The Korean Man - Page 6

On April 08 2009 00:28 ItchReliever wrote:
this shit is like facebook groups that say how asian men are better because they get good grades and are mr nice guys

On April 08 2009 00:32 Hot_Bid wrote:

how is this the same as that? please explain

March 27th, 2009
The Russians sank a Hong Kong freighter last month, killing the seven Chinese seamen on board. We can live with that—Lenin and Stalin were once the ideological mentors of all Chinese people. The Japanese planted a flag on Diàoyú Island. That’s no big problem—we Hong Kong Chinese love Japanese cartoons, Hello Kitty, and shopping in Shinjuku, let alone our round-the-clock obsession with karaoke.

But hold on—even the Filipinos? Manila has just claimed sovereignty over the scattered rocks in the South China Sea called the Spratly Islands, complete with a blatant threat from its congress to send gunboats to the South China Sea to defend the islands from China if necessary. This is beyond reproach. The reason: there are more than 130,000 Filipina maids working as $3,580-a-month cheap labor in Hong Kong. As a nation of servants, you don’t flex your muscles at your master, from whom you earn most of your bread and butter.


As a patriotic Chinese man, the news has made my blood boil. I summoned Louisa, my domestic assistant who holds a degree in international politics from the University of Manila, hung a map on the wall, and gave her a harsh lecture. I sternly warned her that if she wants her wages increased next year, she had better tell every one of her compatriots in Statue Square on Sunday that the entirety of the Spratly Islands belongs to China.

Grimly, I told her that if war breaks out between the Philippines and China, I would have to end her employment and send her straight home, because I would not risk the crime of treason for sponsoring an enemy of the state by paying her to wash my toilet and clean my windows 16 hours a day. With that money, she would pay taxes to her government, and they would fund a navy to invade our motherland and deeply hurt my feelings.

Oh yes. The government of the Philippines would certainly be wrong if they think we Chinese are prepared to swallow their insult and sit back and lose a Falkland Islands War in the Far East. They may have Barack Obama and the hawkish American military behind them, but we have a hostage in each of our homes in the Mid-Levels or higher. Some of my friends told me they have already declared a state of emergency at home. Their maids have been made to shout “China, Madam/Sir” loudly whenever they hear the word “Spratly.” They say the indoctrination is working as wonderfully as when we used to shout, “Long live Chairman Mao!” at the sight of a portrait of our Great Leader during the Cultural Revolution. I’m not sure if that’s going a bit too far, at least for the time being.

Chip Tsao is a best-selling author and columnist. A former reporter for the BBC, his columns have also appeared in Apple Daily, Next Magazine and CUP Magazine, among others.

On April 08 2009 00:41 Licmyobelisk wrote:


Man, only a few of us would really know that this is just a non offensive joke...

Here, you guys if you wanna see an panty-in-a-bunch kind of racism try reading this wall of text..
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Sorry if this is the second time I actually put another wall of text.

Edit: LOL there is an oxymoron in his writing.. hahahahaha

On April 08 2009 00:57 Luddite wrote:
I, for one, welcome our new Korean overlords.

On April 07 2009 22:47 HamerD wrote:


trolling is when something is intentionally outrageously stupid/ absurdly insulting to the point of ridiculousness, and people get carried along by the ride. This is just standard racism, not to mention whatever credibility this might have as a 'joke' went out the window when people startded to SUPPORT the 'joke's argument.

By your retarded yardstick, if I made a post saying 'I hate all n*ggers because they eat watermelon all day and life off welfare'; then anyone who responded negatively would have been 'successfully trolled', GO ME! eh?

On April 08 2009 00:22 Rekrul wrote:ur right i considered and totally should have taken that angle, fwiw 0 revision just pumped it out cuz i was bored and i knew it wasn't as good as it could be

next step: get it translated to korean and post it on korean forums and see what happens

LOL

fuck i'm gunna revise it a little to offend english teachers and post it on the biggest english teacher forum too OMG LOL

On April 07 2009 23:01 nAejeOn123 wrote:
An entire paragraph of why a small korean penis is good. Im guessing he has a small one and is trying to boost his self esteem. Yea, koreans fuk like bunnies but thats because the government limits the amount of girls they can fuck so when they can fuck they take advantage of it. And the girls dont change guys because all the guys look the same, once they've been with them all. Mostly look like firebathero with buckteeth.

And the only reason Korean Men > USA Men in sc is because people in USA grow up training to become a neuro surgeon, while these small penis koreans are in there bedrooms training for sc. Basicly its a cultural difference, more Koreans play Brood War then USA.

On April 08 2009 01:08 Fontong wrote:

the hong kong chinese i know living in hong kong hate communism and china :O

my uncle regularly talks about how he's glad he will be dead before hong kong stops being an SAR