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Why you shitass decide to pick Zilean even before picks start, and proceed with it even when we have Braum/Jayce/Lee/Corki, eg. nothing worth using a Zilean mid pick on? And that fucking dumbass kept ragging on Janna. Sure Janna is broken and has a ridiculously low skill floor too, but when you put us 4.5v5 at best with your shit pick in our comp, you have a role in it.
And that fucktard Lee. We're leading 7-2 in kills, we have a drake too, and Jayce will get the top tower first.
4 Lee suicides later, the enemy team gets 2 drakes for free, Tristana is 5-0-5 and has caught up on farm, and we're behind in kills and towers.
These shitass guys pick Zilean/Jayce/Corki and do nothing with it. Enemy mid tower stayed at 400 HP for over 10 minutes till they 4v2'd it (because Janna+Trist were taking our bot t2). Either they don't use their goddamn fucking poke, or they don't hit it.
THEN WHY DO YOU PICK THESE CHAMPS YOU FUCKTARDS.
Geez. Fucking done. Random shitass ARAM with poke comp used by players who have no idea how to poke. Corki had 110 cs to Tristana's 80 and we had a bunch of tower damage before these retards started throwing that (I admittedly initiated the first throw, but that's not enough, and certainly not what put them ahead compared to Lee's 4 back-to-back suicides, trying to dive 1v4 for kills (which he won't get ever because Janna, what a fucking greedy moron), or even just to try and steal their blue buff... you'll lose it if you die fucktard.
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Well I mean 99lp but then two intentional feeders in a row makes it really hard for me to do things.
This is really frustrating.
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Met my first dodge scripter today in ranked (my second loss of plat promos no less T_T)
Mystryle
Really weird since his stats/win ratio are all garbage but there is no doubt he was using a script as vayne. I've literally never seen someone tumble that fast and accurately to dodge, even when watching pros.
But I didn't record it/take any snapshots so I literally have no proof. Tried to report but there isn't even a fucking option for hacking/botting/scripting so I just put down intentional feed or some bullshit.
Fuck this game
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4 ARAM games, 4 ally team disconnects.
Like wtf?
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Got back to promos, get my Ryze in first game, things looking up. Even make some sweet plays early, Shaco and I get a doublekill 2v3.
Then internet shits the bed and I spend the rest of the game in a cycle of 6000 ping, reload game, 100 ping for a minute, 6000 ping. Reconnecting is completely broken now, you need to reload every time.
Weirdest part is enemy Tristana saying stuff like "Am I the only one who can tell Ryze is scripting?" Like ya, you caught me, I'm running disconnect_myself.bat.
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On October 28 2014 00:35 Alzadar wrote:
Got back to promos, get my Ryze in first game, things looking up. Even make some sweet plays early, Shaco and I get a doublekill 2v3.
Then internet shits the bed and I spend the rest of the game in a cycle of 6000 ping, reload game, 100 ping for a minute, 6000 ping. Reconnecting is completely broken now, you need to reload every time.
Weirdest part is enemy Tristana saying stuff like "Am I the only one who can tell Ryze is scripting?" Like ya, you caught me, I'm running disconnect_myself.bat.
also what is the point of scripting on Ryze? All you do is point and click on people anyway, it's not like you need to hit hard skillshots or anything.
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I think scripts are for timing execution, doing the optimal rotation at the optimum speed for you so you don't have to, like the Riven quick combo.
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Why are people so stupid.
"We should group so we can engage. They have a poke team and we just die slowly if we don't"
"STFU you fed cait!"
"Well ok, that isn't actually what happened, but whatever. I am talking about what we should do now, not what happened in the past"
"Dude can you shut up you are pissing me off"
Why can't people concentrate on what to do to win the game instead of who they can blame for losing it, and shouting at the only guy willing to talk strategy because they are too stupid to actually THINK about what their team needs to do? I find it incredibly weird that people in this game always take it as a personal insult if you want to discuss the strategy your team should apply beyond stuff that happens in the next 20 seconds.
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every time i get promoted i have to play 3 support games and go straight back to demotion, i find it very hard to win as support in gold because you probably have a bad adc and your team will wander around aimlessly if you dont end the game in laning phase, which is kinda hard as support.
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wtf first two promo games I lag like a mofo for no reason, I finally get a good connection, fucking trash a Riven in lane (with Rammus camping me too) but mid Jayce feeds LB so hard that she's 8-0 by 20 minutes, then Jayce and Kha both AFK. fuckwits
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On October 28 2014 04:51 Simberto wrote:
Why are people so stupid.
"We should group so we can engage. They have a poke team and we just die slowly if we don't"
"STFU you fed cait!"
