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Bill Murray
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States9292 Posts
July 28 2012 01:22 GMT
#4021
If Katina put her pants on her head, open hand slap to the face
University of Kentucky Basketball #1
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6786 Posts
July 28 2012 01:23 GMT
#4022
On July 28 2012 10:22 Bill Murray wrote:
If Katina put her pants on her head, open hand slap to the face

the first pants pic isn't katina lol.
Forti et Fideli ~ TL Mafia Forum: Come play with us! ~ Go Samsung KHAN, Stork, JangBi , Shine, Grape, and TurN Fighting!~ wat
Bill Murray
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States9292 Posts
July 28 2012 01:39 GMT
#4023


hey, guys, considering my role
i've learned a lesson, so take this code
the ace of diamonds is thrown out the window
role=/=alignment
University of Kentucky Basketball #1
Bill Murray
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States9292 Posts
July 28 2012 01:47 GMT
#4024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS3jHI9No6o#t=26m0s


This is how i felt when i got MY ROLE
University of Kentucky Basketball #1
VisceraEyes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States21171 Posts
July 28 2012 02:05 GMT
#4025
Someone must not have filled out the right form...
if I had to describe his playstyle, it'd be a coked up rabbit with the attention of a goldfish injecting caffeine into himself directly through an IV drip. it's like a reel of random animated shorts where things just blow up randomly
austinmcc
Profile Joined October 2010
United States6737 Posts
July 28 2012 02:11 GMT
#4026
Back, guess we're just...waiting?

BM, if you're still around (and we're allowed to post), what actions do you steal? Is the wording "thread actions" or something more broad?
Fe fi fo fum.
Bill Murray
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States9292 Posts
July 28 2012 02:48 GMT
#4027
unused day actions i believe. i have company. remind me to double check in a moment.
University of Kentucky Basketball #1
Q-bert-Z
Profile Joined October 2011
United States75 Posts
July 28 2012 03:16 GMT
#4028
In before modkill. Who am I voting?
rastaban
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2294 Posts
July 28 2012 03:19 GMT
#4029
On July 28 2012 12:16 Q-bert-Z wrote:
In before modkill. Who am I voting?

Probably gonzaw, but day hasn't started yet
Tyler: "...damn it, that's StarCraft. Opening doors is what we do. Being the first to find food is the greatest pleasure a player can have!"
Q-bert-Z
Profile Joined October 2011
United States75 Posts
July 28 2012 03:52 GMT
#4030
Request to be notified by PM when I am killed since I will likely miss it in thread, and I'd rather not post dead.

Sorry guys, turns out there isn't any internet here. It's a summer cabin in the middle.of nowhere. I go into town most days briefly, so I can post these.
Qatol
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States3165 Posts
July 28 2012 03:56 GMT
#4031
Sorry about the late day post, guys and girl. We thought Ver was going to take care of it, but he caught a computer virus. Dreamflower and I will resolve everything as quickly as we can.
Uff Da
Protactinium
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada550 Posts
July 28 2012 04:09 GMT
#4032
[image loading]
Day 5


Meapak_ziphh woke up to a beautiful morning, with the sun shining through his window and a songbird twittering joyous melodies that made his heart sing for happiness. Humming pleasantly, he made a perfect cup of coffee and headed out for the office in a shining mood of anticipation and optimism. Today was the day he would solve all the company problems! Today was the day he would make his fortune, revolutionize the company's products and very way of thinking, and change the world for the better! Today was the start of a wonderful new age of prosperity for himself and his fellow colleagues!

Unfortunately, today was the day that all those exciting plans would be foiled. As Meapak opened the door to his office, whistling cheerfully, a concealed trap door opened under his feet without so much as a creak of warning. Screaming in terror, Meapak fell through the door and plummeted all seventeen stories down to the hard, merciless concrete floor of PCP Corporation's basement. His blood had spilled into a vivid reddish-green pool around his head and chest by the time the paramedics finally found Meapak_ziphh's corpse.

