go ad kennen with support sona against mf kennen. was really confused on the support kennen but figured ill just farm til we get a gank npnp. sona goes i like to play aggressive kinda against it but what ever. shes not aggressive shes just fucking stupid as shit spamming q on creeps getting caught and generally just feeding. it wa sone of the most painful games ive ever played especially since the mf player has terrible game sense past the laning phase

Shelke14

Canada6655 Posts

February 15 2012 21:13 GMT

#2722

Alright guys, I need TL to pump up my tires a bit. I like to AD carry because I consider myself pretty decent at CSing and getting good positions in team fights. Now the thing I don't like about it is when during a team fight I get to the outside of the fight and hit the people who are easy for me to hit. IE tanks. This is what I am suppose to do right? I'm not suppose to run through the group and hit their AD carry? I get yelled at by every single one of my teammates no matter if we win or lose because I wouldn't dive into the middle to kill the "carries". I think I am doing it right but all this rage coming at me, makes me wanna just go balls deep and see what happens so my teammates don't yell for the next 20 minutes.

1250 ELO.

Slaughter

United States20254 Posts

February 15 2012 21:23 GMT

#2723

Oh hai my name is GangPlank and im going to rape the game and really make sure bot and mid do well in laning. That Chogath up at top is raping Nasus ezpz and Oh he just pushed 2 towers down and we have taken out two others as well and are pushing mid 2nd tower down to almost dead. Right when this happens and the enemy is considering surrendering as our team flies out of a 10 kill lead and the enemy team hasn't even taken a tower....I WILL RANDOMLY AFK....COME BACK FEED 2 KILLS.....AFK.....COME BACK DIE....LEAVE GAME? Fuck you asshole you backed off and went afk right when we were making a good push and we had such an advantage and you leave then feed kills (and even getting two teammates killed as well by their ashe) While the poor Chogath named Slaughter just silently watches you for some reason play Dr. Carry and Mr. Feed all in the same fucking game. WHY GP WHY YOU FUCKING PIRATE?

BrownBear

United States6894 Posts

February 15 2012 21:38 GMT

#2724

On February 15 2012 16:35 seRapH wrote:

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Wherever people are who don't know that naut udyr tf and wukong all have hard cc and trist has 2 escape skills

I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure both of you failed your sarcasm checks...

CeriseCherries

6170 Posts

February 16 2012 03:41 GMT

#2725

17-6 fucking tristana. renekton gave fucking nasus freefarm top because he was really bad, jungle ww was afk half game. at 40 minutes we barron and then ww goes afk and then the enemy pushes us with barron to our inner turret cause our ww is derping. i tell renek just fucking keep nasus off me (with a stun for instance that he has) so i can just like 5 shot him despite his copious armor. nope nasus just fucking walks thorugh entire team and q's me for half my health. then withers me, i jump away. he manages to walk through the turret and renekton who misses his dash and kills me with a second q. team just dies. gg

petered

United States1817 Posts

February 16 2012 04:41 GMT

#2726

I am playing on a level 6 account, i just want to get first win of the day. Morde demands mid, which i let him have. He takes dshield opener against a ziggs. He has less than 200 cs 40 minutes into the game. Tells me his main is 1600. Either 1600s actually suck or he is quite the liar.

Prospero

United States183 Posts

February 16 2012 06:51 GMT

#2727

I really don't like the idea of "this champ is only good early" or "this champ is only good late." Like LB, Yorick or Nasus etc etc. That's all.

ControlMonkey

Australia3109 Posts

February 16 2012 06:56 GMT

#2728

My most recent Nemesis - my internet connection.

Soo much lag.

GG

MindBreaker

United States574 Posts

February 16 2012 18:43 GMT

#2729

Go 12/0/4 as riven and close to the end of the game nautilus (on my own team!) complains how riven is a skilless newbie champ and that I'm terrible. He is 2/7/1. WTF

Alaric

France45622 Posts

February 16 2012 20:28 GMT

#2730

Cass connects 14 minutes in. We lose Elo for this.
Worst is, he was disconnected long before the game was even launched (stopped answering during champ select more than one minute before). Why would the game even be launched when the server knows that one of the players doesn't respond and is thus probably disconnected? This is so dumb and a waste of time.

