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On July 25 2013 08:36 miicah wrote:Show nested quote +On July 25 2013 00:59 Alaric wrote:Ezreal rushing elder lizard in lane against Cait You know that's the first part of blue ez right? Show nested quote +On July 25 2013 00:59 Alaric wrote:Also Cait rushing BotRK, and building IE and PD to follow-up—then a vamp. He wanted to go BT instead of LW despite the sustain he already had and the armour against us. Rushing bork is ok on cait, but you are right about the LW. After the nerfs Elder Lizard isn't amazing anymore in lane, getting an early Bruta is usually better.
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Moment from earlier today while I got to play on a break:
I kill Jayce in lane as Ryze running ignite. He TP's down to bot from base after respawning and gets a triple kill on a countergank, while I take mid tower.
Bot lane: Omg feeder Ryze please report Jayce is fed. Cait goes afk and Nami rages at me for the rest of the game.
Meanwhile I'm up 20 cs and haven't died yet. I hate this game sometimes.
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The rule for normals is that if I'm first pick the last pick refuses to play support and dodges. Repeat as necessary until i'm last pick.
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How the FUCK am I supposed to carry these teams? I've been dropped from silver 1 placements to the bottom of silver 4 in 3 days, and it doesn't matter how well I do. I can go 0/5/20 leona, we lose. 15-4 ezrael, we lose. 12-1 ahri, we lose. I dont know what to fucking do at this point, because every loss drags my teammates lower and lower and lower. I swear to god, how the fuck am i suppsed to get out of this ELO shithole?
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lol players are worse than new yorkers during rush hour
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On July 25 2013 08:36 miicah wrote:Show nested quote +On July 25 2013 00:59 Alaric wrote:Ezreal rushing elder lizard in lane against Cait You know that's the first part of blue ez right? Show nested quote +On July 25 2013 00:59 Alaric wrote:Also Cait rushing BotRK, and building IE and PD to follow-up—then a vamp. He wanted to go BT instead of LW despite the sustain he already had and the armour against us. Rushing bork is ok on cait, but you are right about the LW. Elder Lizard used to be super cost-effective even for non-junglers, offsetting its poor slot-effectiveness. It isn't the case anymore so while it still has a window of opportunity, it is much shorter and the fact that you have to play differently (aggressive poke) makes it even harder for people to use it well. Combine it with the fact that you ought to do it when you're ahead only, which is not going to be the case when the only reason you're even on cs is the Lulu pushing the lane to make room for you jungler's invades (eg. once we back the lane will be pushed back), especially against such a pushy lane as Cait/Janna.
Regarding BotRK on Cait I just don't like it as a first item despite her emphasis on autos, just because she's a rather poor duelist amongst AD carries and she should be safe enough not to use it to peel. She doesn't hit a timing nor alleviates a vulnerability window with it the way Vayne or Trist do, and delays her "core" autoattack items (eg. crit items).
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Call adc in ranked. FP wants adc, so I give it to him, so I end up going top, despite my best role being adc and usually wrecking laning phase. I do decently well, I get a few kills but die to a gank or two, but I come out ahead of the lane. I look at the score...2-17. Bot lane gave 12 or so fucking kills to the enemy adc. I was involved in both of the 2 kills. Why do people call lanes so vehemently and then feed like a motherfucker? How am I supposed to get out of bronze ELO if I keep playing with people that do this kind of shit?
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Haven't played serious ranked league in weeks. Give it a go. First game I go positive and win my lane but we still lose. Next 6 games are so rageworthy I'm not even gonna go into them. Including enemies being BM all game whenever they killed us. So infuriating.
I'm done playing ranked league. I go even or win my lane at least 50% of the time and I rarely ever get caught out in the open from roams or people trying to gank. It's not enough to go up in rating though unless I carry super hard. It's simply not worth playing this game anymore with how stupid these losses are and how frustrating it is.
I'm only gonna play aram or duoQ with my friend for shits and giggles. SoloQ ranked has worse players than normal.
I'll just camp it out at Gold II and only play games to not decay rating because fuck this community.
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Honestly got the most retarded group of individuals ever in a ranked game. We 4 for 1 them at mid lane. their teemo is bot. We have a full HP garen with half HP cait, zilean, and fizz. WHY ARE ALL 4 OF YOU SITTING AT WRAITHS FOR 25 SECONDS. They literally waited for 25 seconds on death timers before starting baron then all died and we proceeded to lose the game.
Edit: These are the same 4 people who scream and yell that if we group we will win the game as each one of them dies randomly in the enemy jungle in succession.
Edit 2: I love the fact a kid adds me to apologize because he died 12 times and tried to justify each one of them.
Edit3: Dear Jax, do you honestly believe afk farming top after feeding panth 4 kills then making us 4v5 for 25 minutes is really going to "catch you up"? You're poor decision making and the fact you knew you got countered yet still fought him 1v1 every time you got to lane shows me match making doesnt work. You should not be SIlver 1 and Idk how you got carried there but please stop fucking playing ranked.
