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This week at TL.Net - Week 3, 01/05

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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-01-20 11:46:11
January 20 2005 09:19 GMT
#1
DISCLAIMER: This article is in no way representative of the collective view of TL.Net or its staff. It's strictly the best damn thing you've ever read, because I'm FakeSteve and I'm always right. If you disagree, a tugboat will drag you upstream by your pinky finger, where you'll be beaten till you're lumpy.

Community News

WCG announced the Samsung Euro Championship this week, an invite-only tournament with apparently a cash prize. Full details here.



But more importantly, the news that shook the bw community by its ankles and reaped the precious loose change, the news that killed a man at a Foreigner concert in '76, the news that makes you grow up to be just like your parents:

Testie has joined ToT.

While this news bounced pathetically off FakeSteve's mighty shield composed of indifference and a dash of contempt, it made babies cry, grown men hang their heads in shame, and did an independant movie in college. By adding the best foreigner ever (EVER) to the team, ToT has become 'quite strong'. The biggest of several threads is here.



Other news, buzz about a new StarCraft patch has been floating around the forum. Something must be made very clear:
The only reliable source is http://www.blizzard.com , where information is now displayed


The TL Staff Starleague Group Stages are now complete. Liquibet for the Quarter-finals (to be played this Sunday) are up. All replays from the Quarter, Semi, and Finals will be released, along with RWAs by Manifesto7 and GroT. A second set of RWAs for the final games will be released, with commentary done by FakeSteve[TPR]. They will feature no technical merit whatsoever, and will most likely offend the players, and some of our more "timid" forum posters.



SKY Proleague latest results here.
Latest MSL results here, interview with the winner here.

This Week in OSL:

GoodFriend > GoRush
Reach > SaferZerg
Doggi > Yellow
iloveoov > NaDa

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FakeSteve's Choice

Poster of the Week: XellOs_PlutO - Just for his OSL 2004 Highlight Reel (here), and of course for the other great videos he and his team have made.

OSL Player Of The Week: GoodFriend - 3-0 in a group that included GoRush, ChoJJa, and Sync. That's just plain impressive. He took full advantage of the map and GoRush's playing style by fast-academy rushing on Guillotine for his third win.


Threads worth checking out:

Make your own fun art
Drinking Poll
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FakeSteve Meets His Adoring Public

This week: Rekrul

FS: How's stomping koreans going, in whatever literal sense you choose to take that

Rek: Good, i punched a truck last night. My hand is fucking sore.

FS: I take it you lost then. Man, if you can't beat a stationary object in a fight you got some serious work to do

Rek: It was a moving truck. Gimme some credit

FS: Stopping traffic with your fist?

Rek: I dont pick on parked cars.


Rekrul then started yelling about PokerStars being gay, and signed off. Here's what he had to say:

Dan - i can see through you said:
god
Dan - i can see through you said:
JFKDSL:JFDSKL FSJKL SFJKL DFJKL DFKL DFJKL DFJKL D
Dan - i can see through you said:
W T F
Dan - i can see through you said:
B S
Dan - i can see through you said:
o m G
FakeSteve said:
what the fuck
Dan - i can see through you said:
fucking PS 18nom


And here's a brief conversation Dave tried to have with me:

Dave[9]: sup

FakeSteve: You fucking suck, go kill yourself

Dave[9]: ...... wtf?


Wtf indeed folks, wtf indeed.



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Shit That Pissed Me Off

-Group C of the TL.Net Staff StarLeague. FUCK YOU BILL YOU FUCKING SKINNY-ASS WHITE GOES-TO-THE-WASHROOM-THIRTY-TIMES-A-DAY PROTOSS FAGGOT.
-Doggi beating Yellow. Jesus fucking christ the fucking world is ending.

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HALL OF SHAME

sol-10
hunterAS
zeus
Gigglepants
Oliphaunt
FrenzalRhomb
.KOZI.
Mr.OinK
LzGamer-
wallacinho
[city] clan
assault
bsauce

Jesus christ, it's a faggot parade!