"Well ok, that isn't actually what happened, but whatever. I am talking about what we should do now, not what happened in the past"
"Dude can you shut up you are pissing me off"
Why can't people concentrate on what to do to win the game instead of who they can blame for losing it, and shouting at the only guy willing to talk strategy because they are too stupid to actually THINK about what their team needs to do? I find it incredibly weird that people in this game always take it as a personal insult if you want to discuss the strategy your team should apply beyond stuff that happens in the next 20 seconds.
To be honest I do take srategical opinions with a grain of salt when they come from people who lost lane very hard, and I think it's the same for a lot of people. Not saying it was necessarily your case but let's say that I have an adc who is 0-4 and lost his tower by 15 minutes, I will have a hard time believing that he actually knows what he's doing and my respect for his opinions will certainly drop significantly.
The logic behind this would be : "You can't even grasp the strategy involved in managing your own lane, how would could you reliably tell me what strategy we have to adopt to win a whole game." Something like this, I imagine, so an a fortiori reasoning.
Edit : I guess I have to post a bit of QQ if I don't want to be off-topic : why the hell are people picking jungle if they don't know what they are doing. I might not be a god but at least I have a clue of what's going on when I'm jungling, just let me take care of it please.
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That feel when Ryze has visage so he is already over cdr cap, then he rage quits because I took blue off him as Xerath. Classic garena players, god I try so hard not to be racist but they are really the most toxic bunch of pricks on oceania.
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Why do you pick jungle Yi if you only try to gank the lanes that are under the enemy tower. How about punishing this stupid Yasuo that just afk pushes all day and stands in front of OUR tower? Every minion wave I told you "pls come yi, easy gank for you", but you just want to go into their jungle and die... stupid useless jungler and then he disconnects for 15min. "what? 2 inhib towers down?" yea man, wtf did you expect.
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Diana loses to Akali 1v1, every lane is feeding. My support isn't zoning at all, I have to ping that he should ward the fucking side bush against Leona. I get really ahead in my lane, killing 1 of them when they tried to 3v2 dive us, but there's just no hope. Everybody dying everywhere for no reason. We have 1 fight that starts out really good, then 4 people jump down into the dragon pit and leave me alone with Akali and Viktor. Thx guys, much fun was had
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I wan to slam everyone who builds full damage vi then whine about being exploded every teamfight with a fucking crowbar.
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I enter the ranked game lobby with my premade friend and we say in the chat that we'd like to go bot together. Our first pick instalocks ezreal adc.
When my friend asks him if he read the chat, he replies : "no didn't read sorry". Yeah, I'm totally buying that. Two thoughts before we even go into the game : 1) If he's this thirsty for a spot he is probably desperate for a win therefore he probably sucks. 2) He just locked in the worst adc in the game.
Ok, great start.
Laning pahse was literally 1v2. I am not even exaggerating if I tell you that ezreal did not touch our opponents before we reached level 6. I took both vayne and thresh to half HP (as Janna) with my adc sitting on his ass and watching me. This makes me hope that he can at least step up and finish them off.
Fun fact : he manages to be out of mana when he reaches level 6. He goes in because you know, levvel 6 timing ! We were both 6 versus thresh 5 and vayne 6. So he uses his jump skill and jumps in. Then realizes he has no mana, gets hooked and instakilled.
From there on I understood that the strategy for that game would be to try and snowball it before Ezreal loses it on his own because he just doesn't have the level required to contribute to the team in any way.
We almsot managed to do that, problem is Ezreal saw it and joined us in the fights, jumping in and getting instagibbed every time he could. Therefore he managed to prevent us from winning by granting the opponent team constant 5v4s on top of the free kills.
I have not played with such a bad adc in a very long time, and that game reminded me that it takes 5 people to win a game while it takes only one person to lose one.
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I'm so pissed. I do everything I can to avoid lagging in a game - check in a custom game before I play, keep a terminal open pinging a Riot server, the works. I get in a ranked game, things are going great, solid 90 ping for first 10 minutes, then bam jumps to 8 billion and I die to turret, spend the next 10 minutes disconnecting and reconnecting again, get in a good 2 minutes where my ping stabilized at 150, actually TP into a fight and we clean house, get Baron with my team, DC again.
My hero team actually fucking wins the game but I get a lose because I was disconnected at the time the Nexus died. What is this bullshit? I took an action that registered in the last minute of the game, why would I not get the win? Fuck I'm aggravated.
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Decide to play ranked again yesterday, go from 0=>100LP. Start my series today and get typical east coast ping and packet loss into a guaranteed loss.
Fucking wonderful.
Getting "supported" by a Mundo that wanted to top doesn't help either.
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