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zer0das
United States8519 Posts
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samthesaluki
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little fancy
Germany2504 Posts
On December 23 2012 22:43 little fancy wrote: How do I explain a real life friend that he is not going to be invited to play with the 'tryhard' ranked 5x5 team? Actually, there are two of them... sigh. One of them is the casual wannabe support player that only plays 5 or 6 games total per week and hasn't kept up with the last 3 patch changes. He makes laning an awful 1v2 for your team's AD and prefers to play super high skillcap Janna that only ults to save herself and shields right after the trade to beautify his Ashe with Janna's cute wind bubble. Oh, and don't forget that he gets offended when he dies 3 times in a row for no reason and we ask him to play more passively. He then exaggerates and zones himself by staying miles behind the AD in lane so he will be 2-3 levels behind the enemy bot lane and gets one shotted by the enemy solos because they will be even further ahead of him. The other is the typical 'I play carry only but always lose lane hard' type of player who thinks he is the very best of what the human race has to offer. He will always play another champ and another carry position each new game to make sure he won't get better at anything. The worst thing is his whiny attitude that castrates the team in terms of morale when he starts to cry and scream like a soldier that just stepped on a claymore during war. Remember: he never loses lane but rather gets hard countered. Almost every fucking game. So it's only logical that he will proceed to feed 10 kills before 20 minutes to dramatically emphasize how fucking hard he got counterpicked. So for once I wanted a decent premade and thus invited only the better people of our playgroup and so far we had a decent start already with really close and intense games. Something I am 99,99% sure will be unachievable if I had either of these two on the team. They are on the other ranked 5x5 teams as well and have cost us a ton of games already, but it's k, these are the teams we are used to dick around with. Any tips are appreciated. This is so sad right now.  You folks remember this? I tried out a lot of the tips you gave me (being strictly honest, getting some fresh people, trying to politely talk to them etc.) and at first I thought it would work out. Unfortunately, it didn't last too long, the playgroup is too big. We have just too many shitnoobs in it which is why we rarely get to play in a half decent premade. What makes it even worse is that after I pointed out that I don't really want to play with the real baddies (remember I'm talking about people that won't make any progress in 2 years of LoL and fail at everything LoL related they slightly touch) a lot of group members agreed, but obviously every member doesn't think of himself / herself as a baddy. So in the end everybody is pissed because of everybody else after another frustrating game of shitness. It's so crazy that I'm almost 100% sure that some clever soon-to-be psychologist could use this for his master's thesis. Maybe call it 'dissertation about how people lose touch with reality and like to shit on each other in a virtual gaming environment' or something like that. | ||
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zer0das
United States8519 Posts
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schmutttt
Australia3856 Posts
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
The lane was lost but that was my bad rather than our jungler not coming enough (weak kill potential, esp. since I had no boots). Then in the first teamfight of the game, near dragon (we're purple side, they come from mid we're on the eastern side out of the pit), despite our jungler being hitting the dragon and we having Cho on our side, they let Blitz walk up to it, ult and steal it. Then, my arrow hits Yi and Blitz right as Garen shows up form our blue and rushes to me. I run away as fast as I can, but I fuck up and volley him before he uses his Q, resulting in him canceling the slow and getting QEigniteR off me, killing me 100-0. We had Janna, Cho, Rengar and even Kha'Zix to slow, stun, root, knock-up, silence, knock-back him. Noone did anything, they just right clicked Garen and tried to kill him faster than I died (didn't work). Then, Cho, Kha'Zix and Rengar started blaming me for everything bad that was happening, telling me the worst Ashe ever and stuff like that. I can deal with it. But never getting any peeling from your whole team (except Janna sometimes when she was near) as Ashe sucks. | ||
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101toss
3232 Posts
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arb
Noobville17921 Posts
On January 06 2013 16:17 101toss wrote: why the hell do people still buy liandry's, it's so fucking bad, especially on burst casters I think on sustained damage dealers its not that bad. Getting it on a burst caster is kinda dumb tho. | ||
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Amui
Canada10567 Posts
Sometimes I hate this game. ZZZZZZZZZZZ Like 2-7 today. Lost soooo much elo it's ridiculous. | ||
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Simberto
Germany11587 Posts
On January 06 2013 04:37 zer0das wrote: I'm pretty convinced like half of the supports at 1400 elo buy sightstone (and don't upgrade it) and proceed to never buy another ward for the entire game, then wonder why their team is always getting into bad fights. This can easily be remedied by someone else on the team getting a second sightstone. 1 is not enough, but 2 ruby sightstones should provided enough wards to cover the half of the map where stuff is happening. Unless you are the ADC, that someone might as well be you. | ||
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Broetchenholer
Germany1945 Posts
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Simberto
Germany11587 Posts
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little fancy
Germany2504 Posts
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schmutttt
Australia3856 Posts
On January 06 2013 16:31 Amui wrote: Ugh played Skarner. Fed bot lane to high heaven(was a kog nunu lane), top lane was even and mid lane was Talon vs TF. No fucking idea why but moment talon hit 6 he insta flash towerdove a 75% HP TF. Didn't kill TF, didn't make it out. That TF proceeded to carry the game..... Sometimes I hate this game. ZZZZZZZZZZZ Like 2-7 today. Lost soooo much elo it's ridiculous. He deserves it for playing talon | ||
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Requizen
United States33802 Posts
![[image loading]](http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/330/4/b/how_to_train_your_dragon___1_by_nestkeeper-d5m3e4l.jpg) | ||
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Tatari
United States1179 Posts
Wrong thread, but pretty funny. | ||
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willoc
Canada1530 Posts
On January 06 2013 00:00 EchoZ wrote: HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY FUCKING HAVE A POSITIVE KD FOR 10 GAMES. AND LOSE ALL FUCKING 10? FUCK THIS SHIT Easy. Because this is not deathmatch =). | ||
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zer0das
United States8519 Posts
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Amui
Canada10567 Posts
Nexus done at 12 min because give up. | ||
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Zess
Adun Toridas!9144 Posts
Stealing blue from mid and red from adc to die more and donate it, flashing in to try to KS to reset gold value to feed more, is getting carried too hard for their little shitface egos to handle omg | ||
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