Gank starts with me holding the tower while our roaming mid comes back to lane behind the enemy Ryze. I jump on Ryze, hit him with my passive slow + W. our Xerath misses his stun + W. I continue keeping him slowed with red buff while Xerath misses his Q. Ryze flashes away and i follow with my flash, Xerath gets his Q back and misses it, he has used exactly zero auto attacks the entire fight. Just as about Ryze kills me Xerath gets his W back up, he ofcourse misses it completely. I die, Ryze has something like 40HP left, Xerath just needs to auto him once and he gets the kill.

He misses another Q and ryze kills him too.

At least 6 missed skill shots in a row against a slowed opponent + 0 AA:s used when 1 would of gotten the kill. Top5% indeed.

Oh, and our Rumble went Liandry first with something like 0 armor from runes against Jayce, i got him a kill + 1 assist to start the game, but did not really help, when one EQ from Jayce took like 50% out of him, and he just insisted on staying there with HP:s flashing.

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

October 23 2014 21:12 GMT

#12002

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Isualin

Germany1903 Posts

October 23 2014 21:24 GMT

#12003

Just played a game with 2 ad carries(tristana and lucian) and two top laners(teemo and lee sin) it was demoralizing to say the least.

Alaric

France45622 Posts

October 23 2014 23:49 GMT

#12004

That followed by dumbasses who can't even read that AD's my worst role and force it on me when I'm 5th pick.
Go fuck yourselves morons.

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

October 24 2014 02:57 GMT

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petered

United States1817 Posts

October 24 2014 03:10 GMT

#12006

I recently started playing league again after a 6 month or so break.

First I'm playing against a Nidalee and wtf she transforms at level 1. I'm freaking because I think it is a bug but no one else seems to think much of it. Then a tiny teemo like character turns into a freaking dinosaur and I'm just like, this is a strange and scary new world.

Then my tryndamere teammate recklessly turret dives, ults way too early and gets kited then dies from a final turret shot as he spins away and I'm all like, THIS is the league that I know and love. Some things never change, welcome back petered.

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

October 24 2014 03:27 GMT

#12007

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schmutttt

Australia3856 Posts

October 24 2014 04:37 GMT

#12008

I swear to god Shens taunt hitbox is so fucking tiny now, honestly I taunted THROUGH a tristana for nothing.

GrandInquisitor

New York City13113 Posts

October 24 2014 16:42 GMT

#12009

I used to only have one rule for surrendering during ranked: I surrender when we've taken fewer towers than they've taken inhibitors.

Yesterday I broke that rule and FF'd @ 20 because I was the only person on my team without double-digit deaths. Our jungler + mid + ADC's CS combined was less than their mid's CS. Yikes.

Isualin

Germany1903 Posts

October 24 2014 19:10 GMT

#12010

I lost my promotion series(dirty gold 1 peasant) 5 times in a row. Somehow won the series today but the last game was so fucking stupid we almost threw again.

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

October 24 2014 21:38 GMT

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Fusilero

United Kingdom50293 Posts

October 24 2014 22:23 GMT

#12012

Yaaay down to 0 LP in plat V thanks to some chucklefuck riven who stole top and went 5/12/3 and an elise who has less will to live than rekkles in fnatic.

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

October 25 2014 03:38 GMT

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Alaric

France45622 Posts

October 25 2014 12:07 GMT

#12014

Fucking Ashe to who I feed kills (well, assists, I kept getting the last hits) against some kind of trash tier cocky Ezreal then kept dying by having Zuna-level positioning against Blitzcrank and Veigar. Tried splitting by himself too, yeah sure, you do that as Ashe vs Kha'Zix.

Yasuo used one ult of the whole game, in lane. We have Riven and Lulu? Doesn't matter, that piece of shit never used his ult. Kept dying, had no farm, no contribution at all. We were literally playing a 4v5 with a 2k gold advantage to the other team because of his death. And I mean, really, literally. Piece of shit.

Alzadar

Canada5009 Posts

October 25 2014 18:32 GMT

#12015

Bruiser with insane base damage
3 second AOE stun
Why?

Volband

Hungary6034 Posts

October 25 2014 19:07 GMT

#12016

"Nice, yasuo not banned" - 1-5 Annie who was getting buttfucked by J4 1v1. Sorry, it wasn't 1v1, ourj ungler tried to gank her lane at least three times.

"yeah ban blitz not yasuo, gg moron" - the guy who picked orianna into yasuo and rushed chalice.

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

October 25 2014 19:51 GMT

#12017

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Bulgaria4162 Posts

October 26 2014 08:57 GMT

#12018

On October 26 2014 04:51 krndandaman wrote:
'im diamond smurf so ima challenge myself by playing with no keyboard'

proceeds to build athene's into rylai's ziggs, 0/3, and also d/c'd for 10 minutes.

I was fucking shitting on their ashe. I was like 3/0 cait with +100 cs on ashe, with an extra PD on her IE at the 15 min mark. and since we have no ziggs, their ryze just builds full yolo armor while he just dives me every fight and no one can kill him especially with his seraph's shield + janna shield and disengage if he gets focused.

smurfing in silver is fucking hard. I genuinely think that some people could be stuck in silver due to shit like this since I've never seen such a broad range of skill levels in 1 tier before. Some of these silvers are just plain borderline bronze with no concept of how to play and some of these guys are actually decent. its beyond me how some of these players are in the same rank.

edit: oh and that marks 5/10 games having a d/c'd player.
silver players, please get better internet.

edit:

is riot actually banning afk's? because even in hexakill I had half my games with an afk. im trying to get the 3 win icon (2-3 so far) and 3 of those games had a dc. 3 of them in a row. this is getting ridiculous

I thought about this skill gap difference (for a same tier) and why it is in the game. Reached the following conclusion.
In SoloQ Matchmaking you can get opponents up to 4 divisions up and down, meaning that if you are silver 2 for example you can play people from silver 5 (sometimes even bronze 1) to gold 4 and 3. All of this in one game. League is a game played by millions, if we take out Master and Challenger levels, since, very few people are there, we are left with 5 tiers (bronze to diamond). So what do we have until now: Matchmaking system consisting of millions players spread roughly in 5 categories where the players for one game are picked within the range of something close to what 1 category consists of. So basically when the Queue starts you will be matched with 1/6 (max 1/7) out of hundred thousands (people in one server) players, of course the skill gap among so many people will be huge, especially in silver level where we have the most people. Riot matchmaking is designed to find games fast, not to match people with equal skill, I mean it is there, but its not the priority.