, but you know, miracles don't happen."
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Archerofaiur
Profile Joined August 2008
United States4101 Posts
September 21 2010 12:30 GMT
#23
"Its time to kick this revolution....into overdrive!"




http://sclegacy.com/news/28-scl/250-starcraftlegacy-macro-theorycrafting-contest-winners
PrinceXizor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States17713 Posts
September 21 2010 12:33 GMT
#24
"I make them good girls go bad" - Overmind.


errr.... Definitely Any protoss quote ever, the protoss tend to make the best quotes, like as each of the great leaders are defeated in the final zeratul mission.
keV.
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States3214 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-21 13:24:21
September 21 2010 13:23 GMT
#25
On September 21 2010 21:30 Archerofaiur wrote:
"Its time to kick this revolution....into overdrive!"






MEGA NO.

I just like how all Tosses say. "James Raynor" in full all the time.
"brevity is the soul of wit" - William Shakesman
Archerofaiur
Profile Joined August 2008
United States4101 Posts
September 21 2010 13:29 GMT
#26
On September 21 2010 22:23 keV. wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2010 21:30 Archerofaiur wrote:
"Its time to kick this revolution....into overdrive!"






MEGA NO.



Ive realized that you have to buy into Starcraft's corny/campy side in order to fully enjoy it. Like when you first heard "ZUUUUURG!!!!! The very mention of this terrifing race once brought fear...."
http://sclegacy.com/news/28-scl/250-starcraftlegacy-macro-theorycrafting-contest-winners
skintigh
Profile Joined September 2010
United States4 Posts
September 21 2010 16:53 GMT
#27
My favorite quote by far is "in the rear with the gear" and when that doctor lady is constantly telling me I've struck a blow. Thanks for your strategic analysis, lady who lives in a lab and has no military training whatsoever.
Sleep is for the week
vectorix108
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States4633 Posts
September 21 2010 17:00 GMT
#28
anything the science vessell says is pretty funny. i love his accent
Aka XephyR/Shaneyesss
Enugor
Profile Joined September 2010
Netherlands3 Posts
September 21 2010 17:24 GMT
#29
'That thing may kill the Queen of Blades, but it's our sweat and blood that'll make it happen, after everything we've been through, past all the fire and fury... The one thing I know is that we can count on eachother to get the job done, or die tryin' if that's what it takes... Because some things, are just worth fightin'' for.'

-Jimmy Raynor.
Being awesome takes skill.
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-21 17:52:53
September 21 2010 17:51 GMT
#30
On September 21 2010 11:30 frogmelter wrote:
"My ship has taken terrible terrible damage!" Horace Warfield

This
Along with Stetman during Belly of the Beast:
"She's dead Jim" (referring to the giant queen)
Also, the entire Raynor speech during the "Fire and Fury" Cutscene
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
Asx32
Profile Joined May 2010
Poland24 Posts
September 21 2010 18:02 GMT
#31
Terran Medic: "You'd better send some body bags"

And the "All Time Best":
'Do you hear them, Zeratul? Whispering from the stars...' - Kerrigan
It's like: "You know... I don't really care... about anything. I just asked, because I thought it would be nice"
rigelq
Profile Joined May 2010
United States230 Posts
September 21 2010 18:43 GMT
#32
when the battle cruiser comes under fire "abandon ship!". Cause they would be so much safer being outside of the gigantic spaceship...
Shiladie
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1631 Posts
September 21 2010 19:26 GMT
#33
There are tonnes of amazing epic protoss quotes around, but I still think that nothing comes close to the one quote that sticks out in my mind for all SC campaigns:

"You see, at this point, I'm pretty much the queen bitch of the universe"
from the mission briefing for Omega (final BW mission)
dka
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States132 Posts
September 21 2010 19:36 GMT
#34
On September 21 2010 07:43 KnightOfNi wrote:
From the first Odin mission (engine of destruction?):
"Time to kick ass and chew some bubble gum"


