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DISCLAIMER: This article is in no way representative of the collective view of TL.Net or its staff. It's strictly the best damn thing you've ever read, because I'm FakeSteve and I'm always right. If you disagree, a tugboat will drag you upstream by your pinky finger, where you'll be beaten till you're lumpy.
Community News
WCG announced the Samsung Euro Championship this week, an invite-only tournament with apparently a cash prize. Full details here.
But more importantly, the news that shook the bw community by its ankles and reaped the precious loose change, the news that killed a man at a Foreigner concert in '76, the news that makes you grow up to be just like your parents:
Testie has joined ToT.
While this news bounced pathetically off FakeSteve's mighty shield composed of indifference and a dash of contempt, it made babies cry, grown men hang their heads in shame, and did an independant movie in college. By adding the best foreigner ever (EVER) to the team, ToT has become 'quite strong'. The biggest of several threads is here.
Other news, buzz about a new StarCraft patch has been floating around the forum. Something must be made very clear:
The only reliable source is http://www.blizzard.com , where information is now displayed
The TL Staff Starleague Group Stages are now complete. Liquibet for the Quarter-finals (to be played this Sunday) are up. All replays from the Quarter, Semi, and Finals will be released, along with RWAs by Manifesto7 and GroT. A second set of RWAs for the final games will be released, with commentary done by FakeSteve[TPR]. They will feature no technical merit whatsoever, and will most likely offend the players, and some of our more "timid" forum posters.
SKY Proleague latest results here.
Latest MSL results here, interview with the winner here.
This Week in OSL:
GoodFriend > GoRush
Reach > SaferZerg
Doggi > Yellow
iloveoov > NaDa
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FakeSteve's Choice
Poster of the Week: XellOs_PlutO - Just for his OSL 2004 Highlight Reel (here), and of course for the other great videos he and his team have made.
OSL Player Of The Week: GoodFriend - 3-0 in a group that included GoRush, ChoJJa, and Sync. That's just plain impressive. He took full advantage of the map and GoRush's playing style by fast-academy rushing on Guillotine for his third win.
Threads worth checking out:
Make your own fun art
Drinking Poll
Best Instrumentals
FakeSteve Meets His Adoring Public
This week: Rekrul
FS: How's stomping koreans going, in whatever literal sense you choose to take that
Rek: Good, i punched a truck last night. My hand is fucking sore.
FS: I take it you lost then. Man, if you can't beat a stationary object in a fight you got some serious work to do
Rek: It was a moving truck. Gimme some credit
FS: Stopping traffic with your fist?
Rek: I dont pick on parked cars.
Rekrul then started yelling about PokerStars being gay, and signed off. Here's what he had to say:
Dan - i can see through you said:
god
Dan - i can see through you said:
JFKDSL:JFDSKL FSJKL SFJKL DFJKL DFKL DFJKL DFJKL D
Dan - i can see through you said:
W T F
Dan - i can see through you said:
B S
Dan - i can see through you said:
o m G
FakeSteve said:
what the fuck
Dan - i can see through you said:
fucking PS 18nom
And here's a brief conversation Dave tried to have with me:
Dave[9]: sup
FakeSteve: You fucking suck, go kill yourself
Dave[9]: ...... wtf?
Wtf indeed folks, wtf indeed.
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Shit That Pissed Me Off
-Group C of the TL.Net Staff StarLeague. FUCK YOU BILL YOU FUCKING SKINNY-ASS WHITE GOES-TO-THE-WASHROOM-THIRTY-TIMES-A-DAY PROTOSS FAGGOT.
-Doggi beating Yellow. Jesus fucking christ the fucking world is ending.
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HALL OF SHAME
sol-10
hunterAS
zeus
Gigglepants
Oliphaunt
FrenzalRhomb
.KOZI.
Mr.OinK
LzGamer-
wallacinho
[city] clan
assault
bsauce
Jesus christ, it's a faggot parade!
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More to come next week
-FakeSteve[TPR]
Edit: SurG is a faggot
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Jeusus fucking christ look at battle.net they officially announced the new patch.
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>_>
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Man i havent played SC in so long, too much WoW for me =[
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rofl, "wtf indeed folks, wtf"
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Dear God, not only was fakesteve burned (sorry man^^), but wow...
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Valhalla18444 Posts
post fixed, no worries
thanks
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all i can say is thank god we have steve here....
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"Jesus christ, it's a faggot parade!" LMFAO!
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Russian Federation798 Posts
In other news
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SurG> FakeSteve, question?
FakeSteve> WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
SurG> can you put even more
SurG> empty lines on the front page?
SurG> Nuked
FakeSteve> Didn't see that ban coming, did you, FAGGOT
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Valhalla18444 Posts
would you rather have it all mashed together?
certain things do not go with certain other things, and the ability to seperate them on a forum is somewhat limited
and im not a mod
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Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
Steve pure art sex~
I look forward to these updates, they are the highlight of my week and make life worth living again.
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Thanks Steve. Don't stop this weekly report.
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hahahaha at :
FUCK YOU BILL YOU FUCKING SKINNY-ASS WHITE GOES-TO-THE-WASHROOM-THIRTY-TIMES-A-DAY PROTOSS FAGGOT.
nice post as always steve
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you'll be beaten till you're lumpy.
Hahhaaha!
I love these weekly news posts. Thanks FakeSteve.
-Doggi beating Yellow. Jesus fucking christ the fucking world is ending.
Yeah, that totally pissed me off, too. YELLOW HOW COULD YOU LOSE OMFG
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This week at TL.Net - Week 3, 01/05
Oh noes! tyMe travle!1 jk. Nice to hear about the patch.
