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HonestTea Cures Female Sexlessness - Page 3

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unknown.sam
Profile Joined May 2007
Philippines2701 Posts
June 01 2009 10:30 GMT
#41
"The idea that HonestTea could help women revitalize their sex lives sounds like a dubious folk remedy..."
this part sounds so familiar

great read hahaha
"Thanks for the kind words, but if SS is the most interesting book you've ever read, you must have just started reading a couple of weeks ago." - Mark Rippetoe
indecision
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Germany818 Posts
June 01 2009 10:49 GMT
#42
excellent
Shizuru~
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Malaysia1676 Posts
June 01 2009 10:59 GMT
#43
LoL!!!
Well played sir, well played hahahahahahaa.....
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
June 01 2009 11:19 GMT
#44
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God does no one else find this joke about as weak as an aids sufferer's immune system??
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
June 01 2009 11:28 GMT
#45
All these women and yet he'll never get the one.
GinNtoniC
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Sweden2945 Posts
June 01 2009 11:58 GMT
#46
I have my signature for a reason. Always a fan, always a fan...
Huge fan of JulyZerg, HonestTea and that guy Kim Taek Yong.
Deleted User 31060
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
3788 Posts
June 01 2009 12:09 GMT
#47
16/13 girls recovered!

this must really work guys!!!11!
Peaked at C- on ICCUP and proud of it! @Sunyveil
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
June 01 2009 12:40 GMT
#48
You think HonestTea is great? just wait until you have had some NtTea.
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14899 Posts
June 01 2009 13:19 GMT
#49
lol really? who wrote this
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9949 Posts
June 01 2009 13:23 GMT
#50
On June 01 2009 20:19 HamerD wrote:
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God does no one else find this joke about as weak as an aids sufferer's immune system??

if you're talking about your own joke, yes

now if you had said "as weak as the bonding in a transatlantic internet relationship", i might have giggled
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
June 01 2009 13:24 GMT
#51
roflll
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
June 01 2009 13:32 GMT
#52
On June 01 2009 16:57 AltaiR_ wrote:
i want to order! fuck SKT1 shirts, give me some jars of HonestTea!

SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
June 01 2009 13:40 GMT
#53
lololol
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-01 13:44:21
June 01 2009 13:43 GMT
#54
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Whatever Rage, I thought Schindler's List was funnier than you are.
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9949 Posts
June 01 2009 14:12 GMT
#55
On June 01 2009 22:43 HamerD wrote:
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Whatever Rage, I thought Schindler's List was funnier than you are.

make more retarded analogies plz
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
June 01 2009 14:20 GMT
#56
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As far as making retarded things goes I'm pretty sure I'll never beat your parents' giving birth to you, so what's the point in trying?


I do think it's pretty funny that there is actually a product called Honest Tea (if the user didn't name himself after it of course). I would like to try some Micronesia bug repellent, Fakesteve aftershave or Kwark cream pies. With Kwark's, you're only a step away from tasty hyper-obesity. I like it!
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
Klive5ive
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom6056 Posts
June 01 2009 14:21 GMT
#57
NEWS JUST IN!

According to the latest South Korean study. The fermented Teamliquidian HonestTea, is an elaborate hoax.

Senior Scientists at Seoul National University say their understudies quote "made up results" to swindle more research money out of sex-starved women.

The researchers now have scientifically proven that HonestTea has a NEGATIVE effect on any women he comes into contact with.

South Korean women are reported to be on alert for HonestTea in case he approaches.

"I heard one woman had to have her vagina amputated" one woman said.
"The damage he caused me with just one glance will haunt my sleep for years to come" another went on record for stating.

So there you have it the idea that HonestTea could help women revitalize their sex lives was inexplicably false.

"No amount of time or apologies can undo the amount of damage this madman has caused" said Professor Kang Sa-ouk (female).

We would like to reinforce that HonestTea is a dangerous force and all security forces have been notified in the South Korean region.
If you do come across the subject the current advice is to kick him in the nuts REALLY hard and run for your life.
Don't hate the player - Hate the game
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9949 Posts
June 01 2009 14:29 GMT
#58
On June 01 2009 23:20 HamerD wrote:
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As far as making retarded things goes I'm pretty sure I'll never beat your parents' giving birth to you, so what's the point in trying?



Ahh you Cancers never fail to deliver.
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
Klive5ive
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom6056 Posts
June 01 2009 14:32 GMT
#59
I think we need a study on how the hell HamerD isn't banned yet.
He's trying pretty hard, I wonder what comes after personally attacking a Moderator?
Don't hate the player - Hate the game
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
June 01 2009 14:34 GMT
#60
Post of the year, definitely..
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
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