Haha, I laughed too when he said that. That line is from Duke Nukem, oh the good old days.
Kin~Slayer
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada56 Posts
September 21 2010 19:44 GMT
#35
Terran Medic: "You'd better send some body bags"


I love how totally unsympathic the medics and medivacs are

"suck it up! You're acting like you got BOTH arms blown off!"
Mob
Profile Joined April 2010
Austria152 Posts
September 21 2010 20:05 GMT
#36
On September 22 2010 04:36 dka wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2010 07:43 KnightOfNi wrote:
From the first Odin mission (engine of destruction?):
"Time to kick ass and chew some bubble gum"


Haha, I laughed too when he said that. That line is from Duke Nukem, oh the good old days.



it's gonna come again! soon! FOREVER
yadda!
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
September 21 2010 20:38 GMT
#37
On September 21 2010 22:29 Archerofaiur wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2010 22:23 keV. wrote:
On September 21 2010 21:30 Archerofaiur wrote:
"Its time to kick this revolution....into overdrive!"






MEGA NO.



Ive realized that you have to buy into Starcraft's corny/campy side in order to fully enjoy it. Like when you first heard "ZUUUUURG!!!!! The very mention of this terrifing race once brought fear...."

huh? How can you compare those two. There was never anything wrong with the bw quote, but the sc2 quote is terrible.
The Touch
Profile Joined September 2010
United Kingdom667 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-23 12:04:22
September 23 2010 12:01 GMT
#38
Donny Vermillion - "I had a brother on Tarsonis..."

Seriously, I think that was the best character moment in the whole campaign; the unabashed Arcturus Mengsk propaganda mouthpiece beside himself at what his ruler did to his family for political gain. None of the Jimmy/Kerrigan/Tychus stuff even came close.
You Got The Touch
SmoKim
Profile Joined March 2010
Denmark10301 Posts
September 23 2010 12:59 GMT
#39
On September 22 2010 04:36 dka wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2010 07:43 KnightOfNi wrote:
From the first Odin mission (engine of destruction?):
"Time to kick ass and chew some bubble gum"


Haha, I laughed too when he said that. That line is from Duke Nukem, oh the good old days.


its from the movie "They Live" that Duke Nukem took it from

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Koshi
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Belgium38799 Posts
September 23 2010 13:09 GMT
#40
On September 21 2010 19:10 kmkkmk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2010 12:00 YoureFired wrote:
"It followed me home... can I keep it?"


This is my favorite too. Every time a thor says that I smile.


I hate Thors, damn Arnold Schwarzenegger...
I had a good night of sleep.
ZaaaaaM
Profile Joined March 2010
Netherlands1828 Posts
September 23 2010 14:46 GMT
#41
Do you hear them, Zeratul? Whispering from the stars...
no dude, the question
MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
September 23 2010 15:21 GMT
#42
On September 21 2010 11:30 frogmelter wrote:
"My ship has taken terrible terrible damage!" Horace Warfield


+1 for this. I lol'd for several minutes.
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Meiya
Profile Joined August 2007
Australia1169 Posts
September 23 2010 15:36 GMT
#43
I know it isn't from the campaign, but my favourite line overall is the Medevac's 'WE'RE HIT, WE'RE HIT, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE-haha, just kidding, shoulda seen the looks on your faces!'.

Also 'dayum, premature detonation!' and 'Siege tank, why can't I quit you?'
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yoplate
Profile Joined August 2010
United States332 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-24 00:23:13
September 24 2010 00:22 GMT
#44
"Game over man!"-The 3rd group of dominion soldiers behind rocks attacked by the omegalisk in the nydus killing mission. Aliens FTW.
ULTRA[tor]
Profile Joined August 2006
Spain20 Posts
September 24 2010 00:35 GMT
#45
Tygus: "You cant fix stupid"
Horner: "you never meet any normal girls"
Medic: "on second thought, just call me" :D and the follow up ofc :D
Medic: "here is some lotion...." you get the idea :D
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DyEnasTy
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3714 Posts
September 24 2010 00:53 GMT
#46
On September 21 2010 19:57 Syncker wrote:
"MARINES! We are leaving!" The mission where u had to stop kerrigan getting those buildings or w/e.
Btw. I think its a reference from a Call of Duty 4 Cargo mission where the cargo ship got destroyed.


