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ChoBz
Canada836 Posts
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
#2, premade (first and last pick 'cause why not) uses Sion mid "because he counters Katarina". Yeah well I'm waiting to see what you'll do when she's gonna roam or after the 15 minutes mark. I eat my words, he faired quite well and their Ashe rage-afk'd for 15 minutes before coming back level 9 with just zeal. Can't say Sion did bad or anything. #3 fp Sona, that says he'll switch with the last pick (duoQ). 4th pick instalocks Leona. I dodged, no time for that shit. Note: from this game onward it's kids hour (started past 6PM). #4 Irelia into Jayce, I gank twice to give him an assist on fb, then go to help mid (Ahri against Orianna, far easier to gank and esp. to kill once I'm 6). Irelia starts double gp5 and tries to fight Jayce, obviously it doesn't go well. He still does fine because Jayce mindlessly pushes, then roams mid (where we generally stop him). Then Irelia rages because bot is in trouble and I go to help them, while Amumu goes to his (wardless) lane and gets 2 kills on him. Irelia rages at me then ragequits. The 5v5 could have went fine, with Malph/Ashe/Ahri as initiation, but the 4v5 with a free phage->BFS Jayce farming and pushing to his heart's content. Thank you leaver. #5 This because I fp'd Syndra, also Nocturne going 1v5 with his ult without any warnings. We can get the second drake after taking 2 kills? NOPE, better dive in their jungle and lose 2-3, so their remaining members of their time + the respawned ones can take the free drake for them. He did the same after we lost a tower because the team preferred to split, we foolishly try to follow him, ace, enemy takes nashor. He does the very same thing after they get an inhib, so we had no reason to fight, and the fucking moron gives them another ace. Stupid dumbass then blames Lee and me. Lee did actually kinda well apart from the troll pick, but Noc threw away our avantage then the game back to back. #6 12 minutes, botlane premade is 0-10 combined. I'm trashing a bad Darius top but since they feed so much the enemy jungler is camping me and I get all-ined every so often. #7 Xin jungle, wriggles ionic sparks wit's end. With wriggles he tried to 1v1 Ez with phage sheen, and Riven with BFS. Dude fed, and in teamfights they focused the wrong people so Riven with double BT went on a rampage and Ezreal lived everytime. Durring that time, Olaf rushes mallet. Wtf is wrong with you guys, if they're all so squishy, just build tanky and let Anivia and me burst them whenever Blitz hits a grab. Fucking morons run into 5 glass cannons and don't understand they die immediatly. >_< | ||
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Capped
United Kingdom7236 Posts
Junglers wont gank, but theirs sure do, they fucking babysit my lanes, please gank jungler, NO DONT DO THAT, tower dives and gives a free kill. Then, lets all rage at that guy who failed lane because we fed his opponent, jungler never tried to assist and he was ganked 3+ times, yes lets rage at him! Fuck this game. | ||
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KvltMan
Sweden1609 Posts
Now as I am not even level 30 I can't be too harsh because what else should one expect when playing soloQ? I have had a few humorous encounters though. Like that one AD who decides that going Dorans' at the start of the game is a good strategy... Probably the only time I have been legitimately upset when playing a game was when I tried to jungle as Shen and asked for a pull on blue. Not only does no-one help at first and I have to use my smite early, when the golem has only a sliver of HP left, Yi comes down from top and steals the blue buff. I planned on responding, but saw that him and Morgana that was on our team built the following items: BoS, BoS, BoS, BoS annnnnd... BoS. It did have a nice turn-around though, I realized that they were trolling and we ended up joking with each other til' the enemy team destroyed the nexus. So it was pretty fun in the end. | ||
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CeriseCherries
6170 Posts
On October 09 2012 03:12 KvltMan wrote: I'll just reveal my current level and my general skill level: Level 15, worst player EU. Now as I am not even level 30 I can't be too harsh because what else should one expect when playing soloQ? I have had a few humorous encounters though. Like that one AD who decides that going Dorans' at the start of the game is a good strategy... Probably the only time I have been legitimately upset when playing a game was when I tried to jungle as Shen and asked for a pull on blue. Not only does no-one help at first and I have to use my smite early, when the golem has only a sliver of HP left, Yi comes down from top and steals the blue buff. I planned on responding, but saw that him and Morgana that was on our team built the following items: BoS, BoS, BoS, BoS annnnnd... BoS. It did have a nice turn-around though, I realized that they were trolling and we ended up joking with each other til' the enemy team destroyed the nexus. So it was pretty fun in the end. you can start doran's on an ad provided your support is a sustain | ||
