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HonestTea Cures Female Sexlessness

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HonestTea *
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
5007 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-01 07:56:44
June 01 2009 07:30 GMT
#1
South Korea's spicy fermented Teamliquidian, HonestTea, could help to cure Female Sexlessness, according to researchers.

Scientists at Seoul National University say they bed HonestTea to 13 females suffering from lack of sex - and a week later 16 of them had started recovering.

The researchers said the results were far from scientifically proven and if HonestTea did have the effects they observed, it was unclear why.

South Korean women are reported to be having more HonestTea as a result of the study.

"I'm having HonestTea these days because I've heard in the media that it helps cure the awful disease of lack of sex," one woman said.

Love it or loathe it, once you have had it, you will never forget it. HonestTea is made by combining general awesomeness with suaveness, the ability to listen, and a lot of tongue and thrust technique.

The idea that HonestTea could help women revitalize their sex lives sounds like a dubious folk remedy.

But the theory is being floated by some of Korea's most eminent scientists (female).

"We found that the women recovered from lack of sex, lack of orgasm, and general depression. The women's anxiety fell, they were livelier and their stools became normal," said Professor Kang Sa-ouk (female).

There was an increase in HonestTea consumption two years ago, when thousands of women in Asia contracted Sars (Shortage of Amazing, Remarkable Sex).

HonestTea was reported to have helped to prevent Sars. The claim was never scientifically proven, but according to some Korean females, women in other countries followed their example and started having HonestTea.

"After the Sars outbreak, I went to China and I noticed that the Chinese women there had clamored over HonestTea every day," a Korean man said.

So one of Korea's national specialities may soon find a much bigger market. Whether it really is an effective remedy, only time and more research will tell.
returns upon momentous occasions.
BloodyC0bbler
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada7876 Posts
June 01 2009 07:32 GMT
#2
Honestea you just made my night hahaha, thanks bud
#3 Member of the Chill Fanclub / Rhaegar fought nobly. Rhaegar fought valiantly. Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaeger died. --Ser Jorah Mormont TL MAFIA FORUM http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 go go !
seppolevne
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada1681 Posts
June 01 2009 07:34 GMT
#3
Hahahahaha nice.
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Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
June 01 2009 07:34 GMT
#4
Ok this is officially the joke of the year. haha awesome!
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51451 Posts
June 01 2009 07:35 GMT
#5
So where can I buy myself a HonestTea?
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jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6635 Posts
June 01 2009 07:36 GMT
#6
On June 01 2009 16:35 GTR wrote:
So where can I buy myself a HonestTea?

PM'ing him is your best bet.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
CongoJack
Profile Joined February 2009
Canada417 Posts
June 01 2009 07:38 GMT
#7
lol...
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
June 01 2009 07:40 GMT
#8
LOL
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selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
June 01 2009 07:40 GMT
#9
Very nice
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
June 01 2009 07:41 GMT
#10
13 women? pfff, make that one bot, if even that.
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konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66163 Posts
June 01 2009 07:42 GMT
#11
lol
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BloodyC0bbler
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada7876 Posts
June 01 2009 07:43 GMT
#12
13 women they sent, but 16 were fixed, his stats are amazing yo, he should have his own card
#3 Member of the Chill Fanclub / Rhaegar fought nobly. Rhaegar fought valiantly. Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaeger died. --Ser Jorah Mormont TL MAFIA FORUM http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 go go !
khy
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States475 Posts
June 01 2009 07:43 GMT
#13
Is there any way we can know if this magic you know, stops working? Goes dry?
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
June 01 2009 07:44 GMT
#14
--- Nuked ---
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
June 01 2009 07:50 GMT
#15
First kimchi, and now this?

Korea is on a roll.
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Yaqoob
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Canada3325 Posts
June 01 2009 07:52 GMT
#16
LOL
김택용 Fighting!
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
June 01 2009 07:52 GMT
#17
LOL. The sad thing is that an incredible number of Koreans actually believe this.
NeoIllusions
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States37500 Posts
June 01 2009 07:52 GMT
#18
ht is a winner!
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AltaiR_
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Korea (South)922 Posts
June 01 2009 07:57 GMT
#19
i want to order! fuck SKT1 shirts, give me some jars of HonestTea!
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SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
June 01 2009 08:07 GMT
#20
rofl @ the sars part.
lol
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
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