Dude that line is from Aliens 2. Or it was very similar. Havent seen it in awhile.
Much better to die an awesome Terran than to live as a magic wielding fairy or a mindless sac of biological goop. -Manifesto7
FinestHour
Profile Joined August 2010
United States18466 Posts
September 24 2010 00:59 GMT
#47
I AM HERE. CLICK ME.
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Dfgj
Profile Joined May 2008
Singapore5922 Posts
September 24 2010 01:50 GMT
#48
On September 24 2010 09:59 FinestHour wrote:
I AM HERE. CLICK ME.

The Thor is just fantastic.
Zeroes
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1102 Posts
September 24 2010 04:11 GMT
#49
My life for Aiur!
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Birthday
Profile Joined September 2010
17 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-24 07:03:06
September 24 2010 07:02 GMT
#50
The UNN News broadcast after Outlaws, when Arcturus talks about the artifacts. "Anyone found in the possession of these items will be dealt with to the fullest extent of the LAAAW". James Harper has a great low, grueling voice in general but the way he says LAAAW in that sentence is just awesome.

And of course Tychus' "I swear man, I didn't know nothin' 'bout no Zerg!" Triple negative!
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Asx32
Profile Joined May 2010
Poland24 Posts
September 24 2010 21:00 GMT
#51
"She's come to finish the job"
- Raynor, Escape from Mar Sara

I like the way he said it
mmorrow401
Profile Joined September 2010
United States29 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-24 21:20:24
September 24 2010 21:19 GMT
#52
On September 21 2010 20:04 zimms wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2010 19:57 Syncker wrote:
"MARINES! We are leaving!" The mission where u had to stop kerrigan getting those buildings or w/e.
Btw. I think its a reference from a Call of Duty 4 Cargo mission where the cargo ship got destroyed.


What? I don't think that's a reference to any CoD, it's just a normal sentence. I guess a real marine hears it like every day.



This quote is from the movie ALIENS...
jjl
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States85 Posts
September 24 2010 21:34 GMT
#53
Nova: "I can read your mind, you know. Not a whole lot going on in there."
GoooN
Profile Joined August 2010
217 Posts
September 24 2010 22:11 GMT
#54
Karass: Ugh, I wish I could not read your mind.
im a roc
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States745 Posts
September 24 2010 22:18 GMT
#55
I don't remember the exact quote, but on Belly of the Beast Raynor says something awesome about making a Nydus BBQ that made me laugh really hard.
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Opossum
Profile Joined May 2010
Germany48 Posts
September 25 2010 00:25 GMT
#56
On September 21 2010 21:30 Archerofaiur wrote:
"Its time to kick this revolution....into overdrive!"


Could've been a lot better if it were:

"It's time to kick this revolution...

*sunglasses*

... into overdrive!"

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Buttscratcher?
aimaimaim
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Philippines2167 Posts
September 25 2010 00:31 GMT
#57
im surprised no one said

"Friend Raynor"
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Half
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2554 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-25 01:03:43
September 25 2010 01:03 GMT
#58
I like the Garbriel tosh monologue. It wasnt as cheesy as the rest of the monologues in the campaign.


"MARINES! We are leaving!" The mission where u had to stop kerrigan getting those buildings or w/e.
Btw. I think its a reference from a Call of Duty 4 Cargo mission where the cargo ship got destroyed.


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Lysis
Profile Joined October 2009
United States147 Posts
September 25 2010 01:27 GMT
#59
"It ain't over 'till it's over you son of a bitch!"