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More to come next week

-FakeSteve[TPR]


Edit: SurG is a faggot
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
January 20 2005 09:20 GMT
#2
Jeusus fucking christ look at battle.net they officially announced the new patch.
Dave[9]
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
United States2365 Posts
January 20 2005 09:21 GMT
#3
>_>
<_<
v_v

Man i havent played SC in so long, too much WoW for me =[
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=104154&currentpage=316#6317
hasuwar
Profile Joined April 2003
7365 Posts
January 20 2005 09:22 GMT
#4
rofl, "wtf indeed folks, wtf"
Diablo3 ID: Exalted#1710 -------R.I.P. http://hasuwar.isgsa.org. Much love to Toptalent
-_-
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States7081 Posts
January 20 2005 09:29 GMT
#5
Dear God, not only was fakesteve burned (sorry man^^), but wow...
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-01-20 09:30:58
January 20 2005 09:30 GMT
#6
post fixed, no worries

thanks
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
lIlIlIlIlIlI
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Korea (South)3851 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-01-20 10:07:54
January 20 2005 10:02 GMT
#7
--- Nuked ---
EchoOfRain
Profile Joined November 2004
United States516 Posts
January 20 2005 10:20 GMT
#8
all i can say is thank god we have steve here....
quote
KiLLme1st
Profile Joined December 2003
United States1824 Posts
January 20 2005 10:36 GMT
#9
"Jesus christ, it's a faggot parade!" LMFAO!
CAPSLOCK IS AUTOPILOT FOR COOL
SurG
Profile Joined June 2003
Russian Federation798 Posts
January 20 2005 10:37 GMT
#10
In other news
---------------------------

SurG> FakeSteve, question?


FakeSteve> WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?


SurG> can you put even more


SurG> empty lines on the front page?


SurG> Nuked


FakeSteve> Didn't see that ban coming, did you, FAGGOT
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
January 20 2005 10:45 GMT
#11
would you rather have it all mashed together?

certain things do not go with certain other things, and the ability to seperate them on a forum is somewhat limited

and im not a mod
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22253 Posts
January 20 2005 10:58 GMT
#12
Steve pure art sex~

I look forward to these updates, they are the highlight of my week and make life worth living again.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
DarkGhost]Coon[
Profile Joined February 2004
United States1471 Posts
January 20 2005 11:05 GMT
#13
Thanks Steve. Don't stop this weekly report.
Common sense is not so common.
Eti307
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Canada3442 Posts
January 20 2005 11:21 GMT
#14
hahahaha at :
FUCK YOU BILL YOU FUCKING SKINNY-ASS WHITE GOES-TO-THE-WASHROOM-THIRTY-TIMES-A-DAY PROTOSS FAGGOT.


nice post as always steve
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
January 20 2005 11:31 GMT
#15
you'll be beaten till you're lumpy.

Hahhaaha!

I love these weekly news posts. Thanks FakeSteve.


-Doggi beating Yellow. Jesus fucking christ the fucking world is ending.

Yeah, that totally pissed me off, too. YELLOW HOW COULD YOU LOSE OMFG
useLess
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4781 Posts
January 20 2005 11:34 GMT
#16

This week at TL.Net - Week 3, 01/05


Oh noes! tyMe travle!1 jk. Nice to hear about the patch.
Moonlight Shadow
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
January 20 2005 11:34 GMT
#17
thats january/2005
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
SurG
Profile Joined June 2003
Russian Federation798 Posts
January 20 2005 11:35 GMT
#18
On January 20 2005 19:45 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
and im not a mod

I still fear your FakeRage[TM]

On a serious note, calling people faggots on the front page, when they can't even respond, is not quite nice, don't you think?
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
January 20 2005 11:42 GMT
#19
thats why there's a disclaimer

i'd better edit the newspost though
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27143 Posts
January 20 2005 11:42 GMT
#20
If you can respond, so can they... o wait a minute... they are banned. Stupid faggots.
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