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On October 06 2012 22:01 Prospero wrote:
This community fucking sucks. Not TL, LoL. The constant rotten players that just fucking troll for no reason or are abrasive to other kind players makes me sick. Probably just rage talking, but I'd work 60 hours a week on minimum wage if I could review trib cases from everyone and actually get it right. 4 games in a row we get players who afk or tell people to kill themselves or just hurl insults for no reason. One of them I've seen *many* times before and he's afk'd every. single. time. because someone doesnt do exactly what he says. I've reported him every single game, but he's still playing. Yet I get a 1 day sus for (what I assume) tell people to fuck off or calling them an asshole when they start harassing players. Now if you want to suspend me for that, fine. But you see constant fucking filth and they seem to walk away.
IMO The key is to find out by yourself when these retards are irrecoverable cases and when can you lead them to the right path.
If you see they're dipshits but only because they're immature, have anger control issues, etc. you can try to channel your inner psychologist and lecture them in a proper fashion so that they understand that being fuckwads won't get them anywhere (they will still do the same next game, but you'd been able to stop the hemorrhage for your game and your ELO which is all what matters).
If, on the other hand, they seem like they're helpless retards that were born with moronic genes, then there's nothing you can do to stop it. But if it pisses you off and you won't let them get away with it but you know tribunal doesn't work, the trick is to outperform then in game then (this is the important part) insult and look down on them without using insults (to prevent yourself from getting banned for verbal abuse), but elaborate sentences instead. They always rage harder and harder because of your clever words until they explode and sell all their items and buy move really fast boots shurelyas and zeals/wards and start feeding nonstop and spamming all-chat blaming you all the time. By doing that you make the rest of your team "side" with you against the feeder and more importantly, you make that one player more prone to multiple reports instead of your sole report. And guess what, players who are reported by more than 3-4 players in the same game, have feeder builds, awful stats and horrible verbal diarrhea in all-chat tend to get banned way more often than players who just afk or insult other people.
The real deal here is to be able to determine which are recoverable cases and which aren't. Usually stats point on the correct direction. 2/4/1 Amumu rages at top laner? Probably he's frustrated because he's not finding the support he'd like to in ganks and therefore rages because he's too stupid to react in a productive fashion. 1/7/2 LeBlanc rages at bot lane for going 2-5 causing the enemy bot laners to roam mid? Probably he's a big piece of shit that should be wiped out off Earth.
And, of course, having patience to deal with their blatant stupidity and to execute the plan without tilting.
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Watching 50+ minute game when everything crashes for second time and another regame is likely.
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I love playing bot lane because I like trading and interaction between AD/support.
I hate playing bot when my support is outclassed by enemy support and I cant do crap. Cant blame them too because after the game it was a 1200 vs a 1800 normal game. T_T
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On October 04 2012 06:08 Zergneedsfood wrote:
The idea of not wanting to support blows my mind. Support can be really easy, really fun, and best of all, bear so little responsibility if you play it right that you frustrate the crap out of people who have no choice but to get angry at themselves.
But everyone is bad except for me, so I have to be the one doing everything cuz I'm the only good league player in the world.
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lol wtf
i was just playing shyv jungle in a ranked game
i steal enemy red
go to mid, kill enemy mid, get a double kill on enemy jungler
run bot, get a double kill
i'm 4-0 in less than 5 minutes
i say "shove bot while they're dead"
my team chat erupts
"fuck you faggot"
"i afk this noob shyvana"
"ashe is right you're a fucking faggot"
"big nigger faggot"
like just a stream of abuse from 3 of my teammates out of nowhere immediately after i pick up my 4th kill
the community has gotten so bad that you can't even WIN without getting flamed, what the actual fuck
so naturally i put all of them on ignore, they feed their lanes, i end up 13-2 or something, and we still lose
i don't get people
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On October 07 2012 01:53 qtiehunter wrote:Show nested quote +On October 06 2012 22:01 Prospero wrote:
This community fucking sucks. Not TL, LoL. The constant rotten players that just fucking troll for no reason or are abrasive to other kind players makes me sick. Probably just rage talking, but I'd work 60 hours a week on minimum wage if I could review trib cases from everyone and actually get it right. 4 games in a row we get players who afk or tell people to kill themselves or just hurl insults for no reason. One of them I've seen *many* times before and he's afk'd every. single. time. because someone doesnt do exactly what he says. I've reported him every single game, but he's still playing. Yet I get a 1 day sus for (what I assume) tell people to fuck off or calling them an asshole when they start harassing players. Now if you want to suspend me for that, fine. But you see constant fucking filth and they seem to walk away. IMO The key is to find out by yourself when these retards are irrecoverable cases and when can you lead them to the right path. If you see they're dipshits but only because they're immature, have anger control issues, etc. you can try to channel your inner psychologist and lecture them in a proper fashion so that they understand that being fuckwads won't get them anywhere (they will still do the same next game, but you'd been able to stop the hemorrhage for your game and your ELO which is all what matters).