Probably my favorite quote from the campaign. Also the entire cutscene called "Nova" was just hilarious. And the Dustin Browder reference that Warfield makes made me lol for a few minutes.
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MementoMori
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada419 Posts
September 25 2010 02:27 GMT
#60
On September 23 2010 21:59 SmoKim wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 22 2010 04:36 dka wrote:
On September 21 2010 07:43 KnightOfNi wrote:
From the first Odin mission (engine of destruction?):
"Time to kick ass and chew some bubble gum"


Haha, I laughed too when he said that. That line is from Duke Nukem, oh the good old days.


its from the movie "They Live" that Duke Nukem took it from

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso


Awesome, I always had assumed it came from Duke Nukem originally. Gonna have to check that movie out!
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Profile Joined July 2010
United States1482 Posts
September 25 2010 03:17 GMT
#61
On September 23 2010 21:01 The Touch wrote:
Donny Vermillion - "I had a brother on Tarsonis..."

Seriously, I think that was the best character moment in the whole campaign; the unabashed Arcturus Mengsk propaganda mouthpiece beside himself at what his ruler did to his family for political gain. None of the Jimmy/Kerrigan/Tychus stuff even came close.


^that was pretty good i thought, more so the moment than the dialogue of course.
SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
September 25 2010 04:22 GMT
#62
On September 23 2010 21:01 The Touch wrote:
Donny Vermillion - "I had a brother on Tarsonis..."

Seriously, I think that was the best character moment in the whole campaign; the unabashed Arcturus Mengsk propaganda mouthpiece beside himself at what his ruler did to his family for political gain. None of the Jimmy/Kerrigan/Tychus stuff even came close.

another vote for this. pretty disappointing when the best line comes from a comedic relief character
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ibreakurface
Profile Joined June 2010
United States664 Posts
September 25 2010 05:08 GMT
#63
"Whats up mon?"
-Gabriel Tosh
:) I play zerg. FOX AND KT ROLSTER COASTER FAN! Because I love everyone. Except bisu.
aimaimaim
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Philippines2167 Posts
September 25 2010 17:33 GMT
#64
On September 25 2010 14:08 ibreakurface wrote:
"Whats up mon?"
-Gabriel Tosh


weh ... ????
Religion is a dying idea .. || 'E-sport' outside Korea are nerds who wants to feel like rockstars. || I'm not gonna fuck with trolls on General Forum ever again .. FUCK!
keioh
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
France1099 Posts
September 25 2010 18:04 GMT
#65
My favourite :
Belly of the beast, when you first encounters banelings. I have the french version but nonetheless:
"Wow c'était pas loin. Ce serait mieux de pas les laisser exploser près de nous la prochaine fois !" from the medic, then Tychus answers :
"Merci du tuyau gamin. Maintenant ferme ta gueule." with a totally badass voice.

Translates to :
"Wow, that was close. It would be better not to let them explode near us next time !"
"Thanks for the tip kid. Now shut the fuck up."

Also all quote from the mission where you have to protect the Odin.
"Botter des culs et mâcher du chewing-gum." from Duke Nukem
"Ca c'était de la vidange de compétition." which translate to "That was one hella good drain" but I don't know if you would say this in english after peeing...
GIMME ALL THE BELGIAN WAFFLES I CAN GET FOR THIS MONEY !!!!!! BELGIAN WAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLEEEEEEEEES
Millitron
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2611 Posts
September 25 2010 21:04 GMT
#66
On September 21 2010 19:57 Syncker wrote:
"MARINES! We are leaving!" The mission where u had to stop kerrigan getting those buildings or w/e.
Btw. I think its a reference from a Call of Duty 4 Cargo mission where the cargo ship got destroyed.


It is in the Cargo Ship mission, but CoD didn't invent the line. Pretty sure it was in a movie way before CoD4, I'm not sure what movie, either one of the Aliens movies or Starship Troopers.
Who called in the fleet?
Sabu113
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States11047 Posts
September 25 2010 21:11 GMT
#67
""The only cure to zerg infestation is purification by fire. You know this to be true, James Raynor!""