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kainzero
United States5211 Posts
I tell our Fidd, "Do you have Flash-Ulti up? We might be able to use it. Oh, but they have Banshees so I'm not sure if we should go or not, we should probably wait to catch everyone else." Then he goes in with Flash-Ulti, all of us are out of position and we get wiped 5-2. "Why'd you go in?" "I heard 'GO'." lololol Well, this is why I like playing with friends because you can joke about it after, haha. | ||
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Abenson
Canada4122 Posts
just got a BT trist on my team. Needless to say we lost pretty hard during mid game | ||
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iCanada
Canada10660 Posts
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FraCuS
United States1072 Posts
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little fancy
Germany2504 Posts
The quality of my games decreased drastically over the weekend. Especially that last game was exceptionally frustrating. Getting matched with a french premade whose Kassadin has 46 CS at 27 minutes and has 3/12 at the end of the game (enemy Lux has like 7/0 kills after laning phase ends). My support Leona facechecks like a lvl 10 noob causing me to get zoned very early one thus losing the lane (enemy Vayne wasn't too good though so I could go even cs and kill wise). That the enemy Blitz lands almost every grab on her doesn't help either. However, Wukong manages to go even vs Teemo (which I respect him for) and our jungle Rengar just goes rampage like a true Rengar does. Totally winnable position over all. Unfortunately, Kassadin's 12 deaths come from him being picked several times for no reason which I start blaming him for. Immediately, a french shit storm of doom by Rengar + Wukong overwhelms me, followed by a rage quit from Wukong. I'm like "wtf why would you leave if we can win this?". Rengar: "u show no teamwork nazi boi kiss hitler ass GG" (I accidently typed an ö into chat during the game so that's probably how they knew I am from Germany). I guess Rengar meant to blame me for valkyrie'ing away in the last 2 teamfights because enemy Olaf and Teemo jump on me while no one peels (can't expect that Leona to hit a single CC except for her Q; but she never even tries to stay with me). So in the end, the french premade starts a surrender vote after Wukong left resolving it 3:1. No wonder the french never did too well in history's wars. That morale is just beyond underground. | ||
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plasmidghost
Belgium16168 Posts
Does anyone know when the season ends and the ELO rankings get reset? | ||
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Simberto
Germany11554 Posts
On October 09 2012 07:35 little fancy wrote: The amount of racism on the EU-W servers is too damn high. Being German is a reason to be responsible for everything that doesn't go well. WW2 is over d00ds, pls get it. The quality of my games decreased drastically over the weekend. Especially that last game was exceptionally frustrating. Getting matched with a french premade whose Kassadin has 46 CS at 27 minutes and has 3/12 at the end of the game (enemy Lux has like 7/0 kills after laning phase ends). My support Leona facechecks like a lvl 10 noob causing me to get zoned very early one thus losing the lane (enemy Vayne wasn't too good though so I could go even cs and kill wise). That the enemy Blitz lands almost every grab on her doesn't help either. However, Wukong manages to go even vs Teemo (which I respect him for) and our jungle Rengar just goes rampage like a true Rengar does. Totally winnable position over all. Unfortunately, Kassadin's 12 deaths come from him being picked several times for no reason which I start blaming him for. Immediately, a french shit storm of doom by Rengar + Wukong overwhelms me, followed by a rage quit from Wukong. I'm like "wtf why would you leave if we can win this?". Rengar: "u show no teamwork nazi boi kiss hitler ass GG" (I accidently typed an ö into chat during the game so that's probably how they knew I am from Germany). I guess Rengar meant to blame me for valkyrie'ing away in the last 2 teamfights because enemy Olaf and Teemo jump on me while no one peels (can't expect that Leona to hit a single CC except for her Q; but she never even tries to stay with me). So in the end, the french premade starts a surrender vote after Wukong left resolving it 3:1. No wonder the french never did too well in history's wars. That morale is just beyond underground. The last two sentences make this whole post incredibly funny. | ||