Navi

5286 Posts

February 16 2012 20:39 GMT

#2731

fuck
i really don't mind getting trolled or losing with people who dont give a fuck
but if people really want to win this game and are simply too idiotic to do a couple of very simple steps to win the game i rage
get fb as zilean vs tf, zone him so he has 20 cs by 15 minutes into the game
get 7-0-4 and feed everybody a kill or two
take bottom and mid and top towers
get the first 3 dragons
and then our lee and shyvana keep diving on their vayne for the next 20 minutes
past 2-3 towers and then they complain about not getting zilean ulted when the other team janna ults everyone except for the two stooges away and their noct ults, preventing any flash ults of my own to save one of our two retards
we still win teamfights but their vayne slowly picks up kills
and then despite having sona zilean my team refuses to attempt to catch any of their extremely weak and underfed heroes BEFORE attempting any HIGH RISK objectives like baron and they keep trying to start baron on their own

these are probably the people who win like a 100 dollar lottery and proceed to blow their next 10000 getting shit stubs

little fancy

Germany2504 Posts

February 16 2012 20:44 GMT

#2732

Do you know those games you only lose because of team comp even though you point those weaknesses out in champ select?

We were equal with the enemy until the game was drawn out. We had too many surpresses and single target stuns we relied on (Skarner, Malz, Ashe (me first pick since I didn't want to fight for solo lanes)...).

So in the end, we got crushed by Cass + Kennen double AP combo with a freaking super fat Nautilus in front that sat in my face the whole time while our Alistar didn't even try to protect me so I couldn't DPS even the slightest.

Hidden_MotiveS

Canada2562 Posts

February 16 2012 20:55 GMT

#2733

On February 16 2012 06:13 Shelke14 wrote:
Alright guys, I need TL to pump up my tires a bit. I like to AD carry because I consider myself pretty decent at CSing and getting good positions in team fights. Now the thing I don't like about it is when during a team fight I get to the outside of the fight and hit the people who are easy for me to hit. IE tanks. This is what I am suppose to do right? I'm not suppose to run through the group and hit their AD carry? I get yelled at by every single one of my teammates no matter if we win or lose because I wouldn't dive into the middle to kill the "carries". I think I am doing it right but all this rage coming at me, makes me wanna just go balls deep and see what happens so my teammates don't yell for the next 20 minutes.

1250 ELO.

That's what I do. Not sure if right.

Navi

5286 Posts

February 16 2012 21:19 GMT

#2734

On February 17 2012 05:55 Hidden_MotiveS wrote:

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That's what I do. Not sure if right.

you hit the most valuable target possible to hit without risk of a worse return i.e. if hitting their vayne as tristana is doable without getting focused by 5 then do it. what constitutes not getting focused by 5 may mean good peel from your team, bad positioning from the enemy, etc. but if their carry has a good line in front of them then this is usually not possible.

CeriseCherries

6170 Posts

February 16 2012 21:32 GMT

#2735

LOL FUCK I WENT 14-5 AS MORD WHICH WAS 10-0 AT ONE POINT. shit on karthus who had fucking 46 farm by 20 minutes. team goes and feeds an irelia who manages to outcarry me by 50 minutes. of the 35 kills we had, i killed 14, assited 15. 403 farm.

FUCKING. DUMB. WUKONG thinks he's jesus

Soloside

United States1238 Posts

February 16 2012 21:55 GMT

#2736

Open 4-0 against Fnatic.

Lose game.

/rage

Mondeezy

United States1938 Posts

February 16 2012 22:50 GMT

#2737

Join a game as jungle WW.

Idiot Ziggs on our team goes mid, proceeds to go 0-6 against Brand, continues to get ganked by Lee, won't buy a ward.

I gank twice for him, get him a kill and myself a kill. Constantly ganking top, get him about 3 kills and myself 2 kills.

Multiple team fights occur, not one of which Ziggs is at, doesn't throw ulti.

Starts spamming surrender at 20mins, cries, then says its my fault because I didn't gank enough for him.

Team surrenders.

Que up again, get the same instapick Ziggs moron on my team. Alt F4. Get 5min suspension from playing.

Sigh.

57 Corvette

Canada5941 Posts

February 17 2012 01:35 GMT

#2738

Whyyy

Lastpick "I'm going mid eve, nothing you can say or do will change that". Locks in promote/clairity Eve.

GG 10 elo and 5 mins

overt

United States9006 Posts

February 17 2012 04:55 GMT

#2739

This game loses a lot of its fun when two of your players get lots of lag all game long. So much so that one of them lags out in a major team fight and the other dies twice in lane due to lag. Should get loss forgiven pls Riot.

UGHHHHH, very next game jungle Shyv, steal enemy teams red buff twice. Steal their blue buff twice. Have double the enemy jungler's CS. Manage to gank lanes and get kills too. Every lane still manages to lose. Terrible night for LoL.

Niton

United States2395 Posts

February 17 2012 04:57 GMT

#2740

Fizz who is 0/4/1 at 18 minutes with 2 DRings and Sorc boots. "I can't CS", he says, despite the fact that his opponent is now roaming and killing people. Ends game down 8k gold to a lichbane-rush Ryze.