If, on the other hand, they seem like they're helpless retards that were born with moronic genes, then there's nothing you can do to stop it. But if it pisses you off and you won't let them get away with it but you know tribunal doesn't work, the trick is to outperform then in game then (this is the important part) insult and look down on them without using insults (to prevent yourself from getting banned for verbal abuse), but elaborate sentences instead. They always rage harder and harder because of your clever words until they explode and sell all their items and buy move really fast boots shurelyas and zeals/wards and start feeding nonstop and spamming all-chat blaming you all the time. By doing that you make the rest of your team "side" with you against the feeder and more importantly, you make that one player more prone to multiple reports instead of your sole report. And guess what, players who are reported by more than 3-4 players in the same game, have feeder builds, awful stats and horrible verbal diarrhea in all-chat tend to get banned way more often than players who just afk or insult other people.The real deal here is to be able to determine which are recoverable cases and which aren't. Usually stats point on the correct direction. 2/4/1 Amumu rages at top laner? Probably he's frustrated because he's not finding the support he'd like to in ganks and therefore rages because he's too stupid to react in a productive fashion. 1/7/2 LeBlanc rages at bot lane for going 2-5 causing the enemy bot laners to roam mid? Probably he's a big piece of shit that should be wiped out off Earth. And, of course, having patience to deal with their blatant stupidity and to execute the plan without tilting.
This is the strategy I use for those really hopeless examples of subhuman beings. Don't discuss with them, just make sure they get the feeling that you'd rather classify them as an animal rather than a human being.
However, I do this for a completely different reason: I want them to rage and hurt themselves after the game because of how helpless they feel when someone condesecends to them instead of reacting to the stupid shit they talk. This gives me the satisfaction a tribunal ban (that probably won't happen anyway) could never do.
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Fuck sundays.
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Champ select a minute ago:
2nd pick in our team: "I'm ezreal"
Enemy picks Ezreal
2nd pick: "omfg he picked ezreal" *dodge*
Why play ranked when you can only play one champ??
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On October 08 2012 06:04 Morfildur wrote:
Champ select a minute ago:
2nd pick in our team: "I'm ezreal"
Enemy picks Ezreal
2nd pick: "omfg he picked ezreal" *dodge*
Why play ranked when you can only play one champ??
At least he didn't ragepick revive/clarity Zilean.
Now that I think about it, it might have been an attempt of a legit pick... which is even more retarded lol.
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On October 08 2012 03:34 gtrsrs wrote:
lol wtf
i was just playing shyv jungle in a ranked game
i steal enemy red
go to mid, kill enemy mid, get a double kill on enemy jungler
run bot, get a double kill
i'm 4-0 in less than 5 minutes
i say "shove bot while they're dead"
my team chat erupts
"fuck you faggot"
"i afk this noob shyvana"
"ashe is right you're a fucking faggot"
"big nigger faggot"
like just a stream of abuse from 3 of my teammates out of nowhere immediately after i pick up my 4th kill
the community has gotten so bad that you can't even WIN without getting flamed, what the actual fuck
so naturally i put all of them on ignore, they feed their lanes, i end up 13-2 or something, and we still lose
i don't get people
People have this notion that when a jungler comes to gank, they should get the kill. If the jungler gets the kill, he failed, and maybe even put the behind in lane. I have no idea how that works, considering their enemy will still be gone for at least half a minute, allowing them to do whatever they want, AND they still get about 150 assist gold. I have had people tell me not to gank their lane again after 2 successful ganks in 2 minutes, because i took both kills.
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Just been playing coop vs AI games on my smurf to farm IP. Last game, trash Karthus disced all game, while the other idiots in game kept dying so they actually tried to surrender....how fucking retarded do you have to be to surrender against easy bots? Holy fuck...morons.
