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Sated
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
England4983 Posts
May 20 2012 23:51 GMT
#3841
--- Nuked ---
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
May 21 2012 01:16 GMT
#3842
I just had a game where mid and bot fed a bit 2-7 and 0-5. 0-5 Mf has a rageblade and a bloodthirster as her first big damge items and LW next. :/ Le sigh.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
Slaughter
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States20255 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-21 01:51:55
May 21 2012 01:50 GMT
#3843
I just had a game where our first pick "captain" doesnt ban any champs and then random picks sona and feeds 10 kills. Only thing she says is "omg team of feeders".

This is what I come back to after I take a step back from a loss streak yesterday.

Uninstall
Never Knows Best.
0123456789
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States3216 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-21 02:15:29
May 21 2012 02:10 GMT
#3844
People who buy their accounts are real terror.
MooMooMugi
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States10531 Posts
May 21 2012 02:13 GMT
#3845
Went like 11-2 and 8-2 Fizz and Udyr respectively and still lost on my smurf, 1400 too hard for me
|LoL & SC2 IGN both my username| Just livin' the baylife| Hearthstone ID: MooMooMugi#1544| Dank Memer since 2011
Linz
Profile Joined February 2011
Belgium151 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-21 11:49:17
May 21 2012 11:46 GMT
#3846
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Some games just can't be won I guess.. My eyes hurt when I look at the CS
"The plural of anecdote is not data."
little fancy
Profile Joined August 2011
Germany2504 Posts
May 21 2012 12:26 GMT
#3847
As usual, last pick is forced to play support at ~1.3k ELO. Picks "support malphite", E's as soon as it comes off cooldown and battles with MF for last hits while pushing the lane like mad.

HAHAHAHA this time it's ENEMY bot lane and NOT MINE!


Win? Nope. -.- Enemy Fizz is 11/0 before 20 minutes, his freaking fish almost instagibs 3 of us every teamfight since people are too stupid to split up. One time the guy carrying the fish "flashes away" before it triggers - right between two of us that were already retreating -> Fizz triple kill... how BRAINDEAD can a single person be?!

GJ 2/13 Ahri, I wonder how you can even stay at bronze after more than 1.5k ranked games when you perform like this?!
0123456789
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States3216 Posts
May 21 2012 18:08 GMT
#3848
This game is pretty bullshit. Heads, get trolled. Tails, get trolled harder.

Aka heads, get feeders in two lanes. Tails, get 1500's on your team, and the trash who randoms eve, then refuses to dodge, and then talks shit.
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-21 21:26:03
May 21 2012 21:20 GMT
#3849
Smiteless tryndamere jungle, champ select afk TF support. They won. Brand fed an Akali, Kog+Taric fed Corki. I'm 1200 Elo now.

FP Karthus (into Brand for next enemy pick), 2nd pick Teemo top (into Vlad for next enemy pick). Brb sub-1200 in 20 minutes.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
layabout
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United Kingdom2600 Posts
May 21 2012 22:47 GMT
#3850
So i have a "friend" who was playing league of legends as voilabear or some shit.

He was with friends who are competent at the game but sadly he is not.

So they are over 1 hour in.

My "friend" is on about 6/18/8.

They win a teamfight in their base and kill all of the other team.

They charge toward the enemy base and my "friend" dies to the enemy tower. WHEN ALL 5 ENEMIES ARE DEAD.

They counterpush and melt his team.
Be the Best You Can Be ! Play MAFIA II http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/mafia/ II Dragonsound Best Band
Kyo Yuy
Profile Joined January 2009
United States1286 Posts
May 21 2012 22:50 GMT
#3851
On May 22 2012 06:20 Alaric wrote:
Smiteless tryndamere jungle, champ select afk TF support. They won. Brand fed an Akali, Kog+Taric fed Corki. I'm 1200 Elo now.

FP Karthus (into Brand for next enemy pick), 2nd pick Teemo top (into Vlad for next enemy pick). Brb sub-1200 in 20 minutes.

In a recent podcast, Dyrus said that Teemo actually counters Vlad because Vlad damages in bursts whereas Teemo's damage is sustained ranged DPS and doesn't relent.

I know a lot of sites say Vlad counters Teemo, but given that Dyrus used to play Vlad in a majority of his games, he probably knows what's up :O.
#1 KawaiiRice fan :D
MooMooMugi
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States10531 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-21 22:52:42
May 21 2012 22:52 GMT
#3852
You kite Teemo with your Q thats how you beat him as Vlad(pre Phage)
|LoL & SC2 IGN both my username| Just livin' the baylife| Hearthstone ID: MooMooMugi#1544| Dank Memer since 2011
little fancy
Profile Joined August 2011
Germany2504 Posts
May 21 2012 23:47 GMT
#3853
20/7 loss after I was carrying some retards asses.

We were so close to make a comeback. 2v4, enemy on retreat. But team doesn't listen to my 20x back pings. "CORKI U LAST PICK SHUT UP".

