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valheru
Australia966 Posts
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Gahlo
United States35172 Posts
Next stop 1100. | ||
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noggnoskill
United States97 Posts
I ban Warwick every game because fuck that guy. He's not even that strong, but I still hate his shit. Some dude says he wants to lanewick, but I'm like NOPE.jpg and ban that fucker anyway, because I'm not going to fp Warwick and I sure as fuck don't want to play against him. Some other dude calls AD, but I can't carry scrubs this bad as anyone but KING GRAVES so of course that's who I lock in as. So the would-be lanewick after raging at me picks Janna, who would be a much better champion to have on the team anyway. Game starts, our mid buys a dorans ring and disconnects. Mr Mid keeps disconnecting and reconnecting all game while the enemy Vladimir gets fed as fuck, so I just afk farm like a true champion all game. People are like oh no we have a dc its over free lose ggggggggg but I'm like NO fuck that these kids are retarded and I won't lose to them. So I once I have a phantom dancer I start to run around with my dudes and try to salvage this miserable game. Thankfully, since I'm KING GRAVES all of their leads don't mean shit because they just melt anyway. And then we push to the nexus and win. Now seeing what I did in champion select, you might be thinking, "YOU'RE WHAT'S WRONG WITH SOLO QUEUE, YOU'RE A DICK," but don't worry, because in the next game, karma kicks me right in the ass. I'm last pick, I say "YO MANG AD PLS" so of course our dude first picks Caitlyn. But not just any Caitlyn. No, this is exhaust/ghost Caitlyn. Of course, being last pick you can expect to play no other role than support. But I'm not going to support some exhaust/ghost AD carry with a traditional support. No sirree, untraditional summoner spells calls for untraditional support champions. What do you do when you think your AD carry can't even accomplish the most basic task of last hitting? You turn it into a kill lane. So away I went, with Exhaust/Ignite Garen. I'm talking to my bros on mumble, saying "YO MANG I SHOULD TOTALLY GO TO THIS LEE SIN'S RED AND JUST KILL HIM THERE LOLOL" but eventually decide against it and wait in the lane brush, as Garens do. Thankfully the Caitlyn was smart enough to do the one thing that could potentially result in a kill, and that's put a trap on top of me. Naturally, the enemy Ashe facechecks that shit immediately, no volley, no hawkshot, so he gets instagibbed. Unfortunately my AD got the kill instead of me, so I couldn't quite afford another dblade. The game goes on with cait freefarming by herself vs an Ashe Alistar lane because people aren't very good at this game, and I'm just roaming around like a bauss. Eventually I kill lee sin enough that he just leaves the game, causing them to surrender at 20 minutes because they didn't want to play a 4v5. More CARRIED AS SUPPORT stories later. | ||
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Sabin010
United States1892 Posts
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DawN883
Sweden558 Posts
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TheKefka
Croatia11752 Posts
I'm a bit worried because it might come down crashing on me when the universe decides that its enough and starts throwing a equal amount of negative at me again lol. | ||
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HazMat
United States17077 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/UhzXX.png) What are the odds, lol. Also, the 1rp. OP And why do my screenshots always come out so blurry. | ||
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EchelonTee
United States5260 Posts
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gtrsrs
United States9109 Posts
only posting because of my super witty comback imo ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/Tvac1.jpg) also, what's with ranked 5s? it's like saturated with millions of teams of plat players. nearly every game we've played, there's been at least one 2k elo player on the other team. madness. thought starting a new 5s team would be stomping a bunch of 1200s for the first 10 games but it is not so | ||
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unichan
United States4223 Posts
anyways new lzh sucks, unichan #1 old lzh mascot 4 life | ||
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gtrsrs
United States9109 Posts
On April 10 2012 23:37 unichan wrote: new 5s team elo is based on who's playing and their elos. it's not a fresh new elo for you anyways new lzh sucks, unichan #1 old lzh mascot 4 life does dejester have a fetish for little boys or something? errr, i actually don't know your age but i picture you as young. and he was definitely sexually attracted to lourlo at the lan. followed him around like a puppy dog in love T_T | ||
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unichan
United States4223 Posts
On April 11 2012 00:17 gtrsrs wrote: does dejester have a fetish for little boys or something? errr, i actually don't know your age but i picture you as young. and he was definitely sexually attracted to lourlo at the lan. followed him around like a puppy dog in love T_T no i meant old lzh as in like old members, i don't know any of the new ones, and i'm in high school if that's young and that's weird wat ... bye | ||
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triangle
United States3803 Posts
Last game I'm playing ashe, with shitty Lulu support (huzzah free week lulu) who feeds their graves first blood and two additional kills in the first 10 minutes. Graves is really fed, lane is totally unwinnable. Don't give a fuck, farm as much as possible. I turned the game around with an arrow, leading to a teamfight where I get my first penta kill in ranked (well, it took too long to be an official penta kill, but close enough). Carry the game hard with good arrows and not dying. FINALLY back up to 1200 :D | ||
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gtrsrs
United States9109 Posts
On April 11 2012 00:18 unichan wrote: no i meant old lzh as in like old members, i don't know any of the new ones, and i'm in high school if that's young and that's weird wat ... bye oh, i was of the understanding that dejester started lzh. nvm then | ||
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Two_DoWn
United States13684 Posts
On April 11 2012 00:18 unichan wrote: no i meant old lzh as in like old members, i don't know any of the new ones, and i'm in high school if that's young and that's weird wat ... bye How does nearly every creepy thing on this subforum somehow involve unibro. | ||
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Mogwai
United States13274 Posts
On April 11 2012 00:21 Two_DoWn wrote: How does nearly every creepy thing on this subforum somehow involve unibro. How does every creepy thing on this video game forum involve an active member who happens to be a HS girl? That's a damn good question, the world may never know! | ||
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Two_DoWn
United States13684 Posts
On April 11 2012 00:25 Mogwai wrote: How does every creepy thing on this video game forum involve an active member who happens to be a HS girl? That's a damn good question, the world may never know! IKR? Chalk that one up with the ultimate eternal question: "How do magnets work?" | ||
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
Reminds me of that work reunion where my boss' son (prob high school too) was there, and the way he looked at us old dudes professionnally active. May as well have been 35 that day, he wouldn't have looked at me any differently. Guess I understand why old timers hate youngsters now... | ||
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WaveofShadow
Canada31495 Posts
On April 11 2012 00:28 Two_DoWn wrote: IKR? Chalk that one up with the ultimate eternal question: "How do magnets work?" Fucking magnets. So when are we going to see SG alongside 4not and the other up-and-coming pro teams? | ||
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Mogwai
United States13274 Posts
On April 11 2012 00:34 Alaric wrote: For a second I thought "Well, yeah, that's really young" about that high school mention. Then I stopped. Oh fuck, how can that make me feel old already at my age?! >_< Reminds me of that work reunion where my boss' son (prob high school too) was there, and the way he looked at us old dudes professionnally active. May as well have been 35 that day, he wouldn't have looked at me any differently. Guess I understand why old timers hate youngsters now... I feel old in the presence of college kids nowadays, so yea... | ||
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