...I have this one buddy who plays with us. What is nice is that we have voice chat. What is bad is that he sucks frog balls and he is rather confident in his ability.

And fuck the guys who go 5-0 in their lane and brag about how good they are because guess what? They cannot late game worth shit. I sometimes prefer a 0-5 person rather than a 10-0 because at least they do not suicide since they realize that maybe being agressive may help their team,

Vinski

505 Posts

October 10 2011 06:04 GMT

#963

Decide to try Warwick jungle for first time. Rush 6 because I think its a good idea. We are like a kill behind once i hit 6. Steal their blue twice but Annie is too bad to go get it with me. We are infinitely ahead in kills I believe its about 25-7.i have most cs the entire game. Easiest free baron ever Annie b's and decides not to attack it. Thats when I realized it was all over and we were going to lose. Kat is blaming me because i keep warding buffs and they say im too late to team fights that clearly Kat is engaging.

Team keeps letting peopel get away with sub 100 health every fight and engaging at different times. I think I deserve to be upset -.-

misirlou

Portugal3300 Posts

October 10 2011 14:57 GMT

#964

and ppl say elo hell doesnt exist?

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this shit happens 1 out of every 4 games i do. ww was last pick. didnt say what he wanted to pick in chat nor any sort of communication at all until 10mins he started calling every1 noob.
i was 3 0 gragas vs morgana at 12 mins, killing one guy from bottom, and morgana and fiddle when they tried to gank me. i die alone to 3 in mid pushing turret almost getting 2 of them in the process, if it wasnt for morganas shield. and ww calls me noob for dying.

Slaughter

United States20255 Posts

October 10 2011 15:28 GMT

#965

Sigh play a game as Cait with an Alister. His style of Alister was "Never Support, Always Leave Carry" Lee Sin + Talson + Lux (who called lux mid before bans were over consequently I have never seen a person call Lux mid that early and play even decent, always Horrible and it happens a lot for some reason) + Cait + Ali vs Akali/WW/GP/Anivia/Riven. Raped every teamfight everyone just goes straight for me while teammates do....something? Not sure what besides die.

Jerubaal

United States7684 Posts

October 10 2011 17:58 GMT

#966

On October 11 2011 00:28 Slaughter wrote:
Sigh play a game as Cait with an Alister. His style of Alister was "Never Support, Always Leave Carry" Lee Sin + Talson + Lux (who called lux mid before bans were over consequently I have never seen a person call Lux mid that early and play even decent, always Horrible and it happens a lot for some reason) + Cait + Ali vs Akali/WW/GP/Anivia/Riven. Raped every teamfight everyone just goes straight for me while teammates do....something? Not sure what besides die.

The best way to play Alistar is to headbutt the nearest person regardless of their positioning.

zer0das

United States8519 Posts

October 10 2011 18:59 GMT

#967

On October 11 2011 02:58 Jerubaal wrote:

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The best way to play Alistar is to headbutt the nearest person regardless of their positioning.

Jerks like you make me rage so much. The annoying as hell thing is usually the game ends before I can administer a proper beatdown on Alistar for punting me around like a football all game. Even if you lose, you still win. >_<

BlackPaladin

United States9316 Posts

October 10 2011 19:02 GMT

#968

On October 11 2011 03:59 zer0das wrote:

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"I'd punt you around all day, baby."
Good new pickup line, or best new pickup line?

Slaughter

United States20255 Posts

October 11 2011 15:50 GMT

#969

Why play this game if your going to afk or troll so your team loses? WHY? LoL is awesome but im sorry they have the worst behaved player base of any game right now (exception might be dota). Fucking trolls 4 straight games.

BouBou.865

Netherlands814 Posts

October 11 2011 20:05 GMT

#970

I can't cope with the ragers anymore. The community of this game is so awful. Back to starcraft II, later.

Gahlo

United States35172 Posts

October 11 2011 20:18 GMT

#971

On October 12 2011 00:50 Slaughter wrote:
Why play this game if your going to afk or troll so your team loses? WHY? LoL is awesome but im sorry they have the worst behaved player base of any game right now (exception might be dota). Fucking trolls 4 straight games.

Probably all the brs huehuehueing on their troll accounts before going back to their servers where everything is stupid cheap in riot points.