Edit4: how do I keep getting these kids. 14/7 as twitch yet it's my fault Top and mid got destroyed. literally destroyed. I honestly don't understand how people get to plat or even diamond with this dumb shit. Are you really going to tell me I've yet to be negative as adc in any fucking game and the 7 game sI haven't played adc I've gone negative in 2 and I'm still 18-12 in ranked games? How is it even possible when you get these fucking retards. Yes I played poorly in 4-5 games. but is that honestly how this game functions? We're going to give you shitty players and balance you out so no matter how well you play you will maintain a 50/50 ratio? it's so fucking stupid.
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I lost 3 ranked games in a row to my team raging in champ select fighting over picks and trolling each other in lane. I need to learn when to dodge...
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FUCK YOU CUNTS
YOUR FUCKING RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT CUNTING FUCKWADS WHO ARE WORSE THEN FUCKING COPPER LET ALONE BRONZE U FUCKING CUNTS I WILL SHIT ON YOUR DOORSTEP AND SET FIRE TO IT YOU PIECES OF SHIT
HOW DOES THE FUCKING ADC DIE BEFORE WE ENGAGE THEN U ALL STAND IN A BRUSH THEY JUST FUCKING WARDED WHILE I ENGAGE AND PEEL THE ADC AND TOP?!?! THEN YOU ALL FUCKING DIE ANYWAY.
YOU STUPID PIECES OF SHIT IM SO CLOSE TO AFK IN THIS FUCKING GAME RIGHT NOW U CUTNS
And we won T.T how will they ever fucking learn if the enemy is just worse
I also feel like im going to get the banhammer soon after that
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So this is another retroactive QQ, but I just realized that I played 3 games in a row with Sky, the dude who makes funny videos about why your jungler hates you, etc. Just so I can look back on this and laugh:
Game 1: He gets stuck playing Akali mid, loses to Nunu. I didn't even really notice, because he was on the other team. And I'm Renekton, who just bodyslams Akali more often than not. Which is pretty much what happened, because I was 1v2ing their top laner and jungler pretty early.
Game 2: I'm Nasus against Tryn top. Sky ganks for me. Should be a super straight forward kill, because wither sets up an easy as hell Elise stun provided Tryn's spin is down, and Tryn was sitting on my tower more or less. Problem is Sky blindly chucks it with a minion wave directly in the way before my wither goes off (for reasons entirely unclear to me, my wither was about to go off, so there was no compelling reason to rush anything). Being someone who plays a lot of jungle Elise, my immediate reaction to this stun in my mind was to laugh and think "you can't miss that stun, why did you even risk throwing that without wither on him." Never comes back to top lane again, until like level 12-13? every lane is losing, and we get obliterated by the split push. I don't think I've ever seen an Elise apply so little pressure. It was somewhat due to the enemy Hecarim, but they also had Blitzcrank and Tryn, and Sky was responsible for bans and I don't even remember what they were, but ban at least 1 of these 3 aholes (preferably Blitz, please and thanks).
Game 3: Sky starts the game off by whining about how he's lost 7-8 games in a row. I get the living bejebus camped out of me by Fiddlesticks and Kassadin against a Kha'zix. I didn't whine too much because Vayne was largely left alone, and I'm Renekton. Sky asks me if I was okay, and I say yes. When I get some quality alone time, I tower dive Kha'zix and kill despite having died to him twice. Mid game rolls around, and Vayne is huge- like 10-3-10 huge, up 50 cs huge. Sky's response to this is try to split push as a jungle Zed against a team with Kha'zix, Kassadin, and Fiddlesticks. 30 minutes into the game we just needed to group and fight them because we were clearly stronger and Alistar could knock Fiddle away (and was also being super vigilant about maintaining vision superiority, good job Alistar). Sky keeps attempting to split push for 10-15 minutes even after Vayne and I yell at him to stop and join us. Sky gets pissed off when we invariably get 4v5ed (or he dies 1v3, because gee, Kassadin can catch up to you and duel you, you've been behind the whole game, why the hell are you splitpushing as Zed in a situation it makes absolutely no sense). We somehow drag Sky to a win kicking and screaming the whole way while he' keeps trying to assert he's right, when every action he takes based on his own judgement results in a negative outcome for our team (not just a little bit- massively). At some point I just muted him because he was being so irrational and obnoxious, it was unbelievable. Vayne kept calling for surrender 25-30 minutes in despite the fact we had a massive advantage and he was fed, because it was essentially a 4v5. Fortunately we didn't surrender, because we won when Sky finally listened to us (like 55 minutes in), and this got me to my plat series. Or maybe it was Vayne's GA.