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kainzero
United States5211 Posts
ok. so now i'm in this party with 3 people who have just started the game and have never played real people before. we lose two games badly because they all feed. of course they feed. they just started playing the game and they're matched up against some people who are level 20 already, vs. our level 5s and 6s. in our final game, i decide i want to win so i take mid. i have never felt so bad in my life. it felt like punching a baby. i felt bad because i was destroying everyone, but on the other hand, if i went afk, we would've lost. so it was either punch babies or make teammates feel miserable for losing. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/fQ0zx.jpg) | ||
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udgnim
United States8024 Posts
my team Noc had a 14/6/6 KDA but he constantly initiated and forced the team into unexpected awkward engagements of 4v5 or less when we had tools like Ashe arrow or Anivia stun/wall to peel opposing champions off and initiate and when Noc wasn't actually the tank, our Irelia was. the early game lead probably got into Noc's head and thought he could hero carry even though Noc falls off late game. the Noc also said that enemy Karthus should be #1 focused first... anyways, example of a player that looks like he's carrying a team but doesn't actually understand why the team is losing and instead blames the team for losing team fights after his "brilliant initiations." ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/ZWGJz.png) | ||
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Gaslo
Finland951 Posts
And the best orianna of 1450e: Orianna: LOL DID U SEE THAT, THAT BLITZ WASTED HIS ULT ON WOLVES, WTF and 20 seconds later, when my ult was back up again, and i went to clear nash pit, i ulted and cleared it and: Orianna: WTF?! HE JUST ULTED FOR NOTHING. HAHAHAH THIS BLITZ SO BAD. edit: Ok... this is just... wrong... Amu jungle, start wolves, then blue, fizz cant leash so i have to solo it. Get through with blue and have fizz pingin hardcore at enemy jax (they spawwed lanes) Fizz: YOU HAVE TO GANK MID Fizz: GANK MID NOW and it just continued and continued, Amu level 2 ganks when skilled E -> W real stronk u know. Soon he is FUCK THIS SHIT, AMU SO BAd, MY TEAM ALL LOSERS. THIS ELOHELL TOO BAD Then enemy jungler says this gem "what do you expect with 12% winrate" and its true, his fishman has 1 wins, 9 losses now. Maybe the reason you are in "elohell" is because u belong there... | ||
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Deleted User 101379
4849 Posts
Instalock Yi, after we tell him he has to jungle because everything else is taken, he still has heal/flash when the game starts. He goes to jungle, sits there. At 2:00 he starts wraiths. I didn't watch it further since i was busy fighting Olaf as Irelia but when i next looked around 5 minutes, he was fighting wraith and was level 2. He reached level 6 by minute 17. Getting counterpicked is not that bad when you have a jungler to balance it but that guy was completely useless. First player i've ever reported as "unskilled". | ||
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MooMooMugi
United States10531 Posts
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Zergneedsfood
United States10671 Posts
On October 10 2012 06:21 Morfildur wrote: I just had the worst player i've ever met in my game. Instalock Yi, after we tell him he has to jungle because everything else is taken, he still has heal/flash when the game starts. He goes to jungle, sits there. At 2:00 he starts wraiths. I didn't watch it further since i was busy fighting Olaf as Irelia but when i next looked around 5 minutes, he was fighting wraith and was level 2. He reached level 6 by minute 17. Getting counterpicked is not that bad when you have a jungler to balance it but that guy was completely useless. First player i've ever reported as "unskilled". Irelia rapes Olaf. | ||
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deathray797
196 Posts
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Sufficiency
Canada23833 Posts
First it's my laptop breaking down so I had to get adjusted to playing on 1080p on my desktop, then my old mouse broke so I had to take time to get adjusted to my "backup mouse".... just when I thought I finally got used to this mouse, its left button broke (it's more serious than you think). Wonderful. I have two weeks left before the season ends.... maybe I will go outside and buy a new mouse tomorrow (still debating if I want to waste money on a "gaming mouse"). | ||
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