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On October 08 2012 07:51 Enki wrote:
Just been playing coop vs AI games on my smurf to farm IP. Last game, trash Karthus disced all game, while the other idiots in game kept dying so they actually tried to surrender....how fucking retarded do you have to be to surrender against easy bots? Holy fuck...morons.
Oh my god, imagine if these 3 people agreed to surrender so you'd lose the game and your match history had a Defeat against Beginner bots.
You'd never recover from that :D
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On October 08 2012 07:56 qtiehunter wrote:Show nested quote +On October 08 2012 07:51 Enki wrote:
Just been playing coop vs AI games on my smurf to farm IP. Last game, trash Karthus disced all game, while the other idiots in game kept dying so they actually tried to surrender....how fucking retarded do you have to be to surrender against easy bots? Holy fuck...morons. Oh my god, imagine if these 3 people agreed to surrender so you'd lose the game and your match history had a Defeat against Beginner bots. You'd never recover from that :D
It's happened before actually. Other 4 players left after they got raped, so they just pushed mid. I wasn't fed so yeah, I died 1v5, rofl. I learned my lesson, always use beginner bots. Idiots are still going to die but you can still carry the game in your sleep.
On another note, I'm still pissed at how little IP I get from games and how long its taking to get to level 30. Such a boring grind, and playing without masteries/runes is just silly to me :/
Gotta have that smurf for Season 2 though yo.
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low level smurf stories
Mordekaiser is godlike in games without junglers. Being able to push forever with zero pressure and take both wraith camps basically means other mid auto loses.
Shaco is also godlike, because people are supremely stupid.
Ashe is fucking terrible at carrying because it's so hard to get kills with her when team is uncoordinated as shit and no runes. Also no flash to escape dives.
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The feeling when your team has Viktor and Shaco but the AD carry doesn't come with you when you destroy the enemy early and could take free towers all day. T_T That was so winnable.
OMG FUCK THAT SHITTY HITBOX BUG MY ANCHOR WAS THROUGH THE FUCKER FOR A DOUBLE KILL AND INSTEAD WE LOSE SOMEBODY
Also fucking spanish premade making sure we get a bad image of Spanish people, fuckers don't communicate, have an outscaling lane but chase and dive for kills they don't need instead of being happy to force a back on the other team, try to stop drake attempt 2v4, FUCK YOU MORONS. Also 24cs @15 minutes Panth, real hero starting philo+ionan boots against Riven. Go fuck yourself goddamn moron.
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Please god farm better farm at all auto attack them and dodge brands skills hes really bad and hes not placeing them well. they're flashing away from my dazzle beacuse they don't understand why I've double killed them twice now just fucking farm they arn't getting near you.
I hate playing with irl people I know. I want to never talk to them beacuse they are so bad but I need irl friends to make me feel like I'm good at lol.
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On October 08 2012 10:02 Alaric wrote:
The feeling when your team has Viktor and Shaco but the AD carry doesn't come with you when you destroy the enemy early and could take free towers all day. T_T That was so winnable.
OMG FUCK THAT SHITTY HITBOX BUG MY ANCHOR WAS THROUGH THE FUCKER FOR A DOUBLE KILL AND INSTEAD WE LOSE SOMEBODY
Also fucking spanish premade making sure we get a bad image of Spanish people, fuckers don't communicate, have an outscaling lane but chase and dive for kills they don't need instead of being happy to force a back on the other team, try to stop drake attempt 2v4, FUCK YOU MORONS. Also 24cs @15 minutes Panth, real hero starting philo+ionan boots against Riven. Go fuck yourself goddamn moron.
But see, the logic is clear:
cd boots for moar spears. now obv you going to be low on manaz, but thats what philo is for dawg.
Plus gp/10 Pantheon will be a monster late game... Right?
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Also, you NEED those gp10, since the enemy bullies you so hard in lane, and thus you lose so many cs.
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Well seeing Pantheon at 28 cs when Riven had 60+, I told myself "it's k, we don't count on him late anyway, rather on Cass and Kog/Nunu... oh shit they died for the 5th time trying to chase Blitz in the enemy jungle...".
Also had a "I'm gonna try and put up my jungle knowledge to good use" moment. Panth didn't bother to help my blue at all, so as Nautilus I was a good 20+ seconds behind Maokai. As I approach my red, I warn him "that's about when Mao's double buff ganking, be careful top", especially as I see him run past the creep wave to attack Riven.
Sure enough, less than 10s later, Mao pops out of the river with his buffs and ganks him for first blood.
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