Yeah, sure - being last pick MUST MEAN that i am bad. FFS listen to me and win the game easily, BUT NO: people e-peen too big don't listen to lower elo players. FUCK YOU!
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-22 00:12:25
May 22 2012 00:10 GMT
#3854
Morg's a boring champ. I figured I'd try normals. The enemy team has a morg. Mid that's fine. I picked cait and our team lacks other ranged so the team makes me go mid. That's fine too. I harass morg down to less than half by level 3. But she just heals back up. Then later she just pools the ground and walks away and I have to shoot the minons 20 times to push the wave back :/

It's fine the team went 22-4. Morg never left mid so I got to help my team out and be the better player.
It was annoying to have to do my best to dodge bindings knowing the kill potential was only on one side and not the other.
I get the feeling fast clearing champs like kayle are probably the best counters to morg, but even they risk their lives by extending so far. Morg's a stupid champ.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
little fancy
Profile Joined August 2011
Germany2504 Posts
May 22 2012 00:24 GMT
#3855
"me cait mid / bot or i troll"
*team captain bans cait*
he instalocks eve clarity teleport.

GG
Deleted User 101379
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
4849 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-22 11:02:14
May 22 2012 08:49 GMT
#3856
Normals are often "fun"...

I didn't play all weekend due to having to watch too much starcraft (seriously, watching MLG and PL in germany is hard work). Went into a normal game to warm up, hoping to play my favourite top lane olaf again... well...

I pick olaf but like a nice player i don't lock. 2 others immedatly write "top", pick yorick and lee sin and instalock... well, at least the lee sin has the common sense to switch to jungler.

Well, i switch to graves, still not locking. Someone else then picks varus and locks.
Great.

Ok, pulling out my soraka.

I see fifth guy picking sona so i think he wants to do support, so i switch to ahri...
Sona says "sona mid". I say "sona mid is not very good". He says "sona mid". I switch back to soraka.

Game starts...

Varus and i do a nice job on bot, mostly assisted by their ammumu sitting in the bush right next to my ward waiting for us to get close. Varus does ok last hits and thanks to the wards we survive 2 ganks without damage. Yorick on top goes 2/0.
Suprise: Sona goes 0/5 against Brand.
Sona starts to roam, ganks top, says "/all report yorick ks"

A while later - Sona now 1/8 - Yorick dies once, is now 3/1. Sona: "/all report yorick feeder"

Well, whatever...
Varus and i continue to farm, start to damage their tower, get suprised by 5 man gank. I'm forced to flash away and let varus die. He's almost at their tower, no way i could have saved him. I manage to get past our tower but they dive through and catch me. Well, both players on bot being 0/1 at 10 minutes, could be worse.

After that it's going downhill and we surrender at 20 with sona being 2/10.
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
May 22 2012 10:06 GMT
#3857
Regarding the Vlad/Teemo, remember it's ~1200 guys. The Teemo ended up with 21 cs when Vlad had 71 and he constantly cried for ganks, then lost his turret despite the jungler coming twice.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
iCanada
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada10660 Posts
May 22 2012 15:42 GMT
#3858
Playing Leona in SoloQ is like the greatest terror ever.

How my gawd.... people so cowardly. What is so hard to understand about just hit the god damned champ Leona is hitting and you win every fight by a land slide?

zzz.

I just played a Leona/Corki lane against Caitlyn/Taric. Their nocturne comes to gank level two, I manage to get a stun off on Noct under tower, exhaust Cait. Noct dies, but I'm at stupidly low health. I heal bait Ciat under tower, ding 2 and level E use it to teleport to Taric and avoid Caits Nuke while the tower kills Cait and Taric. Like sickest play ever.

Corki gets a triple kill, including first blood. Beauty, thats like 1.5k gold advantage right off the bat. We a Leona lane, so I'm expecting the lane to just be a laughable stomp in our favour. Nope, as it turns out Corki has zero balls at all, and doesn't understand how to win lanes. We come back to lane, Corki rocking Zerker greaves, double dorans and a Vamp, I'm on Philo/Boots compared to Tarics Fearie charm, and Caits Boots and four health pots. I catch cait and stun her, instead of going in like anyone who could play the game at an efficient level Corki runs... I get cait down to about 50 HP by myself then die.

Like honestly... a five yearold could have won the lane from that point in time. Fast forward to the twenty minute mark corki down 60 CS. Fast forward to end of the 44 minute game Corki has 88 CS and 9.2k Gold compared to Caitlyns 19.9k. I as a support had 11k Gold.

How the hell can you be this bad at the game and get to 1500 Elo? Teh fuck man...
Bambipwnsu
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada698 Posts
May 22 2012 17:47 GMT
#3859
@iCanada you probably got paired up with someone who just hit 30 and got a lucky streak of ranked games. Either that or they are playing intoxicated. My sympathies lol.
LoL @ NA: bambipwnsu
MooMooMugi
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States10531 Posts
May 22 2012 18:13 GMT
#3860
I've been noticing an influx of more posts in the QQ thread and less in the General Awesomeness thread =\
|LoL & SC2 IGN both my username| Just livin' the baylife| Hearthstone ID: MooMooMugi#1544| Dank Memer since 2011
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