Ayush_SCtoss

India3051 Posts

October 11 2011 21:48 GMT

#972

So I made a new account on EUW (I am one EUNE), latency is fine and dandy. Chose this week because Ez is free. Play 3 games. Win 1. I try to carry all of them and almost succeed but nooooooo, my teammates just screw things up. I mean seriously, WHY OH WHY would you go 1v5. What tells you to go 1v5. Yes, you are a beginner but WHY would you do that. It is common sense to not do that. omfg Then you have this lvl 1 ashe who reconnects around 20 min in and just dies so easily T_T be a bit careful. She got killed by ryze in 3 autoattacks wtf. Then you have this ryze who rushes banshees veil as first items and doesn't do shit. Plus some other more...I am enjoying the challenge but damn man, you should at least try to predict what you are doing is going to get you killed or summin. /rant

Navi

5286 Posts

October 11 2011 22:21 GMT

#973

omg how can you suck at morgana
just pool creeps
how does udyr have 2x more cs than you by 2nd dragon
makes no sens

rwrzr

United States1980 Posts

October 12 2011 00:54 GMT

#974

NEW STRAT only headbutt 1 person the entire game.

1) Pick your target in load screen. (People with skins have higher priority because they paid money)
2) Announce it in chat. (EG. Hi Akali I like your XYZ skin so have fun getting headbutted)
3) Headbutt the shit out of them (Roam around if you have to)

Two_DoWn

United States13684 Posts

October 13 2011 02:16 GMT

#975

ZZ Fucking Z

2 ranked games, both games bot feeds like there is no tomorrow, both times I (the jungle) am the most farmed person on my team. BY FUCKING FAR.

Lorken

New Zealand804 Posts

October 13 2011 04:05 GMT

#976

I just want to apologise to DaveNZ (whoever the fuck that was, probably not TL) but he didn't listen to any piece of nice advice I gave him and he managed to die 12 times in a 20 minute game, fed all three lanes when we switched with him and I raged at him for a while. Hopefully this makes me feel better about myself

sorry bro I should have ignored it.

taLbuk

Madagascar1879 Posts

October 13 2011 04:14 GMT

#977

O M G wukong is the most OP broken thing in the game he is so OP i ban him every rank game and team yells at me but if i dont he would OWN us gg

tobi9999

United States1966 Posts

October 13 2011 04:22 GMT

#978

played a normal game for fun

win lane against akali, going 4-0 on her before 15 minutes as cassiopeia
go 9-0

get ahead 6 towers

Team chases Singed at top and then gets low (like 100 hp ) allowing a 0-8 akali with 40 cs to quadra kill my team at top, but I triple kill their team at mid.

still ahead 6 towers, 3 dragons, baron, and kills.

Team surrender votes because "we have no damage for akali" then I'm the only one who votes no

we lose game

score screen, we have almost TWICE THEIR GOLD

what the hell?

EDIT: my team was raging at how op Akali and Singed are.... Fuck, honestly I want Akali and Singed to be buffed, because then the idiots that were on my team would have to quit LoL. And also because Akali and Singed are pretty fucking weak heroes anyways.

Jacobs Ladder

United States1705 Posts

October 13 2011 04:25 GMT

#979

On October 12 2011 09:54 rwrzr wrote:
NEW STRAT only headbutt 1 person the entire game.

1) Pick your target in load screen. (People with skins have higher priority because they paid money)
2) Announce it in chat. (EG. Hi Akali I like your XYZ skin so have fun getting headbutted)
3) Headbutt the shit out of them (Roam around if you have to)

FUCKING YES. This made me laugh pretty hard. Totally doing this in a normal. Just headbutting someone all game long, no matter what, even if it costs me my life. Should infuriate everyone.

I'm a bad person.

2l84that

Turkey35 Posts

October 13 2011 04:35 GMT

#980

I'm done with solo q, done with the imbeciles refuses to communicate with the team during the time till dawn to dusk. From now on I will not play LoL unless I have 3 more people on my premade so I can at least surrender at will. Today like 29857209582 time I was the best farmed (and pretty much with the best stats) with freaking jungle yi, carried my team alone over 10 games tonight, but no I'm done with it.

Seriously I have no problem with noobs. Let's say your Alistar, I say go headbutt Akali, yo go headbutt her 2 seconds late and die, headbutt 2 secs early and scare her, I'm OK. But when I say "go headbutt Akali" if you flash into freaking tower to "atack" akali and then use heal I'm MAD. And I've been MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD MAD all night long. Screw you EU West community I'm going back to NA server and my 29385620935 ping.