Hands down.

The nova quote is pretty awesome as well.
Biomine is a drunken chick who is on industrial strength amphetamines and would just grab your dick and jerk it as hard and violently as she could while screaming 'OMG FUCK ME', because she saw it in a Sasha Grey video ...-Wombat_Ni
ultratorr
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada332 Posts
September 25 2010 21:38 GMT
#68
"Buy a girl a drink?" - Annabelle in Cantina
deth2munkies
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States4051 Posts
September 25 2010 23:39 GMT
#69
On September 22 2010 04:36 dka wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2010 07:43 KnightOfNi wrote:
From the first Odin mission (engine of destruction?):
"Time to kick ass and chew some bubble gum"


Haha, I laughed too when he said that. That line is from Duke Nukem, oh the good old days.



Actually it was from a movie called "They Live"

RedKnox
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Denmark48 Posts
September 26 2010 00:17 GMT
#70
Uhrwwwahhh - Overload
In Life you Gaming, In Death you Dating. SliverDust: SCV with Stim? Mine Mine, use stim, I MOST MINE MOREEE!!!
SC2Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2814 Posts
September 26 2010 00:33 GMT
#71
On September 26 2010 09:17 RedKnox wrote:
Uhrwwwahhh - Overload
This :D
Who the fuck has a family of fucking trees? This song is so god damn stupid. Fuck you song, fuck you and your stupid trees. -itmeJP
SmoKim
Profile Joined March 2010
Denmark10301 Posts
September 26 2010 13:02 GMT
#72
On September 25 2010 11:27 MementoMori wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 23 2010 21:59 SmoKim wrote:
On September 22 2010 04:36 dka wrote:
On September 21 2010 07:43 KnightOfNi wrote:
From the first Odin mission (engine of destruction?):
"Time to kick ass and chew some bubble gum"


Haha, I laughed too when he said that. That line is from Duke Nukem, oh the good old days.


its from the movie "They Live" that Duke Nukem took it from

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso


Awesome, I always had assumed it came from Duke Nukem originally. Gonna have to check that movie out!


do it, its a hillarious b-movie ^__^
"LOL I have 202 supply right now (3 minutes later)..."LOL NOW I HAVE 220 SUPPLY SUP?!?!?" - Mondragon
KameZerg
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Sweden1761 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-26 13:59:18
September 26 2010 13:53 GMT
#73
"You have prevailed for now. Word of this sacrilege will echo across the stars"
- Lhassir



Now thats why i play protoss
asdasdasdasdasd123123123
Dr. ROCKZO
Profile Joined May 2010
New Zealand396 Posts
September 28 2010 23:20 GMT
#74
Ragnarok and Roll gets me everytime.
or something
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-29 00:28:36
September 29 2010 00:27 GMT
#75
This too...

Tychus: "Damn straight, bettin our asses on some alien piece of crap dont sit right with me"

Raynor: "I hear ya Tychus, but if I was banking everything on that, I'd be quit already. Cause here we are in the mouth of hell, and we made it this far by leaning on eachother."

Warfield: "Whether its blind luck, or damn fool courage, I've never seen anything like what you two jokers have pulled off"

Raynor: "That thing may be the key to stopping the queen of blades. But its out sweat and blood that will make it happen. After everything we've been through, as to all the fire and fury, the one thing I know is that we can count on eachother to get the job done, or die trying, if thats what it takes. *looks down at the dogtag* Because somethings are just worth fighting for."
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
NeVeR
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
1352 Posts
September 29 2010 00:55 GMT
#76
"I AM HERE IN THE SHADOWS..."
Envian
Profile Joined September 2010
United States3 Posts
September 29 2010 01:46 GMT
#77
Right before the last mission, while... inspecting? talking to? the Xel'Naga Artifact...