I was running on about 3 hours of sleep (and from the sound of it, he was too), but my general impression of him after playing with him (and I don't think this is even the first batch of games I've played with him) is that holy hell the bar to plat 1 is really low, diamond here I come. I ended up taking a shower and waiting for like 20 minutes to 100% make sure I didn't land in a game with him again. I may have thrown more than a few expletives his way. I love the guy's videos too.
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On July 25 2013 08:05 Simberto wrote:Show nested quote +On July 25 2013 02:13 Volband wrote: PLEASE, PLEASE PICK VAYNE MORE, PLEASE. YOU ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE, BUT PLEASE PICK HER, SHES OP, PLEASE. YES, YES, YOU ARE DOUBLELIFT IF YOU PICK HER, THATS HOW IT WORKS. YOU CAN DO IT, SON. PICK HER. YES. YES. MORE. CAITLYN-LULU? NO FUCKING PROBLEM, PROCEED TO PICK VAYNE, YOU WILL SURELY OUTPOKE THEM, AHAHAHAHAHA. OH LOOK, YOU ALMOST KILLED THE TANK, LETS FLASH INTO THE OTHER 4 PEOPLE, SO YOU CAN FINISH HIM OFF, YES, YOU DID IT! NOW WE FUCKING LOSE, BUT ITS ALL WORTH, YOU ARE THE BEST AD CARRY OUT THERE.
PLEASE. PICK. VAYNE. MORE.
Thanks for listening. I have been saying the same thing for weeks now. I hated vayne before it was cool. As a support that is the champion i really hate the most, because vayne players are generally just not linked to reality either, and believe her to be THE BEST CHAMPION EVER AND I CARRY SO HARD BUT YOU GUYS ARE SO BAD. We are against Thresh botlane. I pick Leona. What does the guy do? Pick Vayne. Why? Noone knows. Why would you pick vayne after your support picked Leona? Vayne Leona does not work. Ever. Why would you pick that when you can have Leona Graves or Leona Varus? Or even something like Leona Cait that still works. But no. You pick Leona vayne, which is pretty much the worst combination out of support + ADC you can pick. Vayne can not fight early on. Leona can only fight, if she can't fight she loses. So why would anyone pick that combination? Vayne Leona works if you have great coordination with the jungler. It's almost guaranteed kill. And I say almost because great coordination is rare in solo queue. xD That being said, I still wouldn't roll with it because any good adc with a utility-type support like Janna or Lulu will shut down Vayne Leona super hard.
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6-0 Toplane ahri. Wrecked Cho, wrecked the jungle, came mid and wrecked kennen. Mid lux is 0-7. Bot lane combined is 1-5. I've plummeted from Silver 2 to silver fucking 5 in 3 days, simply because i can't 1v5 vs a fed team. Is there anyway to multibox, so I can play all 5 simultaneously?
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I don't really care when people are bad that much. Getting outplayed happens. I am annoyed when it affects my ability to win a game, but other than that, I just take it in stride.
We just had a game with a xin zhao top who fed all early game. Said he needed a lane swap, went bot when both bot laners said they wouldn't go solo top vs wukong and they didnt trust him to 1v2. He proceeded to just sit in the bot lanelane, let their top take both their towers uncontested and soaking CS and XP away from the bot laners. I couldn't sit top as jungler and let the enemy jungler have free reign over the map, so I let them just have 2 towers for free.
Oh well, this stuff happens.
Fast forward a while, my 3 ppl on my team get ambushed by the enemy team while xin is farming top and I'm buying. They barely chunk the guys at all. I ghost in as udyr and take their whole team. After it's only their 2 squishiest champions left at low HP, it's clear I'm getting a penta.
R> hit>Quadra Kill>E>stun (15 HP)>R
And whose useless ass comes flying out of the darkness?
FUCKING XIN ZHAO
ALHJDLFJ:LFJ:LSFJLSFJ:SLFJO:LSDFJPOWJIF:WLFJ
I can take a player being bad, but this was an intentional cockblock, and that's the angriest I've ever been in league.
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22-4 kassadin, lose game. They had a 20-kill vayne and our nasus went 1-11 after spending the whole game getting caught pushed with no wards. He also refused to do a baron (which in fairness was an iffy call even if he'd gone), then sat in base and tried to fight 1v5 under a tower, so he died anyway. Just too much to carry, ugh.
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On July 25 2013 08:46 upperbound wrote: Moment from earlier today while I got to play on a break:
I kill Jayce in lane as Ryze running ignite. He TP's down to bot from base after respawning and gets a triple kill on a countergank, while I take mid tower.
Bot lane: Omg feeder Ryze please report Jayce is fed. Cait goes afk and Nami rages at me for the rest of the game.
Meanwhile I'm up 20 cs and haven't died yet. I hate this game sometimes.
I have to say this one is pretty epic
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On July 25 2013 12:40 johnnywup wrote: Call adc in ranked. FP wants adc, so I give it to him, so I end up going top, despite my best role being adc and usually wrecking laning phase.
That's the way man, pick order over call order in ranked games.
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