Who is the Biggest fictional BAMF - Page 5

On May 29 2009 10:26 Mindcrime wrote:




oh, I got confused there for a second. This thread is supposed to be about bamfs and not known plagiarists, isn't it?

On May 29 2009 13:13 littlechava wrote:

I think Bean is much more of a badass than Ender.
Don't get me wrong, I love Ender's character, but he's kinda emo T_T.

On May 29 2009 17:09 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
a really big shark

Master Chief was taken when at the age of 6 from his home planet as part of the secret millitary SPARTAN project. He was brutally trained along with 150ish other children. When he was 6-7 years old, he led an operation to neutralize 6 millitary men armed with (I forgot the name) shock police batons. All he and his trainees had were rocks and surprise in the woods. He stole a dropship and got all of his fellow trainees back. The last person to enter the dropship was supposed to be left in the wilderness to die, so he made sure he went on last. He became squad leader. Later, in his teens, all the trainees underwent a risky surgery to physically augment them past what any normal human could be. Around half of the trainees didn't make it through the surgery. Soon after, he single-handedly killed 3 helljumpers with his bare hands. Master Chief wasn't the fastest, smartest, or strongest spartan. He was the most tenacious, bravest, and best. He's never gotten on anybody (his closest female friend is an AI).

On May 29 2009 18:55 MuR)Ernu wrote:

This is the kind of stuff that makes 13 year old nerdlings think that halo3 is _so_ COOL!

Could that story be any more cliché?

"hi im master chief i'm a copy of samus aran from metroid games, except i'm more boring and i fite in warr hurr"