"Easy Tychus, this ain't science fiction." - Jim
i liek pancakes
-KarmA
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States353 Posts
September 29 2010 01:47 GMT
#78
I liked most of Tychus' dialogue and the comic relief he put in made the game for me.
For instance -
"Sir, may i ask what the convict is still doing on my bridge?" *Tychus adjusts self*
"Damn these eggheads thought of everything in here" *flush*

I also got a laugh out of the Diamondbacks
"Uh huh... uh huh... uh huh... what?"

PangO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Chile1870 Posts
September 29 2010 01:51 GMT
#79
IT has to be: The only cure to zerg infestation is purification by fire. You know this to be true, James Raynor!
In Economics, the majority is always wrong. aka: MattRz
Clup
Profile Joined September 2010
United States7 Posts
September 29 2010 04:45 GMT
#80
When Tichus says "Ive got me some liquid refreshment" on the first Odin level.
convert
Profile Joined April 2010
Australia12 Posts
September 29 2010 07:37 GMT
#81
The reference to Hannibal Smith from The A-team at the end of In Utter Darkness is pretty sneaky, "I love it when I plan comes together"
spritzz
Profile Joined November 2009
Canada331 Posts
October 05 2010 00:24 GMT
#82
Welcome to the Jungle:

Protoss: arrrgh!(paraphrased)
Jim: "we'll just grab some gas and be on our way "
Protoss: "NO!! :@:@"
zugzug
piroko139
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States261 Posts
October 05 2010 01:31 GMT
#83
Tychus: Oh man, those Dominion engineers thought o' everything *flush*
Billy_
Profile Joined September 2010
461 Posts
October 05 2010 12:24 GMT
#84
My brethren, hear me, for there is little time left. All that remains of our race, our civilization, are those that stand beside you now. Trust in each other. Strike as one will. Let our last stand burn a memory so bright we will be remembered forever.


Why am I only the third person to credit Artanis for this?

All of the Protoss in Wings of Liberty were great. Especially Artanis and Selendis. Even the cliched lines were good simply because the voice actors were consistently great. Like the way that Selendis dies saying "Forgive me great Tassadar... I was not... strong... enough" with her strength fading with each spoken word... just about brought a tear to my eye.
ilovesin
Profile Joined June 2007
Germany92 Posts
October 05 2010 12:51 GMT
#85
Absolutly the often mentioned: "It followed me home can i keep it?" i laughed to hard
It followed me home, can I keep it?
Ayush_SCtoss
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
India3050 Posts
October 05 2010 16:12 GMT
#86
It followed me home...Can I keep it?
The best^^

End my suffering
Myrkul
Profile Joined February 2009
Croatia132 Posts
October 07 2010 21:11 GMT
#87
I can't believe nobody posted this yet.

After the Odin mission when you talk to Tychus at the bar Raynor asks him how did he like driving the Odin and Tychus says something like:

"Man that thing is the single most beautiful thing in all creation, sittin' in that thing and dispensing righteous fury just about brought a tear to my eye"
July = best goddamn zvp in this part of the universe
swiftazn
Profile Joined October 2010
United States36 Posts
October 07 2010 22:42 GMT
#88
can't believe no one has said this one yet (my personal fave)

"I can appreciate some good, honest craziness, but that guy... he's got something broke inside" Tychus Findaly talking about Tosh

this one made me laugh for awhile and made me chuckle every couple days
ShmotZ
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States581 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-08 01:34:21
October 08 2010 01:33 GMT
#89
My favorite quote is towards the end of the mission before All in where you can choose to kill the nydus worms.

"Tychus" : Damn jimmy, the lava's rising!
"Raynor": TYCHUS YOU IDIOT; THAT WAS THE PLAN!

Also the diamond backs are pretty sweet =]
"Yes infact i do own the road"
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it"
Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." - Bender
KillerPlague
Profile Joined June 2010
United States1386 Posts
October 14 2010 21:43 GMT
#90
wow i totally forgot about this one but just played it again and lmFao!
horner: be careful in there
raynor: hey careful is my middle name *chuckles*
horner: i thought it was eugene? *smirks*
raynor: shut it matt *unhappy*
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