Meapak_ziphh the Mafia Traitor has died.

+ Show Spoiler [role PM] +
Disgruntled VP (Traitor)

You are an employee that has served far too long with too little reward. You have watched your company fall into moral decay and see ethical lapses every day. Try as you might, you just don't feel the evil coursing through your veins and want out. You have no special abilities but want to win with the town. If you are inspected, you appear as Paper Pusher (Mafia Medic).

Your nominal superior is the Chairman of the Board. He may send you a message up to once every half cycle. You show up as a member of the mafia and the Chairman of the Board considers you one of his minions. He knows your identity, but does not know your power (or lack of it). The CEO knows about the traitor's existence but nobody else does.

But beware, you must never expose your identity as a mafia traitor! The Mafia executives have the power to automatically kill one of their employees should they believe said person is the traitor. Thus you must not attract attention as the traitor and instead subtly try to aid the town with your extra knowledge and plant suspicion that someone else is the traitor.

Here is the green town pm for your information:

Entrepeneurial employee

You are an entrepeneurial and innovative employee. Although you have no special power or authority, you are a lively and hard working employee. Fortunately, the evil bureaucrats haven't tried to stifle your creativity...yet. You win with the town.





It is now Night 5. Night actions are due at 00:00 GMT (+00:00) (24 hours from now).
And so, we find the Sublime.
rastaban
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2294 Posts
July 28 2012 04:25 GMT
#4033
To or From Chez last night:
"Fire your nuke! Its time to die. They are on to you! Your gonna die!!!! Its all over! Its all over!!! Whatever you do, do not fire the nuke on rasta!!!"
Tyler: "...damn it, that's StarCraft. Opening doors is what we do. Being the first to find food is the greatest pleasure a player can have!"
rastaban
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2294 Posts
July 28 2012 04:30 GMT
#4034
Austin, did you get any messages last night?
Tyler: "...damn it, that's StarCraft. Opening doors is what we do. Being the first to find food is the greatest pleasure a player can have!"
austinmcc
Profile Joined October 2010
United States6737 Posts
July 28 2012 04:32 GMT
#4035
Lol, yeah. I actually got the same thing to or from risk.

Looks like that's broadcast.
Fe fi fo fum.
austinmcc
Profile Joined October 2010
United States6737 Posts
July 28 2012 04:34 GMT
#4036
I guess if used early, one of us might have spoken up about seeing a PM to/from someone because of that. Other one might have counterclaimed that he'd seen it on someone else, and both of us out ourselves to get shot?
Fe fi fo fum.
Katina
Profile Joined February 2012
United States454 Posts
July 28 2012 04:45 GMT
#4037
I would like to comment on the points made against me

1. I'm not ignoring junks of the thread. I'm well aware of what is going on.
2. I'm not Mafia and wasting a lynch on me is a bad idea
3. I saw the message late last night and was too tired to announce it to the thread. By the time I got on this morning it was already in the thread.
4. Did I mention that I'm not Mafia? The suspicions of me being Mafia is nothing but a lot of nit picking and assumptions. I'm not sure why the focus is on me when there are scummier people in the thread right now. The thread seems to have a direction now so I don't have a need to be making big posts telling everyone to focus and lynch so and so.
rastaban
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2294 Posts
July 28 2012 04:46 GMT
#4038
Did anyone actually receive that message? Risk, Chez, did you guys both get that message?
Tyler: "...damn it, that's StarCraft. Opening doors is what we do. Being the first to find food is the greatest pleasure a player can have!"
Mattchew
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States5684 Posts
July 28 2012 05:11 GMT
#4039
Tehabdsjsuuslwnfjdjejerjeuusifnrbrgaaa
There is always tomorrow nshs.seal.
VisceraEyes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States21171 Posts
July 28 2012 05:22 GMT
#4040
...##Vote: gonzaw
if I had to describe his playstyle, it'd be a coked up rabbit with the attention of a goldfish injecting caffeine into himself directly through an IV drip. it's like a reel of random animated shorts where things just blow up randomly
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