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[G] The Great Book of Protoss Bullshit - Page 19

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Serotonine
Profile Joined April 2014
Hungary17 Posts
April 10 2014 12:09 GMT
#361
Lol this kinda made me throw up. Btw it perfectly sums up the whole protoss race!
Dan26
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
Australia239 Posts
April 10 2014 12:45 GMT
#362
Protoss is such an unbalanced piece of shit race. Nerf please.


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WombaT
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Northern Ireland26416 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-10 12:49:35
April 10 2014 12:49 GMT
#363
Rofl, nerf what exactly?
'You'll always be the cuddly marsupial of my heart, despite the inherent flaws of your ancestry' - Squat
ensign_lee
Profile Joined June 2010
United States1178 Posts
April 10 2014 14:12 GMT
#364
Oh damn, the delivery in this post is amazing. And the actual strategy in it too!

Kudos to you TL Strategy, for you wonderful and insightful post!
Mahtasooma
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany475 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-10 17:11:54
April 10 2014 17:11 GMT
#365
Definitely one of the better guides, but THE most failed april's "joke".

It's like a Banker making a joke about how Banks steal your money, thinking it to be funny, whereas they actually do.
http://twitch.tv/mahtasooma
Whitewing
Profile Joined October 2010
United States7483 Posts
April 10 2014 17:55 GMT
#366
On April 11 2014 02:11 Mahtasooma wrote:
Definitely one of the better guides, but THE most failed april's "joke".

It's like a Banker making a joke about how Banks steal your money, thinking it to be funny, whereas they actually do.


Who said it was a joke? Timing was just a coincidence :D.
Strategy"You know I fucking hate the way you play, right?" ~SC2John
SC2Labs
Profile Joined January 2014
Ireland6 Posts
April 11 2014 18:48 GMT
#367
Even I am a Terran I had to smile a bit at the display of these crazy builds. Anyhow, I say that nothing is unbalanced as so many people do whine about.

For me it is more a thing how to approach the game. At the start of HotS Zerg had a really hard time but they adapted after a while using their new units very well. There will be always someone who will say X or Y is unbalanced but a lot of times each player has a tunnel vision.

So cheer up people and enjoy the game!
FPyro
Profile Joined September 2013
Germany47 Posts
April 13 2014 17:07 GMT
#368
The writer of this and everybody who contributed to spreading this information will go to hell. I'm already having enough trouble beating Toss, this will make it even worse.
Whitewing
Profile Joined October 2010
United States7483 Posts
April 13 2014 17:16 GMT
#369
On April 14 2014 02:07 FPyro wrote:
The writer of this and everybody who contributed to spreading this information will go to hell. I'm already having enough trouble beating Toss, this will make it even worse.


You're welcome.
Strategy"You know I fucking hate the way you play, right?" ~SC2John
FPyro
Profile Joined September 2013
Germany47 Posts
April 13 2014 17:38 GMT
#370
Are you the person responsible? Is it your doing we (the Zergs) are being dominated again and again by sneaky, evil strategies, like the ones you're speading here?
If so, then know this: It's not the judgement of men that you need to be afraid of but God's. He will punish you for the sins commited against this community and then you'll regret everything.
Whitewing
Profile Joined October 2010
United States7483 Posts
April 13 2014 18:45 GMT
#371
On April 14 2014 02:38 FPyro wrote:
Are you the person responsible? Is it your doing we (the Zergs) are being dominated again and again by sneaky, evil strategies, like the ones you're speading here?
If so, then know this: It's not the judgement of men that you need to be afraid of but God's. He will punish you for the sins commited against this community and then you'll regret everything.


I'm one of them. You can see the authors of the article down at the bottom of it. Make sure to thank Teoita, SC2John, and Zeromus too. <3
Strategy"You know I fucking hate the way you play, right?" ~SC2John
Teoita
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Italy12246 Posts
April 13 2014 18:52 GMT
#372
Not only did i write the article, i actually created the PvZ Tasteless build myself.

On April 14 2014 02:16 Whitewing wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2014 02:07 FPyro wrote:
The writer of this and everybody who contributed to spreading this information will go to hell. I'm already having enough trouble beating Toss, this will make it even worse.


You're welcome.

ModeratorProtoss all-ins are like a wok. You can throw whatever you want in there and it will turn out alright.
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
April 14 2014 04:53 GMT
#373
finally got around to finishing this. All I can say is: glad I'm not playing SCII right now lol. These builds are so sneaky and bullshit that I can see how protoss players would easily win games with them
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
stapla05
Profile Joined July 2011
Australia67 Posts
April 14 2014 08:16 GMT
#374
Will this book become a best seller we have to wait and see.
http://www.rts-sanctuary.com/Dawn-Of-War/showuser=96956
SatedSC2
Profile Blog Joined March 2014
England3012 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-14 09:42:06
April 14 2014 09:41 GMT
#375
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Tuczniak
Profile Joined September 2010
1561 Posts
April 14 2014 09:51 GMT
#376
On April 11 2014 02:11 Mahtasooma wrote:
Definitely one of the better guides, but THE most failed april's "joke".

It's like a Banker making a joke about how Banks steal your money, thinking it to be funny, whereas they actually do.
Well, this is a lot better than battlenet forum's april's "joke". At 1st April there was a post saying that protoss was badly designed, and the point of the joke is that the author thinks protoss isn't and it's supposed to be so much fun. Really messed up, and it was even forum-MVP.
philip697
Profile Joined December 2011
United Kingdom123 Posts
April 15 2014 16:44 GMT
#377
Having a lot of joy on ladder with these builds ^^

Fun
Scarx
Profile Joined June 2013
Germany49 Posts
April 26 2014 21:05 GMT
#378
Got from mid gold to high diamond over the past few weeks by only using a couple of builds from this guide, thank you a lot! :D
WombaT
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Northern Ireland26416 Posts
April 26 2014 21:18 GMT
#379
On April 27 2014 06:05 Scarx wrote:
Got from mid gold to high diamond over the past few weeks by only using a couple of builds from this guide, thank you a lot! :D

See what horrors you have unleashed TL strategy? :p
'You'll always be the cuddly marsupial of my heart, despite the inherent flaws of your ancestry' - Squat
EsportsJohn
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4883 Posts
April 26 2014 21:33 GMT
#380
On April 27 2014 06:18 Wombat_NI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 27 2014 06:05 Scarx wrote:
Got from mid gold to high diamond over the past few weeks by only using a couple of builds from this guide, thank you a lot! :D

See what horrors you have unleashed TL strategy? :p


After a week of experiencing these horrors, I'm about ready to retract my part in writing this guide hahaha.
StrategyAllyssa Grey <3<3
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