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Russian Federation798 Posts
On January 20 2005 19:45 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
and im not a mod
I still fear your FakeRage[TM]
On a serious note, calling people faggots on the front page, when they can't even respond, is not quite nice, don't you think?
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Valhalla18444 Posts
thats why there's a disclaimer
i'd better edit the newspost though
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Osaka27154 Posts
If you can respond, so can they... o wait a minute... they are banned. Stupid faggots.
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Russian Federation798 Posts
On January 20 2005 20:42 Manifesto7 wrote:
If you can respond, so can they... o wait a minute... they are banned. Stupid faggots.
LOL. Mani, I know it's all in good spirit, but the gal in the cubicle across mine, one of the best hackers I've ever seen, probably wouldn't be laughing, considering she's a lesbian.
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Osaka27154 Posts
On January 20 2005 21:00 SurG wrote:Show nested quote +On January 20 2005 20:42 Manifesto7 wrote:
If you can respond, so can they... o wait a minute... they are banned. Stupid faggots. LOL. Mani, I know it's all in good spirit, but the gal in the cubicle across mine, one of the best hackers I've ever seen, probably wouldn't be laughing, considering she's a lesbian.
if she is a lesbian, I would appreciate an introduction please.
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Germany / USA16648 Posts
mani is a girl, i knew it
men can't be as sexy
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or maybe he's a man who's overly interested in lesbians.... cause that's sooo rare
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ok im getting very irratated.........y is lzgamer on that list of hall of shame?......I know him for long time n he is always manner....and i voice chat with him a lot while playing on sc ....I was there when he played wgtour all the way to A rank and he beat many good gamers (i can name them if i have to but i dont want to offend any of them) as he went......me, tyler and lzgamer were all on voice chat all in our own games playing wgtour n talked n laughed n just ahd loads of fun.....i dont like people who talk bad about other people cuz of jealousy or w/es u have.....but i guess there will be a lot of asses on the net n we cnt fix that....bt i just hope u people who do or think like this grow up some day n leave the guy (lzgamer or the other people who r trying to get good in this game) alone......thank you god..........if u dont have anything good to say...then dont say anything at all
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you sure you're from the US?
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he was banned because out of the 35 posts he had every single one of them maxed around 5 words.
35 bad, unfunny, uninteresting, useless one-lines. talk about a big contribution to the community.
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yes, hawaii is a group of islands but it is USA ;o ...Hawaii is one of the States of USA. the name of the island i live on is Oahu.......one of the several islands of hawaii.
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o i c...did u at least give him a warning about it before u banned?....i dont think he knew...i would think ull have a fair warning first --;; or something or a 2nd chance
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why? so that everyone can mess up once before they are gone? how about getting it right in the first place.
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My eyes are burning after reading BigHuntah's post.
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Hahaha FakeSteve[TPR] is so funny!
gw, don't stop these reports Steve!
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Haha nice post steve, love that shit don't you ever stop.
On January 21 2005 02:01 BigHuNtAh wrote:
yes, hawaii is a group of islands but it is USA ;o ...Hawaii is one of the States of USA. the name of the island i live on is Oahu.......one of the several islands of hawaii.
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o i c...did u at least give him a warning about it before u banned?....i dont think he knew...i would think ull have a fair warning first --;; or something or a 2nd chance
Do you surf ?
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Canada9720 Posts
if broken sentences and bad grammar is the price you pay for surfing,
then so help me me god i'm never even going to go boogie boarding ever again.
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you go and wash your mouth with soap now young man after all that foul language
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On January 20 2005 20:35 SurG wrote:I still fear your FakeRage[TM] On a serious note, calling people faggots on the front page, when they can't even respond, is not quite nice, don't you think?
I think faggot just means bad poster for that week.
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Great post Steve. Made me smile unlike a select unlucky thirteen.
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I heard from someone that there is a possibility that they might add a feature with the new patch where you can group buildings. Like you could have 4 hatcherys highlighted at one time press sz and you got 24 lings coming, i think it would suck  . I'm thinking its just a bad rumor but has anyone else heard something about it?
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oops... i didn't noticed that Gigglepants was banned, he made a lot of threads lately.
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Yes, he was exactly like you (hinthint).
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Valhalla18444 Posts
hey, if we had a problem with alpha, hed know
gigglepants was banned for being rose
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Russian Federation798 Posts
On January 20 2005 21:57 Manifesto7 wrote:Show nested quote +On January 20 2005 21:00 SurG wrote:On January 20 2005 20:42 Manifesto7 wrote:
If you can respond, so can they... o wait a minute... they are banned. Stupid faggots. LOL. Mani, I know it's all in good spirit, but the gal in the cubicle across mine, one of the best hackers I've ever seen, probably wouldn't be laughing, considering she's a lesbian. if she is a lesbian, I would appreciate an introduction please.
She has a girlfriend already.
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lmao steve this was the funniest newspost ever
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i jsut talked to lzgamer........he didnt know that it was unlawful to post a few sentences like when he seen rekrul join tot) .....he noticed some criticize and wanted to say someting nice so he said sometng like gl rekrul or something.......he didnt realize he was offending someone or like it was bad to make posts that were really small.....it not like he really cares about having a lot of posts on an internet site -_-;; but do what u gotta do but plz give him a second chance, but if not.....then it's all good.
thnx
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Omg so honored my thread was on threads worth checking out
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rofl the rek and dave convos were awesome
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On January 21 2005 11:57 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
hey, if we had a problem with alpha, hed know
gigglepants was banned for being rose
You baned rose, you... you... *struggle to find words*.... EVIL MOOSTER
but rose... gah! *sputters*
k enuf of that... i think alpha is cool.
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