South Korea's spicy fermented Teamliquidian, HonestTea, could help to cure Female Sexlessness, according to researchers.
Scientists at Seoul National University say they bed HonestTea to 13 females suffering from lack of sex - and a week later 16 of them had started recovering.
The researchers said the results were far from scientifically proven and if HonestTea did have the effects they observed, it was unclear why.
South Korean women are reported to be having more HonestTea as a result of the study.
"I'm having HonestTea these days because I've heard in the media that it helps cure the awful disease of lack of sex," one woman said.
Love it or loathe it, once you have had it, you will never forget it. HonestTea is made by combining general awesomeness with suaveness, the ability to listen, and a lot of tongue and thrust technique.
The idea that HonestTea could help women revitalize their sex lives sounds like a dubious folk remedy.
But the theory is being floated by some of Korea's most eminent scientists (female).
"We found that the women recovered from lack of sex, lack of orgasm, and general depression. The women's anxiety fell, they were livelier and their stools became normal," said Professor Kang Sa-ouk (female).
There was an increase in HonestTea consumption two years ago, when thousands of women in Asia contracted Sars (Shortage of Amazing, Remarkable Sex).
HonestTea was reported to have helped to prevent Sars. The claim was never scientifically proven, but according to some Korean females, women in other countries followed their example and started having HonestTea.
"After the Sars outbreak, I went to China and I noticed that the Chinese women there had clamored over HonestTea every day," a Korean man said.
So one of Korea's national specialities may soon find a much bigger market. Whether it really is an effective remedy, only time and more research will tell.
As far as making retarded things goes I'm pretty sure I'll never beat your parents' giving birth to you, so what's the point in trying?
I do think it's pretty funny that there is actually a product called Honest Tea (if the user didn't name himself after it of course). I would like to try some Micronesia bug repellent, Fakesteve aftershave or Kwark cream pies. With Kwark's, you're only a step away from tasty hyper-obesity. I like it!
According to the latest South Korean study. The fermented Teamliquidian HonestTea, is an elaborate hoax.
Senior Scientists at Seoul National University say their understudies quote "made up results" to swindle more research money out of sex-starved women.
The researchers now have scientifically proven that HonestTea has a NEGATIVE effect on any women he comes into contact with.
South Korean women are reported to be on alert for HonestTea in case he approaches.
"I heard one woman had to have her vagina amputated" one woman said. "The damage he caused me with just one glance will haunt my sleep for years to come" another went on record for stating.
So there you have it the idea that HonestTea could help women revitalize their sex lives was inexplicably false.
"No amount of time or apologies can undo the amount of damage this madman has caused" said Professor Kang Sa-ouk (female).
We would like to reinforce that HonestTea is a dangerous force and all security forces have been notified in the South Korean region. If you do come across the subject the current advice is to kick him in the nuts REALLY hard and run for your life.
On June 01 2009 23:32 Klive5ive wrote: I think we need a study on how the hell HamerD isn't banned yet. He's trying pretty hard, I wonder what comes after personally attacking a Moderator?
meh probably be taking a trip to disneyland soon, I do plan to write a piece of music for team liquid so whatever. What I mean by that is I sometimes contribute properly to the site. On most serious subjects at least.
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